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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching. Is it just another 'streaming is the future' flop?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What event is this? I didn't know there was supposed to be something today.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Playstation showcase was today. they ended with showcase with OP's picture and spiderman 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do wonder the price and the specs for hacking it, but HOLY FRICK it's moronic

      Yes, also you need the console

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What event is this? I didn't know there was supposed to be something today.

      [...]

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, the Wii U

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WITH EVEN LESS GAMES TO PLAY ON IT
      LMAO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wii U at least had games

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time sony made something unique? All they have done for these past years and is copy their competition.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but nintendo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo Made a motion control console, a tablet console, and a portable tablet console. Sony and MS made low tier PC boxes 2 (ps2 was an underpowered dvd player) and 3 gens in a row

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nintendo Made
          lol
          Tendies once again project the hardest.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          MS made the Kinect and you didn't like it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          all sony and microsoft are now are cheaper gaming pcs that actually cost more to subscribe to their services forever.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo made low tier tablets and wagglan
          no wonder only children like it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            But children only play on PS, that's why Fortnite is so popular.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kids play omn PS anon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Game that wasn't made for nintendo or out on nintendo for years has less user on nintendo
              really makes you thunk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >launched a year later compared to the ps4 version
                >the ps4 is also almost half of their revenue

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              God damn, why is Android so low? lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a pie chart, I imagine it's probably because kids are more likely to be playing it on ipads if they're not using a console or PC.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >came out later than it did on apple
                >can't get it from the play store

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weak bait.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that Valve, Asus, and now Sony are doing this after the Switch's unexpected success means Nigtendo was on the pulse of something before anyone else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing really, they have always been ripping off shit from Nintendo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      March 4, 2000

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made a successful games console for every generation they participated in, that's certainly unique

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already did Remote Play with the Vita based moron. This is not new.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but the vita was a full fledged console you could play games on. this literally just streams your games to this machine. it's useless otherwise (not like the vita was much better but come the frick on)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit, it's an accesory.
          A controller with a screen, not a flagship console.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            and that's the problem. a literal $200 streaming machine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the Vita have L2/R2 buttons? Every picture I've seen of one makes it seem like it doesn't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't.
          >J-just use the back touchpad!!
          No.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it has a back touch pad which is sometimes used as a L2/R2 for old PS2 remaster port. Its pretty shitty to use too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were products that tried to give physical buttons that would touch parts of the back touch pad but I don't know how well they worked.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They worked pretty well, but it doesn't replace actual built-in buttons. t. Vita 1k owner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've spent their entire time in the games' industry copying Nintendo. It's the only thing they know.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The competition?
      Sony has been copying itself (PS3) for the past 10 years, not sure about competition.
      Either way, they suck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psvr and psvr 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psvr 2
        What's the buyer's remorse like for that?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They announced like 5 new games for VR in this showcase

          Maybe after a few months ppl will have a reason to unbox it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyetoy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol they copied the dreamcasts dreameye you moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >competition
      its cute that you think that they have competition

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the show.
    QRD, was there anything relevant?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panzer Dragoon's Dogma II
      The II Talos Principal

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decksisters???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the Deck can already stream PS5

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing Trek to Yomi on a non-OLED screen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know the Sony thing will be OLED

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking OLED is good when it has all the motion blur of LCD and all the burn in problems of Plasma, and then it even has some new problems unique to itself on top.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a proof of concept, right? This looks fricking moronic. Like one of those fake console mockups you can find on a search engine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they clearly see the appeal of the Switch and Steam Deck and think cloud gaming is why people love them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and think cloud gaming is why people love them
        How can you be this brain-dead and tone-deaf to your audience.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even cloud gaming. It's a remote play controller.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If remote play on the vita is anything to go by then cloud gaming would probably be better at this point lmao

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets do what the switch does, but worse and more expensive t

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$750 for handheld latency

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pii U

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony REALLY just saw the switch and said "Hey, let's copy the fricking WII U"
    What the FRICK are they THINKING?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they copying the switch or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah dude
      They are copying the WiiU

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing to do with the Switch, it's just a Wii U gamepad.

        It's a WiiU Gamepad but all it does is stream games to it

        Even worse than I thought.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sony REALLY just saw the switch and said "Hey, let's copy the fricking WII U"
        What the FRICK are they THINKING?

        Then why doesn't it have games? The wii u had good games to the point where they just ported most of them to the switch and they sold millions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to do with the Switch, it's just a Wii U gamepad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a WiiU Gamepad but all it does is stream games to it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the Wii U pad did

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Gamepad actually affected WiiU games by giving them a secondary screen as a core of WiiU game development, and had a microphone, gyroscope/accelorometer, touchscreen and camera

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Wii u gamepad was an extension of the game and a second screen. This is just streaming the main screen of the game lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They always do this.
      Remember when they laughed at nintendo's wii announcement when the world saw the motion controls....
      Then when they saw the sales - they scrambled their RnD department to frantically try and come up with their own shitty motion control thing that ended up looking like one of those vibrators you see in pornos

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playstation 5 U

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO NO
    NINTENBROS WHERE YOU AT?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH SHIT SONY HANDH-
    >Cloud/Wifi stream shit
    I fricking hate nu snoy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell lmao, this looks like one of those fake "xbox 720, ps4" pictures from years ago

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sony ? more like copy

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't even do as much as the wii u did. That's very sad

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're actually trying to copy the fricking Wii U of all things
    ...

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handheld device that you can only play in your house and nowhere else
    why did they think this was a good idea

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to pretend they're still in the handheld market but without actually delivering a handheld.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretending that Switch owners leave the house.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a switch owner *can* leave the house, you do not get that luxury with the PS5 handheld

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I travel every 2 weeks for work so yeah, the switch's portable factor is pretty useful. cloud handheld is fricking useless.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I keep finding myself outside often and even Witcher 3 gets at least 4 hours straight of battery. Less intensive games can go for much longer, provided they don’t have a memory leak issue.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I take my Switch to work, even more so now that TotK is out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for only $499 goy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a dog that looks exactly like this. What race is it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally shitbull

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play anywhere with WiFi.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not remote play on your phone with ps5?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god, why would you want to do that without some kind of mobile controller or a bluetooth controller?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but you can use your PS5 controller with most smartphones now...

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5U

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Wii U

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is that?

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if someone can hack it it'll probably be more powerful than the switch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, it has no actual hardware beyond the bare minimum to stream a video signal from a ps5

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah then it'll definitely be a success just like the Vita! lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      With what it looks like, it's going to basically be an android tablet merged with a PS5 controller. It's going to be low specs.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should fire who ever let That idea pass. Streaming is a meme and the fact that the damn handheld is useless outside of your house... Like huh? Who's buying this? And why? Is it when you want to continue playing in the bathroom?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copies wii u
    >but it requires internet also making it useless compared to just using your phone
    are they moronic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many people will buy this thing, thinking it works like the switch kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats so embarrassing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schreier is shitposting now?

      As the old saying goes - even a corrupt israelite can be right twice a day

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to ask this genuinely... What does it take to get hired in Sony?
    Who's coming up with this shit ideas? I feel like you can take a 14 yo opinion about this and get a better product in the end.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what does it take
      nepotism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing much it seems when all you have to do is look at your competition and copy it 7 years later with an inferior product

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Device requires broadband internet Wi-Fi with at least 5Mbps for use. For a better play experience, a high-speed connection of at least 15Mbps is recommended. The quality and connectivity of your play experience may vary depending on your network environment. A PlayStation 5 console and a PlayStation Network account are required.

    DOA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at least 5Mbps for use.
      that cuts out like 90% of burgers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. you get like 100Mbps minimum from concast for like $45.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you look at the country download averages on Steam US is pretty up there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        burger in the middle of nowhere here. even i have 100mbps internet and that's buying the cheapest package available.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in rural buttfrick nowhere in the south and the average starting speeds here are 200-400Mbps with many places having access up to 1 gig.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15mbps
      top fricking kek that shit is dead in the US

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at least 5Mbps for use.
        that cuts out like 90% of burgers

        >I live in a backwater with 50 other people so the entire rest of the country of 350 million does too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah bro google stadia was such a success right?
          lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will immediately go to shit if you at all aren’t hugging the wifi and every single non-wifi town is automatically excluded.
      Why even make this? This is literally just sinking cash into a moneypit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many people will buy this thing, thinking it works like the switch kek

      Is Sony stupid or something? Do they just shoo Mark Cerny into the basement until they need a new console?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >streaming
      >you need a PS5 to begin with
      literally what the FRICK is the point? So you can play ps5 while you take a shit?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        only if your bathroom is really close to your PS5 if not you might have a bad conection

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this really is a wiiu gamepad going to take a shit isn't going to be possible with all the doors and walls that are going to frick with your connection.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure it'll use wifi/internet instead of local streaming. But that means you'll have constant bad latency.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PlayStation Network account are required
      making you pay them to use your own wifi now too?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the fricking point? Why do you need internet for this thing? Shouldn't it stream gameplay directly from the console?

      I smell bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15Mbps is a lot in the US

      Lmao I have 900Mbps atm, Canada wins for once.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Made 2 of the best handheld devices ever
    >Sees potential of continued profit after Switch and Deck
    >Copies the fricking Wii U instead
    >Has even less games
    Sony is impressively moronic

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like those mockups from like 2007 youtube video

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be fake, right? Didn't watch the end of the show because Dragon's Dogma 2 was all what I needed.
    I mean the base console is ugly enough already, who they hire as product designers? Wtf?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no price announced
    they're going to retail this shit for $300+ with a straight face

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch has existed for more than half a decade, but here comes Sony to sell you a piece of shit handheld that requires you to be near an active PS5 so you can stream the game to it. I have no idea what they were thinking with this thing.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly have no idea why they made this when they already released the Backbone which is only $100

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    source on that game screen?

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can they have the FRICKING BALLS to announce a portable device after murdering the vita
    FRICK SONY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying
      Anon, this thing isn't like a Switch or a Steam Deck. You have to be connected to the internet and in range of your PS5 to even get this thing to be more than an expensive paperweight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh so it just streams a ps5? yikes

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna buy it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my condolences

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized this was the rumored "vita 2" from months ago
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone knew it was gonna be a streaming device from the leaks. Vita 2 was some serious copium

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    remote play runs like shit on ps5. imagine spending bidenbux on this lmao.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is truly comedy of the highest order. I could not have made a funnier product if I tried.
    Sony could have chosen to copy the Deck, they could have chosen to copy the switch, they could have chosen to simply make a new psp!
    But no, Sony COPIED THE FRICKING WIIU GAMEPAD.
    Money went into coming up with the concept for this piece of e-waste, and somehow, nobody at those meetings said the words "Hold the frick up, why are we copying the WiiU? Why are we copying what is arguably nintendo's biggest failure ever when we could be copying what is one of their biggest successes ever?"
    The SoniiU really got through all these stages of brainstorming, development, prototyping, production, and advertisement, made it onto their biggest announcement show in the second most prime slot of the show, and somehow NOBODY canceled this shit before then?
    Fricking HOW?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't like it don't buy it. Me and all my friends think this look really good and depending on the price we might all buy it

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this do anything you can't do with the remote play app? Is this for people who don't own phones ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a dedicated device unlike your phones which need to use accesories

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how they looked at Nintendo and decided they needed to make their own Wii U instead of Switch.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slice a dualshock in two, glue each joycon to an ipad
    The "designer" who made this thinks he's the new Jony Ive.
    Pic is redditor's meme concept art made in 2022.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many tens of millions of dollars Sony wasted in R&D

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This at least has better proportions than the actual one we have, why is the real one so ugly like the shape is just awful I’d rather stream my game to an ipad and play with an actual controller in my hands

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking Christ is sony pants on head moronic or what

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony finally made a new handheld device
    >its a fricking streaming device
    WHY DIDNT THEY JUST MAKE A VITA 2?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >VITA 2?
      why?
      they will destroy it the same way or even worse than they did with the vita

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Sony regrets having exited the handheld market, but they're too prideful to re-enter it properly and does shit like this instead?

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tech is there for it to not require internet, but they choose to regardless.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    $199 plus tip.
    streaming devices never worked then and will never work now. this wiiu pad knock off is doa

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking great.

    It connects with wi-fi right, from anywhere? Does it connect with bluetooth in the same house?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this is the literal cope/shill/doomposting thread what are you doing here. They need a full 24 hours to flush out the autistic random rage and saying it's DOA/wont ever work etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with it...? If you have a PS5 it streams PS5 games to it anywhere.

        What the frick did they want

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothings wrong with it, this is Ganker that said Switch would flop.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with it...? If you have a PS5 it streams PS5 games to it anywhere.

            What the frick did they want

            You can tell this is such a fake coping conversation lmfao

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              A totally optional streaming device that I will actually use in bed like my switch. Yeah I'm coping HARD core.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A streaming device that is nothing like your switch. Yeah you are coping HARD core

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's actually 1080p 60fps

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                where?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In addition to highlighting its robust software roadmap, SIE also announced Project Q, a dedicated device launching later this year that enables you to play any compatible1 game installed on your PS5 console using Remote Play over Wi-Fi2. With a vibrant 8-inch LCD screen capable of up to 1080p resolution at 60fps, the device delivers crisp visuals and smooth gameplay streamed from your PS5 when you’re away from your TV. All of the buttons and features of the DualSense wireless controller, including adaptive triggers and haptic feedback, are featured on the device3.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the screen is 1080p 60 fps
                >the games are not
                >its streaming so it'll always have shit bitrate
                kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wi-Fi2
                moron we've had Wi-Fi 6 for years now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot to autistically have a fake conversation about asking whats wrong with this because its so embarrassing btw

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What conversation?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whats wrong with this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with what? What the frick are you talking about. I posted some shit from a news article here

                In addition to highlighting its robust software roadmap, SIE also announced Project Q, a dedicated device launching later this year that enables you to play any compatible1 game installed on your PS5 console using Remote Play over Wi-Fi2. With a vibrant 8-inch LCD screen capable of up to 1080p resolution at 60fps, the device delivers crisp visuals and smooth gameplay streamed from your PS5 when you’re away from your TV. All of the buttons and features of the DualSense wireless controller, including adaptive triggers and haptic feedback, are featured on the device3.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your brain is so fried from doomposting and autistic rage that you don't realize there's literally nothing wrong with this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it sucks because some were expecting a ps5 switch
                I'd buy a handheld scaled down ps5
                not this
                I'll wait for switch 2

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >locked to using in your home
            >not native it runs off of online remote play which is the same as using your phone
            that'll be $200

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes everyone is coping with a controller split in half and an 8 inch screen stuck to the middle of it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with it...? If you have a PS5 it streams PS5 games to it anywhere.

      What the frick did they want

      A totally optional streaming device that I will actually use in bed like my switch. Yeah I'm coping HARD core.

      >$200 streaming device
      >good
      genuinely asking but what is wrong with you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's bait. i'm 99% sure most redditors and normies will laugh this one out of the room too

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a fricking Vita 2 that plays PS4 games. Why does Sony insist on always doing the wrong thing?

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re probably doing it on purpose. Reminder that the westerners at SIE believe smartphones killed handhelds and deliberately sabotaged the Vita, this actually might be a similar case.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have really hurt to not just essentially take the Steam Deck and put the PS5 APU in it?
    Sure, it would cost more than a PS5 but you've got an actual portable PS5 then and not just a Vita 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they could just put 7840U in it and disable 3 CUs and have it run games at 720p and call it a day

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the MGS remasters coming to pc?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, remake too.
      Wrong thread tho.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tendies trying to rewrite history again
    Never forget that Nintendo keeps stealing ideas from less popular games and companies.
    Their most recent crime is copying off Banjo Nuts and Bolts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is a rotating knob a d-pad?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality shitpost, looked up one of the things at random, being Alpha Waves. Technically innovative, but Mario 64 is much more infulential for having movement that's actually fun.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wii U Gamepad had input lag of 16ms, or 1/60th of a frame
    When this has that little latency I'll consider buying it, but watch it have like 5 frames

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRO I'M PLAYING BADLY BECAUSE MY INPUT WAS DELAYED BY 1/20TH OF A SECOND IT'S NOT MY FAULT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      any local strraming will have little latency and good image quality because wifi networks have tons of bandwidth but this piece of shit is meant for cloud streaming so expect latency through the roof + disgusting compression low bit rate artifacts

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your brain is so fried from doomposting and autistic rage that you don't realize there's literally nothing wrong with this.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not a console generation without Sony copying the Nintendo poorly again.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wii U gamepad
    >but with even less functionality
    Sony has lost their minds. It will probably cost fricking $300 too. Wii U was moronic, but at least it enabled interiting new mechanics in games. Thsi is just an abortion.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could have just made a mobile app and a controller clip for a lot less.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already have that

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how great using PS Now to stream your game on your PS5... then stream that to your Q is.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking based snoysisters we can't stop winning! Only 11 years to make a shitty copy of the Wii U gamepad! BASED!!!!

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm ready

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brooown bricks and greeey handhelds.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a waste of plastic and electronics to make moronic garbage like this.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, can't you already do anything this "handheld" can do on a regular tablet which has far more functions than just streaming your PS5 games from across the room?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but now you can pay 500 dollars for the same thing with a SONY (tm) logo on it

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S REAL GUYZ, MY DAD WORKS AT PLAYSTATION.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dummy watch the showcase it's real. Final announcement before SpiderMan2 was this dogshit

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't be nearly as dumb if streaming wasn;t already possible on literally anything with an internet connection

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Sharp supplying the screens?

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the Death Stranding handheld ps memes?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The wii u of ps5.
    Incredible. I dont think we can go any worse.

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They basically made a worse Xperia tablet

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick were they thinking

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony, no matter what you do you will fail, and it's partially because of this. This is not a good gamepad. Sony, stop doing it. Please, Sony, stop. Stop making these kind of controllers.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It all comes down to how much it costs. If it's $150-200? There's probably a market for it. If it's $300? Just buy a switch or a Steam Deck.

    The important thing is that it's not a new platform so it doesn't need to sell that much. The PS Vita couldn't afford to be a niche product because it needed software support. This is nothing to get particularly excited about, but it's probably going to be successful because it's just an accessory for playing games people were going to buy anyway.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker and people are moronic and want to presume Sony made a handheld and not merely an optional accessory.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      top jej

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking sides.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HYAH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      guhehehe

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The SnoyU is worse, the wiiu pad at least worked as a secondary screen, this only duplicates the main scren

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WiiU did both moron, but this can also be used remotely.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Wii U actually had fricking games.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, seriously?
    Are they copying the Wii U?
    What an embarassment. The Wii U flopped, so I guess this will flop too.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Console developers desperately trying to lower resolution requirements because they can't reduce VRAM below PC tier sizes.

    PC wins again

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gin, we're leaving.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why buy this over Logitech g cloud? It can stream from more service and emulate ps2/GameCube on the go.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nonstop shitposting about "dude new Sony handheld it's joever for the Switch" for the last two weeks
    >it's literally just a Wii U
    >Sony literally so bereft of ideas they figured frick it let's invent the Wii U

    I'm so annoyed I can't even laugh.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit posting

      Where? No one was talking about this at all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, maybe you're lucky, but I couldn't have any fricking Switch-related thread, even talking about a singular fricking video game, without somebody trying to derail it by bringing up "rumored Sony portable hardware" ever since the usual retinue of twitter attention prostitutes dropped "insider information."

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >annouce a portable device to get back into the handheld bubble
    >actually is a ps5 add-on and is a cloud only streaming device
    what the frick I hate snoy but how are they this moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the idea for anyone is a traditional handheld market anymore. Even the switch is not a traditional handheld. Traditional handhelds are dead, so now everyone’s trying to make them something else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I get that but fricking hell its not even its own thing
        this would be like if nintendo sold the game pad and the console for the wii u separately, whats the fricking point of buying it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should have done that.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it connected locally I'd be somewhat interested. But probably not bothered to stray from chiaki.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I TOLD YOU Black personZ snoys management wanted to try getting their shit smeared in cloud gayming and in no way they can sustain a new portable console, it would have negative amount of games but they even copied splatooon ahahahahahha snoys.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it looks more ergonomic than the Wii U gamepad.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Ganker is moronic.
    You guys would have Sony release some $700 handheld console that would crash and burn, instead of an easy $200 optional accessory.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way that this will be the same price as a DualSense Edge controller. The absolute minimum price will be $250 with the most likely price being $300.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sony's wii u rip off is going to probably cost more than a wii-u
        lol

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more and more convinced that Phil Spencer was being too hard on himself

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >According to the fine print at the bottom of Sony’s presentation, games you play on the Q must be installed on a PlayStation 5 console itself — it’s apparently designed as a companion for your own PS5, not something that would play games natively like a Steam Deck or phone or even stream them from the cloud.
    Allow it to download games natively like indies to be used on the go and then it is just barely ok. But the fact that you have to connect it to a PS5 to use it is dumb. Have it separate but connected.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just add memory and processing hardware and triple the price bro
      Ganker not sending their smartest today

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every
    Single
    Time

    Sony:
    lol @ nintendo, they don't know what they're doing, we're not even in competition with them at all because we are superior
    Nintendo:
    *sells 12 trillion of their thing*
    Sony:
    *does a weak ass ripoff of nintendos thing, except 4 years too late*

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that just a rendering, or does the thing literally look like that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing literally looks like that

      ?t=6392

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    euhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is moronic but anyone in this thread that is saying game streaming is a meme either hasn’t tried it in 5 years or have no clue of what they are talking about. i use moonlight and sunshine combo everyday on my local network and there is zero difference from playing directly on the host machine and moonlight. zero.
    get better hardware

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get better hardware
      playstation users can't

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice PiiU homosexuals

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons can laugh but remote play is based. I stream ps5 to my deck or laptop when I want to chill in bed. Not saying ill buy this but its based for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shill tactic: "it works for MY use case!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it werks for most cases, remote play is quite good really

        why they would make a dedicated accessory for it i dunno but i'm sure they did the math on it

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just streams the game
    >doesn't add features or function as 5p like the wiiu did
    fricking epic

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    game streaming is sorta cool, its just not good for fast paced shit.
    i was played dude sex human ovulation at 4k, max graphical settings on my 150 buck phone, it was neat.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam D*ck sisters... your response?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not shitting on it with Ganker
    This time I'm going to wait and see how it performs from non shill videos

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thumbsticks bleeding over the bezel
    Is this even real

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaahhahahahaha

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is fricking embarrassing sometimes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thatll be 200$

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemma guess: it'll cost twice as much as the PS5

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved my Wii U. But I got it for $200 "refurbished" from Nintendo, at that price it was easy to like. What's the PS version cost? $500 for the console, another $300 for the handheld thingamabob?

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this can stream over the internet, not just local wifi?
    what's the point of streaming it off your own hardware in that case
    why not stream it from sony servers if you're already going over the internet?
    then you don't even need to buy the console itself.. oh right.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its remote play

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Sony fricking not gimp a handheld device with stupid decisions? The Vita failed because of their moronic proprietary memory, and now this is going to die because it's just a streaming device. 100% they are banking on this failing so they can either say "See? No point investing in handhelds when they fail" or get even ballsy-er and say "There is no handheld market anymore"

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "this will be playstation in 2014" type shit

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now we know why PS went first.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU NEED THE INTERNET TO USE THIS THING, THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE FRICKING WII U GAMEPAD YOU DONT NEED THE INTERNET TO USE THAT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand, do you not have Internet?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do have internet, but you know what i dont have? A PS5

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