>Ahh, finally a level where I can just relax and not worry about anything else

>Ahh, finally a level where I can just relax and not worry about anything else

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'd be funnier if he had some cucumber slices on his eyes and a mud mask

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look Daniel, I made him hideous!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        put me in the screencap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        47 NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANY MORE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, who are you? Have you seen one bald guy with suit loke yours?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bangkok is an awful level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, the worst level's Colorado or New York
      New York is cool at first, until you realise there's only like 3 ways you can actually complete the level and there's very little to it beyond that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Colorado is fun because you can larp as a cool operator, but it gets boring pretty quick. I wouldn't really consider it a "true" Hitman level though since it's so restrictive and there's no social stealth. The worst "true" level I would say is Bangkok or Morocco.
        I like NY, couldn't really tell you why though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I like NY, couldn't really tell you why though.
          Fair enough tbh. I like the setting and the actual layout of the map is top tier, but my problem is that it's actually incredibly limited once you've replayed it a couple times. Even the mission stories tend to follow the same path

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I like NY, couldn't really tell you why though.
          So much this. I barely remember a single thing about New York that stood out to me or why I liked it so much, I only know that I completely breezed through that level and had a great time and I have no idea why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Colorado is fun because you can larp as a cool operator, but it gets boring pretty quick. I wouldn't really consider it a "true" Hitman level though since it's so restrictive and there's no social stealth. The worst "true" level I would say is Bangkok or Morocco.
        I like NY, couldn't really tell you why though.

        Before I played Colorado I thought it there was gonna be a decommissioned nuclear silo under the farm. Instead, the level is just flat and boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NY is by far the most overrated. Routinely appears in people's top 3, for some reason. There is basically one path to the top floor and it involves the suspension of disbelief that 47 can sneak through a room of a dozen plus traders with no one noticing just because he's behind waist high desks. There's only one way to bring the target out of her office. And to top it off they made robbing a bank vault feel mundane. The best part of NY is the trenchcoat outfit. It's mid tier at best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The best part of NY is the trenchcoat outfit.
          And that gets ruined because it doesn't have a fedora. I wanted the Ninja Turtle experience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There's only one way to bring the target out of her office.
          theres a couple ways but theyre boring and too much work. ny sucks.

          Anyone can tell me how do I buy nuHitman "bundle" so I get most/all DLC/maps etc? I don't really understand that seasonal shit or elusive target/missions. Explain.

          buy standard hitman 3 now. on the 26th, buy the dlc bundle. you now own everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but Colorado is still worse

      t. grinded Mastery in both just this week

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the levels are too big

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs the "stop blending in" icon overlaid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DOKI DOKI POW POW

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only eight more days until we get kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How could mommy Diana even think of betraying you...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is she so hot? is it the voice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        75% voice, 25% red hair.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really dont like any of the levels in 3. theyre all at least kind of cool the first time you play them, then the facade falls away and you realize theyre shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a bit disappointing how 2's levels remain the best by far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just half-baked. It's pretty telling that even the DLC levels in 2 have about six mission stories each but the 3 maps all have about three, with some even less. People like to damage control it as
      >Oh I'm GLAD that the handholding stories are gone!
      But it's obviously a budget/effort thing. IOI wanted Hitman 3 out the door asap to work on James Bond but the game sold far more than expected so they worked on DLC for another year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive really only played dubai out of all the h3 levels but some of the challenges just feel like mini mission stories its really weird

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're making a Bond game? Do we know if there'll be any more Hitman any tile soon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there might be little stuff like events and the elusives will still cycle, but i doubt were getting any new maps in the foreseeable future.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do we know about the Bond game? Anything like Hitman or shooting fallery style?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              literally nothing. its assumed it will hitman style though, since the woa games have just been one big expensive spy thriller resume.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not too bad then, worst case they'll try to move in on the fps market and completely sell out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably gonna be like the Dubai mission x10.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they release pic related for other platforms now that Stadia is dying today?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want that one? I can understand the other three, but the Stadia suit is hideous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you squint your eyes it looks kinda like Kiryu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          47 can get away with disguising as him.

          >Mission Story completed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably not. theres a suit thats still locked to 1 via content you cant play anymore.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you guys best and worst map in Hitman 2? The new one.
    Also, what am I supposed to do after I beat the game? Is there a fun post game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a fun post game?
      the post game is cleaning all the challenges and unlocking everything, then challenging yourself to beat levels under restrictions or speedrunning them.

      so how is freelancer different than escalations exactly?

      freelancer has its own temporary progression. youll keep things you earn between those levels but you dont have access to all the stuff youve unlocked normally. also its fully random instead of being curated so youll see some really bullshit targets sometimes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite level? The racing level in 2 for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sapienza, in 2016, now and forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I kinda hated that one but only played it once. What did you like about it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the scale and the fact that both targets are moving all over the place and are going about their day, it's probably the best level to larp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The driver just kept going vetween two populated buildings for me, made it really annoying but I guess I'll play it again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but the setting just feels great, maybe i'm biased cause i watch Formula 1
        Also Sierra just does something for me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also Sierra just does something for me
          Fuck yes. I wish she had more porn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there porn? I never found any at all!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, no. That's why there should be more!

              Sierra is a disgusting dyke with bad hair what the fuck man

              >dyke
              Present the evidence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's literally walking around with her girlfriend after the race is over the entire time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >girlfriend
                Headcanon.
                Sierra is mine and there's nothing you can do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly my thought

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sierra never reciprocates the girls flirting in any way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sierra is a disgusting dyke with bad hair what the fuck man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dyke
            Not in my head
            The thought of a drunk Sierra coming home after she won a race, in the mood for a victory fuck, sounds good to me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how is freelancer different than escalations exactly?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got to Colorado and I'm realizing that it is a really bland level, really coming from Bangkok

    It's just a flat plane compared to the hotel that had a bunch of levels and stuff to do

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many different fucking versions of the game? I got hitman 2 for free on muh playstation but the hitman 1 levels are locked, how the fuck do i unlock them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to pay for an access pass. or you can buy hitman 3 now, and on the 26th you get 1 and 2 content for free.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and on the 26th you get 1 and 2 content for free.
        Wait really? on consoles too? Article that i found only mentions steam

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.ioi.dk/hitman-3-to-world-of-assassination/
          >HITMAN 3 will become ‘HITMAN World of Assassination’, which will also include access to HITMAN 1 and HITMAN 2 content through our existing Access Pass system. Current HITMAN 3 owners will get a free upgrade to HITMAN World of Assassination on all platforms

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks brother, very based because the fact there were 6 different versions of one game was confusing as fuck, looks like im buying hitman 3

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I love going to hokkaido killing my targets SA and then just chilling in the spa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but then you have to put up with the escape music playing when you're trying to relax

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    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never played hitman but been binging on vids.(dont have a gaming pc and wont have one till late spring) but when i get my gaming pc i want to give hitman 3 collection a go. Is it a good entry point into the series or should i go back to some of the earlier games?
    Im asking now and not closer to when i get my pc because i have no clue if therell be any hitman threads at that point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.ioi.dk/hitman-3-to-world-of-assassination/
      >HITMAN 3 will become ‘HITMAN World of Assassination’, which will also include access to HITMAN 1 and HITMAN 2 content through our existing Access Pass system. Current HITMAN 3 owners will get a free upgrade to HITMAN World of Assassination on all platforms

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have any webms or videos of creative (not intentional story mission) kills?
    Looked a bit on youtube for it and there's some decent videos, but most videos also include just the basic story mission set up kills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look up Atrioc's Hitman contests for some creativity.
      Not a kill, but one guy literally sat in Miami for 24 hours in real time so the in-game timer would tick over and give him a 3 second mission completion.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can tell me how do I buy nuHitman "bundle" so I get most/all DLC/maps etc? I don't really understand that seasonal shit or elusive target/missions. Explain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy Hitman 3 without the Seven Sins bundle (it's garbage) and wait for the rest of the trilogy to get added for free after freelancer comes out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hitman 3 is going to turn into Hitman: World of Assassination later this month. When that happens, Hitman 3 owners will receive Hitman 1 & 2's levels for free. What isn't included is the various DLCs that released for 1 & 2, all that is going to be condensed into a single DLC pack

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can emetic poison the drink and drink it yourself
    >47 doesn't throw up
    Does this mean he's immune to poison?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you gas the security room in NY and then stand in it? I never tried, but I don't think anything happens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure in NY but I've done that in Chingchong and it just causes damage and kills you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you take damage

          With emetic poison?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            any poison, even sedative

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you take damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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