Alan Woke 2

What went wrong?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Derivative.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you, nothing went wrong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was something different like what games used to be that's why you Zoomers hate it

        Nothing. That's why it's a GOTY contender.

        Literally nothing.
        >muh woke pozzed goyslop
        Imagine getting this bent out of shape over a single line about a white asshole cop who was being a white asshole cop in a small Twin Peaks-style town. Actually I'm positive you guys aren't actually bent out of shape, it's poorfag cope coming from people with specs ten years out of date. Cry about it.

        >WOKE WOKE FLOP SLOP FLOP WOKE SLOP ZOOMER BOOMER FLOP SLOP WOKE SLOP SLOP SLOPPA FORCED SLOP FLOP
        Learn how to speak fucking English, you have 6 million words to choose from but your brain is so rotten that you repeat the same 10 words ad nauseum

        Anal Weak 2 will win GOTY.

        Movie-game slop with barely any actual gameplay for HOURS on end
        You people consider this a GAME?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You probably think the OG resident evil's are movie games because you don't shoot shit every 5 seconds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            those have puzzle elements and ACTUAL survivor horror elements

            >not on steam
            never ever fully funded by Epic on the sole condition it's exclusive to EGS on PC
            [...]
            >muh movie game
            Meanwhile this game is damn near universally shilled on this board. Read the top of my image.
            >24 hours of cutscenes in Endwalker's MSQ
            lmao stfu

            your whataboutism is an MMO? Ya no shit MMOs are played by braindead retards.
            Youre going to need to defend your shit movie game better than that

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le subversive narrative about a narrative
    wow never seen this one before
    also yuros trying to write american dialogue is just embarrassing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes an outsider perspective can lead to interesting art. Like the japanese people directing American actors in Silent Hill leading to the iconic surreal tone of those games.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes an outsider perspective can lead to interesting art.
        Silent Hill was one of those times.
        This was not one of those times.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          name something similar to silent hill in 1998 in vidya

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the jumpscare screamers are CHEAP and UNEARNED

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was something different like what games used to be that's why you Zoomers hate it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's different
      It's a third person horror shooter. There were at least four of them this year. Callisto, dead space, RE4R, and AW.
      >but the story
      A horror writer who's stories come to life is not original. It's becoming a trope.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes wonder if people that are blatantly reductive genuinely think they're intelligent, and are just void of any self awareness. If it's a troll. I don't think that makes it any better just because of how genuinely retarded reductiveness is. It'd be like a troll giving themselves cancer because somebody said you can't make fun of cancer if you don't know the experience.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think that makes it any better just because of how genuinely retarded reductiveness is. It'd be like a troll giving themselves cancer because somebody said you can't make fun of cancer if you don't know the experience.

          I think it's time for bed anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >different like what games used to be
      Yeah, games didn't use to pretend they're shitty TV shows.
      What's so different about AW2?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing after she ranted about white male controlling her life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you stopped playing at the very end of the game?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was no novelty anymore. Also for some reason they decided to set half of it in nightmare New York City. And because Control came out between Alan Wake and Alan Wake 2, it was no longer just about some weird Stephen King plots becoming real, it was some metaphysical SCP crap. The difference between Alan Wake fixing this by himself vs. Alan Wake being forced to write in a character that would fix this for him is an enormous loss in terms of THE GAME LITERALLY HAS HIS FUCKING NAME ON IT

    The mixed reality stuff was high concept as shit but really could have gone somewhere (that it didn't). Wasn't there some other horror mystery game announced years ago that was live action but also a game?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know currently playing it on my rtx 3050 (4gb)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it even run on 4gb vram?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i get around 30-50fps on average

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4gb
        Jesus, Nvidia is really fucking you guys by even selling that in the 3XXX generation. Upgrade soon anon. It's only gonna get worse. 8GB should be bare minimum in TYOOL 2023 when consoles are 3060Ti equivalent (RTX2070 at release).

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a gayming laptop, I'll probably buy a pc if it becomes unbearable

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. That's why it's a GOTY contender.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nothing.
    >muh woke pozzed goyslop
    Imagine getting this bent out of shape over a single line about a white asshole cop who was being a white asshole cop in a small Twin Peaks-style town. Actually I'm positive you guys aren't actually bent out of shape, it's poorfag cope coming from people with specs ten years out of date. Cry about it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WOKE WOKE FLOP SLOP FLOP WOKE SLOP ZOOMER BOOMER FLOP SLOP WOKE SLOP SLOP SLOPPA FORCED SLOP FLOP
    Learn how to speak fucking English, you have 6 million words to choose from but your brain is so rotten that you repeat the same 10 words ad nauseum

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck names her daughter Logan, i thought she had a boy and Alan's changed him into a girl and drowned it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an ambiguous name, like Alex or Sam or Chris

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alex, Sam, chris
        These doesn't sound like a girl name

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Samantha
          >Christina
          >Alexandria
          dumb frogposter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You added extra words ,do it with logan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Logania

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Logan is a boy name and thats a fact

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can be.

          fuck you, nothing went wrong

          You can put lipstick on a pig, but the gameplay in the first was so damn boring that I couldn't finish it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but really, who the fuck names their daughter Logan?? talk about a fucking wreck, i'd use a fucking nickname and tell everyone else to call me something different

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she did drown as Alan never once admits he wrote it into the story. He just goes along with it to get Saga to help him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the fuck names her daughter Logan

      Honestly sometimes I go on Ganker and I just can't tell. I simply cannot tell if the stupidity is blatant and intentional or if this place is just genuinely hopelessly stupid.

      Logan is a Unisex name, that is sometimes associated with boys, just like "Adrian". I only knew a boy named Adrian from elementary school, and despite that. The woman in a Rocky movie is named Adrian wow! Would you look at that, my understanding of something became updated once I learned that my limited conception and therefore association with it being a boy name was flawed. Crazy. It's almost like one's preconceptions don't fucking mean anything because subjective experience is inherently narrow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Adrian
        Adrian can be a short form of Adriana nagger

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anal Weak 2 will win GOTY.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's too kino

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know
    i dont care
    not on steam
    suck a dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not on steam
      never ever fully funded by Epic on the sole condition it's exclusive to EGS on PC

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Movie-game slop with barely any actual gameplay for HOURS on end
      You people consider this a GAME?

      >muh movie game
      Meanwhile this game is damn near universally shilled on this board. Read the top of my image.
      >24 hours of cutscenes in Endwalker's MSQ
      lmao stfu

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why assume that person likes FF online?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's universally shilled here and every time I post in a XIV thread I'm the only one shitting on it for being a literal visual novel.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Because it's universally shilled here
            Okay. And that means that person enjoys it? I don't. You clearly don't. Why assume that they do?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's universally shilled here to the point where it's considered board culture so it's a fair assumption. If FFXIV is going to be considered board culture no one here has any right calling fucking anything a "movie game" as a derogatory statement ever again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If FFXIV is going to be considered board culture no one here has any right calling fucking anything a "movie game" as a derogatory statement ever again.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do normies think of all the finland crammed into this game? I think you could play the first game and think it was made in the USA, not sure about this one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd honestly be surprised at how scandinavian the northern latitudes of the United States tend to be, right down to the accents, food and culture

      The whole time they were doing the Finland stuff I was actually thinking about Edith Finch, which takes place in the same area

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >swedish mutt
    >Husband Name is David
    >Doesn't sound african during conversation
    >Full black child

    Why is anal woke like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine casting child actors for an image on "im dead" poster and going
      >yeah youre a nagger but a bit TOO nagger, pass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am pretty sure you can find a mutt baby image on stock pictures

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yawnorama that shifts the story from Alan dealing with the Dark Presence and everything related to the dark presence and everything related while Alan acts confused, lost, and retarded because he has no memory
    Saga is whatever, they could have had any character and it would still suck balls, maybe if it was only Casey it would have been fine but it's just not the same as Alan Wake 1, no clue why because as far as I can tell it's basically the same thing but I'd honestly rather play the first game and it's DLC's again than Alan Wake 2
    >not only are cinematics happening in game, they have life action sections too
    >following the story since the start leaves you with tons of live action shit watched
    >i'm just tired of it already and just wanted a game about Alan escaping the dark place
    >get some crap about another character and more 'sick lore' on whatever the fuck the universe is in that series, which has dozens of bullshit super naturals like The Hiss and The Dark Presence just floating around all over with Jesse only having powers because of polaris or whatever it's name was which is just another fucking retarded entity from beyond our realm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now we wait another 10 years for alan woke 3 and this time alan will become a tranny and story takes place in wakanda

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy hates video games and would rather make netflix tv shows instead. Simple as that.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah. I haven't even read the thread yet. But is it overrun with shitposters again? Honestly not sure I feel like tryharding in this thread right now. It's late at night and Ganker likely won't suddenly unlock self awareness in this thread. I'm waiting for the cool anon's that can actually talk videogames to make a thread, because I just made a different one, and making my own Alan Wake 2 threads don't tend to succeed since I actually talk about the game without presumption.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not many people liked it or bought it.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its great

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Max Payne 1 remake will have Live action Cutscenes

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck even happened in the first one?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretentious art game with none of the charm of the original, remedy is up their own ass now blatantly ripping off David Lynch crafting their garbage universe full of self referential nonsense lore up its own ass. Why does every game they make need to connect, what's wrong with just writing a self contained story

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uh minus the shitposting how is the game and what is the story this time around?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely good and Alan Wake wrote a character from the dark place to save him from the dark place. Hijinks ensue and the game plays like a nuResident Evil 2/4 survival horror game.

      It's great. I have a soft spot for Max Payne 1&2 but it's nearly as good as those two games. Removing my sentimentality it probably is better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, might end up giving a shot then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh
      Fine? Kind of confused

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna suck the tears right up when this wins GOTY

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AW1: It's not a lake, it's an ocean
    >AW2: It's not a loop, it's a spiral
    bravo finnish kojimbo

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly GOTY if not for BG3.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for BG3.

      Alan Wake 2 unironically has better gameplay and uh how do I put this "deliberate" design with how the shadow enemies work brilliantly in the Oceanview Hotel.

      That place unironically convinced me that the game was peak survival horror, even better than RE2remake and RE4remake because of how perfectly every aspect of its systems fit together there. Healing times, Reload Times, Multiple resources to manage with the addition of Flashlight, the fact that you can turn off the flashlight to not attract shows, the plotboard, everything. The game is actually pretty well made, not just in the "WOW THIS GAME LETS ME DO SO MUCH RANDOM BUT SHALLOW STUFF LIKE KILL ANY NPC I CAN! WOW! THE NOVELTY! SO FRICKING COOL!" but rather in the sense of trying to craft a strong and cohesive gameplay experience.

      Unfortunately Ganker has decided to think of this game in one singular narrow way, so despite the fact that nobody will be able to argue against what I've said beyond "Me no likey". It doesn't matter. Don't get me wrong. The game Is not perfect, and you'll notice I haven't exactly mentioned Saga's sections. But that nuance can't be gotten into here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately Ganker has decided to think of this game in one singular narrow way
        They'd all be drooling for this if the chick wasn't raceswapped

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pajeet esque youtube-tier horror
    being an amalgamation of shittier elements taken from better games/television
    sam lake desperate to be kojima and lynch but lacking the actual talent to do so

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Wake 2 unironically has better gameplay and uh how do I put this "deliberate" design with how the shadow enemies work brilliantly in the Oceanview Hotel.
    >That place unironically convinced me that the game was peak survival horror, even better than RE2remake and RE4remake because of how perfectly every aspect of its systems fit together there. Healing times, Reload Times, Multiple resources to manage with the addition of Flashlight, the fact that you can turn off the flashlight to not attract shows, the plotboard, everything. The game is actually pretty well made, not just in the "WOW THIS GAME LETS ME DO SO MUCH RANDOM BUT SHALLOW STUFF LIKE KILL ANY NPC I CAN! WOW! THE NOVELTY! SO FRICKING COOL!" but rather in the sense of trying to craft a strong and cohesive gameplay experience.
    >Unfortunately Ganker has decided to think of this game in one singular narrow way, so despite the fact that nobody will be able to argue against what I've said beyond "Me no likey". It doesn't matter. Don't get me wrong. The game Is not perfect, and you'll notice I haven't exactly mentioned Saga's sections. But that nuance can't be gotten into here.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same as ever, they get paid by entities like blackrock, not by the audience.

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