>All male wizards are old men. >All female wizards are young girls

>All male wizards are old men
>All female wizards are young girls
Why?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bawd on the right is like in her 40's

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All male wizards are young girls
    ftfy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO CON HEBES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most intelligent wizard in fiction.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because hebewizards were made for old wizard wiener

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The former turn into the latter after they level up enough
    I know I will

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So that old, bald, wrinkly Ugly Bastard Wizards can monopolize the education of young, nymphet mage aspirants

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wizardom has a hard cap of 30 years

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Male wizards are too autistic to care about their looks.
    Female wizards care so much about their looks they make themselves into the most desirable object in existence.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >e-girl wizards
    Now that's what I like.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All male wizard are old men who transform themselves to female wizards that are young girls.

    This is canon, by the way.

    Literally Black Souls Dorothy tier if you played that game before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >male wizards transform themselves into young girls for obvious reasons
      >women wizards transform themselves into old sage men to gain some respect from outside society
      Wizards have no sense of right and wrong.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >obvious reasons
        Maybe for a moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ever think you're the moron if you can't understand the obvious reasons?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually the other way around, all male wizards are young girls and all female wizards are old men.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizards just magiocally keep themselves young and fit for obvious general health reasons, it's the obvious thing to do. However, if you were a male wizard however, why the frick wouldn't you conjure yourself a cool as frick long ass beard, it just looks awesome.

    So basically the thing is that male wizards actually have a young body, they just make themselves look older for aesthetic reasons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      long beards suck in practice
      hope you got some water spells wizard kun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >beard turns into a tangled dirty mess
        >conjure away the beard and then conjure a new one
        Wizards don't have the same problems with beards everyone else does.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This makes a lot of sense. If I were a Wizard I surely wouldn't walk around with a shota body.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing as an old man is cool, playing as an old woman isn't

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there actually aren't any real female wizards, the ones you see are old wizard men that figured out reincarnating into a female body of their choosing before dying

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So flat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So erotic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For pedos maybe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's what makes them good

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Men need to be at least 30 years old virgins in order to start their wizard studies

    Girls can acquire their magic at a young age by stealing the vital forces of older men

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because becoming a wizard takes decades of study, patience and practice, a powerful will and great intelligence, something a woman simply cannot do.
    There's no such thing as women wizards, just women who play pretend with minor powers given by men while the real magic is handled by people who are truly able to do so.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because male wizards spend multiple lifetimes researching the arcane arts

    the "female wizards" in your picture are just cosplayers pretending to be wizards, but they have not lived long enough to gain even a fraction of a true wizards knowledge

    any "female wizard" that actually learns something about magic is a WITCH and has a cauldron and crooked nose.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The young girl wizards are men too. They're the next step in old man wizard evolution.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >become so magically powerful that you can transmute your own form
      >immediately make yourself a young girl
      >never mention it
      >befriend and do questionable things with other young girls
      >never question it
      >live out your immortality swapping between old man for appearances and young girl for "appearances"
      WHAT a life. I cannot help but be jealous.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't do this. I'm not giving up my old man wiener. Instead I would just use my wizard powers to rape my way across the world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To each their own, my wizardbro. I'm not trying to pretend I wouldn't enjoy my own rape-spree of sorts, that much comes with the rush of power, but I also have some sick, twisted fantasies that I would love to live out and at least 50% of them involve being a young girl.
          You know, for science.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, pleated mini skirts, the most boner inducing piece of clothing ever created.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skirts in general are nice but pleated is the highest tier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen these being work outside.
      Hell I barely see any skirts being worn in general anymore.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will make a game where the wizard is a grandma. not a milf, a grandma

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because elaina makes me very happy

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because the majority of men like young women. I know that's super-sexist to say in [current year] but it's a biological fact. Nobody likes an old b***h (save a handful of sexually dysfunctional degenerates).

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >female wizards turn themselves into old men so they can finally get respect
    >male wizards turn themselves into young women so they can finally get sex

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are only male wizards. "Young female wizards" are just young males crossdressing. When they get too old they can't crossdress convincingly anymore so they return to old men clothing.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Old men are full of wisdom and guidance, and young girls are full of hope.
    Old women are full of bitterness and hate, and young men are full of piss and vinegar.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Male wizards don't give a frick and just want to do god knows what in their cool stone tower all day.
    Female wizards just want to be eternally young and bait people.

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