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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thankfully evil defeats itself

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    epic made unreal engine, unreal tournament, and fortnite.
    what did valve contribute to gaming? the cake is a lie memes? lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be 18+ to post here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well steam brought pc gaming back from the brink of destruction when people like tim had already condemned it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >well steam brought pc gaming back from the brink of destruction
        So they contributed negatively? Got it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you think steam's DRM is bad then you'll shit bricks once you hear about the bullshit that console manufacturers pull off, and without pc gaming you'd have no other choice than to accept it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do not know or care about any of that.
            I was making a joke that pc gaming sucks and shouldn't have been saved

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >well steam brought pc gaming back from the brink of destruction
              So they contributed negatively? Got it

              epic made unreal engine, unreal tournament, and fortnite.
              what did valve contribute to gaming? the cake is a lie memes? lol

              I think you should have a nice day but make sure you tie a little noose for your PS5 too.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take my wallet, Saint Gaben!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It already defeated itself.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    List riddick dark athena and dark souls ptde for sale again and I will help you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >epic
    that's the comedic relief sidekick
    this is the real big bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Gaben is too busy trying to drag gaming kicking and screaming to proper Linux support to worry about Timmy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOO GABE JUST DO NOTHING

    THEY ARE SHITTING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW OVER THE CREDIT CARD AND BANK INFORMATION THING

    GABE I LOVE YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The what now?
      What did Timmy do this time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some troony tweeted out an e-mail allegedly from epic that's saying epic went over their head and talked to their bank to obtain updated credit card info after their cc expired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          INSANE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Found the twitter thread, and as much as i hate epic, that shit sounds weird. Personally reaching for any user bank, with millions of active egs accounts?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My take is that if Epic did indeed go behind the customer's back to obtain it then whoever did the inquiry to the bank should be fired and whoever at the bank handed off the information should also be fired.
            That said, the realist side of me is leaning to this being a result of the troony clicking some "I authorize Epic Games to keep my consumer information up to date" button when he entered his info (because seriously, no one on the internet ever fricking reads official documentation), though admittedly I don't use the Epic launcher so I don't know if they even have that sort of thing there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think its more possible that his bank has some auto update enabled, like when your card expires, you dont have to update your card info everywhere again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's this. The e-mail Epic sent the troon even says that the credit card company contacted them, not the other way around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah i read that, but that doesnt mean some wagie cagie phoned a fricking bank. I hate Epic as much as that guy from kazachstan hates women, but that shit looks like schizo rant.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah i read that, but that doesnt mean some wagie cagie phoned a fricking bank
                Re-read it again then. Because "We were notified by your credit card company" means the 'fricking bank' called the 'wagie cagie' instead of the narrative the troon is pushing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i doubt that shit was done by a person.
          spotify did the same to me, CC expired but I still got charged for the next months until i manually canceled

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            epic contacted the bank and got the information themselves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she/her claims

              i doubt that shit was done by a person.
              spotify did the same to me, CC expired but I still got charged for the next months until i manually canceled

              i think that also happened to me, old card expired, new one issued, and every subscription worked like nothing happened.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is a common thing in software as a service. I don't like Epic and think that they shouldn't do this, but this isn't that uncommon for monthly recurring fees.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's an ABU, it's not Epic thing, it's a credit card company/bank thing.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Epic does that fine on their own

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it a good episode?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah you two israelites can fight it out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Epic wins and valve goes bankrupt
      >Epic/Tencent can do whatever they want now
      >slowly buys out all the competition
      >all games become streamed only, meaning no files to pirate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >piracy returns to its roots as disgruntled gamers and FOSS activists assault server farms to extract proprietary software and games from the megacorps

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino video

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all of my expired cards on all my accounts stay expired. none of those companies reached out to my bank nor did my bank reach out to them

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >defeated Epic without doing anything
    Kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bought exclusivity deals
      >still giving away free games
      >takes 12% of profits in comparison to Steam's 30%
      I wonder how much they've lost so far, Tencent has to pull the plug eventually, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if they actually tried to inventivize customers instead of just publishers and leveraged their 12% cut to give lower prices for the end user instead of just keeping them as is and leaving the excess as pure gravy for SE, Ubisoft, etc.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God Damn Gabe Newell.
    God Damn Gabe Newell.
    God Damn Gabe Newell.
    God Damn Steam and Valve.
    God Damn Steam and Valve.
    God Damn Steam and Valve.

    God bless true PC gaming in Christ Jesus' name that has true game boxes without online only account systems and brings us back to the green grass and still waters of direct connect and Local Area Network mouse and keyboard games.
    God bless true PC Gaming in Jesus Christ's name.
    God bless true PC Gaming in LORD Jesus Christ's name.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was gabe in a prison jumpsuit for a second haha

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