its possible to beat but you need to use every item available and have perfect timing. I remember beating it back in the day and nothing really happens, you just get a black victory screen from memory.
IIRC you need at least one failed run in order to get all the items and can then do it on the second run
Why don't people make games like this anymore? Honestly with modern development tools you could make a pretty good version of this with way more features and better visuals.
>making her scream "NOT IN DE ASS!" In Engrish was my favorite thing.
I will never forget the day I pirated the full version and discovered all the new features.
wait what the frick is this shit called again? theres like twenty million games with this format but i sort of remember jacking to this one at like 14 >NOT IN DE ASS
finally downloaded flashpoint just to see if they saved it, and they did, and this shit is fricking killing my sides >ca-an you toucha me withoutu binding me
Anyone else play this one? It was on a warez CD my Russian friend loaned out so it could circulate throughout the PC gamers in school (this was pre internet piracy).
for me it was that one krystal sidescroller game, in that part where the lizards start coming from both sides and if you dont beat them quickly they overwhelm and DP her
Did Meet n Frick make that game about being a nerd and getting a hypnosis machine from the school janitor, and using it to frick your bullies? I played the demo once years ago and I've never been able to find it since.
the problem isn't that WEGs are shit, the problem that ALL EG are shit. There are literally no good ones. Fricking nothing. Especially not the Japanese since they can't code for shit
>I thought about making one
Lol, me too I actually learned C# by trying to make a brothel game. But the problem with management games is that they inherently go against the porn. I never got around to how to integrate eroticism into what's essentially an excel sim.
Also prostitutemaker strikes an ok balance but meh.
i tried making one in visual basic after playing the 1x one. didnt get past adding the stats and text loaders
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Are you me? I tried it with VB.NET at first too since I knew VBA but after a few days I switched to C#. I started making the main UI until I realized I had no idea how to make it erotic and focusing on the management would ruin the porn and vice versa. I've also tried making a HP/Hogwarts themed weg.
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my issue was figuring out how to upload and store image data for custom girls or other user data. but it was too big for me. I just played prostitutemaster using armies to grab monstergirls from the dungeons
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>custom girls or other user data
I never thought about doing that. What was your ideal goal/game/plan?
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it was to be a prostitutemaster clone but you can share girls data with other users like illusion games.
It would hold not only their stats but their art as well so two similar cards can be different characters
Its funny how bad these games were in hindsight >terrible drawings for the girls >insane difficulty with shit like the monkey platform game you have to max out >bunch of adventure game nonsense On a popular flash game website this was always in the top played games list
why are meet and frick games so exceptionally popular on new grounds? like early years were just shock horror games like with school shootings or such, and then fricking b***hes simulator
have not even checked on new grounds in recent years, i wonder what zoomer degeneracy is shitting up the uploads now. I know friday night funkin is crazy popular with zoomers for some reason, so i cant believe some zoomers have not collected into the newgrounds community so i caved and accepted me being a loveless loser and bought a fleshlight. it doesnt match what it looks like, it came in black. what the frick man
>That grillfriend sim where you had to remember a girls favourite color, her phone number and other assorted shit >The first girl i complete the crazy "remember what i told you" minigames keeps farting when you touch her
Holy shit what the frick were they smoking making this
>That grillfriend sim where you had to remember a girls favourite color, her phone number and other assorted shit >The first girl i complete the crazy "remember what i told you" minigames keeps farting when you touch her
Holy shit what the frick were they smoking making this
>That grillfriend sim where you had to remember a girls favourite color, her phone number and other assorted shit >The first girl i complete the crazy "remember what i told you" minigames keeps farting when you touch her
Holy shit what the frick were they smoking making this
Yes theres a thing where i believe youre tickling the girls anus with a feather that you found, and she keeps farting, its even mentioned in the game she has problems "passing gas"
there's a minigame where your cursor is a feather and she's spreading her ass at you. erotic tickling ensues. although in that minigame I think she queefs.
Yeah it's a thing from the manga the game was based on. The girl farts whenever she gets nervous. Pretty sure it's the author's fetish
i do not know why im surprised, but i am
the concept of an early 2000's fart fetish flash game just makes me feel depressed
man, what the frick
eating sushi off a girl is hot and should be a unified desire from all men, so much so that it should not be considered a fetish, in my opinion
eh but maybe i'll try it out. sounds goofy lol
there's a minigame where your cursor is a feather and she's spreading her ass at you. erotic tickling ensues. although in that minigame I think she queefs.
That Peach one that ran at 12 frames per second. Then the fan reboot which ran at half that then got shut down by Nintendo. Though there was an appeal to the shitty half assed broken originals.
Has anyone ever beaten this game?
It's easier to make a real woman cum than it is in this fricking game.
its possible to beat but you need to use every item available and have perfect timing. I remember beating it back in the day and nothing really happens, you just get a black victory screen from memory.
IIRC you need at least one failed run in order to get all the items and can then do it on the second run
I did.
Why don't people make games like this anymore? Honestly with modern development tools you could make a pretty good version of this with way more features and better visuals.
Because the joy was in the simplicity, and your innocence the first time you played it. You can't recapture that feeling.
Is this a nostalgia thread?
>making her scream "NOT IN DE ASS!" In Engrish was my favorite thing.
What can I do if I have that hairline?
You can frick her ass?
I will never forget the day I pirated the full version and discovered all the new features.
Wait, what?
Undefeated king of wegs, and it's not even close.
wait what the frick is this shit called again? theres like twenty million games with this format but i sort of remember jacking to this one at like 14
>NOT IN DE ASS
feel the flash kasumi
he eventually got dcmad or something so he made an OC instead
finally downloaded flashpoint just to see if they saved it, and they did, and this shit is fricking killing my sides
>ca-an you toucha me withoutu binding me
also
>the sound is fricking stereo
>d0nt lewk at eet
Anyone else play this one? It was on a warez CD my Russian friend loaned out so it could circulate throughout the PC gamers in school (this was pre internet piracy).
In what way is this a WEG?
>Erotic game
>Made in the West
I wonder...
The "Western" in "WEG" refers to the artstyle, not the place of origin you fricking newbie
frick off moron I bet you think dark souls isn't a JRPG
Dumbfrick moron
According to who?
moron.
all 3D Zelda games are RPGs because you're roleplaying as Link
what was that weird ass gta clone where you had to do shit like deliver cocaine to sonic the hedgehog for hentai pictures?
Franks adventure probably.
Played dryad quest and its pretty good. Although Im pretty sure its stuck in v.001a hell like alp wegs
for me it was that one krystal sidescroller game, in that part where the lizards start coming from both sides and if you dont beat them quickly they overwhelm and DP her
wonder how many anons got sent to prison from trying to grope their sleeping cousin after playing this.
not me, thats for sure.
Meet n Frick chads report in
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>Lavindor Kingdom
Impeccably based, unparalleled to this day
Witch best girl
Did Meet n Frick make that game about being a nerd and getting a hypnosis machine from the school janitor, and using it to frick your bullies? I played the demo once years ago and I've never been able to find it since.
Not a weg but for me it was the one with the girl trapped in the window
based
Oh yeah. That's the good stuff.
the hacked version uncensored was so good
*blocks your path*
>play a porn game to be an autistic virgin
homie just go outside and be yourself
being an autistic virgin is pretty shit irl, have you even tried it
I just pick a busty girl and get her fricked. Good for a quick nut.
the problem isn't that WEGs are shit, the problem that ALL EG are shit. There are literally no good ones. Fricking nothing. Especially not the Japanese since they can't code for shit
Anyone else play the shit out of this?
I tried to add characters in the 2nd game but it always fricks up
Forgot image
I loved this game, I've never found a good brother manager game since.
Same. I thought about making one but if I did I'd want to make money off it and couldn't steal art then
>I thought about making one
Lol, me too I actually learned C# by trying to make a brothel game. But the problem with management games is that they inherently go against the porn. I never got around to how to integrate eroticism into what's essentially an excel sim.
Also prostitutemaker strikes an ok balance but meh.
i tried making one in visual basic after playing the 1x one. didnt get past adding the stats and text loaders
Are you me? I tried it with VB.NET at first too since I knew VBA but after a few days I switched to C#. I started making the main UI until I realized I had no idea how to make it erotic and focusing on the management would ruin the porn and vice versa. I've also tried making a HP/Hogwarts themed weg.
my issue was figuring out how to upload and store image data for custom girls or other user data. but it was too big for me. I just played prostitutemaster using armies to grab monstergirls from the dungeons
>custom girls or other user data
I never thought about doing that. What was your ideal goal/game/plan?
it was to be a prostitutemaster clone but you can share girls data with other users like illusion games.
It would hold not only their stats but their art as well so two similar cards can be different characters
Anon...some cokaine...please...
Its funny how bad these games were in hindsight
>terrible drawings for the girls
>insane difficulty with shit like the monkey platform game you have to max out
>bunch of adventure game nonsense
On a popular flash game website this was always in the top played games list
How do you play these games without flashplayer? I dont want to use internet based Flashpoint
download the flash and run on your pc
How? Most of games will require browser support and wont work as standalone
was it rape?
post the photo of the girl that was photographed while laying on bed dead
it's an old one, I can't find it with keywords
what does WEG mean
western erotic game
mostly VNs with either sameface 2D art or uncanny 3D gobbos
thanks, fren
I beat it when I was like 13. I used a guide
why are meet and frick games so exceptionally popular on new grounds? like early years were just shock horror games like with school shootings or such, and then fricking b***hes simulator
have not even checked on new grounds in recent years, i wonder what zoomer degeneracy is shitting up the uploads now. I know friday night funkin is crazy popular with zoomers for some reason, so i cant believe some zoomers have not collected into the newgrounds community
so i caved and accepted me being a loveless loser and bought a fleshlight. it doesnt match what it looks like, it came in black. what the frick man
My wife Tomoko.
This fricking game
I finally got around to reading the manga this was based on. It was moronic but alright.
Also Kotomi best girl
Oh shit this is starting to sound familiar
Name?
I'm Tom. Thanks for asking.
THE SimGirls, where you self insert as a simulated girl.
>That grillfriend sim where you had to remember a girls favourite color, her phone number and other assorted shit
>The first girl i complete the crazy "remember what i told you" minigames keeps farting when you touch her
Holy shit what the frick were they smoking making this
f-....farting?
you are not mis-remembering right? they actually programmed her to fart? what the frick
Yes theres a thing where i believe youre tickling the girls anus with a feather that you found, and she keeps farting, its even mentioned in the game she has problems "passing gas"
i do not know why im surprised, but i am
the concept of an early 2000's fart fetish flash game just makes me feel depressed
man, what the frick
it has quite a lot of fetishes, including eating sushi off a naked girl. you should try it some time, it was getting updates up until a few years ago.
eating sushi off a girl is hot and should be a unified desire from all men, so much so that it should not be considered a fetish, in my opinion
eh but maybe i'll try it out. sounds goofy lol
there's a minigame where your cursor is a feather and she's spreading her ass at you. erotic tickling ensues. although in that minigame I think she queefs.
Yeah it's a thing from the manga the game was based on. The girl farts whenever she gets nervous. Pretty sure it's the author's fetish
Orgasm Girl was ludo
Home...
Fricking take me back
Those were simpler times indeed.
dear horny c# programmers
unironically, to save you many many many hours of frustration if it is your first go at game development, just use unity
unity is piss easy to use, uses c#, and only has a bad reputation by shit indie devs who think pong is hard to code
maybe if i get the coding itch back im into drawing rn
That Peach one that ran at 12 frames per second. Then the fan reboot which ran at half that then got shut down by Nintendo. Though there was an appeal to the shitty half assed broken originals.
>Copyright 2002
did the Delux version even exist?
>>>/h/
the only good WEGs are furry ones