She's a saint, a virgin, a martyr and a women deserving of the utmost respect. Amazing that even the atheistics japs can recognize how blessed and pure she is.
>She's a saint, a virgin
she's neither of these two
she was a Catholic idolater heretic who falsely claimed she had divine revelations
and she was gangbanged by her Anglo captures
or maybe people should just mind their own fucking business in their own country instead of trying to take over other peoples. ever think of that, bong?
Imagine being a anglo. Truly a people devoid of the joy of life.
No wonder anglos are the ones killing themselves in numbers and turning into chud abominations.
How do they check virginity? Heard the hymen thing is unreliable
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A nun and a female noble did it and both said that she still had her hymen. How they actually did it I am unsure but they gave her a pass.
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If I had to make a guess, they had a bunch of nuns inspect her vagina. The nuns didn't know either but her vagina probably seemed fine to them so they went "Sure, she's a virgin".
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they made it up because it sounds good like most of history. Like even george washington had ridiculous myths about him like the cherry tree shit. Most of history isn’t really true, its just a good story.
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>the mortal enemies of Jeanne made it up to make her look good because... because I say so
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She doesn't lie so they might have asked her to describe a cock and she couldn't, so they concluded she is a virgin
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>A cock? >Ah, a rooster? We have a few on my father's farm.
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Unreliable for a false negative as hymen can be torn by accident in non-sexual activities
conversely, there is no way to have penetrative sex without breaking it
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you have it backwards. you can tear a hymen several ways without sex, however you can not penetrate without tearing it.
That said she was a horseback ridding general so unless there is some other part that gets changed during intercourse it's a safe bet her hymen was altered.
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Unreliable for a false negative as hymen can be torn by accident in non-sexual activities
conversely, there is no way to have penetrative sex without breaking it
If I had to make a guess, they had a bunch of nuns inspect her vagina. The nuns didn't know either but her vagina probably seemed fine to them so they went "Sure, she's a virgin".
A nun and a female noble did it and both said that she still had her hymen. How they actually did it I am unsure but they gave her a pass.
Not how hymens work, Muhammeds.
If the hymen was a membrane that covered the inner part of the vagina, where does the period blood comes from?
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Man, I don't think it is possible to check virginity even in current day. Maybe using a lie detector after the hymen checking. 99% of us will never have had a virgin as a gf, that's for sure.
she's a glorified cheerleader, she was the waifu of the F*ench army boosting their moral just like how tranime waifus boost the moral of the virgin otaku losers
You posted this nonsense when both the best versions of Tactic Ogre and FFT exist on the same PSP console. Fool. SRPG where you cannot make uniques are trash by default.
Do you really want one anon?
You know she would be black like 50% of frenchies today.
Do you really want one anon?
You know she would be black like 50% of frenchies today.
Uh, hello?
huh? where's boob shaped breastplate?
reminder that the anglo scum undoubtedly ran a rape train on her before burning her alive
>Joan of Arc game >Stand at the back holding a banner >For the whole game >Climax of the game is getting hit by a crossbow bolt >that's the whole game
Because Joan of Arc never once fought anyone, with the exception of a prostitute.
Retarded pop history has portrayed her as a woman warrior. But in her own words "I held my banner tightly so that I would not have to use my sword. I have never killed anyone".
Which would make sense too since she was a teenage waif.
all she did was inspire the peasants to meatshield themselves in front of the army. like the mongols driving slaves in front of theirs. but willing one.
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[...] >Joan of Arc game >Stand at the back holding a banner >For the whole game >Climax of the game is getting hit by a crossbow bolt >that's the whole game
Because Joan of Arc never once fought anyone, with the exception of a prostitute.
Retarded pop history has portrayed her as a woman warrior. But in her own words "I held my banner tightly so that I would not have to use my sword. I have never killed anyone".
Which would make sense too since she was a teenage waif.
man I hope russia detonates their SATAN 2 thing right in the channel and washes all these metropols on both sides of it from the earth like a second flood
Napoleon was a shit strategist but a masterful tactician, logistician and societal organiser. With a long track record of winning wars and defeating half of Europe, as well as creating a legal code that still influences the rest of the world today.
All Joan ever did was inspire people (which certainly had its value at that stage in the war) and make a couple of good strategic calls, which were either literal miracles or lucky guesses.
untrue, Napoleon led a bunch of charges, some of them even totally stupid. His boys were losing pretty bad and morale was down so he grabbed a banner and charged across the bridge at Arcole (pic rel). It successfully inspired his men to rush the bridge, but it was basically a death funnel. Napoleon's personal guard pulled him down and away from the front because they knew it was going to be ugly.
Not American.
I have never seen a moron irl.
Well, except when I did go to America for a trip and they were everywhere, also I was really surprised by how fat everyone was, I thought it was a meme
Humans rape, and soldiers rape 10x as much as the average person, its just how they are. Yeah she probably was, even most male prisoners were probably raped at some point because the people who captured them could.
>She's a saint, a virgin
she's neither of these two
she was a Catholic idolater heretic who falsely claimed she had divine revelations
and she was gangbanged by her Anglo captures
>Anglos still coping
Friendly reminder that Jeanne was captured and detained by the Bourgignon (French) and out of the hundred Juries present for her trial, only seven of them were English.
i don't know much about joan but i've heard of contemporary accounts from male companions said that upon looking at her, they had no desires to have sex with her, despite her being beautiful
very interesting
If she was indeed as pure of heart as she is accounted for, the men probably felt guilty to have lewd thoughts about France's darling and likewise discouraged their comrades
Bladestorm Jannu is much more on the "inspiring gentle girl" side of Janny interpretations.
i don't know much about joan but i've heard of contemporary accounts from male companions said that upon looking at her, they had no desires to have sex with her, despite her being beautiful
very interesting
Pacifist route would just be her sucking and fucking the way through enemy ranks to the objective like a succubus that take in the males energy entirely when they ejaculate.
>actors don't have to resemble the character their played
actual fucking retard, holy shit.
bet you're the same gay who clapped when he saw that one movie where they made a white dude play genghis khan
I don’t think it was bad that they had John Wayne playing Ghengis Khan. The only bad thing about it was the movie wasn’t that good. I don’t think its bad when a black actor plays a european character either. Acting is about the characters and the actor being a whore for them giving up their body for the role. The performance is all that matters. Even in a shitty parade that the actor doesn’t take seriously.
Which, funnily enough, is called Jeanne de Lyonesse for the french editions of Warhammer, so I guess they wanted it to be even more obvious lmao.
https://bibliotheque-imperiale.com/index.php/Jeanne_de_Lyonesse
Repanse actually died way before the end times, she was brought back in warhammer 2 because "ze lady wills it". After kicking the shit out of a chaos invasion she was granted a noble title and died of old age many years later, which was funny because fantasy at that time was going full retard with grim derp.
Based, I almost got every achievement on this back on the 360. Just needed to max out a magic class or something like that but an item I needed would never drop so I just chalked it up to glitching and never did.
its on steam. 60 fucking dollars but after starfield was shit i caved. its really great. idk if its just because i never played dynasty warriors, but i really enjoyed the demo as a little shit and finally bought. it has all the vikings and mongols and other anachronistic shit which i don't think there was at launch. im also an english historynerd though, so idk if its a genuinely good game or not.
also, great soundtrack and on of the most kino trailers of all time.
it works, you have to follow the community guide and run it from a folder to get it to work in english, but once you get that done, it works and doesn't crash. controller works as well.
but it is $60. you have to really want it for it to be worth it.
if you like history and enjoy france, the ability to autistically build your own companions with 200 haristyles, then yes. I hate everything and i love this game. but like i said im a history nerd so idk if you'll like it. i love it.
they are extremely jealous of black haired whites because despite both of them having the same hair color they are still completely mocked by them
whenever a slant eyed mongoloid dog sees a black haired human he feels deeply offended
In 20 years, France will be majority African and Muslim. Dont matter whst trash gay history losers being conquered had. Shell just be another kaffir western whore thrown in the dustbin of history.
Reminder that Jeanne >Was extremely pious >Was extremely nationalistic >Was extremely pure >Was extremely beautiful >Had large breasts >Had toned legs >Had a slight tan >Had black hair that she cut short >Had a low, enthralling voice >Was really smart despite being illiterate >Was 5’2” >Loved cannon >Loved her country >Loved God >wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over >Had top tier bants >Could maybe predict the future >Was the best!
A mecha game where the story is heavily based on Jeanne's campaign during the Hundred Year War. Everyone has call signs based on stuff in Mark Twain's book, i.e. Paladin or Noble
I heard the crazy bitch once jumped out of a castle tower.
The French looking after her once captured got so sick of her schizo antics its no wonder they burned her alive.
Pic related should have been done, long before her actions got a bunch of her country men killed.
What where the fogs doing.
I learned about her and her story when I was young and when I was in my late teens wanted to become catholic. However I realized that it was out of my interest of her and not of the religion itself so I dropped it. Funny how a long died person can make you act.
It's being human, you like certain people or the ideas of them at least so you want to emulate that behavior as a mean of attracting more people like that around you or to become more like that person.
There's quite a few that use it as the basis for their heroines/plot, but in terms of making stuff including the actual Jeanne D'Arc, I don't think there's a point when Fate basically has had the perfect fiction version of that character for a while now.
There's not many games that are straight up about her but we have some archetypes of her here and there.
Personally I kinda like Jeyne in Dungeon Siege 3.
She should be in Assassin’s Creed as. Templar who isn’t a villain. The. The player, the assassin, can orchestrate her framing by the church and betrayal, getting her raped and killed by the church she loved the most.
Then we can all enjoy a cutscene where devout Christians burn a devout Christian alive for sins against devout Christians.
"Hey Pierre I know Catholicism is completely retarded and heretical, but do you have anything that could make it even more heretical?" >Say no more, check out my new OC donut steal character: Jeanne d'Arc >...Jeanne was a young peasant girl who was super strong and stood up to the English patriarchy and she could cut 100 English soldiers apart with a single cut of her sword >...she received a message from God to save France and defeat the English (which would make her a new prophet, but this is somehow not heresy) >...but she was defeated by her only weakness: fire >...Jeanne may have died but you can pray to her for courage and strength now (this is also not complete heresy btw)
Uhh...you forgot to Google this before you made the thread? Or did you just want to talk about the PSP game?
why japs loves Jeanne d'Arc so much??
She's a saint, a virgin, a martyr and a women deserving of the utmost respect. Amazing that even the atheistics japs can recognize how blessed and pure she is.
>She's a saint, a virgin
she's neither of these two
she was a Catholic idolater heretic who falsely claimed she had divine revelations
and she was gangbanged by her Anglo captures
or maybe people should just mind their own fucking business in their own country instead of trying to take over other peoples. ever think of that, bong?
thank God that a fat king who killed his wives and a copraphagic monk discovered the real version of Christianity 1500 years after the time of Jesus
holy btfo
incredible, everything you said was completely false
>t. Cuckchudic heretic
Imagine being a anglo. Truly a people devoid of the joy of life.
No wonder anglos are the ones killing themselves in numbers and turning into chud abominations.
>virgin
what do you think happened to female POWs lmao
She was checked twice at her trial and she was still a virgin, if she wasn't the would have used that against her.
How do they check virginity? Heard the hymen thing is unreliable
A nun and a female noble did it and both said that she still had her hymen. How they actually did it I am unsure but they gave her a pass.
If I had to make a guess, they had a bunch of nuns inspect her vagina. The nuns didn't know either but her vagina probably seemed fine to them so they went "Sure, she's a virgin".
they made it up because it sounds good like most of history. Like even george washington had ridiculous myths about him like the cherry tree shit. Most of history isn’t really true, its just a good story.
>the mortal enemies of Jeanne made it up to make her look good because... because I say so
She doesn't lie so they might have asked her to describe a cock and she couldn't, so they concluded she is a virgin
>A cock?
>Ah, a rooster? We have a few on my father's farm.
Unreliable for a false negative as hymen can be torn by accident in non-sexual activities
conversely, there is no way to have penetrative sex without breaking it
you have it backwards. you can tear a hymen several ways without sex, however you can not penetrate without tearing it.
That said she was a horseback ridding general so unless there is some other part that gets changed during intercourse it's a safe bet her hymen was altered.
Not how hymens work, Muhammeds.
If the hymen was a membrane that covered the inner part of the vagina, where does the period blood comes from?
Man, I don't think it is possible to check virginity even in current day. Maybe using a lie detector after the hymen checking. 99% of us will never have had a virgin as a gf, that's for sure.
eh, the statics is more like 45% atm.
Real life anime.
Girl with a magical sword that can hear the voice of god goes on to become the youngest general ever to lead an army into victory.
they actually love crazy chicks. the crazier the better as far as the japs are concerned
>virgin
>tomboy
Gee, I wonder
>virgin
kek
retard
>Tomboyfags claiming a mentally-ill cross-dresser
What else is new?
JANNU DA RUKU
Because she's cute!!!
I'm cute too
she's a glorified cheerleader, she was the waifu of the F*ench army boosting their moral just like how tranime waifus boost the moral of the virgin otaku losers
Jeanne Darc PSP is the best Jeanne Arc game, also the best SRPG ever made.
You posted this nonsense when both the best versions of Tactic Ogre and FFT exist on the same PSP console. Fool. SRPG where you cannot make uniques are trash by default.
Heretic
>tomboys...le BAD
I will now nail 500 pages of NO U to your front door.
The French are honorary Japanese.
more like honorary
If they loved her they wouldn't defile her.
As a little kid, older sister played that game and let me try it, and I just wasted the strong powers and watched the anime cutscenes.
FASTER
Not to mention age of empires 2 she has her own campaign and it's kino
>Joan of Arc game
>Stand at the back holding a banner
>For the whole game
>Climax of the game is getting hit by a crossbow bolt
>that's the whole game
Because Joan of Arc never once fought anyone, with the exception of a prostitute.
Retarded pop history has portrayed her as a woman warrior. But in her own words "I held my banner tightly so that I would not have to use my sword. I have never killed anyone".
Which would make sense too since she was a teenage waif.
all she did was inspire the peasants to meatshield themselves in front of the army. like the mongols driving slaves in front of theirs. but willing one.
kek
>most diverse city
>evreyone is brown
man I hope russia detonates their SATAN 2 thing right in the channel and washes all these metropols on both sides of it from the earth like a second flood
I hope Russia goes and fucks itself, that place is merely a white retexture of North Korea at this point
Napoleon's role was to stand back and look cool while artilery turns his enemies into gore too and he gets jerked off without complaints
Napoleon was a shit strategist but a masterful tactician, logistician and societal organiser. With a long track record of winning wars and defeating half of Europe, as well as creating a legal code that still influences the rest of the world today.
All Joan ever did was inspire people (which certainly had its value at that stage in the war) and make a couple of good strategic calls, which were either literal miracles or lucky guesses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Napoleon_Bonaparte
>Victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory,
I hope that, one day, someone writes a page listing all my military victories.
Napoleon was by far the best military commander in all of human history.
untrue, Napoleon led a bunch of charges, some of them even totally stupid. His boys were losing pretty bad and morale was down so he grabbed a banner and charged across the bridge at Arcole (pic rel). It successfully inspired his men to rush the bridge, but it was basically a death funnel. Napoleon's personal guard pulled him down and away from the front because they knew it was going to be ugly.
>ye olde "hold me back bro"
Do you really want one anon?
You know she would be black like 50% of frenchies today.
>says the american
Not American.
I have never seen a moron irl.
Well, except when I did go to America for a trip and they were everywhere, also I was really surprised by how fat everyone was, I thought it was a meme
>says the euro-peon
Uh, hello?
lel
huh? where's boob shaped breastplate?
FGO
Bam! Problem solved & /thread
>Blonde
Repugnant.
reminder that the anglo scum undoubtedly ran a rape train on her before burning her alive
anglos and garden gnomes same shit
u mad?
nuh uh
Humans rape, and soldiers rape 10x as much as the average person, its just how they are. Yeah she probably was, even most male prisoners were probably raped at some point because the people who captured them could.
>Anglos still coping
Friendly reminder that Jeanne was captured and detained by the Bourgignon (French) and out of the hundred Juries present for her trial, only seven of them were English.
Based, French women belong to Anglo bulls.
i don't know much about joan but i've heard of contemporary accounts from male companions said that upon looking at her, they had no desires to have sex with her, despite her being beautiful
very interesting
If she was indeed as pure of heart as she is accounted for, the men probably felt guilty to have lewd thoughts about France's darling and likewise discouraged their comrades
>some of my ancestors did bad stuff
boo hoo, so did yours, 99% of them didn't do anything
It was the Burgundians who raped her. The English were just there for the burning.
>anglos malding at this post
based frog bringing the bants
England LOST thyw
Hot
every single gacha has a jeanne darc knockoff
But the Japs love Jeanne and put her in games all the time
>woke pozzed trash
Age of empires is the only game I can think of that features her.
>interested to see Joan of Arc in Warriors Orochi 3
>they turned her into a demure uwu softgirl
Bladestorm Jannu is much more on the "inspiring gentle girl" side of Janny interpretations.
Pic related
She's in SMT... with the wrong cape
Isnt that the russian flag?
No, it's the flag of the French Republic... which didn't exist for another 300 years after her death.
R*publican flag. She served France, the King, and God.
Her cape would look so much better if it looked like this.
thank you based anglos for burning this fucking evil witch
Repanse de Lyonnesse is literally Jeanne d'Arc and she fucks shit up in WH2 and WH3.
She was a christian zealot, the only way they would make if is by portraying her as a shizo like they did with that one movie in the 90s
Pacifist route would just be her sucking and fucking the way through enemy ranks to the objective like a succubus that take in the males energy entirely when they ejaculate.
Only thing she did was take cock by the hundreds to rise the morale of soldiers.
Best you can get is a h-game.
she was only 17 when the English caught and raped her before trial you sick fuck!
>almost 2024
>still no games about Jeanne d'Arc
This crap.
this was great tho, the only musou i have ever liked
What a fun game, I love it.
It's a shame they didn't make a whole series out of it.
Here's the one from 2018.
why the fuck is she a mullato?
fucking subhumans can't even keep their larping reenactment accurate to history
Fêtes johanniques d'Orléans is the official procession organized by the city of Orléans.
Because its not the actual joan of arc retard its an actor playing a character.
>actors don't have to resemble the character their played
actual fucking retard, holy shit.
bet you're the same gay who clapped when he saw that one movie where they made a white dude play genghis khan
I don’t think it was bad that they had John Wayne playing Ghengis Khan. The only bad thing about it was the movie wasn’t that good. I don’t think its bad when a black actor plays a european character either. Acting is about the characters and the actor being a whore for them giving up their body for the role. The performance is all that matters. Even in a shitty parade that the actor doesn’t take seriously.
You are American, aren't you?
Why not a man then?
Yeah I'm sure all your anime waifu fanart of Jeanne d'Arc is historically accurate. Stop pretending you give a shit.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/350310/BLADESTORM_Nightmare/
a decade later it's still the best shitty koei port too
REPANSE
REPANSE
REPANSE
Which, funnily enough, is called Jeanne de Lyonesse for the french editions of Warhammer, so I guess they wanted it to be even more obvious lmao.
https://bibliotheque-imperiale.com/index.php/Jeanne_de_Lyonesse
I will now play Repantsu in WH2 until microing calvary gives my hand a cramp.
level-5 (dark cloud, professor layton, yokai watch, ninokuni, etc) made an ok turn based strategy game loosely based around her.
Played it. It's pretty good, not great.
Try Total War:Warhammer
Fucking GW giving the Not-Jeanne a good ending will always be funny to me.
What ? I thought everyone got fucked in the end times.
Repanse actually died way before the end times, she was brought back in warhammer 2 because "ze lady wills it". After kicking the shit out of a chaos invasion she was granted a noble title and died of old age many years later, which was funny because fantasy at that time was going full retard with grim derp.
I'm playing one as we speak.
Based, I almost got every achievement on this back on the 360. Just needed to max out a magic class or something like that but an item I needed would never drop so I just chalked it up to glitching and never did.
its on steam. 60 fucking dollars but after starfield was shit i caved. its really great. idk if its just because i never played dynasty warriors, but i really enjoyed the demo as a little shit and finally bought. it has all the vikings and mongols and other anachronistic shit which i don't think there was at launch. im also an english historynerd though, so idk if its a genuinely good game or not.
also, great soundtrack and on of the most kino trailers of all time.
How is the port anyways? Any problems getting it to run?
it works, you have to follow the community guide and run it from a folder to get it to work in english, but once you get that done, it works and doesn't crash. controller works as well.
but it is $60. you have to really want it for it to be worth it.
Is bladestorm actually any good?
if you like history and enjoy france, the ability to autistically build your own companions with 200 haristyles, then yes. I hate everything and i love this game. but like i said im a history nerd so idk if you'll like it. i love it.
It's surprisingly good and thats coming from a chronic musou hater
Absolutely silly take on history though, as expected from the Japanese
Being able to save Jeanne is worth it, though.
The Knightmare DLC lets you have TWO JEANNES by your side, too.
*ahem*
myercinyaries
Why do the slant eyes always give Jannu blonde hair?
they are extremely jealous of black haired whites because despite both of them having the same hair color they are still completely mocked by them
whenever a slant eyed mongoloid dog sees a black haired human he feels deeply offended
she died before she could do anything really cool
Her name is Joan of Arc not Jeanne d'Arc you fucking retards.
>Jeanne d'Arc
>J'aime Dark
>I love Blacks
she really is built for BBC
It would be J'aime noir you fucking retard.
>I Love Darkies
nothing changed still built for BBC
Friendly reminder that Britain should have been wiped off the map along with Burgundy and also every last French royal
>Tfw no religious tomboy knight gf
She was BBC only btw
not her but a personification of her battle flag, still fits imo
In 20 years, France will be majority African and Muslim. Dont matter whst trash gay history losers being conquered had. Shell just be another kaffir western whore thrown in the dustbin of history.
>that one seething britbong pajeet itt who keeps samefagging and insulting Jeanne d'Arc with his ESL rape rants
raven haired jeanne or blonde/red haired jeanne?
pic rel is my favorite depiction of her. my headcanon jeanne.
Frenchies are Snowhite-phenotype
I do like raven haired Jeanne but I understand why Japan uses blonde hair. Also here is Mark Twain book on Jeanne for free.
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2874/2874-h/2874-h.htm
Jet black hair with blue eyes will always be patrician tier.
Raven easily
japan lied
>remained for six days and nights in full armor
Imagine the smell.
I know, it probably smelled amazing
>muscular
>tanned
>eyebags
>black hair
holy shit I made an OC that's literally her
>she shed tears freely
Oh how she would weep if she knew how far her country has fallen today.
>remained for six days and nights in full armor
>remained for six days and nights in full armor
She had big titties too
That's literally Andou wtf
Imagine being so noble and righteous that even in the accounts of your worst enemies you come across as a pure maiden.
What are some other real life waifus?
>waifu dies
>get so upset that you start murdering kids by the truckload
Waifufags, not even once...
>That one hentai where he does all that fucked up things because he wanted to see his angel again and everyone told him that she was in hell.
You sure you're not confusing it with the anime Drifters?
>It's all true!
I loved her...
I will bring her back.
Rare or medium rare?
Anon?
There is also Bladestorm: Hundred Year War, War and Warriors: Joan of Arc, and a lot of other games that feature her as a character.
Imagine being such a based /ourgirl/ all these centuries ago that you still make gays and anglos ssethe all these years later
Reminder that Jeanne
>Was extremely pious
>Was extremely nationalistic
>Was extremely pure
>Was extremely beautiful
>Had large breasts
>Had toned legs
>Had a slight tan
>Had black hair that she cut short
>Had a low, enthralling voice
>Was really smart despite being illiterate
>Was 5’2”
>Loved cannon
>Loved her country
>Loved God
>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
>Had top tier bants
>Could maybe predict the future
>Was the best!
What the FUCK was his problem??
Despite the name, I ddin't think this game is about Jeanne
FUCK YOU
I love Jeanne so much it's unreal.
PSP Jannu is underrated.
Why do you want her game, what will you do even, talking to people in knight armor?
Why not?
it could be a story of her being used and finally dumped, like lars von trier film.
other than that she could be a great side character as the ´straight guy´ in some other medieval setting like the charicature in
It could be a game where you build the moral of soldiers through dialogue, collect needed items for morale, and slaughter prostitutes.
A mecha game where the story is heavily based on Jeanne's campaign during the Hundred Year War. Everyone has call signs based on stuff in Mark Twain's book, i.e. Paladin or Noble
KINO
Man, I should play the PSP game again. It's been a while.
you can roleplay as her in bannerlord.
be honest Ganker
how many of you are saviorfags and would jump to the chance to save Jeanne from her horrible death if it was even possible?
Absolutely.
I despise all women and think they deserve to suffer horibly; nevertheless my biological instincts force me to want to protect them.
The only woman in history that i respect and admire
>no game about a mascot who never set foot on the battlefield but was hailed as a warrior
>no game about a mascot who never set foot on the battlefield but was hailed as a warrior
I heard the crazy bitch once jumped out of a castle tower.
The French looking after her once captured got so sick of her schizo antics its no wonder they burned her alive.
Pic related should have been done, long before her actions got a bunch of her country men killed.
What where the fogs doing.
>What where the fogs doing.
You ever seen fog with legs anon? No, because the French eat them
We eat them for Christmas but I don't like them m. I prefer snails, if well cooked, it's delicious. Sardinians also eat snails
a game about a cheerleader doesn't seem particularily interesting
France is going down rapidly, we're doomed, mudslims have invade us, we failed Jean d'Arc legacy, millions must burn
Good night, Jannu thread.
She is a tomboy figure.
Trannies hate tomboys and femboys.
It's too natural and beautiful so it's not allowed to exist.
Nah. Once saw Jeanne d'Arc upheld as a trans icon.
Those people are retarded, disgusting, and should be put to death.
6 centuries later the anglo still feel the need to spread lies about Saint Jeanne. Really makes you think.
I learned about her and her story when I was young and when I was in my late teens wanted to become catholic. However I realized that it was out of my interest of her and not of the religion itself so I dropped it. Funny how a long died person can make you act.
It's being human, you like certain people or the ideas of them at least so you want to emulate that behavior as a mean of attracting more people like that around you or to become more like that person.
>Funny how a long died person can make you act.
Wonder how she would feel about her fame carrying on to even godless heathens in the future?
There's quite a few that use it as the basis for their heroines/plot, but in terms of making stuff including the actual Jeanne D'Arc, I don't think there's a point when Fate basically has had the perfect fiction version of that character for a while now.
So is it Joan or Jeanne? Never looked into it.
Jehanne
Jeanne, it's a french name.
more like Jean De Arghcumalloverherface
>Ganker despises women
>would sacrifice everything in the world to save Jeanne
How do you call this behaviour.
hypocrisy. same with all the racists who create threads about dark skinned women
Fiction. Jeanne doesn't exist, like any other admirable woman.
Because she was also a schizo
Because she's unironically the one exception who's worth the effort.
pious
joan was no woman; she was an angel
Ganker despises modern women
sour grapes of one form or the other.
Seeing Jeanne and contrasting the average woman is enough to make anyone despair.
most women arent God fearing schizo tomboys who go to war and wear armor AND are a virgin
she is perfection in the whole package
>manic pixie dream christian
>tfw no God fearing schizo tomboys gf who go to war and wear armor AND is a virgin
What a disgusting thread.
should I get a jeanne tattoo
lady knights are the greatest trope in all of media.
every game becomes better when they exist.
lady knights are just trannies without dicks. liking them is gay.
>see woman
>think of trannies and dicks
>you're the homo
Lady Knights are medieval office ladies
does the crusader in Diablo 3 count?
There's not many games that are straight up about her but we have some archetypes of her here and there.
Personally I kinda like Jeyne in Dungeon Siege 3.
I kinda wanna replay DA Inquisition and make a Joanesque character.
What did she even do?
Age of Empires 2 dumb gay
She should be in Assassin’s Creed as. Templar who isn’t a villain. The. The player, the assassin, can orchestrate her framing by the church and betrayal, getting her raped and killed by the church she loved the most.
Then we can all enjoy a cutscene where devout Christians burn a devout Christian alive for sins against devout Christians.
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Why is it always Jeanne or Napoleon? Is there nothing else interesting about your history?
the big antenna in paris
everyone knows how the story ends
Handholding
Fingers interlocked
You know what's funny?
The lastest movie about her in France was made by a raging atheist who made this movie by pure despise for christianity.
why doesn't japan love Matilda of Tuscany or Julie D'Aubigny like they do Jannu
2024
no games about Jeanne d'Arc
what? I have played a jeanne d'arc game on my Amiga500 back in the days
"Hey Pierre I know Catholicism is completely retarded and heretical, but do you have anything that could make it even more heretical?"
>Say no more, check out my new OC donut steal character: Jeanne d'Arc
>...Jeanne was a young peasant girl who was super strong and stood up to the English patriarchy and she could cut 100 English soldiers apart with a single cut of her sword
>...she received a message from God to save France and defeat the English (which would make her a new prophet, but this is somehow not heresy)
>...but she was defeated by her only weakness: fire
>...Jeanne may have died but you can pray to her for courage and strength now (this is also not complete heresy btw)