Alola, I apologize. I didn't like you much at first. You're far, so far from perfect. But you're alright.

Alola, I apologize. I didn't like you much at first. You're far, so far from perfect. But you're alright. You gave half a shit. You tried different things, for better or worse. Rainbow Rocket and the Battle Tree were fun ways to incorporate past games, even if it's no PWT. You didn't cut any game mechanics, didn't force EXP Share, and brought regional forms. Hau and Gladion aren't nearly as bad as Hop and Bede. The release of USUM was a blatant fricking scam, and it's obvious you had a lot of cut corners. But you're alright.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the cutscenes though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is really my only complaint with the game. Usum specifically would probably would be the most kino pokemon game if you could freely skip the cutscenes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any mod with a skip cutscene button?? SV should also have one, because oh god...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I know of
          SV does have a skip cutscene option though, thank goodness

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like SWSH had. But it just doesn't skip dialogues, just the videos that are like 2 or 3 lol

            Doesn't fix a thing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >But it just doesn't skip dialogues
              Frick me. I was under the impression that it did. Damn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        USUM ruins the story from SM

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SM is the best vanilla game this franchise has ever done.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >endless corridors, dialogue spam, cutscenes at every step, roadblocks everywhere

    vs

    >after the tutorial, do whatever you want without anything holding you back, like gen 1

    Frick off. Gen 7 was dogshit. Genuinely worse than Gen 6.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do whatever you want without anything holding you back, like gen 1
      We must have played different games because Kalos isn't that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ??? I'm obviously talking about SV you moron.

        Like if SV let you do whatever you want. The tutorial is way bigger than SM's or USUM's and when they let you "free" everytime you get to a new event:

        C U T S C E N E S

        The tutorial is about the same length.
        Of course the game has a cutscene for events, what game doesn't? The thing about Gen 7 is it has cutscenes EVERYWHERE for EVERYTHING. moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You mentioned Gen 6 in the same sentence, so sorry for the confusion. You're someone who thinks he's smarter than he really is by calling everyone else a moron, huh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The tutorial is about the same length.
          Is definitely not. It lasted at least 3h for me until I was able to left the first city.

          And yeah, a good game has cutscenes and dialogues but if you're going to waste my time with shitty dialogue at least tell me a good plot with actual characters.

          SV's plot is pure filler full of predictable silly things and dull characters.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gen 7 >>> Gen 9 > Gen 6 >>> Gen 8

          Open world = good is a meme. There are bad open world games just like how there are bad games in every genre. See: No Man's Sky, Anthem, Mafia III, One Piece World Seekers, Metal Gear Survive...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            W

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like if SV let you do whatever you want. The tutorial is way bigger than SM's or USUM's and when they let you "free" everytime you get to a new event:

      C U T S C E N E S

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny areas
    >cutscenes for days
    >linear af

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alola has
      >Bigger and complex areas than games like XY or SWSH
      >Quite a few more branches to explore and lots of sidequest content to do
      >Much better plot and characters(especially SM) than every other 3D game
      >Optional EXP share and an actual challenge thanks to Totem Pokémon and good IVs and EVs on trainers.
      >SOVL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paldea does all of those better, and is balanced around the EXP share.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          KEK

          That was actually a cringy comment when everyone is complaining about how easy the game is and how levels don't change when you're underleveled by just playing a regular walkthrough.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I lost to Iono and the Normal Gym on my first tries.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              go back to school incel, you need to grow up to be here

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bruh
              I haven't lost to a gym leader in a vanilla game since like gen 4 and I'm a complete fricking shitter

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >No level scaling
          >No optional rep exp
          >No set battles

          Balanced??

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Team Rainbow Rocket and all the puzzles in there were kino. The game was also kinda challenging for a Pokémon day these days (which I miss a lot, at least Volo did something interesting in PLA). Also the characters were the best, even if SM's plot is better.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can get a lv12 salamence or whatever
    this game did cool little shit like that even if the game itself was heavily flawed, a shame dexcut happened and is the policy moving forward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a shame dexcut happened
      Couldn't you transfer every current Pokemon into SM/USUM fine, though? They just wouldn't all have dex entries, which is fine considering the sheer amount at that point. It's only at SWSH they removed Pokemon entirely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, dexcut happened the gen after so its unlikely we will ever have such variety in the wild like this again

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alola is a guided tour through a bunch of Hawaii-themed hallways

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't enjoy it then and I still don't like it.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should have just played as Lillie. It's her story anyways.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything up until gen 8 was good at worst and you homosexuals didn’t appreciate what you had then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My experience with Sun was far from good.
      I have 300 hours game time on both XY and ORAS, but SM is so unpractical that I benched it after pushing to 100 hours.

      Everything you could do in PSS was available on the Festival Plaza, even if Festival Plaza was worse... All the options were there. Except for the voice chat maybe.

      You can't stay logged in as you play. You need to (1) warp to festival plaza, (2) log in which takes 3 miutes, and (3) repeat each time you want to use online features.
      It's fricking awful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The festival plaza is so much worse that you actually have to wonder if removing a feature would be worse

        Even if festival plaza was worse than PSS it was way better than shitty Y-Comm.

        Waiting hours to just trade a mon. Using shitty codes. Not able to connect properly with your actual friends. Much less options than before...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing beats Gen 6 for multiplayer UI.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the (You) and that's actually true lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Because I do 90% of my breeding and competitive play on USUM battle spot, where megas and z moves are still present. I haven’t touched showdown much since dynamaxing was added, and now there’s tarastilizing. It’s going to either be maddening or fun (or both) when I finally start playing on showdown again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >breeding on USUM
          If it's like in base Sun, it really hurts the finger muscles to do thousands of pad circles.
          XY and ORAS both had idle atching spots.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >atching
            My bad, meant hatching.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the undisputed the truth. You will never, EVER have a complete pokemon game ever again.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Today gen7 is seen as nu gen, but in a couple gens it will be seen as the last of the old generation because the cut point will not be 3D, but the dexcut.
    And will be praised like god sent.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You didn't cut any game mechanics
    SuMo removed PSS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you could do in PSS was available on the Festival Plaza, even if Festival Plaza was worse... All the options were there. Except for the voice chat maybe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The festival plaza is so much worse that you actually have to wonder if removing a feature would be worse

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alola was boring and everything route looked the same

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hau and Gladion aren't nearly as bad as Hop and Bede.
    Nah, frick off. Hau is 10x worse than Hop. I'll give you Gladion but he was only slightly better than Bede.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, you frick off. Hop and Bede are fricking awful, Hau and Gladion were immensely better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like Bede and Gladion. I want to stab Hop and Hau to death with kitchen knives.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not if I stab you to death with kitchen knives first, homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hau just getting hate he doesn't deserves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, you frick off. Hop and Bede are fricking awful, Hau and Gladion were immensely better.

      Only on /vp/ you can find a debate that's completely devoid of arguments

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least Alola, Kalos or EVEN Galar has buildings where you can get in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least Paldea isn't a small streamlined region.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is. Is a circle anon filled with blank space.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I quite enjoyed USUM on my first playthrough but the cutscenes kill any replayability unless you have the patience of a fricking saint

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just didn't like the vast majority of the dex. I'm also terribly autistic and only use pokemon from whatever region I'm playing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm also terribly autistic and only use pokemon from whatever region I'm playing.

      Are you me???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The thread's made me want to revisit US, so I think I'm going to just use a team from a different region that fits the island aesthetic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hawaii based region
          >Bellossom not included

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm also terribly autistic and only use pokemon from whatever region I'm playing.

      Are you me???

      >>I'm also terribly autistic and only use pokemon from whatever region I'm playing.
      Bros, same.
      However, I loved the Alola dex. Honestly my favorite since Gen 1.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really loved gen 7 but it was weird having a 3DS game that doesnt fricking use 3D at all

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    USUM had my favorite post game experience, simply because I love battling online and it just had the biggest selection of Pokémon to this day with all mechanics available up to that point.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love Alola.
    XY is the prequel trilogy of the Pokemon games (undervalued, overly criticized, now we wish it would return), ORAS are very good remakes, and SM/USUM are filled with heart and soul

    3DS era of Pokemon was great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be bait. It HAS to be.

      What the frick is the state of this board? Is there ANYWHERE left on the internet where only normal Pokémon fans (i.e. Gens 1 - 4 (the Golden Era) enjoyers) can go?

      This board has been taken over by genuine shills, zoomers and coomers.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss having a Nintendo switch. Mine broke. I can almost feel suicidal depression without pokemon shield, shining pearl and legends arceus. I'll miss out on violet at this shitty rate.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alola gave me my autistic wife so it's not all bad

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a correct way to play Gen 7?

    From what I've heard USUM fixes some issues that were present in SM and there are more pokemon overall, but the story is much worse in USUM compared to vanilla SM. Thoughts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I loved Alola. The region and characters all feel so alive to me for some reason, and I feel like a good majority of the pokemon designs were really great even if there are a few bad eggs.
      I even loved the story in SM , but I played through SM and USUM all each one time and the story cutscenes honestly did destroy my motivation to continue a frick ton of times in the latter 3 playthroughs. Doesn't help that USUM really ruined the story and made the slog not even worth it unlike SM.

      I think if you like Lillie and don't think you'll hate the egregious amount of story cutscenes, SM is better, but if you just want to play a pokemon game like the old ones and you think you're gonna get angry at the cutscenes anyway, the gameplay of USUM is better so you should just play that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The story wasn't good to begin with, usum cuts down on the hour long intro, pumps up the enemy levels and has a lot of extra content, definitely the better game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if youre playing pokeymans for the story youre doing it wrong
      go play a better JRPG

      ultra has better fights overall imo, and some nice QoL stuff
      otherwise basically the same game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I really think franchises like Xenoblade are not that far from Pokémon in terms of storytelling

        Pokémon is just so underrated, but they've been recently doing a good job.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game is terrible but as a coomer and dickyseur it will always hold a special place in my heart

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I already taking back everything i said over gen 6 and 7
    Frick me. I didn't even bother with gen 8, only PLA. Not going to bother with gen 9

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we're already at this stage aren't we

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 7 has been getting praise since it released. It's just more visible now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always *liked* gen 7. Definitely not love, but liked it. It was a huge waste of potential though, and everyone already mentioned the cutscenes, and linearity already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 7 was always better than Gen 6. It was just still disappointing in many aspects.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the thing i can say nice about 6 is its immense catch variety

        if only it didnt drag ass on the intro/some story points, and the battles werent piss ez
        other than that its a decent game to nuzlocke imo. youll never end up with the same team on repeat playthroughs

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always had pretty negative opinions of Alola due to it feeling like an amusement park ride more than a proper adventure, I thought babysitting that bawd Lillie was insufferable. And Hau is fricking awful in the first games.

    But Alola is otherwise such a comfy region. Amazing Pokemon, a great aesthetic and the best music. USUM fricked up the story but otherwise had some of the best content in the series. And it had all the fricking Pokemon. It was kino after all, in the end.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon games keep getting worse so we look at past ones more fondly.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was whatever Rainbow Rocket is in Ultra Sun/Moon, because I don't remember it at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they mustve been REAL FRICKING excited about their animation skills

    put in a fricking skip scene button
    how hard is that?
    anyone mashing start through a cutscene either already seen it, or doesnt care
    let me play homosexuals

    other than that games fine
    battles are alright, colorful if cramped world
    actual coherent art design, finally not just 8 gyms->E4, decent dex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >actual coherent art design,
      It is the most focus group tested mobile friendly art style ever designed. It's the kind of art you'll see on warning labels and training books. It is the epitome of "soulless".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok
        at least they designed it to look good with itself
        doesnt really matter if you or i like it, the point is that it works at what it needs to do: make a world

        swsh looks like it was made by a bunch of different teams that were each locked in different corners of masudas basement and not allowed to talk to each other, and then they shipped it out once everyone was half done prolly not too far from the truth tbh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like the most sociopathic corporate suit ever. Are you here to shill the game?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lol yea bro im trying to shill you into buying a game from fricking 2015

            absolute fricking homosexual lmao

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why Alola had to nerf fishing though? Gen 6 already had mastered it with chain fishing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why SV deleted fishing though?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is my favorite game, it still looks pretty and the music is a fricking banger, every single track

    Having to babysit shittie was hell tho

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i never understood why people complained about cutscenes in a jrpg

    do people who play pokemon exclusively just play that and no other jrpg?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do people who play pokemon exclusively just play that and no other jrpg?
      First of all, yes. Second of all, Pokémon’s real draw is the adventures and the battling, the plots are atrocious in comparison to other Jrpgs. Poorly written unskippable cutscenes slow down the pace of a game is not very streamlined or have sufficient quality of life features.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokémon’s real draw is the adventures and the battling
        that applies to all jrpgs. sounds like you're complaining to complain, especially since pokemon cutscenes aren't even nearly as long as a normal jrpg. they're pretty straight and to the point.

        tldr ironic jrpg fans should quit b***hing about jrpg things

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of this, we had it all and we didn't know

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlet/Violet is looking like to be Sun/Moon 2 but with an actual endgame area to explore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What endgame area lmao? SM has an actual endgame area to explore. SV hasn't lol

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, you homosexuals made fun of us and now you want to be on the BEST side. Frick off and enjoy your shit gens. We AlolaCHADS will keep on winning as the franchise goes to shit.
    >Best region
    >Best pokegirls
    >Best mons
    >Best gimmick
    >Best team
    >Best MILFs
    >Best atmosphere
    >Memorable characters and E4
    >But much cutscenes
    Sorry I'm not a zoomer with ADHD. Don't care.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      McBased & Associates

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ALOLA PEAK SOUL

        With actual buildings, plot, sidequests and challenging.

        >Villain team is peak SOVL
        >Guzma and the minions are a lovable bunch
        >Actual Villain team is a real treat
        >Evil boss is not a fricking autist and is evil for the sake of being evil, she's just someone that lost it because of a real tragedy
        >Sidequest that have themes that go from the passing of time to the death of a loved one
        >Towns are ALIVE, and even if you finish the main game there's a lot more to explore
        >Last time you could CATCH THEM ALL
        We got it good Alolabros. Kalosgays, Galarbabies, and Paldeatards don't @ at me.

        This. I am glad there's someone sane on this board other than me.

        Why are we even surprised anymore at this point, though? We know it happens every Gen cycle. Come Gen 10 we will see these kinds of posts for fricking SwSh. I'd say frick this board, but no, it's the whole fricking Pokémon fandom. You do this shit every fricking time because this franchise has conditioned you into being the perfect little shit-eating consumers.

        Gen 6 is still trash, the only good thing from it was the PSS system, XY and ORAS were fricking trash games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>Evil boss is not a fricking autist and is evil for the sake of being evil, she's just someone that lost it because of a real tragedy

          I thought her motives and backstory were retconned in USUM? Unless I'm misremembering

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The same backstory since we get this scene on USUM , she's not the main villain since Necrozma takes that spot.

            ?t=3196

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ALOLA PEAK SOUL

      With actual buildings, plot, sidequests and challenging.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The release of USUM was a blatant fricking scam
    You had me until there.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so no gen 7 is suddenly peak soul? No, fricking have a nice day b***h hypocrite. Can't fricking stand homosexuals like you, every fricking gen it's suddenly "Actually that gen we spent months on mocking and shunning anyone who liked it was truly underrated and well made." Fricking hang from a tree.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. I am glad there's someone sane on this board other than me.

      Why are we even surprised anymore at this point, though? We know it happens every Gen cycle. Come Gen 10 we will see these kinds of posts for fricking SwSh. I'd say frick this board, but no, it's the whole fricking Pokémon fandom. You do this shit every fricking time because this franchise has conditioned you into being the perfect little shit-eating consumers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 6 was never good and nobody will tell you otherwise, so this is not how this works anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not true. ORAS is very well liked, and most people acknowledge XY as typical first versions that were unfairly treated due to lack of a third version.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Except for the fact were there were threads that were suddenly praising gen 6 after gen 8. There seems to be this very annoying cycle of hating and sudden praise when the new game is the cool thing to hate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >Villain team is peak SOVL
          >Guzma and the minions are a lovable bunch
          >Actual Villain team is a real treat
          >Evil boss is not a fricking autist and is evil for the sake of being evil, she's just someone that lost it because of a real tragedy
          >Sidequest that have themes that go from the passing of time to the death of a loved one
          >Towns are ALIVE, and even if you finish the main game there's a lot more to explore
          >Last time you could CATCH THEM ALL
          We got it good Alolabros. Kalosgays, Galarbabies, and Paldeatards don't @ at me.

          [...]
          Gen 6 is still trash, the only good thing from it was the PSS system, XY and ORAS were fricking trash games.

          Are you mentally challenged? Where in my post did I say Gen 6 was good. Holy shit this board is unsalvageable. have a nice day morons.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They can't admit what absolute morons they are, because they know it's true. So they gotta do the "Nuh uh, gen 6 still bad." But past threads when gen 8 and pla was announced prove otherwise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >We know it happens every Gen cycle.
            >We still shit on gen 6 tho
            Are you mentally challenged?

            I loved Alola when it first came out, but everyone here hated it. It really has SOVL

            Please don't tell me we will have people loving Sword and Shield when gen 10 drops

            XY and ORAS are still trash. Original R/S, Pr/Pl is unfinished and unpolished turds that would have the same destiny as XY, but Emerald and Platinum saved their legacy. B/W/2 and SM/USUM detractors have to fricking APOLOGIZE.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look at this chicken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      best girl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She even had personality despite being a pokemon protagonist
        >You're being called to the office, did you do something wrong?
        >Maybe

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Alola when it first came out, but everyone here hated it. It really has SOVL

    Please don't tell me we will have people loving Sword and Shield when gen 10 drops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people still hate xy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >We know it happens every Gen cycle.
        >We still shit on gen 6 tho
        Are you mentally challenged?

        [...]
        XY and ORAS are still trash. Original R/S, Pr/Pl is unfinished and unpolished turds that would have the same destiny as XY, but Emerald and Platinum saved their legacy. B/W/2 and SM/USUM detractors have to fricking APOLOGIZE.

        damn you're right

        although I heard some people loved ORAS. But they might mostly be normies that loved all the goodies those games threw at you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I already love 8 but am waiting to be vocal about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would have enjoyed playing gen 8 but I couldn't get the games not including all the pokemon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it wasnt bad at all, I really liked all the new pokemons and the wild area was neato.
        I think the game felt kind of hollow but I still liked the region and even though it was piss easy i've learned how to make the game just a little challenging by giving myself restrictions and rotating pokemon

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pro Alola thread
    >Devolves to a Gen 6 hate thread
    Hmm... who could've seen this happen?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but muh cutscenes
    >story and characterization is le bad!!

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Gamefreak should have just kept this style. It's clear that they can't work with modern consoles so they should have just continued with the 3D style of gen 7 and LGPE.

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