alright why the FRICK is this taking so long

alright why the FRICK is this taking so long

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you make loadsa money you lose all motivation to be productive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well for me it's bouts depression.
      Loadsa money would probably not make me much happier since I have spending anxiety despite having money to spare.

      https://i.imgur.com/ZpX3lde.jpeg

      alright why the FRICK is this taking so long

      I dno, ask them, maybe the same thing that kept cuphead the last course down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well for me it's bouts depression.
        Who asked, btw?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not me, but thanks for asking.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with bugs not in the free space

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come the most obvious things is not on there?
      They could just be wagecucks. Indie devs having normal jobs is common.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wagecucks
        They developed the entirety out of HK without a job and had major issues with money which screwed up the very early releases and made them cut some content/ideas. Now they have several dozen millions, if not more, and a project which they want to dedicate maximum autism towards
        i very deeply doubt they wagecuck

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it's gonna show up somewhere during I-can't-believe-it's-not-E3. It HAS to, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've been telling ourselves that exact same thing for the last 5 years.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't you have a trillion other troony indie games to play?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Changing game engines after the Unity fiasco
    Please understand m8

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its been rated, that means a playable version exists

    summer game fest or xbox showcase, believe it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure it's gonna show up somewhere during I-can't-believe-it's-not-E3. It HAS to, right?

      I want to believe, however, we fell for the "within the next year" meme before
      Until it has an actual release date on store pages, I won't get my hopes up

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's never coming out. It went into dev hell when the devs started fighting and one was killed, which made the other trooned out and deleted all the files so "she" could port it to a new engine. The hype died when the fans grew old and made families, some died waiting, and tons of games have had a shorter development cycle. There's no way it can live up to expectations so just play other games. Games that take a long time turn out bad.

    Someone should go to their office because it's wrong for them to not give news. The game is a complete fake and they ran away with the money, but the placeholder they've made is done and they will release it at the right moment: when they run out of money. The truth is the game looks fast and easy to produce, all you do is have sex with bugs. The first one sucked AND it was a fluke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if some of them actually trooned out. Indie devs are not know for their mental stability.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this enormous delay is due to them doing 10x as many animated cutscenes I'm going to send a white phosphorus nail shrapnel pipe bomb to their headquarters

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While waiting for Silksong we got
    (X)Blasphemous
    (X)Blasphemous DLC
    (X)Blasphemous 2
    (_)Blasphemous 2 DLC
    (_)Blasphemous 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >while waiting for a proper sequel to a masterpiece, we got various low quality imitations
      shocking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure man whatever helps you to wait one more year or two kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never forget when HK invented the metroidvania genre

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never forget when Castlevania copied Metroid and then got credit for it
          I'll never forget when Metroid copied a dozen other action adventure games and got credit for it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still refuse to use the term metroidvania even if it confuses people and it would just simply be easier to say metroidvania when describing the genre. There's like an entire decade of castlevania games released before the series decided to briefly dip its toes into the genre that metroid created. Ath the time the franchise was trying to find itself as many long running franchises were doing during that transitional time period and the castlevania devs were trying out everything.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Use Blackvania instead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the genre that metroid created
              No.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blasphemous plays much better than HK. Cope more troon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet it's forgotten and no one thinks about it or talks about it ever

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody talks about Hollow Troon either.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He says in a thread about the game. moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >silksong
                >hollow knight
                outed yourself as the moronic esl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blasphemous is literally a troony game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous plays much better than HK. Cope more troon.

      the only good aspect of blasphemous is the art and ambiance, the gameplay itself is trash
      (i enjoyed it tho)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that seems fair for me, funny enough, I think 2 with the double jump and the air dodge feel much like HK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hollow Knight has really stiff animations that alone makes the combat feel like shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you could possibly have a point if you werent comparing it to blasphemous
          blasphemous has such a cancer aids extreme time-stop whenever you slash 99.9% of enemies that is downright horrid, and extremely artificial because they couldnt make a good sense of impact (even though the sound effect was great)
          Its genuinely comical. when doing your fastest combos, the game speed unironically drops down to near 1/2. If you figure out any trick to slash faster than intended the game runs at literal snail speed. that combined with the already stiff player makes it often feel plain atrocious if you have working eyes.

          Blasphemous would feel so much better if the timestop straight up did not exist, and i know that for a fact because there are two enemies where the timestop is bugged and doesnt work (which means you get to see proper attacking and not an utterly destroyed choppy animation work)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hitstop is fine but it's a bit overdone imo. If it was more like in Dragon's Dogma it would have been much better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stupid cute len

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >while waiting for silksong we got
      >an extremely mediocre game and a sequel to it that no one played

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the demo for the first game and didn't like it, that was enough for me.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting the Human x Hornet impreg feature just right.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solo dev?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look how the cuphead devs fricked up big league

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The longer it takes to come out, the more uses I get out of this image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollow Knight: Silksong was announced on 14 February 2019
      Just one more year and even that image will be an understatement.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs are too busy playing Nine Sols

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dev hell. It will probably come out at some point but it won't be anything super.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they decided to rewrite it with a custom stack because of the unity debacle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unity debacle
      didn't they roll that back like 2 months later from the backlash?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so what? if a Black person shoots your mom and then follows up with "muh sorry" it makes everything good again? corpo wienersucker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they possibly delayed development by years and years due to hastily making this kneejerk reaction to prove a point, rather than just simply play it cool and wait a month to see what happens. they would still be free to abandon unity on game three which would be in development by now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            worth it, stop being addicted to games and the industry will sort itself out

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs are depressed

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the devs are talentless hacks that got lucky once, but cannot replicate that sucess again. Silksong will never come out, and it does, it will be a massive disappointment.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got rich and they're probably burned out making almost the exact same game again. They probably go months without touching the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine balancing the more acrobatic and faster-paced combat is shitloads harder than what it was with Hollow Knight. I actually suspect that they might've realized that more complexity doesn't mean more fun and are now struggling to make it work while keeping it true to its own identity. I don't mind, tbh. Either way, they ain't keeping it away from people for fun.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kangaroo ate their files.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hollowgays couldn’t stop shitposting in comfy metroid threads so god ensured this vaporware would never come out to punish them. you get what you fricking deserve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...and other delusions I like to keep telling myself.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAYBE A DINGO ATE THEIR SEQUEL?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they might have run out of bugs

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    half the devs died after trying to frick some wasps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbasses. Should've fricked bees instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they did it for the first game

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hollow Knight Silksong the new Half Life 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half life 3 came out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the duke nukem forever of indie games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. its like the winds of winter for metroidvania genre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silksong is in development and had multiple trailers though, hl3 never did

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mark your calendar on june 7

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it still possible to get 112% and clear the pantheon of hallownest before silksong releases?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to think that if i finish hollow knight. we might get a silksong release date. i thought it was just a challenge from god. but i already finished hollow knight 8 months ago.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype, HK is just an okay game, nothing more

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight is objectively a C-tier Medtroidvania and I am sick and tired of pretending it is anything but. I would be open to bumping it to B tier with a compelling argument but I have yet to hear one.

    >S tier
    Symphony of the Night

    >A tier
    Ori 1 & 2
    Bloodstained - Ritual of the Night
    Metroid Fusion
    Metroid Dread

    >B tier
    Blasphemous 1 & 2
    Steamworld Dig 1 & 2
    Super Metroid
    Animal Well

    >C tier
    Hollow Knight
    Dead Cells
    Ender Lillies
    Axiom Verge 1 & 2
    Cave Story+

    >D tier
    Guacamelee 1 & 2
    Salt and Sanctuary/Salt and Sacrifice
    Dust
    Owlboy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed it way more than Symphony of the Night.
      Does that help?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I for the life of me don't understand Ori 1&2 so hight up.
      Sure the movement and graphics were nice, but the level building is so... obvious... It doesn't feel natural at all, where as Hololow Knight did.
      Also the stories in in Ori 1&2, ffs, that is some some executive "let's make the 12 years olds care"" tier writing. It's horrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>A tier
      >Bloodstained - Ritual of the Night
      Stopped reading

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why waste the time it took to type up such nonsense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >S tier
      >sotn
      that's honestly just hilarious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bloodstained A tier
      stopped reading there
      >dust D tier
      okay based, started reading again there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Ori 1 & 2 so high
      > Ender Lillies and Axiom Verge 1 so low

      no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people fellate it because it has a lot of content but the core gameplay is just so simple it loses steam like halfway through

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >movieshit like Metroid Fusion anywhere other than D

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you played aeterna noctis?
    It's like what would happen if the entire hollow knight game was path of pain

    i thought it was pretty decent but way too long

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity hires

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Nine Sols while you wait, it's a good game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy an ad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off. I come here to post about good games. you don't like it, buy a noose.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The people making up ridiculous reasons for why the game is taking so long are so silly.
    It has a very obvious explanation: the devs have just been working on the game. They don't have to follow any kind of schedule/contract/mandate so they can just keep adding shit and polishing shit until they're satisfied. In all likelihood they have the exact same workflow as the first game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >polishing shit until they're satisfied
      You can't polish a turd

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last 2 digits is how many months until we get some news.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "No."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems about right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >february 29th, 2029

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollowgays BTFO!!! You can keep your dogshit character designs, I’m playing some Metroid (1986 video game).

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Internal conflict leading to a falling out

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch isn't powerful enough to have the game look good, so they're waiting for the Switch 2

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to use this thread to shill Environmental Station Alpha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for the sequel

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been five years and people still are waiting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have some respect nerd, some of them are not with us any longer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Over 5 years, technically. The 6 year mark is getting closer and closer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Six years?
        So the same amount of time since Red dead 2 came out?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5 years since announcement. They didn't make the trailer in a day, they've probably been working on it for 6 years at this point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's I'm saying; a little over 5 years since the announcement.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could definitely release the game right now and fix whatever is unfinished or planned with patches, and this has probably been the case for years at this point. They have no fricking excuse not to release it at this point, the game has to be working and playable to completion, unless they've literally just had their thumbs in their buttholes and not actually done any work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They plan to release the game to all platforms day one, unlike HK which was just PC for awhile. If Silksong went the same route, I bet it'd be out a lot sooner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are probably done with the game at the moment since it also had an ESRB rating a few months ago which you need a finished product to get it in the first place. My take is they are working on porting it to different platforms and waiting for an optimal time to release the game. Elden Ring DLC is on the horizon as well. They will probably release it after that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My gf's bf is one of the dev's brother. she says they lost silksong. forgot to hit save as when it was finished

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares?
    this shits all over Slop Knight, it's not even funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chink knight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that good honestly, still vastly prefer Grime in this category of Metroidvania.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they don't have a publisher holding them to deadlines or keeping scope creep from fricking things up
    you see it all the time with indies that are just devs saying they can make a game on their own and then wondering why they run out of funds endlessly fricking around with refactoring and scope creep
    happens all the time at my job with the software devs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't surprise me if this was the case and they kept working on the game until they ran out of money again.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're afraid that Im going to pirate it when they release it.

    They're right.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with bugs

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all you homosexuals waiting to play as a bug in a dress.
    you will NEVER be a woman bug. it is NEVER coming out. Hollow Knight 1 (featured on the Hot Topic game store!) is all you will EVER get to play. GO watch nightmare before christmas and KILL youselves!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollow Knight
    >Blog post after blog post
    >Several videos of early versions of the game
    >Silksong
    >Only one official trailer after the reveal that they never even uploaded on their own channel
    >No blog posts from 2020 onward

    What did they mean by this?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Matthew ‘Leth’ Griffin"
    > Matt will be handling PR and marketing for the game
    >wait until the final week of the so called one year deadline to say the game isn't ready on his personal twitter
    >now one year later still no news
    I wish I had a job where I could do nothing for 4 years and still get paid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget typing out "They're hard at work" every so often on a discord server too.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one single Black person working on it

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the year it releases, right guys?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, earliest is next year

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had no interest in HK when it came out
    >years of people posting about Silksong finally made me try it
    If the delay is a marketing tactic, it worked on me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bought HK back in june 2017 and didn't get around to actually playing it until 2023. It's a good game.

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