ALRIGHT YOU UNORGANIZED GRABASTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT, LISTEN UP!
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU PRIVATES TEN SECONDS, EXACTLY TEN FUCKING SECONDS, TO RATE THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU PLAYED, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!
AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUTTA YOUR FILTHY SEWERS WILL BE "SIR"! DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?!
*starts shitting nervously*
is that you john wayne?
this is me.
WHO SAID THAT
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
>full metal reddit
SIR YES SIR!
I PLAYED F-ZERO GX SIR
IT'S HARD AS FUCK SIR
Sir, Minecraft pre-hunger, 5/10 after hunger was added everything got so much better, sir.
Sir, i played Neo TWEYWY its so far 7/10 although that may change since i'm still away from finishing it, Sir
SIR, TERRARIA, I GIVE IT A 9/10, SIR!!
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE GUNNY PIECE OF SHIT? IM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND YOULL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY YOU LITTLE MARINE BITCH NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 YOU LITTLE GUNNY PIECE OF HORSE SHIT
8/10
Sir, I played Borderlands 2 with my friends and so far its a solid 9/10, sir
SIR YES SIR
ID RATE SONIC FORCES 9/10 SIR
>Hi-Fi Rush
9/10
SIR YES SIR
FF7 SIR
IT WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC SIR
SIR YES SIR
I PLAYED ARKNIGHTS
I FUCKING HATE IT BUT THE ART AND MUSIC IS PRETTY GOOD SIR
SIR, HALF-LIFE 2: EPISODE 2 SIR
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAY IT BUT I NEEDED TO LAUNCH IT AT LEAST ONCE TO HAVE IT MOUNTED FOR VARIOUS SOURCE MODS TO WORK, SIR
>AND WHY DID YOU HIDE A HENTAI GAME IN YOUR STEAM PROFILE, PRIVATE COOMER?
>SIR, BECAUSE I WAS HORNY, SIR
Action Taimanin 1/10
Just download the cheat trainer and stare at ninja ass
>rimworld
just started playing, tried to make an organ harvesting plant. Most of my colonists died of malaria day three
7/10 fun stuff, I'm sure will get better the more i know how to play
Sir yes sir 7/11 black cops 2
SIR, POKEMON PLATINUM, SIR!
I GOT BORED OF TRAINING A FULL PARTY AND DID A RUN USING ONLY EMPOLEON, A GALLADE AND A BUNCH OF HM SLAVES. 8/10, BEATS DP ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, SIR!
SIR YES SIR
NIOH 2 WAS JUST A BTTER NIOH 1 BUT WITH DEEPER MECHANICS AND MORE WEAPONS, SIR
DESPITE THIS, IT WAS JUST MORE OF THE SAME AND IT DID NOT ALLEVIATE MY ORIGINAL GRIPES WITH THE GAME'S LOOT SYSTEM THAT MADE ME HAVE TO DO ITEM STORAGE MANAGEMENT AND WEAPON STAT AUTISM THAT I COULD NOT OPTIMIZE AS MUCH WAS I WANTED TO, SIR.
IT WAS FUN BUT I THINK I DEFINITELY PRIORITIZE THE EXPLORATION IN FROM GAMES A BIT MORE SIR. BUT NIOH 2 IS A SOLID 8/10, SIR
SIR, I PLAYED TOUHOU 16 AND LOST BECAUSE I'M SHIT, SIR.
>Fallout New Vegas running the Viva New Vegas modpack
10/10, without mods it'd be a 7/10.
SIR, DIABLO 2 RESURRECTED, SIR
A CLASSIC THAT STILL HOLDS UP TODAY SIR
FANTASTIC REMAKE SIR, 10/10
SIR YES SIR
I PLAYED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SIR
IT WAS A 0/10 EXPERIENCE WHERE MY FRIEND RAGED THE ENTIRE TIME AND I AWKWARDLY LISTENED SIR
Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005)
I can't stop coming back to it even though I've practically memorized the game.
SIR YES SIR, GUNNY SIR.
IV'E BEEN PLAYING EARTH DEFENCE FORCE 5, AND I'M DOING MY PART SIR.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK I'VE GOT TO THE LAST MISSION IN THE GAME IT JUST KEEPS GOING. EVERY TIME I THINK IVE SEEN EVERY ENEMY THEY JUST KEEP THROWING NEW ONES AT ME. THE AWKWARD DIALOGUE AND VOICE ACTING CONSTANTLY MAKES ME LAUGH ALOUD AND I WOULDNT CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING. ITS A 10/10 VIDYA GAEM IF YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO SAY SO SIR.
SIR
I'M REPLAYING IDOL MANAGER CURRENTLY
THE DIFFICULTY IS REALLY WEIRD, THE START OF THE GAME KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS BUT ONCE YOU CAN START DOING CONCERTS SUDDENLY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS AGAIN. THEN A NEW PROBLEM POPS UP. THOSE BITCHES START BULLYING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE WILL FUCKING TELL YOU WHO IS DOING IT!! DUMB CUNTS!!
IT'S ABOUT A 6 OR 7 OUT OF 10 SIR