ALRIGHT YOU UNORGANIZED GRABASTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT, LISTEN UP!

ALRIGHT YOU UNORGANIZED GRABASTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT, LISTEN UP!

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU PRIVATES TEN SECONDS, EXACTLY TEN FRICKING SECONDS, TO RATE THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU PLAYED, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFRICK YOU!

AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUTTA YOUR FILTHY SEWERS WILL BE "SIR"! DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *starts shitting nervously*

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that you john wayne?
    this is me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHO SAID THAT

      WHO THE FRICK SAID THAT

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >full metal reddit

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR!
    I PLAYED F-ZERO GX SIR
    IT'S HARD AS FRICK SIR

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, Minecraft pre-hunger, 5/10 after hunger was added everything got so much better, sir.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, i played Neo TWEYWY its so far 7/10 although that may change since i'm still away from finishing it, Sir

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, TERRARIA, I GIVE IT A 9/10, SIR!!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE GUNNY PIECE OF SHIT? IM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND YOULL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY YOU LITTLE MARINE b***h NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20 YOU LITTLE GUNNY PIECE OF HORSE SHIT

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8/10

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sir, I played Borderlands 2 with my friends and so far its a solid 9/10, sir

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR
    ID RATE SONIC FORCES 9/10 SIR

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi-Fi Rush
    9/10

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR
    FF7 SIR
    IT WAS FRICKING FANTASTIC SIR

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR
    I PLAYED ARKNIGHTS
    I FRICKING HATE IT BUT THE ART AND MUSIC IS PRETTY GOOD SIR

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, HALF-LIFE 2: EPISODE 2 SIR
    I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAY IT BUT I NEEDED TO LAUNCH IT AT LEAST ONCE TO HAVE IT MOUNTED FOR VARIOUS SOURCE MODS TO WORK, SIR

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AND WHY DID YOU HIDE A HENTAI GAME IN YOUR STEAM PROFILE, PRIVATE COOMER?
    >SIR, BECAUSE I WAS HORNY, SIR

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Action Taimanin 1/10
    Just download the cheat trainer and stare at ninja ass

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rimworld
    just started playing, tried to make an organ harvesting plant. Most of my colonists died of malaria day three
    7/10 fun stuff, I'm sure will get better the more i know how to play

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sir yes sir 7/11 black cops 2

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, POKEMON PLATINUM, SIR!
    I GOT BORED OF TRAINING A FULL PARTY AND DID A RUN USING ONLY EMPOLEON, A GALLADE AND A BUNCH OF HM SLAVES. 8/10, BEATS DP ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, SIR!

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR
    NIOH 2 WAS JUST A BTTER NIOH 1 BUT WITH DEEPER MECHANICS AND MORE WEAPONS, SIR
    DESPITE THIS, IT WAS JUST MORE OF THE SAME AND IT DID NOT ALLEVIATE MY ORIGINAL GRIPES WITH THE GAME'S LOOT SYSTEM THAT MADE ME HAVE TO DO ITEM STORAGE MANAGEMENT AND WEAPON STAT AUTISM THAT I COULD NOT OPTIMIZE AS MUCH WAS I WANTED TO, SIR.
    IT WAS FUN BUT I THINK I DEFINITELY PRIORITIZE THE EXPLORATION IN FROM GAMES A BIT MORE SIR. BUT NIOH 2 IS A SOLID 8/10, SIR

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, I PLAYED TOUHOU 16 AND LOST BECAUSE I'M SHIT, SIR.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout New Vegas running the Viva New Vegas modpack

    10/10, without mods it'd be a 7/10.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, DIABLO 2 RESURRECTED, SIR
    A CLASSIC THAT STILL HOLDS UP TODAY SIR
    FANTASTIC REMAKE SIR, 10/10

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR

    I PLAYED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SIR

    IT WAS A 0/10 EXPERIENCE WHERE MY FRIEND RAGED THE ENTIRE TIME AND I AWKWARDLY LISTENED SIR

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005)
    I can't stop coming back to it even though I've practically memorized the game.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR, GUNNY SIR.
    IV'E BEEN PLAYING EARTH DEFENCE FORCE 5, AND I'M DOING MY PART SIR.
    EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK I'VE GOT TO THE LAST MISSION IN THE GAME IT JUST KEEPS GOING. EVERY TIME I THINK IVE SEEN EVERY ENEMY THEY JUST KEEP THROWING NEW ONES AT ME. THE AWKWARD DIALOGUE AND VOICE ACTING CONSTANTLY MAKES ME LAUGH ALOUD AND I WOULDNT CHANGE IT FOR ANYTHING. ITS A 10/10 VIDYA GAEM IF YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO SAY SO SIR.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SIR
    I'M REPLAYING IDOL MANAGER CURRENTLY
    THE DIFFICULTY IS REALLY WEIRD, THE START OF THE GAME KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS BUT ONCE YOU CAN START DOING CONCERTS SUDDENLY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS AGAIN. THEN A NEW PROBLEM POPS UP. THOSE b***hES START BULLYING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE WILL FRICKING TELL YOU WHO IS DOING IT!! DUMB c**tS!!
    IT'S ABOUT A 6 OR 7 OUT OF 10 SIR

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