An attractive frog approaches you. WDYD?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bow

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lick her large areola and pubes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shaved clean, sorry.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coomer who didn't play the game

        ?t=83

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shaved clean in on my machine. And since my playthrough is the only legitimate one, your opinion is discarded

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            theres something very philosophical about that argument

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Personally I am striving to be like him when it comes to living life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          her pussy is bald

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            boot up the game, undress her, zoom in
            frickface

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      W
      Hat would her pubes smell like?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start pouring chemicals in the water

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you make her gay anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'd rather be banging Shoe0nHead herself over the gangrene version of her

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoe0nHead
          KEK
          I didn't see it until now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's all I've been seeing every time, lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make her gay so i can turn her
        This would prove her love for me transcends physicality

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this attractive frog?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right here

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disregard and acquire minty instead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're essentially the same, but baezel is in her late teens and Minthy in late 400s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro I wish Lae'zy looked like a teen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        except the frog is disgusting and minthara is delicious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hard disagree.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hard disagree.

          I like both.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/h6Jcr7b.jpg

      An attractive frog approaches you. WDYD?

      how much gooner brainrot do you need to have to like their designs. These are some of the ugliest female characters we had in years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro, but I would literally kill for her. She called me the source of her bruises

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lae'zel has a nice voice which counts for a lot. But also I'm a xenophile so the green just makes it better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is this b***h so angery all the time
      boner dies when i cant comprehend her b***h face

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's her smiling face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make her and the other elf girl kiss and enjoy as the elf/anti-elf reaction causes them both to swell up and explode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've played BG3 all the way to the end and I still don't understand why Lae'zel is considered attractive.

      Even Minthara here with her permenant resting b***h face has facial features my monkey brain identifies as belonging to a human.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REMINDER: She is not minty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop posting my wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does it have a man's face?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/h6Jcr7b.jpg

      An attractive frog approaches you. WDYD?

      The women in this game are all disgusting or masculine looking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection.
      Shadowcucks and Lae'gays on suicide watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara has autist physiognomy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *frickable autist physiognomy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well obviously. It's just uncanny how she resembles the (very few) hot autistic girls I've met in my life

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's not to like

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kiss my beautiful dumb frog wife 🙂

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I politely tell her I'm not interested in American politics.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *pukes*
    guessing you also like drag queen story time and transsexuals?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a mod to make her look like the voice actress?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She already does though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NO

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, she does.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go make the now, mod I'll wait

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry I had a stroke

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry I had a stroke

                No worries, Bae'zel has this effect

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FETAL
    ALCOHOL
    SYNDROME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what it is

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no YOU dont know what it is
        why dont you educate yourself some time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you showcase the undeveloped upper lip and smooth philtrum, the main characteristics of FAS?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    taste her

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is kinda cute but body is HORRENDOUS like an actual frog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wants frog
      >Doesn't want frog
      Make up your mind, Schrodinger's frog fricker(also there is a smoothing mod for her skin)

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that pic of her wearing a dress. It melts my heart.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Frog threads so much comfier than Shadowheart threads, bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No bear nonsense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Froggays aren't cucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frog is a better person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lawful Evil
        >Better person
        lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowbawd can be just as evil as Laezel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No? What evil acts does Shadowheart even do when she's still mindfricked by Shar?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She spent 40 years killing and torturing people and she enjoyed it according to the narrator, she has a whole path about being a shar schizo, she also wants to frick Halsin, that's pretty evil.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She spent 40 years killing and torturing people and she enjoyed it
                I was referring to in game when she wasn't under the direct influence of Shar's people. But that still doesn't count because she was literally mindfricked to believe in that.
                >she has a whole path about being a shar schizo
                Only if you break her further, she means you're the evil one.
                >she also wants to frick Halsin, that's pretty evil.
                Okay, you have a valid point here. Still not as evil as torture but yeah.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What evil acts does Shadowheart even do
              How about killing her parents, and that's when she's not even mindfricked, with her full set of memories

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lied about the artifact
              lied about the artifact when lae'zel asked her about it
              lied to tav when she promised to settle the issue in the morning
              attacked lae'zel in the middle of the night breaking the sanctity of camp and lying to tav

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3x3 table thinking
          Would take loyal lawful evil over loose neutral evil any time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's only a bawd if you want her to be.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She's [...] a [...] bawd.
              Yes. Frog however...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but it makes me sad that you can't join Lae'zel in the stars for the gith civil war, UNLESS you are a gith yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can now, they've changed it last patch

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can now

                >You can now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can now, they've changed it last patch

                >can go with Lae
                >still can't prevent Karlach from dying and living a happy life even though her issue should be easily fixable in the setting
                I'm so fricking mad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always find it funny that that dress is always the one that we collectively make our waifus wear at the end of the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Froggays spam Shadowheart threads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you relentlessly shitpost in the shart threads?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are people shitposting about, anon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because she's strong, loyal and cute, nothing shart is

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People welcome in this thread:
    >Froggo bros
    >Blueberry enjoyers
    >Mama K's big boys

    People NOT welcome in this thread:
    >Shartcucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED BASED BASED

      Why are Frog threads so much comfier than Shadowheart threads, bros?

      Laezel only cares about the player, Shadowheart wants to get stretched by half of Baldur's Gate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larian only added the poly stuff to Shadowheart in Act 3 because she's the most physically attractive companion. Also because she's white. They felt the need to degrade her in front of the audience to give the other female characters a chance. Didn't work though, 51% of all players still romance Shadowheart

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't white, the same way Slavs and the Spanish aren't white.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mama K's big boys
      Hey, that's me!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very nice, anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you hate Shadowheart though? Larian was insistent early on in development that they wanted to add poly content to the game. Karlach was originally going to be the poly character but they changed their minds and made Shadowheart the sacrificial lamb instead. Still, it's easy enough to ignore

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this part was the most fricking cringe
          i regret my love choice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Most cringe
            Why?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it was completely out of karlach's character and the slow down running animation looked like it was taken from some third rate 90s action movie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL frick every single one of them, and some of the guys as soon as I find a mod that turns Gale into a woman and instantly becomes best girl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is a femgale mod

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          D-does Astarion have one?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She lays eggs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s hot as frick
      Do they lay inert eggs even when unfertilised?
      Imagine having a permanently pregnant frog gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can only get pregnant if her god allows it.
        Sadly she turns away from her god in the events of the game, thus insuring she will never be allowed to get pregnant, no matter how much you plap.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"I am as impressive in battle as I am in bed."
          P L A P P E N I N G

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But vlaakith is a fake god she don't have powers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is if you can't outtplap vlaakith order. Skill issue really.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her "God" has no actual power over the gith other than authority. If you become the authority figure and tell her GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT while you plap her she actually will because that's how the Gith work.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she have a cervix? Or what does her veganal geometry look like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a cloaca

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goth are genetically modified humans, so I assume it's all the same as with humans, just few months into the pregnancy she pushes the egg out and it's further developed in a hatchery. Also her race is psyonic, so while vlaakith blocks them from getting pregnant, if you scream GET PREGNANT, while rucking her hard enough, it might actually work.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Fat upper lip
    >Clearly visible philtrum ridges
    >
    >any questions?
    Are you legally blind or have poor eyesight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no to both
      youre just defensive because you refuse to admit you like a character design with congenital birth defects

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I have good eyesight, which is enough to disprove your point. No more (you)s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good
          you were embarassing yourself anyway

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive
    >frog
    What?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You heard me. I'm dying on this hill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you mean croaking?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a teenager in human years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the giths call her a child, she's in her late teens

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mornin'zel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh literally not visually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chudzel is cute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eye shadow working miracles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's Ciri again

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ribbit at frog
    >She ribbits back
    lel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how happy marriage works

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tease her by sticking out your tongue
      >she shoots hers out from across the room to touch yours

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    light firecrackers in her mouth, and try to time my orgasm to when they go off.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best race/class for romancing frog?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding this. Do you get an advantage if you pick Gith?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gith
        where’s the fun in that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You used to have an exclusive ending where you could join her to the astral plane and lead a guerilla against Vlaakith, now everybody can do it, the story makes more sense if you're not a gith though

        Best race/class for romancing frog?

        Human Fighter, as god intended.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the story makes more sense if you're not a gith though
          How?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of her banter is about how giths are so much cooler and stronger than the other races

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no real reason a Gith would be living in Baldur's Gate prior to the game's start. Most people in the setting go their whole lives without ever seeing a Gith.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't enjoy playing BG3
    My autism requires me to loot everything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loot a ring and gift it to frog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon thats cute as hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like from corpses or do you mean environments too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        especially environments

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It must be hell for you

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zels big areola

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel should swallow Samus when she's in ball form

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not only are they most based. But in my headcanon Lae'zel and Minthara are the best in bed too.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recite the words of my Oath.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im trying to play a evil hetero female bawd but Bae'Zel is soooo tempting.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tell her no thanks as I am already madly in love with Shadowheart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a bawd btw

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ISTIK

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    murder

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female grinch

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frog Baseball anyone?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive
    for the love of god just go see a hooker or something

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE FROG WEARING THE YELLOW DRESS!

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no attractive characters in this game. They all look like rubber fascimiles.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moronic pedophiles be like:
    >pedophilia is OKAY
    >because druids exists!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't frick kids because they can't consent.
      You can't frick animals because they can't consent.
      If you use magic to make one able to consent you can use the same exact magic to make the other able to consent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >seethes impotently
          >STILL can't refute
          >because he has to protect the gay bear

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t hide forever, pedo. One of these days a mod will leak your IP. Better invest in some kevlar

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lick her hair pussy and then dump my seed inside it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hair pussy
      >Lae'zel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coomer who didn't play the game

        ?t=83

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel spends like two weeks with a bunch of foreigners and becomes unradicalized. Vlaakith's worst nightmare, seeing her chattel flip on her so fricking fast. How can she be like a level 40 demigod that rules an ethnostate for millennium and be so fricking bad at it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wiener is just that powerful, that's why.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the said ethnostate is built by lies. And some pretty big lies at that. Sure, the gith are martially, technologically and magically extremely advanced, but they are also fundamentally fanatical to their origins. In this case Mother Gith, the pact she made and the empire she cultivated. As much as Vlakith is an authority figure, she is still just a shadow of Gith's legacy and legitimacy (namely, Orpheus).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Vlaakith has been an undead for so long that her brain has rotted away. She should have taken a page out of Gortash’s book and tried to ally with Lae’zel and her companions instead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Radical with? Hmm they're psyonic race after all...
      >GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
      >Swears to kill vlaakith week later

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6483
    I make myself appear larger to intimidate her and maintain eye contact
    She will recognize me as the dominant male and lower her head or accept my challenge
    Should she accept, I would release an intense battle-cry and begin a charge. With my superior apparent size I would feint to go for a grapple before ducking under her arms and converting into a shoulder charge aimed at the pelvis. This would knock her off of her balance, which I would capitalize on using my patented leg sweep. Victory is mine.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An attractive frog approaches you
    I wake up because there is no such thing

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her to recreate that one webm where the frog squeezes out a turd that's almost the length of its body.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instant boner

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is female Gith skin soft?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill her and than romance the Elf. total frog death

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fart, burp, have a tremor and make a random falsetto sound

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no.
    What did you say you want to ride?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya know im a different kind of 'red dragonborn' myself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Durge was literally made for redemption

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finish act 1 on tactician
    >check camp chest
    >see this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick
      I keep hoarding shit and never use it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least you keep yours organized

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I keep hoarding shit and never use it
        I'm in the middle of act 3 and decided only now to figure out what the iron flask did. That made for a fun fight with orin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick
      I keep hoarding shit and never use it

      I hate that they fixed the chest that turns your items into junk. Can't stack barrels in it anymore and just unload on fools with explosive. 🙁

      Atleast, not at much. I still basically cheese the last fight against the brain (and the emperor) by running to him and just dropping a disgusting amount of smokepowder and oil barrel at his feet and jihad the ever loving frick outta him and the dragon.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it. There's no way I could find a frog attractive so either it is some kind of succubus and thus an enemy of mankind or somebody/something is trying to mind control me and the first suspect for that mental attack is this non-human in front of me.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i stopped playing this game and i dont know why
    i didnt even beat act one i think

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upgraded my comp earlier this week and looking to finally also play this game now that the 1231213gb updates have slowed the frick down.
    Should I jump straight into Tactician like I did with OS2?
    Would a Drow/Tiefling Bard be a fun pick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of people did their first playthrough on Tactician.
      Sure, I've not played Bard myself but I've seen people say it can be pretty good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bard is always a good choice, especially college of swords

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like those obscene bimbo cartoons with the vacuum lips

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers find this attractive
    Then again, zoomers think woke games like BG3 are fine if they have gross looking monster women in them too...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frog is very cute, you will grow to appreciate the frog if you walk down that path. Below her hard frog exterior is a soft frog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because she has really nice expressive eyes. When she stops scowling all the time near act 2 or so you start seeing it more.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's also very naive and innocent when it comes to relationships that aren't rape and that's cute

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute monogamous frog!

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    Let Shadowheart kill her LOL
    Rest in piss, dumb frog bawd. You won't be missed.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love that little smirk she does

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a frog to die for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very cute frog

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the frog
    I just don't like actually playing the game
    anyone else feel the same?

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not every life is equal
    LAE'ZEL NO!!!!

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Lae'zelgays to prevail and fly among the stars on red dragons with their frogette until Vlaakith's reign of lies comes to an end
    I want Minthygays to rule supreme with their blueberry mistress and bring Menzoberranzan to heel
    I want Shartgays to settle down with their raven/silver-hair girl and enjoy the peace and quiet that has been denied for so long
    t. random Karlachgay

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frog
    So she has cloaca instead of pussy and anus?
    Not sure if want.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a human shaped vegana.
      Gith canonically don't have buttholes though. The goblin that keeps being watched by the orb in the goblin camp makes fun of her for it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do they shit?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't. Gith don't produce waste.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they are the supreme species anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quite, if anything and everything they consume is processed 100%. Funny how they have a word for shit in their language though...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't. Gith don't produce waste.

        This is just a joke line. Elves(Drow included), Dragonborn, and half-Elves can say it too.
        Maybe Elves don't shit in DnD, but surely a Half-Elf does.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gradually show her that she doesn't need to devote her life to her people and instead she's the one in control of her destiny so she can end up devoting her life to me and our frog son while adventuring around faerun committing genocide on her own race.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fill her with tadpoles to create more tadpoles

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is fricking stupid, and she's built like she's made of pipe cleaners

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like that grifter chick on youtube who has all the nudes

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the frog so much

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both the player and Shadowheart belong to Lae'Zel. You're both hers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off-model
      into the trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frog b***h is 5'6" and 140 pounds soaking wet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God that's hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5'7

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frog-yanki if they didn't have dense muscles, but had the same strength.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > wrong body
      > wrong face
      > wrong hair
      > hilarious scale difference between them both

      I swear some artists don't deserve the title

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no bulge on either of them
      boring

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my coffee like I like my women.
    Mean and green.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're talking about the frog bawd again
    Post Shadowheart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posts the only romance that will cuck you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        minthara openly tries to frick shadowheart in act 3 but no one cares cause it's two women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a cuck free thread, anon.
      We don't like your kind here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bawds in a glass house shouldn't throw rocks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halsin's girlfriend is so cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shart is only good for bullying

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get mating pressed

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gith-Yanki the moment they see a nice pond.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my queen and my other queen

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying a run where my character is a big, dumb, good-looking Human male Barbarian.
    It started off with Lae'Zel acting like a bossy mom or big sister towards him, but overtime that casual annoyance towards my character's antics is turning into repressed sexual frustration that will eventually take him by surprise.
    I feel like this is the ideal dynamic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"That large, fleshy nose of yours looks like a mistake."
      >"Really? Thanks for noticing!"

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just putting this here for the grownups.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you cant romance her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haarlep can

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's fricked

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More fricked than Haarlep romancing Minsc?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are a sick and twisted individual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's ten times your age, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh god grandmommy

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make me yours.
    I yearn for frog wife.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she do it bros?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halsin likes them fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based
      please tell me there's more

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love me my frog. Best character. Never had a playthrough without her. I just want her irl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to bench her but at some point shadowheart became so annoying in act 3 I switched them around and the quality of the game and fights quadrupled. Next time I'm playing I'm leaving shart in the pod, let the game figure out how to deliver me the artifact.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cleric is a very strong class. my favorite set up is gale/shart/lae'zel. also there's barely any companion reactivity in act 3 so i'm not sure how anyone is annoying there

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Take away her heal and apart from the holy aura that can solo act 2, her skills are very boring, only good for roll check buffs. I'd rather miss twice with laezel than have dead weight in my party. And you don't really need to heal if you know what you're doing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro your radiance of dawn and radiating orb stack? pump dex on top of it and she'll be nigh on unhittable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            also i even multiclassed gale into a cleric/sorcerer because it's just so strong. one of the most busted builds in the game

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I almost always muticlass Gale into Cleric of Mystra.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated?

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my 8 INT wife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She would be way better with smol body type, bigger breasts and nicer face.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have shit taste anon. mama k is perfect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >smol body type
        get out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get out
          >Posts fan art with small body type, bigger boobs and nicer face
          Hm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I like the image I save it, simple as.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Small body type
              >Bigger breasts
              >Nicer face
              Can you explain how you disagree with me in your every post, but attach pics that you claim to like, which totally prove my point.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon, but you're being very autistic. it's fanart, who gives a shit?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Waifugays get very defensive and angry when people talk about Karlach for some reason

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the anon he replied to said he hated Karlach with a small body type, but then proceeded to post a bunch of off-model fan art with a small body type. This anon was just pointing out the hypocrisy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I turned my nose up to all the art that isn't perfectly on model then I'd miss out on a lot of nice art.
                You can like both but prefer a specific look, it's not hard to figure out.

                I wasn't being serious when telling that anon to get out. Just playful banter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get's called out
                >I-it was just a prank bro!

                If you are actively posting off-model art while insulting another anon for liking it and posting it you are a hypocrite at best and a raging homosexual at worst.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >insulting
                It's genuinely funny you're taking this so seriously on behalf of another anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bex the Sex
                One of my favorite side characters in the game.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm still disappointed we got Halsin instead of Alfira.
                We already have Jaheira and she's way more relevant to the plot and way more interesting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I personally like neither. Unironically would've loved it if we got to redeem Kagha insteah of having Halsin join the party.
                >we save Halsin
                >he punishes Kagha by making her our guide into the Shadowlands and Baldur's Gate
                Kagha is a way more interesting and layered character than Halsin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based Kagha appreciator.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would be a complete Kaghagay if she was a companion

                Sadly redditor moronos pushed for Halsin. Don't get me wrong, he is fine as a support character and is really well voice acted(the whole game is really well voice acted) that you save and return to the grove but Kagha would've made so much more sense to be sent traveling to redeem herself after getting influenced by the shadowdruids. Hell, she would even work better with Jaheira because she could be mentored by her.

                Sadly nobody will hire me to work on videogames.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would be a complete Kaghagay if she was a companion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nyet, the waifu is fine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >belt buckle is a smug skull smoking a cigarette
        kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >would be better if more attractive
        could have just said it that simply

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's still off model

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah no shit. The anon I was responding to was basically describing a completely off model Karlach

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Anus peek
              Time to coom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a big dummy.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bard tav + karlach
    name a better combo

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it karlachgays never post in game screenshots, always with offsite trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im too lazy to go back in the game and take screenshots

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon, but you're being very autistic. it's fanart, who gives a shit?

        FASTER!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didnt they spend a lot of money on mocap, why are the animations in this game so shit and weak
        its like dragon age origins with higher fidelity graphics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda weird. Karlach doesn't look particularly good in-game IMO but she has a lot really nice fan art. Lae'zel's fan art however never quite manages to capture the magnetism and allure she has in-game.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what ones among you here try and say that this games outfits look terrible?
    almost all the robes in this game are cool looking as frick.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See what I mean? Never any in game shots, almost as if they didn't play the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've done multiple playthroughs and romance karlach everytime

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get nervous and immediately make her glare at me in disgust

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is hideous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what people say when they see you go outside?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about your mom. This is a Lae'zel thread.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proud, regal even

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >regal /ˈriːɡl/ adjective
      Of, resembling, or fit for a monarch, especially in being magnificent or dignified.
      >"her regal bearing"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smug frog

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would she react to getting her nudes leaked and being called a PickMe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread homosexual. We talking Baldur's Gate 3 here. Not random thots on the internet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? I posted the frog.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you tell laezel she can't go sniffing your underwear

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would dump salt on her. Baldur's Gate 3 was just too horny for me, and thats saying something. I don't want to play a game where every party member is a horny redditor thirsty for my wiener. I need at least 2 regular bros in the group. I dont want my party to preach to me when I decide to kill monsters. I have never felt buyers remorse more keenly that I did here.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cave it's ugly skull in with my heavy war maul.

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the bottom left.

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I start licking my lips and speaking in French.

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna load up Lae'zel in Virt-a-mate and creampie her

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more offmodel trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Karlach facial feminization mod?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's one that does the opposite of that and restores the datamined old face that makes her look like a troony

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