...and ACROBAT.

...and ACROBAT.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    acrobats aren't real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unearthed Arcana much?

      • 1 month ago
        St. Aug

        Everyone knows especially Ringmail Taylor that Unearthed Arcana much like the Tome of Magic goes against the fidelity and spirit that Gygax intended. They are not included when considering the game proper as these changes were never meant to be implemented in games outside of theory-crafting, truly it is known.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up namefag, Gygax spirit was "you can't play anything outside my stuff because you MUST BUY MY STUFF ONLY" and nothing else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then explain this, mister smarty pants.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SOVL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >retcon and make all the other classes weaker!
        It's not a retcon if it was always intended to work that way. The "original" damage formula was literally misprint due to an editing mistake when trying to conserve space for printing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The "original" damage formula was literally misprint due to an editing mistake when trying to conserve space for printing.
          Is there a source for this information? Not doubting, just ineterested in reading.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean yeah, there probably is, I remember Gygax mentioning it somewhere himself, and it's also been printed as the explanation in at least one Dragon Magazine, but it's not like I wrote down the source or anything, it's just from memory, sorry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >retcon and make all the other classes weaker!
              It's not a retcon if it was always intended to work that way. The "original" damage formula was literally misprint due to an editing mistake when trying to conserve space for printing.

              Gygax is untrustworthy
              All his DF questions about rules that were unpopular have some variant of "well I didn't want to do this but then a bunch of nerds harassed me until I was forced to make these rules for them!"

              So a fall of ten feet should do as much damage as getting stabbed with a sword?

              Tripping can kill you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Gygax is untrustworthy
                No he's not, you're just a fucking retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know, that drawing of the girl vaulting is pretty cool, make it a spear and you have a pretty cool character concept for some wuxia spear wielding acrobatic warrior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kino. Like a wardancer or wytch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When push comes to shove, you have to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fall damage absolutely should scale quadratically, why is this even a question? Breaking your fall should reduce the effective distance fallen (since sliding on a wall or grabbing an overhang slows your speed), which innately has compounding benefits the farther the fall is. Per the rules in the comic, if you reduce your effective fall height by 10 feet, that's a reduction of
        >1d6 damage if you actually fell 10 feet
        >2d6 damage if you actually fell 20 feet
        >3d6 damage if you actually fell 30 feet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So a fall of ten feet should do as much damage as getting stabbed with a sword?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            How is this even a question? Were you home-schooled or just Ameritard?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, falling 10 feet can easily kill the average person if it's a bad fall. People die just from falling down sometimes lol. That's not even a gripe with what I wrote, 1d6 per 10 feet is the standard.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hell, people sometimes die from falling less than 10 feet.

              People also sometimes can fall hundreds of feet and walk it off.

              Fall damage is stupid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fall =/= dropping. A fall is an uncontrolled affair, you are speeding towards the ground as fast as possible and without bracing for it.
            However a controlled drop or jump, from 10 feet, is absolutely doable. Just don't lock your knees or sprain an ankle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            moron, literally the news of today for my country is a firefighter that fell from 4 meters and died. That's slightly over 13 feet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >fire fighter dying is countrywide news
              Where tf do you live?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >A tragic death of a guy saving lives during a disaster not making national news
                Where tf do you live?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Easily nationally newsworthy in any country with a sub-50 million population

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That describes 70% of nations on this planet, just saying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you retarded? Yes, falls are hideously dangerous.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At my job any work above 5 feet requires either a fall protection harness or staging with guardrails high and strong enough to withstand someone falling over onto them. If you are caught above five feet with neither of those things, it's an automatic writeup, a week suspension without pay, and repeat offenders might get fired.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People have died from far, far less. I know it brings in the old debate of how much realism is too much realism, but taking one bad fall even from seemingly harmless heights leading to crippling injury is just something that would end up present anywhere unless the living being in question either had absolute protection from external force or was light enough that it physically cannot ever fall fast enough to be damaged

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everybody is calling you a retard anon but I fell off the roof of my second story home and only broke an ankle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That means you have at least 3 hit points.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Better double that for the typical overweight Amerifat that hasn't jogged or used stairs in a decade.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Americans don't leave their houses because they are lazy, Europeans can't leave their houses because of the Muslim refugees.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That is what an american who never left his house would think, yes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Rent-free.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand what I'm supposed to find stupid given how poor quality that image is. All I can see is "controversy at the world cup" and South America - which appears to be correctly labeled, maybe? - but I can't make out what that image on top of South America is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody pointed out that swords do 1d8 + strength bonus damage even in AD&D and BX

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              longswords; broadswords did 2d4, normal (short) swords 1d6 - but different versions may have different damages.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That one pornstar at Twitch Con jumped like 5 feet in the air, landed on her ass because she thought the 1ft deep foam pit would cushion her fall, and instead broke her spine in 2 places when she hit the concrete floor.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but it should stop at 8 to 10d6 because of terminal velocity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are there more of these comics? I've only seen the cavalier one before

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but only barbarian as far as I know

          He also did maps

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's a shame, I quite enjoy these

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The maps are still pretty good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't expecting the spaceship to be like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I've only seen the cavalier one before
          Lurk more, newfag, and you will find out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How cruel he is to make the CHA 18 anti-paladiness and not draw her before disintegrating her. We can only imagine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The author of the work this mad was based on has disowned the adventure, and apologized for creating such hateful content, and you are a bad person for sharing this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thompson did a few for dragons as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >surinam dragon
            dear god how horrifying

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Could you post the rest?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Here's the one for reds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Blues

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And finally whites for the full chromatic set.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >2% human ate dragon
            What they get for kidnapping a vore e-boi princess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude, what if we made a class where you couldn't control them in combat cause of their code of honor. But also couldn't control them out of combat cause of their code of honor
          I'm not sure how that got past testing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            UA is a pile of unfinished jank.
            Remember, Gygax’s mindless and doomed obsession with getting a D&D movie made put us all into the bad D&D timeline.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >But also couldn't control them out of combat
            Maybe I'm misreading and I don't know it outside of the comic, but it only days "part of any day" not all of it. So like an hour or two training session every day.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If it were a normal class that would be fine. but since you ALSO can't control your character IN COMBAT.... Well its just adding insult to injury

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and monk
        I always thought it was a proto-monk class

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Full-size" internet version. The actual poster is even bigger and higher-res.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does your thread has any point at all, or it's just standard Saturday shitposting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If some wizard handing out magical roles and I got stuck in a fantasy world as an acrobat, I'd be pissed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was the 80s and Diana is both black and a woman.
        Acrobat w/furkini isn't the worst thing that could've happened to her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ... So what is the worst thing?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Admittedly it would be a different show if they solved puzzles with easily made pancakes but still

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing wrong with a furkini in the context of D&D.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2nd best role in the whole group
        >1st when it comes to utility
        >Bitches anyway
        Sounds to me like you are a gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Dungeon Master make a fat, neckbearded guy an acrobat?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          400 pounds of stinking blubber but it moved like an acrobat (professional/magical). I don't know anon that sounds fantastical and scary to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never heard of Sammo Hung

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We had a rule at our table that you had to act out almost everything. Having a fat bearded man pirouette for my amusement is totally my jam

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Leap Attacks for high damage.
        >High combat-map mobility.
        >Any magic items that boost mobility are magnified; spider-climb boots w/ a Crossbow to ruin half the monster-manual's day.
        >Scale right past all the anti-magic fields and dodge the physical traps like they're nothing.

        It's time to put the spellbooks away for a while Anon, go stretch out and figure out how motion can feel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /tg/ approved /co/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      acrobats are pretty cool

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice 40 year old children’s cartoon reference, OP. Really high effort thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP might be a spamming gay, but that doesn't make you any less of a zoomer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's EXOTIC DANCER for you, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source

  5. 1 month ago
    Heroforge Anon
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This looks nothing like her

      • 1 month ago
        Heroforge Anon

        Call it a loose interpretation then.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes the black a thief-acrobat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the actual thied is redhead
      Gingers are soulless and have no morals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer goes full zoom

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love acrobats so much

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I play a 20th level black, half-elvish acrobat in my latest homebrew WOTC Dungeons & Dragons™ campaign!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    barbarian monks weren't really a thing back then.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Warduke in that show in one episode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was hella cool.
        Even caught the Dungeon Master in a block of ice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's the only one who beat the Dungeonmaster.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And as far as I recall, that's the only time he showed up.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >shows up once
              >humiliates God
              >refuses to elaborate
              >leaves forewer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What's that? An evil fighter for ants?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you moron? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the batshit-circus, and I've been involved in numerous secret dive shitting raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed chillidawgs. I am trained in yard-ape warfare and I'm the top tuck'n'roller in the entire Barnham & Batsie circuit. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shit-mouf your cocksucker with precision the likes of which has never been shat before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dive-shit you with the nose authority of of god's own f-18, and that's just with my hairy batshit encrusted asshole. Not only am I extensively trained in flaming hoop diving, but I have access to the entire pile of guano from the worlds largest bat preserves and I will use it to its full extent to dive-shit onto your miserable ass face, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking shyeeted, kiddo.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it ok that I have an erection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Diana is such great waifubait. 10/10, would bleach her womb

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Giant and shaman.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    T O M B O Y
    U
    M
    M
    Y

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you stat her modern? Monk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only poofter fags play modern games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting. But ultimately Cringe of the highest degree
      Also LMAOing at that level 17 ability. As if y ou wouldn't be able to just normally fly 100% of the time at that level.... though it is 5e. You get your first cure light wounds potion at what.... level 9 in that system, and the first time you see a single gold piece is level 6 or 7?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So how would you update the acrobat for 5e?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not anon of previous post, but..
          >Ability to sneak attack with quarterstaff/spear/javelin
          >Advantage on acrobatics checks to stay on your feet in rough weather/surroundings
          >Increased jumping distance when equipped with polearms
          >Able to revert falling damage into bonus damage with weapon attacks/advantage on attack rolls when attacking after falling a certain distance.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>Able to revert falling damage into bonus damage with weapon attacks/advantage on attack rolls when attacking after falling a certain distance.
            Orbital strike acrobat once you have some option to teleport or fly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like this one but I'd also like to see if the tumbling mechanic from this

            Thoughts?

            design could be worked in somehow, maybe made more useful in some way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sneak Attack with a 10' reach sounds funny. I'd throw in some tripping abilities too. Maybe proficiences with whips, rope darts and grappling books.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'd give them added effects on Disengage and Dodge actions. I dunno if they should get Cunning Action, but it should be something that synergizes very well with it to encourage a classic Thief-Acrobat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You make it into a DEX-based arcane spellcaster, because god forbid 5e can have classes do anything out of the ordinary through any means other than spells. The musician/diplomat/swashbuckler class is a full spellcaster, the hunter and holy warrior classes are half casters, literally three in four classes are casters and the remaining all have caster subclasses. The game has 4 redundant arcane-caster classes and 3 non-caster classes for fuck's sake, what makes you think that it could handle a class with mundane utility?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO CON DIANA

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brasileiro basado

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXOOOO
    QUERO SEXOOOO

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically pre-woke when you could have a negress character and all the 99.9% white kids watching didn't question it or think twice about it because her Blacksity didn't inform the character.

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