>and then...
[royalty-free synthwave starts playing]
>the what happened changed the game forever.
>and then...
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
I kinda hate that everything he uploads now is over an hour long. He rambles way too much.
I like to watch his shit with food and in parts
please don't watch his shit with food
>there are "adults" on this board that sit and eat in front of their computer
>computer
>not watching youtube on tv these days
Where is my government-provided girlfriend?
>He has to have a special table for eating
I dislike it too but he did comment on it, he said that he is kinda forced to make longer content because new records keep being made and he can't really just arbitrarily stop at 2020 instead of going up to 2023. I can understand that.
I just watch the most recent videos in chunks rather than all at once.
if we follow this logic he should just stop making videos on records alltogether. he just misses every new record after his arbitrary upload date.
That's silly, his videos are obviously records up to the point of the video coming out like with any documentary about sport records and such.
Obviously this means that, if a big breakdown is discovered, he can make another video to update the situation, maybe a smaller scale one.
like all fledgling e-celebs he's let his popularity get to his head and now loves the smell of his own farts
zoomer opinion.
i hate how everything has to be short form.
1+ hour videos are fine if they keep your attention. and for me his videos do
long form youtube videos are a zoomer phenomenon.
dare to explain how? entertainment media has become shorter and shorter the last couple of years. watching a video 1+ hours seems more like having an audio book.
what
says
If zoomers actively watch something it has to be 30 seconds, 2 minutes, or at max 5 (usually as a compilation of the former 2)
Otherwise they'll put on 2+ hour videos and leave them on in the background
zoomers don't watch anything longer than 6 minutes
you're right, they leave it on in the background and come back to make a fucking YT comment about how the content touched them or meant something to them even though they zoned 99% of it out
but he's also right too lol
>if you don't like 90 minute videos that means you're a zoomer who only wants tiktok videos
"if you dislike thing that means you only want the extreme opposite"
stop it
as i said. if whatever media you consume manages to hold your attention for any ammount of time, then it is desirable. i enjoy watching obsucre strategies about games i used to play
1h+ videos are a complete waste of time when you realize you could watch a movie or a documentary instead.
millennials and zoomers dont have the mental fortitude and focus to watch anything actually substantial like that anymore. its a sad state of affairs, really.
and those documentaries have a script that doesn't feel like it's an essay I'd have written in highschool
You could be watching a movie or documentary instead of posting on Ganker for multiple hours on end but you aren't. That comparison is fucking retarded, it isn't a "waste of time" if you're enjoying it.
Why would you think I post on Ganker multiple hours on end? There's a hierarchy of entertainment. You'd tell someone playing clash royale for hours to play a good video game instead, I'm telling you to watch a documentary instead of a SS video.
>ten minutes in
>he's explaining how a power up in mario 3 works
naw his shit is extremely dry and focused on casuals/background noise. ive watched loads of hour to five hour long videos that kept my interest.
If he does it for an hour + it seems to the people paying he justified their cash and the absurd time between videos more while drawing out the inevitable decline as he, like most popular game youtubers, literally only plays Nitnendo games from 20 years ago and only the absolute most famous ones.
If he made shorter, faster videos he'd run out of content he has any interest in at all, like what happened with Jon Tron
Honestly, it's not the length of time to me. It's usually the amount of actual change in the strategy. He went from talking about complete reworkings of routes in open-ended games like Metroid to:
>Here we have Linear Platform game, which was being run only by ThisFag34. His time was an AMAZING 3 hours.
>But then...
>[music queues out]
>Everything...
>Changed
>[music kicks back in]
>[video of another run that looks very similar]
>On September 21st, ThatQueer69 entered the scene
>And with his stunning technique
>Improved the time like no one had ever seen before
>2 hours.............
>.........................
>.........................59 minutes.......................
>................and 59 seconds
>[Dramatic retrowave DUH DUUUUUN]
>And xe did all of this...by playing the game a little bit better, and rounding this one corner on screen 108 out of 777
>[Repeat this 20 times over the course of an hour until the time drops down to 2:59:39]
Like, bro, who gives a flying fuck if someone drops the time by clipping the pixel edge of an enemy and mashing really hard? I want to haer about techniques and strategies, not this "human pinnacle button masher" bullshit.
This tbh
>muh cleaner execution
>muh RNG
>muh pixel perfect trick at first try
>repeat like 5 times
>this one trick is all luck
>he nailed it first try
wow...that's...really not impressive at all..
Even with really hard tricks, I'm pretty tired of all the AND HE ONLY HAD A 3 FRAME WINDOW TO DO THIS. Cause not only is the community probably exaggerating a bit, you just double or triple tap to effectively increase the window. I've been doing that shit in SF4 forever. The interesting stuff is always exploiting some new weird quirk of a game.
You forgot the bit that goes
>the skip was discovered by goober82, but it was thought to be impossible to implement in an RTA run, so nothing came of this for a while...
*1 hour of the video passes, intense music plays whilst the only two contenders for the WR battle for 1st place*
>......Tard95 just could not beat Chode58's world record, but then, he had an idea
>it was time to implement........the gooberskip
*the Beach theme from Plok plays over some generic fast gameplay footage*
I used to like SS but once you've seen 1 video, you've seen all of them. People in here saying he sticks to this formula for the sake of his career, but people are going to get bored eventually - he needs to shake it up and vary his output.
>no one thought it was possible to beat AliceFtMGoddess's time, it was literally perfect and stood at the top for seventeen months
>until...
Yeah it was fine the first 3 times, now it's incredibly fucking dull.
Hell, the only ones I can really remember are the blindfolded punch out and ninja gaiden ones.
Never watched this channel but the formulaic content is why I stopped caring about Sseth's videos. Once you see like 5 of them it's all the same.
So why do people who complain about things being generic make the exact same threads with the same posts?
Because it's funny, gay.
>frametime is like catching a bus
Ok, how would you shake up his formula? I'm not defending him but it seems the information SS is presenting can only be presented the way he does or it wouldn't be entertaining at all
Get rid of the shitty hype gimmicks. That's literally all he has to do.
but then the videos would be even more boring
It's like the one good thing his videos have.
Otherwise it'd be a boring ass NatGeo documentary about dumb nes games nobody cares.
>make it formulaic as fuck so now:
>1- only autists derive any pleasure from it
>2- Ganker can now bitch about how boring the videos are
No fuck you
>make the video intentionally boring so no one watches it and Ganker doesn't talk about the channel like they are doing right now
By screaming the n-word several times and doing a shout-out to his Ganker audience
Why do Gankercels think this is peak comedy?
because it is, reading that post alone made me chuckle out loud you blubbering moron
Sounds like you're an insecure incel.
your mother didn't seem to think so
Probably because she's dead.
i know
So you're a necrophiliac? I don't get what kind of own you're aiming for.
not my problem
I mean you're the one admitting to fucking corpses. Seems very much like a you problem.
Says you.
Somebody sure is booty bothered for getting BTFO and called out.
yeah, this guy
I'm sorry I respodned wrong, meant >630927737
me say wrong thing me mean 630927784
Sorry meant to respond to
She's trans BTW.
you seem to be really bothered by it, why is that?
Sounds like you're insecure.
For me its his lack of energy that is the problem. Watch his 16 star Mario 64 and you could hear how excited he was to make that video, even did a fun little fake out with Matt Turk. Compare the with others where its like he himself is bored with the material he is covering and is only dong it for the subs.
Passion is a serious thing. There's a lot of people trying to be speedrun historians or whatever out there but the vids where they talk about whatever community they are a part of explaining super niche shit are the most interesting.
The problem is that if he only covered games he likes he would only release Mario Kart and Punch Out videos. There's only so many of those he can make before his content gets repetitive. I think he made a coment on this a while back, I might be mistaken though.
Both one hour long and way more entertaining than anything SS will ever make.
Seen them already years ago
People on Ganker are retarded, why would you EVER change a formula that works so well in youtube? If it works, don't fucking fix it.
Which is ironic since they probably have folders upon folders of frogs and wojaks.
I wouldn't touch the formula, I think his problem is he just won't leave his nintendo bubble and that massively restricts the amount of interesting content he finds. He's got five fucking mario kart 64 videos and only one of them is actually interesting.
Maybe he should try speedrunning his explanations
I really enjoy his vids. I don't see what is wrong with sticking to the same format every time if it works.
Popular=bad, also, trannies.
I like his videos too, some of them like the matt turk one and the uktra shortcut ones are great.
I think he should do more focused videos on specific speedrunning tricks and gimmicks rather than the same old "who is the fastest" which is fun but not surprising.
If he went past the N64 it would help broaden the horizon for more games but he doesn't seem to be into non-retro vidya
Youtube content is like that. You throw shit at the wall until it sticks and then smear the whole room with that same shit until it falls off.
>Plok is royalty-free
>the perfect run was thought impossible
>until....
[sidescroller gameplay that looks normal unless you're an autist who knows every detail of the game]
>this happened
>plays again three time in slow motion as royalty free synthwave swells, zooming on Scrimblo doing a double Brimblo frame perfect skip
Unadulterated K I N O
One hit wonder artist.
for me, its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fAz9n_Os
This for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqN1D-_ceE
This guy must get so much transgirl pussy lol.
>transgirl
>pussy
won't you consider hermaphrodites that underwent a penectomy, or are you just a bigoted incel?
I like these moments, because they are accompanied by game footage, that looks extremely mundane. I know it's something groundbreaking for a couple nerds, but to me it's really funny.
They're also accompanied by moronkiller64 screeching autistically over finally doing the thing after 10000 attempts, which makes it HOYP
>On January 13th, Chris said "peepeepoopoo" on twitter and bought $75 dollars worth of onions and vidya.
>On January 14th, Chris shat his pants and went to MC Donalds.
>Get 300k views at least.
I'm astounded people are still watching his garbage 200 part long "Documentary" that barely shows anything of worth in the most deadpan voice in youtube history.
I watched 10 minutes of the first episode because I had a friend that liked it. After 10 minutes it felt too depressing for me to watch, I don't need to be happy by seeing how awful someone else's life is.
I’m completely caught up and it’s designed to be comprehensive. Everything. Even the boring stuff.
>went to MC Donalds.
I read that as M.C. Donalds.
>playback speed 2x
yeah, it's summoning salt time
Has there been a chud that was featured in any of his videos yet? I try to pay attention if any >she's are thrown around, but I don't recall any of that sort. Do trannies just not touch whatever autistic realms that he covers, or are they just not competent enough?
In one of the Mario Kart vids
I don't remember which one
So go watch them all and report back to us, sis
Most trannies don’t touch boomer NES/SNES games unless it’s untranslated rpg like “e-boi Quest: Adventure in the Pantsu Kingdom”.
He's fun, but I understand why people could get bored of him.
His formula is easy to make fun of but it works and I can't think of any other channel that channels this specific vibe. Granted some videos aren't as interesting as others so it can often feel a bit lame to see the template repeat on something that's not as exciting as the previous video.
I don't see how anyone can take issue with the guy though. He took something super niche, produced it really well and with a lot of passion and now has a huge following to the point where his vids will hit 1 million within a single day. And he hasn't really compromised on anything, hasn't done any obnoxious "face reveals" or twitch streams or whatever, on the surface his videos have stayed consistent.
His videos were great at first but they really lose their appeal once you get the format and understand every single one is exactly the same just with different game footage spliced in.
Don't like it when he focuses on the backstory of the runners and how hard they tried and how long it took etc etc. Just show me the timeline and history of the actual glitches and routes pls.
The point of the video is to be informative, not a meme video
there’s no other youtuber with dives into the speedrun community and that makes it gold
You can convey the same information ten times faster in an essay.
Ok but no one is making essays about speedruns when they’re barely making videos on it
If the purpose is to convey information SS should write essays. Faster, and better suited for reference.
He's not writing essays because he's making videos for entertainment purposes.
Faster does not mean better
some of us are visual and auditory creatures and the fact that video games are visual/auditory makes more sense to showcase. This way SS could include clips from previous runs and give better understanding of skill/glitches for the viewer.
do people even watch these gigantic video essays or do they just use them as background noise? I've seen a couple of people in this thread mention they watch them in parts but I've also seen a lot of youtube comments saying it's white noise to them
I’ve always wanted to find a super time saving glitch in a game and steal a world record for a game and then not tell people how the glitch works so see how asshurt that game’s speedrun community gets
If you want a guy who's actually passionate about his speedrun history vids because he stays in his lanes try OneShortEye. He only does vids on old Sierra Adventure genre titles like Kings Quest and Quest for Glory. Doesn't have many but they're all good.
The problem is that those games are shit and nobody but them played them.
At least I've played Mario and I somewhat know what SS is saying.
>buhbuhbuh it's not a nintendo title
Shut the fuck up. Can't stand nintedophiles. I am 34 years old and I do not comprehend why there are tens, perhaps hundreds of thousands of people like you who are utterly consumed with worshiping one particular video game corporation.
point and click isn't video games
Jeez, I mean, show me a Metal Gear Solid, Portal, Half Life, any speedrun of an actual relevant game so I can at least understand what's going on.
Why would I want to see the documentary of a dogshit game only 3 or so dumbfucks care about?
It's refreshing to see someone producing content about niche franchises instead of the usual nintentoddler vidya.
point and click games are absolute garbage
His beating Matt Turk is the high point. Confronted with a wall of records and then having it chipped down one by one over the years is the most interesting one outside of people banding together so one person doesn't get a whole record sweep in a game. Everything else is just some person lowered the record because practice or a new trick was discovered rather than an outside battle.
I am so glad that even in video games everyone bands together to stop Germany from taking over the world.
I get the whole idea behind it but the banding together thing reeks more of butthurt than it does a natural phenomena
they just didn't want one guy to show them all up at once(even though he's been within 1 record of said total sweep) so they hide the pettiness behind sportsmanship
it's like how people act like cunts and say "but banter"
The banding together thing wasn't even really 'banding together'. It was people not good enough to compete repeatedly getting a guy from a completely different catagory to outperform them when the only guy who didn't suck who normally plays their shit is busy having an actual life.
He got cockblock 3-4 times by the same dude who specifically only ran that category to fuck him over.
Its almost as petty as when Bonesaw got ostricized from Luigi's mansion for calling a guy out for blatantly lying about emulation speed (which was ungodly faster than console giving him free records)... because they didn't like Bonesaw and would rather eject him from the community than deal with the cheater
I don't give a fuck, it was certainly more interesting than most video formats with someone just getting more skilled or a new technique is found and then the time is lowered. Or two guys just trading first place.
>but that record didn't last too long, as toby112416 was able to break it 5 hours later
Stupid names like that while he's saying them completely seriously always get me.
>refer to someone as a "she"
>look "her" up
>it's a chud
every time
This is always funny. Everytime he says ">she" I internally laughing, knowing the truth before I can even look it up.
It's basically the new version of "Early Life"
why do you need to even look it up? it should be common knowledge that girls don't play video games, much less be good at them
It's hilarious how common this actually is lel
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what is it about speedrunning that gives you gender dysphoria? crazy that the studies haven't figured that out yet.
I think there's been studies that one of the symptoms of autism is gender dysphoria, there's a big overlap between autism and being transgender, some of it might be misdiagnosis too and autistic people take it at face value. It requires autism to keep playing the same thing over and over for hours. During those times they're alone in their thoughts, generally negative thoughts.
It's no secret that most serious speedrunners are losers. Whether by birth or by upbringing something is broken for them to spend hundreds to thousands of hours on a single video game.
Transition is like hitting the reset button. You may have had bad RNG on your last attempt, but now you are your real self and can start from a blank slate and achieve happiness and gf.
Normies may look down on your tranbian relationship as just two homos in denial just like they look down on going out of bounds in a speedrun record, but you know that both follow the rules and those noremies are simply unenlightened.
There's also a big component which is desperately trying to belong to a community, in this case the speedrunning community, which is an echo chamber due to how niche speedrunning is. They all motivate each other to transition as a solution to all of their problems. They will keep the charade because if they admit it wasn't the best way to solve their problems they might get shunned from the only community that received them.
Playing video games normally already has a low chance of making you go chud
Playing video games obsessively and autistically only increases those chances.
so is gender dysphoria a symptom of depression? do we treat depression with suicide?
Being autistic makes you gender dysphoric in a lot of cases, which can make you depressed.
Also although autism always existed it's only exacerbated by the internet which amplifies these symptoms further.
I really wish he'd move onto a different type of speedrunning rather than retro pixelshit. Do Halo: CE, Half life 1, or some other 3d FPS or something. Change it up. Instead we see like 10 Mario vids because he is a nintentoddler
His last one before SMB3 was Lego Star Wars, and has also covered Sonic Adventure 2 and Portal. They're some of his worst performing videos though. Meanwhile a video about a single level in Super Mario Bros 1 has almost 10 million views.
Boomers go full basedface with NES nintendo speedruns
Yeah the LEGO one was nicer to see for a change of pace. Fuck boomers and their saudade. Maybe summoning salt is just averse to covering a game with violence?
Videogames????
The videos are perfect if you're watching them while you're not wasting your own time. So like if you're on the clock
>no one thought I wouldn't push a guy to suicide
>until...
I dislike that HOME song thanks to him, and now I hear it in every single speedrun history video. Fuck him
>Guy A played really well until..
>Guy B came along and cleaned up the run
>Six months later Guy A implemented inconsistent glitch but left time on the table
>Guy B would come back executing glitches better
>And that's where the record stood until, seemingly out of nowhere Guy 3 would break the world record
does he follow along with all the chud shit and made up pronouns? some other guy was doing a vid about the smash bros ultimate version of oot and called some retard a "they" so i closed the video
There was some youtube video game essayist that did a video about some shitty moviegame where the main character was photoscanned from ellen page and he was referring to her as elliot the whole time and saying 'he' completely seriously and it ruined the guy's who channel for me. So stupid.
>has to clarify why he used female pronouns when talking about the main character... who is female
Not that guy. I don't remember his name, it was some weird shit that started with a U, Urqsomething maybe. I found his channel because he had entertaining vids shitting on the Life is Homo series and I already could tell he was a lefty, you get those vides pretty easily when watching these vids. When I saw that vid with the elliot shit I just blacklisted his channel I ain't playing those psycho mental games with the mentally ill.
this guy?
I do like his videos, but yeah, this one is rough as fuck.
There it is, yeah.
What else can he do?
It's either that or become a literal nazi by saying he once.
>ignore trannies
>nothing happens
Better to be a LITERALLY HITLER than following along these gays that'll eat him alive the moment he steps out of line
the guy he was referring to was a man. there is no such thing as being a "they/them", it's something gays and sociopaths made up for attention. you are a man or a woman, that's it.
>all of these years and SummoningSalt somehow doesn't have a video on Doom or Quake
Of all that's chosen how the fuck do you skip over these games that essentially made and popularized speedrunning?
There's at least one instance of
>and then...she did this
>*cuts to footage with a guy's voice freaking out*
it's not hours long but if you want some doom speedrunning stuff i would suggest karl jobst
Jobst told me to check out the youtube channel of a female game developer who worked on Doom or some old fps like it and it was some chud boomer.
Rebecca Heineman is based for a chud and has really cool stories
I'm not gonna listen to a clown voice in a clown dress voluntarily no matter how interesting the story is.
>female game developer who worked on Doom
how did you not see that coming
props to that guy for getting into the whole mental illness thing before it was trendy
still a fag though
never checked it out but I legit thought it was a legit woman until know. god damn.
He's afraid of Jobst.
>There's at least one instance of
I'm sure if I look through his videos for ones I gave a dislike or ones I commented "he*" on, I can find it.
If he wants to be part of the ~~*modern*~~ speedrun community, he has to. Trannies probably already have his address and personal information. If he does anything to upset them, they will doxx him immediately.
The community was in remiss
shoutouts
I don't know if it's burnout or the content changing or what, but watching his latest videos has started to slowly make me realize that perhaps speed running is just a shitty hobby and a sad waste of time. It feels like this every time I hear about one gay after the other grinding away hours of their life to beat a video game 2 secs faster than the other guy for absolutely nothing but epenis, somehow makes me feel a sense of dread and despair even though I'm not the one doing it, and then this gay does the same thing doing a documentary about it and parading it around like it's some sort of life achievement that deserves to be celebrated.
I don't know man, I think that one guy that said that speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with may actually had a point.
>but watching his latest videos has started to slowly make me realize that perhaps speed running is just a shitty hobby and a sad waste of time
it really depends on how you look at it. when you recognize it's a game and see it as a hobby or something of interest it's fine, it's when people base their entire personality or self worth around running is when it gets sad.
I'm a speedrunner and I did some hardcore "sleep-grind-sleep-grind" degeneracy to get records in the past, but now I only do runs when I find new strategies and don't care about leaderboard position anymore, because it really was bullshit for me to do that.
Yeah too many of the recent ones just sound like 1 guy was grinding, got bored, then someone slightly worse eventually shaves off 10 seconds after 2 years. When it is at least a story of a group breaking down how a game works that's kind of neat. Like a lot of stories of competition its the thing happening around it which add Hispanice.
I normally don't have a problem with his videos but recently i feel like he's just picked bottom of the barrel stuff yknow. There's not much of a story to the mario 3 and megaman 2 records compared to the matt turk stuff. its just 1 or 2 autists dominating for a while with some oldfag coming in at the end and taking over. Very boring.
he had 2 paths
>channel dies making obscure run focused kino for hardcore gamers
or
>fart out some more nintendo slop for the normie casual gamer masses and get that sweet #1 trending in gaming dopamine rush + ad revenue (plus tip)
I mean I can understand getting more and more niche with it, but I just wish he chose more intresting stories you know. It's what got him so popular, not only was it on popular games, but they had good stories, and lots of runners were brought up. Bring that stuff back, tell a good story again.
he can't do that because a lot of the runners that would get brought up said moron in some private discord channel in 2017 and his channel would be BTFO by SJW army instantly. drama and tension are hard to encapsulate when it's been the same political nonsense since 2014.
our only hope now is a breakaway movement that treats internet interactions like WWE wrestler drama and manages to contain itself on a closed circuit, but that's almost impossible when the first actions these fuckers have is write a million angry letters and reports to nuke it from the internet.
He could easily just play himself as politcally neutral and not care about what people did in the past, thats what most documentaries do and they don't get into shit because they show that they don't support those actions, even if it really doesn't matter. Twitter mobs won't care as long as they make their stance clear.
For me its The Rixler > This guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmS9e7kzgS4) who made 1 good vid then left the internet > The guy who made that super indepth multiple part spongebob vid series that's still in the works > AverageTray > Summoning > the guy who uploaded that dk64 vid a few days ago which is just a worse version of summonings
I found it pretty cringe that he pussied out of showing his face in the documentary. At a certain point, just be an adult about it, and when you're part of a documentary it is time to do that and not be insecure about your appearance like a literal highschooler.
>dont know what the fuck OP is talking about
>its a subhuman youtuber Ganker should hate
Fuck off zoomer morons.
>that last vid
Mitch behaves like how I imagine the average person named Mitch behaves
For me, it's https://youtu.be/z_NlBKngBVs
Every video this guy does is the exact same, down to his cadence and delivery
At this point I find videos about speedrun cheaters getting caught more interesting than those about world records
Liam Triforce does this but 10x worse.
He'll spend an hour and a half talking in this emotional slow voice about how a game he played in his childhood saved his life and changed the gaming landscape forever, but he does this with every single game.
Now this is PEAK autism
I want SS to make a video about the history of Super Monkey Ball 1 speedruns. There's a bit out there already but I'd love a deep dive. My favorite game to watch runs of.
Kino everytime
I like his older videos on Mario kart 64 and what not, but his latest videos I could care less for. I get the formula he’s using for his videos and it works, but the topic needs to be interesting. I really don’t give two shits about Lego games or half the other shit he covers.
>niche channel sticks with niche
>"ugh so boring do something different already"
>niche channel deviates from niche
>"what the fuck are they doing, it was perfectly fine before"
it's the same guy saying these things or is it different groups speaking up?
It's anon's imaginary friends
No you don't understand, anon.
Because I PERSONALLY find his style boring now, he should change his entire format to cater to me despite still getting millions of views from people who still enjoy his style.
>That french guy quit speed running for a year because he got a working visa and went to Japan
Oh cool, guess he wasn't actually a useless human being, he's probably had enough and will focus on his career now or something
>Comes back and devotes more time to autisming the game
>Only to get BTFO shortly after anyways
What was the point?
Was it worth it, gay?
What are some actually good speedrunning history videos you like Ganker? Show me your FAVORITES
Seeing these thumbnails makes me appreciate SS's more, so tired of dumb zany clickbait thumbnails for normal, non-meme videos
His videos are pretty good.
I went to watch an actual run after watching the video and was stunned how boring a videogame can be.
To make a video about watching paint dry entertaining is impressive.
Summoning Salt
Why the fuck did nobody call out Matt Turk when he posted his punch out records? The dude didn't record any of his times, but was still treated like a god in the community. No, I don't care if he went into detail about how he got his times. If you don't have video proof of it, it didn't happen
dude, why would he lie?
dude, chill he's cool
dude, it's just speedrunning
dude, we trust him okay
>No, I don't care if he went into detail about how he got his times. If you don't have video proof of it, it didn't happen
His details were vague at best too, which is why it took so long for anyone to beat those records as there was nothing for them to go off of.
>And then...
>Something unexpected happened...
>(Clip of a speedrunner coming out as trans)
Um, ninibros???
>"On September 11th 2001, xXH0RS3R4P3R_ang3lw1ngzXx achieved THIS run......."
>Run is a half second faster than WR
>Guy pops off and starts celebrating like he just cured cancer
>"Then the tides would change on September 12th 2001 when fegz achieved THIS run...."
>Run is a half second faster than WR
>Guy pops off and starts celebrating like he just cured cancer
>"Then on September 13th 2001 xXH0RS3R4P3R_ang3lw1ngzXx would come back with a vengeance with THIS run..."
>Repeat this for an hour
I'll give him this much, it really opened my eyes to how gay speedrunning really is
>and it looks like thats where the record would stay
>that was until a person named shminglybingly came along
>white text that says "SHMINGLYBINGLY" appears on screen over a black background
>western runner
>spends like 20 minutes sucking his dick and doing a character study on the guy
>jap runner
>gets 1 minute
>"yeah, so he did the thing"
How much information do you think he can glean from all the documentation (if it even exists in the first place) on whatever japanese nobody ran when its entirely in japanese
>spend 6000 hours playing the same game
>can beat the game faster than most people
wowie zowie who could have predicated this outcome someone should make a 9 hour video series!
>and then...
>out of nowhere...
>fagmaster64 did THIS to the record
>The FartBALLS989 skip involves spinning in this circle of Puss In Boot's boss fight at exactly the right speed to fall through the floor, instantly passing the mission
>It has only ever been successfully done FOUR times in the history..... Of Shrek Super Slam, and thus remains a mystery TO THIS VERY DAY
*dies*
>chuds are so retarded this is how they crop their le heckin' epic Ganker trolls to post on their discord
lmao you will never be an accepted part of society
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