It’s just Germoids butthurt because they didn’t even become a unified nation until fricking 1871 so they missed out on the scramble for colonies.
I always laugh when chuds talk about how Germans are most disciplined people yet apparently not disciplined enough to unify their country until the fricking industrial era.
It's deeper than you think, for example consider how and through whom swastika got into Europe.
Angloids literally assisted Hitler in coming to power thinking he will keep being their asset after getting where he shouldn't be. However it turned out that Hitler was a soldier and not a politician, so after getting what he wanted he just thanked them and walked out of any agreements they made.
Very important detail is massacre of all homosexuals in NSDAP that Hitler ordered. Apparently he did it because they were "le degenerate", while in reality they were affiliates of angloid intelligence through which it was supposed to have leverage on NSDAP. Use of homosexuals in power byu foreign spooks for purposes like these was widespread before it became socially acceptable.
>germans hating the english because they beat them in two wars they started is the funniest most pathetic shit
Yeah but this ignores Britain setting them up during the Seven Years War. They did their usual declaration of war and never bothered to send troops to the mainland while Prussia got tag teamed by France and Russia. The whole chant of "Perfidious Albion" is well earned and not a single European trusts Britain.
Britain funded a British-Hanoverian Army in western Germany for a significant chunk of the war, that army ensured France couldn't steamroll Prussia while it was fighting Russia/Austria
The funniest part about this is the fact that the majority of Germans hold no animosity towards the British. And the creator of this slogan (a israelite) was lambasted for his vitriolic hatred that is "characteristic of nothing so much as the israeli race."
>We'll never get another game about the Atlantic war >We'll never get another game about the RAF vs Lutfwaffe
Take me back to Combat Flight Sim, I want out.
>We'll never get another game about the RAF vs Lutfwaffe
There will surely be more WW2 flight sims in the future
I want a remake of Battle of Britain II (2005), it had a neat dynamic campaign
Dutch Parasite. We saved you from the grip of the Hapsburgs and this is how you thank us
History of Dutch colonialism in Asia is hilarious, Dutch there were always literally moustache twirling scheming cartoon villains who constantly got BTFO in fighting but still ended up winning the wars and persevering.
Why would he? He's the king, nobody can talk shit at him for having bad teeth. If anything he flexes on his subjects with them. It's not one man issue, it's culture issue. His wife was a prostitute, and Harry is not his son. For frick's sake their entire royal dynasty origin is extremely questionable, because Victoria was some israelite's bastard baby as neither her mother nor official father had hemophilia genes.
Welcome to angloid aristocracy buddy. You probably thought they are just as cultured and noble as continental one, well nope.
>focus on england before they get their bonuses >ottomans get too powerful >focus on ottomans before they get too powerful >france gets too powerful >dismantle france before they get too powerful >spain gets too powerful
>Gets position of main hegemonic power in 2nd half of 19th century >Uses it to constantly cause destruction through Europe, starts world war and hands this hegemony to its arch enemy on the silver platter, pulls continental Europe down the shitter too on the way down >Dissolves in formerly colonized populations
Angloids are greatest embarrassment in European history, and they will not be missed.
>general peace (in europe)
Yeah except except socialism cancer fricking up shit all over Europe with actual terrorism for all that time. 100% angloid made, cooked in angloid freemason lodges and think tanks like Fabian soceity, then pinned on da joos. Angloids deserve total eradication for that alone, and thankfully it happened and way past point of no return today.
>play HoI 4 as any nation >take land close enough to the Isles that you can launch planes >spam Naval bombers for a year >no more Royal Navy to stop you
Alternatively, spend 2 or 3 years making cruisers and sink them directly.
the royal navy is miniscule. I have no idea why you gays act so impressed by it all the time. Like Canadas navy could probably give you dumb bongs a run for your money.
Britain had a tiny army in the 18th century and the bulk of it was based in Britain to guard against a possible French invasion. 1/4 of 'British' troops in America were German mercs
>king shit in medieval europe >later owns half the world >one of key players in world war >mere decades later becomes the 'sick man of europe' >joins eu, gets better >leaves eu several decades later due to a dumb political gamble >country is fricking disintegrating a little more than a decade later
what's wrong with bongs?
the vast majority of shitskins in bongland came from outside eu. they're still importing those nowadays.
even polish plumbers and other eastern trash mostly went elsewhere (germany, netherlands etc) because bongs didn't allow them to immigrate for a few years after joining eu
I'm from Ireland. Things are pretty good here tbh.
Bongs are having some issues of late. They've been in a crisis for a decade now and this year is a speedrun in terms of "government fails in comical ways, in a headline-worthy way" so far. Economy's precarious as frick, too, and the governing party which has been at the helm forever seems to believe they won't win the next elections anyway so they're poised to go full moron soon.
If nothing else it's going to be funny, even if it's likely to have significant economic impact on my even tinier island. Then again the economy will shit itself once chinks go for Taiwan so, eh.
>this year is a speedrun in terms of "government fails in comical ways, in a headline-worthy way" >*chuckles nervously looking at how far America has fallen in the last 2 decades*
We're fricked.
>what's wrong with bongs?
This is what happens if you colonize too much without any idea what you're doing, what you colonize starts colonizing you. At this point Britain is Eurasian and not European culture, and it will get only more noticeable in time.
However, considering that somehow British social structure was closer to India than to continental Europe even before they colonized India, which was the main reason why they found each other so hard, maybe it was destined to be this way.
actually the real reason empires fail is because you inevitably spread your resources too thin, and let problems and infighting emerge on the homefront, due to your attention being abroad.
kys britroon
germans hating the english because they beat them in two wars they started is the funniest most pathetic shit
Yes hilarious, and look at you now
>a-at least we're not speaking German
doner kebab is germany's national dish
How is this any different to germany, france, sweden etc?
It isn't, but it would be if Hitler (pbuh) would've won
It different because Brits implemented it themselves. They fought in the war so they could die off. That's what makes it so fricking hilarious,
So did France??
It’s just Germoids butthurt because they didn’t even become a unified nation until fricking 1871 so they missed out on the scramble for colonies.
I always laugh when chuds talk about how Germans are most disciplined people yet apparently not disciplined enough to unify their country until the fricking industrial era.
I don't know. I'm a Germoid and I'm not all that butthurt over that.
You guys should give me a Spitfire, though.
Nobody cares about that shit here bro it's just banter
That's because they had the fricking empire, you nattering imbecile.
>empire
how are those colonies working out for you? I hear london is an islamic separatist state now
>Germans are most disciplined people yet apparently not disciplined enough to unify their country until the fricking industrial era.
lmao sick burn
its even funnier because WW2 was basically germany's attempt at aping British ideology and praxis
Nazism is basically hyper-angloism
It's deeper than you think, for example consider how and through whom swastika got into Europe.
Angloids literally assisted Hitler in coming to power thinking he will keep being their asset after getting where he shouldn't be. However it turned out that Hitler was a soldier and not a politician, so after getting what he wanted he just thanked them and walked out of any agreements they made.
Very important detail is massacre of all homosexuals in NSDAP that Hitler ordered. Apparently he did it because they were "le degenerate", while in reality they were affiliates of angloid intelligence through which it was supposed to have leverage on NSDAP. Use of homosexuals in power byu foreign spooks for purposes like these was widespread before it became socially acceptable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamour_Boys_(politicians)
They must've been really butthurt, hehe...
>germans hating the english because they beat them in two wars they started is the funniest most pathetic shit
Yeah but this ignores Britain setting them up during the Seven Years War. They did their usual declaration of war and never bothered to send troops to the mainland while Prussia got tag teamed by France and Russia. The whole chant of "Perfidious Albion" is well earned and not a single European trusts Britain.
>the Seven Years War
the what now?
>American't intelligence
Britain funded a British-Hanoverian Army in western Germany for a significant chunk of the war, that army ensured France couldn't steamroll Prussia while it was fighting Russia/Austria
>hating the english because they beat them in two wars
England and their friends you mean.
The funniest part about this is the fact that the majority of Germans hold no animosity towards the British. And the creator of this slogan (a israelite) was lambasted for his vitriolic hatred that is "characteristic of nothing so much as the israeli race."
germutts are pathetic.
you got a loicense for that?
>cant defend against small boats
It was a different time, lad.
>We'll never get another game about the Atlantic war
>We'll never get another game about the RAF vs Lutfwaffe
Take me back to Combat Flight Sim, I want out.
>We'll never get another game about the RAF vs Lutfwaffe
There will surely be more WW2 flight sims in the future
I want a remake of Battle of Britain II (2005), it had a neat dynamic campaign
>Allies with you
>Doesn't send troops
Thanks for nothing.
I always absolutely obliterate Britain in any GSG I find them in. Every playthrough without fail.
seeeeeethe
Same and I'm British.
*proceeds to never naval invade anyone*
Vicky 2 AI was special, hopefully OpenVic2 will make it better
Use Crimea mod.
>next gen warships get developed
>entire navy becomes obsolete overnight
>steals your flagship
Nothing personnel, Bong.
Dutch Parasite. We saved you from the grip of the Hapsburgs and this is how you thank us
I've fricked guys all across europe and south america and I can tell you the smallest dicks are dutch
>t. OP
History of Dutch colonialism in Asia is hilarious, Dutch there were always literally moustache twirling scheming cartoon villains who constantly got BTFO in fighting but still ended up winning the wars and persevering.
>thread about map painting game
>turns into racebaiting in 15 posts
Ebin
>national shitflinging is "racebaiting"
do americans really
>most powerful navy in the world
>btfo but some drunk with 4 rowboats that are somehow holding up cannons
>most powerful navy in the world
USA is 1st, UK is like 5th or 6th
>Allies with you
>Doesn't send troops
You're welcome!
did this homie eve brush his teeth ONCE in the past 30 years?
yes, but he smokes and drinks a gallon of black tea a day, that shit stains your teeth regardless of how much you brush
Why would he? He's the king, nobody can talk shit at him for having bad teeth. If anything he flexes on his subjects with them. It's not one man issue, it's culture issue. His wife was a prostitute, and Harry is not his son. For frick's sake their entire royal dynasty origin is extremely questionable, because Victoria was some israelite's bastard baby as neither her mother nor official father had hemophilia genes.
Welcome to angloid aristocracy buddy. You probably thought they are just as cultured and noble as continental one, well nope.
Cartagena de Indias battle. Greetings from Hispania.
>focus on england before they get their bonuses
>ottomans get too powerful
>focus on ottomans before they get too powerful
>france gets too powerful
>dismantle france before they get too powerful
>spain gets too powerful
The trick is to pit everyone against each other so no one gets too powerful (aka English foreign policy in Europe for the past 400 years)
>Gets position of main hegemonic power in 2nd half of 19th century
>Uses it to constantly cause destruction through Europe, starts world war and hands this hegemony to its arch enemy on the silver platter, pulls continental Europe down the shitter too on the way down
>Dissolves in formerly colonized populations
Angloids are greatest embarrassment in European history, and they will not be missed.
the 19th century (post napoleon) owed its general peace (in europe) (excepting a few instances) to british hegemony
>general peace (in europe)
Yeah except except socialism cancer fricking up shit all over Europe with actual terrorism for all that time. 100% angloid made, cooked in angloid freemason lodges and think tanks like Fabian soceity, then pinned on da joos. Angloids deserve total eradication for that alone, and thankfully it happened and way past point of no return today.
There was a century of peace in europe named after us you nonce broken twice briefly by the usual suspects. (Huns and Ivans)
Isnt the Autistic Map Painting Genre the genre of choice for incels? I wouldnt believe anything else
>Another /misc/ chud thread.
zzzzzzzzzzz (sleeps)
We get, you love sucking dick
>mods in a strait from calais to poopersex
nothing personnel, *nglo
>play HoI 4 as any nation
>take land close enough to the Isles that you can launch planes
>spam Naval bombers for a year
>no more Royal Navy to stop you
Alternatively, spend 2 or 3 years making cruisers and sink them directly.
>pretending to play grand strategy games with your chatbot waifu presumably while you actually play
This is next level
HoI 4 is so fricking shitty, frick you for even playing that garbage.
Just make paratroopers, drop them on a port and then send all your prepared divisions into it while using the fleet as bait. Bong AI is dumb as frick.
RETVRN TO KAISER
>GSG autist is also MGE autist and chatbot autist
A man of varied culture
>play France
>invade UK in 1836 because the AI is dumb
>then destroy Prussia with Russia or Austria
>???
>win the game
the royal navy is miniscule. I have no idea why you gays act so impressed by it all the time. Like Canadas navy could probably give you dumb bongs a run for your money.
moron
Historically accurate
>*so-called "greatest army on earth" gets mogged by simple farmers and lawyers*
Who's laughing now, Johnny?
Britain had a tiny army in the 18th century and the bulk of it was based in Britain to guard against a possible French invasion. 1/4 of 'British' troops in America were German mercs
Still doesn't change the fact that you and your hired goons lost anyway, seethe and cope.
>Britain had a tiny army in the 18th century
Not true at all.
>*so-called "greatest army on earth" gets mogged by simple farmers
Like father like son I guess
Hey-hey, history may not repeat itself, but it sure as hell rhymes, ok bud?
>*rules your world*
Rules your mind
>king shit in medieval europe
>later owns half the world
>one of key players in world war
>mere decades later becomes the 'sick man of europe'
>joins eu, gets better
>leaves eu several decades later due to a dumb political gamble
>country is fricking disintegrating a little more than a decade later
what's wrong with bongs?
>*joins eu, gets better*
I'm pretty sure letting shitskins take over you country doesn't count as "getting better".
the vast majority of shitskins in bongland came from outside eu. they're still importing those nowadays.
even polish plumbers and other eastern trash mostly went elsewhere (germany, netherlands etc) because bongs didn't allow them to immigrate for a few years after joining eu
How's your tiny little island anyway? Still dealing with rapes and knife-crimes, I assume?
I'm from Ireland. Things are pretty good here tbh.
Bongs are having some issues of late. They've been in a crisis for a decade now and this year is a speedrun in terms of "government fails in comical ways, in a headline-worthy way" so far. Economy's precarious as frick, too, and the governing party which has been at the helm forever seems to believe they won't win the next elections anyway so they're poised to go full moron soon.
If nothing else it's going to be funny, even if it's likely to have significant economic impact on my even tinier island. Then again the economy will shit itself once chinks go for Taiwan so, eh.
>this year is a speedrun in terms of "government fails in comical ways, in a headline-worthy way"
>*chuckles nervously looking at how far America has fallen in the last 2 decades*
We're fricked.
That’s the spirit.
>what's wrong with bongs?
This is what happens if you colonize too much without any idea what you're doing, what you colonize starts colonizing you. At this point Britain is Eurasian and not European culture, and it will get only more noticeable in time.
However, considering that somehow British social structure was closer to India than to continental Europe even before they colonized India, which was the main reason why they found each other so hard, maybe it was destined to be this way.
actually the real reason empires fail is because you inevitably spread your resources too thin, and let problems and infighting emerge on the homefront, due to your attention being abroad.
Why does this country cause so much butthurt and jealousy?