I don't even love my GF, I'm just sticking around because I found out that she came from serious money. That said.
>love gf's mom
Her mother intimidates the shit out of me. She has a staunch, elegant air about her that is bound to sniff out the fact that I'm a fricking fraud.
she knows what you want, Who You Are, and is already ten steps ahead of you. If you're talking about real money, they've already done background checks on you, they've already had a PI follow you throughout your day.
Consider falling in love with her mom.
Maybe pop a boner around her looking at her thighs or toes? This will complicate things for her greatly. Just be subtle so she in turn has to battle herself and her moist womanhood.
Get a picture of your GF with her mom, where the picture obviously focuses on the mother, or hide your GF under app icons and accidentally show it to her mother.
If he has his daughter's affection he's the only man in the room she can frick to absolutely conquer and stick it up to her daughter.
Anon's just walking meat to her, but oh so delightful when seasoned with youthful tears of her daughter.
She knows but won't do shit, the more money you have, the emptier you become. Are you afraid of fricking air? Because that's what she is full of, she might say something but she's too self-absorbed to do anything.
Basically, if it isn't outright her problem, she won't do a thing even if you're a massive butthole, she will say "it's her life she can do whatever she wants" as a cope.
tl;dr : She knows, she'll snob you, she won't actively do shit.
You should break up with her frankly, if you're not actually invested in the relationship, you'll end up either breaking it off at a later date, or end up in a loveless marriage held together only by monetary incentive.
https://exhentai.org/g/1899993/5488a9b226/
https://exhentai.org/g/1456689/6a3f69ccee/
https://exhentai.org/g/1240421/e005d12454/
I wasnt able to find the one I was looking in for in which by the end the daughter suspects her mother might do something and screams at her to get away from her boyfriend but it's already too late.
>you will never dress up in your mom's clothes >you will never feel her too small panties riding up your ample buttcheeks, giving you a tight wedgie >you will never put on her skirt, it's smaller size bearly covering your ass and neither regions, it's tighness around the waist giving you a muffin top >you will never feel her top squeezing your chest, bursting at the seams on your bigger, fuller body >you will never see your midriff nicely exposed by your mom's small attire >you will never use her makeup, transforming your face into that of her - but more bolder, more refined, more confident >you will never greet your dad, arriving late from work >you will never trick him with your disguise >your dad will never kiss you on the lips, his tounge full of love, exploring your mouth >he will never carry you bridal-style to the master bedroom >he will never throw you on the bed, gently, but with force >you will never unzip your dad's jeans, exposing his big, veiny wiener to the outside world >you will never give your dad the best blowjob of his life >you will never feel his strong arms - that once carried you, that onced held you when you were learing how to walk - holding you tight by your hair >you will never feel his hot seed shooting straight into your throat >your dad will never see his beautiful "wife" swallowing his cum with glee >you will never see your dad so happy and content with his life >your dad will never see you so happy
Why even live at this point?
>tfw my gf's mother is hotter than her
What to do? Cheat on my gf with her mother or marry her and wait a few decades to get the milf?
marry your gf, then her mom will fug you the nights your gf isn't willing
>>tfw my gf's mother is hotter than her
I know this feel
>tfw my gf's mother is hideous
i'm fricked, aren't i
Just make sure she works out anon
just don't marry her, ez pz
>cheat on my gf with her mother
Do you think you actually have a chance with her mom?
yes, we are very close
I heard that the mom is how the daughter will look like in the future. How true is that?
runefactory.jpg
erytimee
God Shrek 1 was goated
actual hearty kek
>Love interest is identical to the protagonist's mother
What did DMC mean by this?
Trish isn't Dante's love interest at all.
Do girls oppose the idea of threesome with their mothers/daughters if you're a good seducer/groomer?
I don't even love my GF, I'm just sticking around because I found out that she came from serious money. That said.
>love gf's mom
Her mother intimidates the shit out of me. She has a staunch, elegant air about her that is bound to sniff out the fact that I'm a fricking fraud.
dick
duality of man
One guy is a simp/troon/woman/pussy whipped beta b***hboi that will never score.
Yeah, it's the guy still saying chad in 2021.
>current year meme
Based.
Cringe.
(You)
chad
Mad respect, king. Don't frick that up, it's once in a lifetime chance.
>finds himself in a Kaiji-like rom-com IRL
not so bad weeb, not so bad at all.
Based
she knows what you want, Who You Are, and is already ten steps ahead of you. If you're talking about real money, they've already done background checks on you, they've already had a PI follow you throughout your day.
Consider falling in love with her mom.
Maybe pop a boner around her looking at her thighs or toes? This will complicate things for her greatly. Just be subtle so she in turn has to battle herself and her moist womanhood.
Get a picture of your GF with her mom, where the picture obviously focuses on the mother, or hide your GF under app icons and accidentally show it to her mother.
Please, she's a rich older woman, if she wanted a young man's wiener, she could buy a much nicer one than anon's.
If he has his daughter's affection he's the only man in the room she can frick to absolutely conquer and stick it up to her daughter.
Anon's just walking meat to her, but oh so delightful when seasoned with youthful tears of her daughter.
Don't take any advice from here. Anons want to frick your shit up for laughs. Roll with it, and enjoy being financially stable.
i'm already laughing knowing he'll stick for the money
At least you have a gf
She knows but won't do shit, the more money you have, the emptier you become. Are you afraid of fricking air? Because that's what she is full of, she might say something but she's too self-absorbed to do anything.
Basically, if it isn't outright her problem, she won't do a thing even if you're a massive butthole, she will say "it's her life she can do whatever she wants" as a cope.
tl;dr : She knows, she'll snob you, she won't actively do shit.
>gf has money
Marry her LMAO
I'm not joking
I imagine you as Ethan Winters.
based
I wonder how bad the situation could become if she discovers it
>getting with someone for money
Are you a woman?
Just transition already
obsessed, holy shit
you can stop projecting now, it's ok
>getting with someone for ~~*(love*~~)
lol, enjoy your devastating divorce.
>anon so jaded he thinks love is a israeli conspiracy
Sad!
Black person just wank and tell me how much in love are you.
Love is wanting to be around the person even after jerking off
And watching pigs fly afterwards?
You should break up with her frankly, if you're not actually invested in the relationship, you'll end up either breaking it off at a later date, or end up in a loveless marriage held together only by monetary incentive.
>tfw you find a doujin where the mother is way hotter than the girlfriend and she cucks her daughter
Fricking proof
https://nhentai.net/g/128994/
inb4 >nhentai
The only one still on sadpanda is in Portuguese.
https://exhentai.org/g/1899993/5488a9b226/
https://exhentai.org/g/1456689/6a3f69ccee/
https://exhentai.org/g/1240421/e005d12454/
I wasnt able to find the one I was looking in for in which by the end the daughter suspects her mother might do something and screams at her to get away from her boyfriend but it's already too late.
Right, she is just a friend and nothing else, the name of the song at the end called Seeds of Love talks about friendship.
SNEEDS of love.
Fricking nice, thanks anons
There are 4 Devil May Cry games after DMC 1 you know?
>574502051
>muh you dopamine
seething
Thanks for the you.
Sure, anon. Let me guess you make twice he does?
>Thanks for the you.
Anytime, king.
>you will never dress up in your mom's clothes
>you will never feel her too small panties riding up your ample buttcheeks, giving you a tight wedgie
>you will never put on her skirt, it's smaller size bearly covering your ass and neither regions, it's tighness around the waist giving you a muffin top
>you will never feel her top squeezing your chest, bursting at the seams on your bigger, fuller body
>you will never see your midriff nicely exposed by your mom's small attire
>you will never use her makeup, transforming your face into that of her - but more bolder, more refined, more confident
>you will never greet your dad, arriving late from work
>you will never trick him with your disguise
>your dad will never kiss you on the lips, his tounge full of love, exploring your mouth
>he will never carry you bridal-style to the master bedroom
>he will never throw you on the bed, gently, but with force
>you will never unzip your dad's jeans, exposing his big, veiny wiener to the outside world
>you will never give your dad the best blowjob of his life
>you will never feel his strong arms - that once carried you, that onced held you when you were learing how to walk - holding you tight by your hair
>you will never feel his hot seed shooting straight into your throat
>your dad will never see his beautiful "wife" swallowing his cum with glee
>you will never see your dad so happy and content with his life
>your dad will never see you so happy
Why even live at this point?