Another 7/10 TOTK review..

Gamereactor Finland lays down the law:

"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"

https://www.gamereactor.fi/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-on-mahtava-hiekkalaatikko-puuhasteluun-1048163/

another 7/10?? whats going on

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
    If they actually said this, they didn't play the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so desperate for validation you pull out some random review
      pathetic

      >Random outlet makes up bullshit to get clickbait
      Yeah, just keep it out. It makes nintendo's job easier to filter all the garbage sites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Random outlet makes up bullshit to get clickbait
      Yeah, just keep it out. It makes nintendo's job easier to filter all the garbage sites

      Explain how they're wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        play the game and you'll know, snoychud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game is literally not the way they explain it to be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is.
          >The game focuses more on sandbox elements than anything else, which detracts from it feeling like an adventure
          True
          >The game has bad writing and frequently bad voice acting, and a lame soundtrack
          True

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because
        >great game for fans, but not so much for anyone else
        implies they're speaking for non-Zelda fans and they represent them, but
        >without anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great
        suggests they actually are Zelda fans and are familiar with previous games.
        It's a contradiction and means they're just talking shit in hopes of views and clicks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's only a contradiction if you assume people aren't capable of being objective in their analysis and criticism of something despite their positive biases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's only a contradiction if you assume people are capable
            FTFY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you need to be a cocksucker fanboy to play a game?
          fucking retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it before you did and for free and what he (she/her) says is true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this pretty much, and adding more menus to the gameplay doesn't really help.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so desperate for validation you pull out some random review
    pathetic

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Random outlet makes up bullshit to get clickbait
    Yeah, just keep it out. It makes nintendo's job easier to filter all the garbage sites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >random outlet
      >#1 biggest gaming industry leader in Finland

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finland is a literal who country though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Finland controlled half the fucking planet, and that was back when there were 2 more continents

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WE WUZ ESKIMOS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the actual fuck are you talking about Finland has never controlled anything

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fucking Americans I swear
              https://files.catbox.moe/lry922.png

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >past tense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok you've emptied your trashbin Sven now go back to your one room apartment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >biggest in Finland (lol)
        >which makes it #48755638 in the world
        nobody gives a shit a bout your literal who nation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The title of "Finland's Biggest Gaming Website" is no more impressive than the title of "World's Smartest Termite"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Finnbög försöker hävda sig
        >gråter fortfarande efter förlusten mot Sverige i Eurovision
        >gråter fortfarande efter förlusten mot Sverige i Hockey
        When will Finland stop losing? When the world has ended and there’s only them and cockroaches left because Turks don’t play Hockey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fingols
        >gaming
        Pick 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of cope in reply to this post is hilarious to me. Toddlers will do anything to defend their holy cow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next you’ll claim that you regularly reads finish news

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fingols
        >gaming
        Pick 1.

        Finn here
        99% of Finns play CSGO / Fortnite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So they are playing vidya? Nothing wrong then. Actually even better than those who play JRPG animes and Nintendo waggle2 toys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      outlet
      Right. You should only trust fair and balanced experts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet still less insane than the average Gankerermin, such as you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you should trust yourself. Well, not literally you as that led you to HRT and castration, but you can trust me when I say that the game is good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You should trust yourself.
          Yeah, the dlc is dogshit.
          t. played on PC before you, tendie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tendie
            What is this console war gayry? Isn’t that something that children did back in the 90’s?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Isn’t that something that children did back in the 90’s?
              Yes, and it was glorious and superior to what Ganker is now, tourist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You try so hard to fit in, but you tryhards are the cancer that is killing Ganker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're only allowed to console war against everyone but Nintendo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are allowed to be a gay on /lgbt/ or on /r/eddit, so go there instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's for Nintendo fans with their sissy hypno game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Ah, what a witty retort.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You try so hard to fit in
                I was here before your inbred mom got raped by your inbred daddy, tourist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And still after all this time you still have to try. You’ve wasted your time here even more than the typical Gankerirgin

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Console wars are/were peak Ganker. Of course you wouldn't know because all modern console gave up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is so fucking pathetic. How the fuck this is allowed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bribery.
          How else are the Metacritic servers going to stay up without money?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When people make jokes about nintendo bonus it is even worse because you not only have the bonus, but whole journos that are called NINTENDO LIFE giving 10/10s.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is so fucking pathetic. How the fuck this is allowed.

        Bribery.
        How else are the Metacritic servers going to stay up without money?

        Uuuuuhhhh... Sonysistas.....?????

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this retard, i also think sony shouldnt do this. But the fact of the first thing you used to defend a shady practice of nintendo is to say MUH SONY
          YOU FUCKING RETARD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            keep sneething n weepin snoysister!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No one cares about fansites doing reviews
            >No one is scouring the publications when a Sony game comes out
            >*Nintendo exclusive releases*
            >HOLY FUCKING SHIT NINTENDO BONUS IS REAL WHAT THE HECK! HOW IS THIS HECKIN ALLOWED!?!?!? OH MY HECKING GAWD!!!!! LITERAL HECKIN garden gnomeS!!!!!! HOW CAN TENDIES DEFEND THEIR SHADY, ANTICONSUMER PRACTICES?????? *proceeds to spam the screen in every thread for weeks*
            >No, every system has fansites doing reviews
            >SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE HECK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate nu-Sony and started with Nintendo all the way from the NES Mario Bros bundle with Duck Hunt. I know Nintendo bribes. It's business tactics and makes sense to manipulate the masses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think at this point we can safely disregard any sub-90% review for TotK as blatant trolling. And even that's pushing it, like you really better be able to eloquently justify anything under a 95.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, the honeymoon period is fading

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    Why are tendies so threatened by anyone breaking their echochamber?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breaking their echochamber
      >goes on to get a journo fired for giving his favorite moviegame a 8/10
      Snoys can never stop projecting their insanity onto virtually everything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >talks about projecting his insanity
        >accuses anyone criticisim tendo to be a sony fan

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest gripe with the botw and totk is the lack of envigorating upbeat music that makes one long for an adventure like in OoT. Everything is just so depressing all the time because the music doesn't want you to be in the mood for anything.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Sony thread died for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, problem is critical reviews still can't give it a low enough score to cancel out all the shills because scores below 5 are exclusively for buggy messes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the problem is the rating system where they rate games based off what they should be rated
      What a retarded post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >half of the rating system should be devoted to analyzing how stinky a piece of shit something is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rating a game a 1 or 2 is retarded anyway unless it is an entirely broken and buggy mess though. Just because there are aspects of a game you don't like doesn't mean it deserves a 0 score. That's completely silly.
          So yes, certain scores of the rating system should be reserved for games that actually rate that poorly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok so if 0-1 is for broken games, 2-3 is for bad games, and 4-6 if for average games totk should be a 4 since it's incredibly boring to retread the same map from botw. definitely a subpar experience

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So you havent played the game

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >direct link to article
    advertising is against the rules gay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great
    Did they provide any examples?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    totk is mid
    buy an ad next time, gay

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Great game for fans, but not so much to anyone else
    >making us wait 5 years for it
    How can a "non-fan" to be dissapointed at all? I don't think they would even care.
    I don't understand what the hell he's saying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Nintendojitsu

      He's saying he is an idiot. That's the whole point of these attention grabbing negative reviews of TotK. The review is no longer about the game but a glimpse into the reviewer's lack of basic intelligence.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/13ol3ze/yet_another_proof_that_the_new_zelda_is_just_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically linking to r/gamingcirclejerk
      >these are the "people" that shitpost about zelda all day
      glad I'm not a snoy aka chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I clicked the link, it's a bunch of gay plebbitors jerking off the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >androidfag can’t into links

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically linking to the worst subreddit in existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these smug pricks so much it's unreal

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonysisters we fucking WON now Zelda will sell 4 less copies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone who doesn't like Zelda becoming a nintendo-themed sandbox is a snoy
      A snoy would be happy that Nintendo is copying garbage like Horizon

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are two types of Zelda Fans

    Zelda fans and people who think stapling Gmod to your Zelda game is worth a 5+ year wait time

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
    Nobody really even refutes this, Nintendo cultists instead immediately deflect and resort to petty insults to justify their corporate god scamming them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody really even refutes this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The same map again but upside down and with even less effort put into filling it with content
        Even Metroid Prime 2's dark world had more going for it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i-it doesn't count

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh it counts, as another copy of BOTW's map.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            correct it doesn't count. no one stuttered tendie bitch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boost Guardian filtered me. I don't remember how many times I died trying to kill it on hard mode in the GCN version.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>The same map again but upside down and with even less effort put into filling it with content
          fuck off. the depths are kino exploration.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's as barren as the original minecraft nether.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It's as barren as the original minecraft nether.
              it's as "barren" as the main world above. combat isn't the point. the point is wading through the dark and avoiding various hazards, occasionally getting into fights with demon spawn, and exploring the ruins of a previous civilization. either that tickles your imagination or it doesn't, I suppose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would if there were anything to actually find besides harder versions of the same enemies you've been fighting all game and piles of toxic goo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It would if there were anything to actually find besides harder versions of the same enemies you've been fighting all game and piles of toxic goo
                you find pristine condition weaponry, new armor, lore, and new fusion items. what else do you want?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about characters or dungeons, or some kind of actual level design. Also, at least most of the "new" armor is just the same shit from BOTW. And "lore"? What the fuck are you even talking about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zelda never did well in any of these fields, it sounds like you want a different game entirely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda never did well in any of these fields,
                Yes it did. Most of the zelda games, especially the most beloved ones, focused almost entirely on mazes and puzzles.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >focused almost entirely on mazes and puzzles
                puzzles like...pushing the block for 5 minutes onto the switch you saw the second you entered the room. or walking onto the triangles and playing the song.
                Yeah...puzzles and level design. Nah, this a series for small children.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Play the games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone has, go forward assuming this. They're boring.

                >Zelda never had good dungeons or level design
                have a nice day. And maybe you didn’t enjoy the writing of the older 3D Zelda but the story telling of MM, WW, OoT, and even TP blows ToTK out of the water.

                "bro one time...I shot the eye switch...and the DOOR OPENED!"
                Yeah, boring games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda never had good dungeons or level design
                have a nice day. And maybe you didn’t enjoy the writing of the older 3D Zelda but the story telling of MM, WW, OoT, and even TP blows ToTK out of the water.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Say what you want about the content or gameplay, the game is oozing with atmosphere and child-like wonder.
              Even if the overworld is roughly the same, it has so much added stuff that it stays fresh for a long time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the same map but inverted

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoytrannies make me laugh. Nintendo implemented an entire new engine and system for crafting never seen before in a video game. In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW
      It's literally just ass creed climbing but with a timer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo implemented an entire new engine and system for crafting

      Crafting sucks. Imagine they never wasted time on that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stamina system for climbing was inventend by konami in metal geat solid 2 sons of the patriots, you retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW

      Delusional. We had two clones and that it. Chinkshin Impact and whatever the fuck that ubishit game is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We had two clones and that it.

        lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really had to scrape at the bottom of the barrel to find that one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gets BTFO
            >keeps screeching

            Many such cases.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Horizon did flying before TotK, who is copying who now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Horizon did flying before TotK, who is copying who now?

                Can you hear yourself?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think mentioning an unreleased pozzed indie nobody knows and the Nikocado game counts as blowing anyone anywhere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >BotW hasn't inspir-AAACCKK!

                We could do this all day. Just accept you lost.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Ewan Moore and Jade King are of course the most trustworthy of sources. Console war tard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >journalist blogs vs actual game design.

                Elden Ring and BotW couldn’t be more different. One of them actually has good dungeon design and more that 10 enemies. I could post screenshots all day about how outspoken your kind are about disliking Elden ring.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Elden Ring and BotW couldn’t be more different.

                I agree. But Elden Ring is OBVIOUSLY a Post-BotW game. Even the man who fucking made the game counts it as a major inspiration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the games are inspired by what Rockstar started with GTA3-SA and RDR1.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All the games are inspired by what Rockstar started with GTA3-SA and RDR1.

                Oh dear

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they inspired him to make a game that isn't dogshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >classics of the genre
                What genre

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean you can hate on botw as much as you want I definitely agree with much of its criticism for being too copy pasted, unfinished and frankly: lazy but it set a lot of good precedents as well which I'd say elden ring was influenced by, from soft just improved upon the concept immensely

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it set a lot of good precedents
                Like what

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ER is simply the worst Souls game. And Souls-shit was always just ADHD action gayry, now with pointless padding skewing the available paths for no reason.

                BotW is the near-perfect adventure game, where the combat is fortunately a very secondary aspect.
                But even if you'd want to focus only on killing things, BotW's overwhelming amount of integrated systems / simulations and overall interaction with the game world makes it instantly far more thrilling to play than any Souls game ever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro really pulled out a cellphone game to prove me wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system
      You mean every PC early access game since like 2011

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmmmm Nintenbros??? Are there any more Nintendo fansites that can give a few more perfect 100s to counteract this????

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the reviewer is kinda retarded. he says he has never played a zelda game before and says he was expecting a proper narrative experience but the game is a weird sandbox game with sliver of story on the background. also says the music sucks and that vast majority of the game's soundscape consisting of link's grunting is stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack does kinda suck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the best OST in a Zelda game since LttP. The molduga battle theme and the final level wind temple theme are the best songs I've heard in the series.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no. it has nowhere near the emotional impact of oot or the grand adventure feel of ww. if anything the tinkly piano detracts from the experience by framing everything as weak and inconsequential.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no. it has nowhere near the emotional impact of oot
            Yes. You're just an idiot blinded by nostalgia. The OST of OoT sucked. You having attachment to it because you played it as a kind doesn't make lacking music any better.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very nice Timmy, come back when you have an actual argument.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The OST of OoT sucked.
              >pieces from the OST of OoT has been featured in pretty much every Zelda game since
              I agree that TOTK has a great soundtrack but come on, what is this slander?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from the OST of OoT has been featured in pretty much every Zelda game since
                Link also hums them while cooking in TotK.
                I can't imagine any of the Switch Zelda themes other than maybe Tarrey Town re-appearing in future iterations of the series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the level Tears of the DLC keks are at? Insulting an OST so iconic it’s literally recognizable even by those who never touched the game? lol trash game produces trash fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > he says he has never played a zelda game before and says he was expecting a proper narrative experience but the game is a weird sandbox game with sliver of story on the background.
      His expectations were entirely in line with most zelda games, and he was rightfully disappointed when instead he got roblox. And the music IS shit.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7/10 i was laughed at

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet the majority of non nintendo reviews all line up with these "shill" ones and not the 7/10 given by attention seeking trannies like Jim Sterling? Why is this discord xister?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure some outlets just give bad scores to get more attention to them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why isnt the 7/10 included in the aggregate score then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metacritic gives more weight to the "important" critic outlets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying most outlets wouldn't sell their souls for some extra attention
      tendieanon, I...

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RE4 is gonna win GotY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically thinking geoff will want to deal with a bunch of arsonist nintendo fans who will light his house on fire if they don't get what they want again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's his chance to stick it to Crowbcat. Also, Capcoms never won it yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I enjoyed RE4 (and it was the most fun I've had mechanically playing a game since 2021) it does not deserve the win over totk. What nintendo pulled off with such limited hardware is nothing short of black magic. The game runs disturbingly well and the physics engine is both robust and similarly disturbingly bug free. You're expecting jank because your expectations are based on video games and it surprises the hell out of you by being remarkably consistent and jank free. On a technical level alone totk deserves the win. If only we had other AAA devs that were a fraction as talented. I love ER to death but it is an unoptimized piece of shit with frame stutters on even the best hardware. RE4 is rock solid and I'm very appreciative to capcom for that, but very little is actually happening compared to totk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            new 'sta just 'ropped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Armored Core is going to win because it will be an actual videogame and not a gay sandbox

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >more Fromslop
              Fuck off

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              None of you morons played the older AC games, you're bandwagoning gays who only care because From became a sensation due to souls and theyre finally leaving that genre behind for a while.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
    Sounds like someone actually took OoToddler shitposting from Ganker and turned it into a review.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious to me how some.of you fags think that having opinions on things you don't like and vice versa means that you're somehow "beating" the videogame.
    As in, you seem to genuinely and naively believe that voicing your opinions on review scores and shilling them on social media means the videogame you hate is, somehow, losing like the videogame was some sort of sentient boogeyman entity.

    The bitter truth for haters is that no matter what arbitrary average score a AAA game that sells really well gets, it is not selling less and those who are already enjoying the game don't enjoy ut less because some gaming website gives it an average to above average score that isn't on the retarded "IF IT'S BELOW 9/10 OR 95% SCORE IT IS FUCKING SHIIIIT!" metric.
    Meanwhile you seethe.."A bloo bloo TOTK is the same shit a bloo bloo it's too different a bloo bloo it's not different enough a bloo bloo"
    In what bizarro world do you think that being mad at something is a positive over enjoying something? Oh because you want to feel like "the masses" are below you so you shit on le popular thing to justify being angry and negative as a positive thing for you end everyone else? Oh if only everyone listened to the literal who nobody who is butthurt about the latest game, everything in the world would be so fucking better.
    Well you already have twitter for shilling your unwarranted opinions that nobody asked for, but, somehow, everyone needs to share because someone said something.

    Honestly, TOTK is really just, yet, another open world game with nothing substantially unique or different than the rest of all of the other open world games that sell like freshly baked bread, yet, somehow, it generates 10 times more hatred than other generic open world AAA games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blah blah blah "I'm a tendie gay how dare you insult my gay minecraft garbage"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem if you can't live with a game's succeds. You are the loset in this scenario who can't cope with having zero influence. Go back to twitter to voice your literally who opinions that other literally who nobodies are going to share and argue about for no other reasons than that you said it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fanboy or hater, you need to go outside

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Um why isnt this like a movie?"
    >7/10

    Im becoming tempted to make a videogame review site where reviewers have to post their playtime. Then we'll really see what the best games of all time are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or people will just not use it and continue to use their own sites and the existing aggregators. one or the other I guess

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a game that wasn't review bombed with a low score?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SoulCalibur had 71 reviews, 50 of them were at 97% or higher. It only had 2 rated below a 90 (87, 85) respectively.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need another nintendo fansite to give it a 10

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5/10 couldn't even finish the derary thing

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >totk
    The fact that shit like that is getting such a high score shows just how bad the state of modern vidya is.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just the fact of this formula not being as new, so they can be honest about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      esl moron you make no sense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, chud. Let me correct myself.
        GAME OF THE DECADE 10/10 KILL THE CONTRARIAN JOURNOS NINTENDO GAMES ARE JUST PERFECT.
        Are you ok now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They unironically act like this tho. I still remember them having a meltdown because that sterling guy gave a 7/10 to botw. It happened again with totk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There was a whole thread yesterday about that.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it actually makes tendies seethe and piss themselves

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone paying this much attention to MetaCritic instead of actually playing or substantively talking about video games is pathetic. No matter what you're looking for in them.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    d oesnt matter, the games journalists cabal has spoken, they fixed the scores to be 100/100, and it WILL be goty, and you can't do anything about it

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it is honestly a 5/10 or 6/10 at best. It fixed none of the issues BoTW already had and stapled a shitty building system to it. The vehicles, probably because of the hardware of the switch, can hardly move and are slower then walking or your horse. Flying vehicles despawn in less then a minute. the game controls like asshole, its just menus on top of menus. The building controls are wonky, and if you nudge an object you can get it stuck at an angle, which none of the rotate buttons will fix, so you have to drop it to level it out to try again.

    It is basically 3d scribblenauts. Sure you can come up with some super convoluted way and spend an hour building shit to do the puzzle, or you can staple 3 trees together and call it good enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. retarded gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It succeeds as a sandbox and fails in every other aspect.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fun drinking game. Take a shot for every time you click on a user review for ToTK where the user has 1 total review on their account.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real reviews are coming in now, not paid reviews

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finland
    Scandinavian game journos unironically think "more graphics = better game"
    They legitimately have the worst taste in vidya and their opinions shouldn't be taken seriously
    That said, 7/10 is a fair score for TotK - I've had fun with it but like BotW it's just an enjoyable game, not a groundbreaking masterpiece or anything
    t. Swede

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, i think metarcritic should've ignored the journos and made all nintendo games get a 10/10
      It is just natural, everyone who disagrees is an idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Finns
      >Scandinavian

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >much better than the last game
    >interesting mechanics that let you solve puzzles in many ways
    >creatiivty freedom
    >still can pass 95 in metascore
    bros... this shit is fuckign rigged

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the bros giving this a 7 and lowering the score from 96 to 95

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Totk is better than elden ring
    Not according to critics ;/

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling paid bad reviews
    /v/eddit is collapsing

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I found a random 7/10 review in a sea of 10/10 reviews!

    LMFAOO biblical levels of cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's enough to knock the score down to 95 permanently though. With a few more sub-80s it could even slide to 94.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares if it's 96, 95 or 94?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tendies do, they can't cope with their "best goty goat of all time game scoring less than Elden Ring

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Elden Ring couldn't even top BotW though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Already did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if the critics say so it's true.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhhhh.... so reviews count now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                87 without the nintendo bonus but yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it could even slide to 94.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever helps you cope schizo. The masterpiece TotK will be haunting you for years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post pics of said devs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post pic of yourself schizo.

            The masterpiece TotK will still be considered one of the greatest video games of all time when you wake up tomorrow. Your only cope is seething into the abyss on a hentai pedo board, where your screeching rants are seen by half a dozen random anons who are laughing at you. Whats that life like?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Post pic of yourself schizo.
              k

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DELETE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a miracle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the free game!

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even kidding, I think Nintendo fans are actually brain damaged. I read this post like seventeen times trying to consider this person's mindset and I still can't wrap my head around it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably go back and stay there, then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a kid.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly based. I see trendies brag about how good thedepths are. How much content it has, it’s a fucking asset flip with miasma and they brag about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the same people that would shit on procedural generation yet suck off the depths being pretty much 90% just auto generated content

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. 7 is around the score it actually deserves and what all journos should be giving it if they hadn't sold their balls to become glorified salesmen for ad revenue.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom still continuing to mindbreak people before and since release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Botw fans just can't stand the fact that not everyone loves their game. Who else clamors for this much validation

      Nice projection bro. You should cry about it for another 7 years too.

      The 7/10s that brought the score down already doing that for me.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Botw fans just can't stand the fact that not everyone loves their game. Who else clamors for this much validation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Botw fans just can't stand the fact that not everyone loves their game. Who else clamors for this much validation

      Nice projection bro. You should cry about it for another 7 years too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who else clamors for this much validation?
      Literally every consolefag. It doesn't matter whether you suck Nintendo's, Microsoft's, or Sony's dick, it's all dicksucking. Every single major release nowadays is simultaneously the worst and best game ever made, merit is entirely irrelevant to any critical analysis, and every argument for and against is hyperbolic to unfathomable extremes, all of which points to how terminally fucked the industry is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all of which points to how terminally fucked the industry is.
        It's just trend hoppers. A significant percentage of humanity needs to be involved in the hottest new thing and they need everyone else to know it. They will fight hard to make sure the thing they choose to associate with is perceived as they hottest new thing.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do u fags get switch roms

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finnish sisters, how do we get our land back...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me ei haluta niitä enää. Ryssät on raiskannut ne piloille. Mestat on kirjaimellisesti jämähtänä 1930-luvulle, ja jätetty mätänemään. Maksaisi miljardeja jyrätä kaikki wanhat kylät ja kaupungin jäänteet ja päivittää paikat 2000-luvulle. Puhumattakaan kaikista niistä sliipper-eigent Vatnikeista jotka jäisivät alueelle kusemaan kintuille ja houkuttelemaan Kremlin mulkkuja... ei tule kesää.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paskapuhetta, maata ei enää lisää tule ja se on siksikin jo itsessään arvokasta - jos rahasta on kiinni niin antaa olla vaan, kyllä se pikku hiljaa itsestään palautuu luonnontilaan. Ryssiä ei tietenkään oteta loisimaan yhtään, painukoot evakkoon.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am not a zelda fan, didn't play botw, and only played totk because i can emulate it easily and perfectly and it's pretty damn fun

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game mindbreaks Ganker so much that they have to cheer for trannies and blogs from Finland

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you go to school in the US or something? Are you implying 7 is a bad score? Coz it's not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies were shooting up schools when their garbage got 8.8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 as a metric has always been "inoffensive and enjoyable, but nothing new or interesting to warrant recommending it to someone who wasn't already interested" and Ganker has been shitting its pants over anything lower than a 10 since 2008.

      A 7 is 70%, a C, a passing but uninspiring grade. A 5 is 50%, an F, a failing grade.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show us a 5/10 or less. I'm sure there are some but i refuse to give Metacritic any clicks

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you this guy is one of those euros who think debit cards are superior to credit cards

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its like a 6/10 at best.

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