Gamereactor Finland lays down the law:
"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
https://www.gamereactor.fi/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-on-mahtava-hiekkalaatikko-puuhasteluun-1048163/
another 7/10?? whats going on
>"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
If they actually said this, they didn't play the game.
Explain how they're wrong
play the game and you'll know, snoychud
The game is literally not the way they explain it to be.
Yes it is.
>The game focuses more on sandbox elements than anything else, which detracts from it feeling like an adventure
True
>The game has bad writing and frequently bad voice acting, and a lame soundtrack
True
Because
>great game for fans, but not so much for anyone else
implies they're speaking for non-Zelda fans and they represent them, but
>without anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great
suggests they actually are Zelda fans and are familiar with previous games.
It's a contradiction and means they're just talking shit in hopes of views and clicks.
It's only a contradiction if you assume people aren't capable of being objective in their analysis and criticism of something despite their positive biases.
>It's only a contradiction if you assume people are capable
FTFY
so you need to be a cocksucker fanboy to play a game?
fucking retard.
I played it before you did and for free and what he (she/her) says is true.
this pretty much, and adding more menus to the gameplay doesn't really help.
>so desperate for validation you pull out some random review
pathetic
>Random outlet makes up bullshit to get clickbait
Yeah, just keep it out. It makes nintendo's job easier to filter all the garbage sites
>random outlet
>#1 biggest gaming industry leader in Finland
Finland is a literal who country though
Finland controlled half the fucking planet, and that was back when there were 2 more continents
WE WUZ ESKIMOS
What the actual fuck are you talking about Finland has never controlled anything
Fucking Americans I swear
https://files.catbox.moe/lry922.png
>past tense
ok you've emptied your trashbin Sven now go back to your one room apartment
>biggest in Finland (lol)
>which makes it #48755638 in the world
nobody gives a shit a bout your literal who nation
The title of "Finland's Biggest Gaming Website" is no more impressive than the title of "World's Smartest Termite"
>Finnbög försöker hävda sig
>gråter fortfarande efter förlusten mot Sverige i Eurovision
>gråter fortfarande efter förlusten mot Sverige i Hockey
When will Finland stop losing? When the world has ended and there’s only them and cockroaches left because Turks don’t play Hockey.
>Fingols
>gaming
Pick 1.
The amount of cope in reply to this post is hilarious to me. Toddlers will do anything to defend their holy cow.
Next you’ll claim that you regularly reads finish news
Finn here
99% of Finns play CSGO / Fortnite
So they are playing vidya? Nothing wrong then. Actually even better than those who play JRPG animes and Nintendo waggle2 toys.
outlet
Right. You should only trust fair and balanced experts.
Yet still less insane than the average Gankerermin, such as you.
Cope
No, you should trust yourself. Well, not literally you as that led you to HRT and castration, but you can trust me when I say that the game is good
>You should trust yourself.
Yeah, the dlc is dogshit.
t. played on PC before you, tendie
>tendie
What is this console war gayry? Isn’t that something that children did back in the 90’s?
>Isn’t that something that children did back in the 90’s?
Yes, and it was glorious and superior to what Ganker is now, tourist.
You try so hard to fit in, but you tryhards are the cancer that is killing Ganker
You're only allowed to console war against everyone but Nintendo.
You are allowed to be a gay on /lgbt/ or on /r/eddit, so go there instead
That's for Nintendo fans with their sissy hypno game.
>no u
Ah, what a witty retort.
>You try so hard to fit in
I was here before your inbred mom got raped by your inbred daddy, tourist.
And still after all this time you still have to try. You’ve wasted your time here even more than the typical Gankerirgin
Console wars are/were peak Ganker. Of course you wouldn't know because all modern console gave up.
Whatever you say gay
This is so fucking pathetic. How the fuck this is allowed.
Bribery.
How else are the Metacritic servers going to stay up without money?
When people make jokes about nintendo bonus it is even worse because you not only have the bonus, but whole journos that are called NINTENDO LIFE giving 10/10s.
Uuuuuhhhh... Sonysistas.....?????
Look at this retard, i also think sony shouldnt do this. But the fact of the first thing you used to defend a shady practice of nintendo is to say MUH SONY
YOU FUCKING RETARD
keep sneething n weepin snoysister!
>No one cares about fansites doing reviews
>No one is scouring the publications when a Sony game comes out
>*Nintendo exclusive releases*
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT NINTENDO BONUS IS REAL WHAT THE HECK! HOW IS THIS HECKIN ALLOWED!?!?!? OH MY HECKING GAWD!!!!! LITERAL HECKIN garden gnomeS!!!!!! HOW CAN TENDIES DEFEND THEIR SHADY, ANTICONSUMER PRACTICES?????? *proceeds to spam the screen in every thread for weeks*
>No, every system has fansites doing reviews
>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE HECK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
I hate nu-Sony and started with Nintendo all the way from the NES Mario Bros bundle with Duck Hunt. I know Nintendo bribes. It's business tactics and makes sense to manipulate the masses.
rent free
I think at this point we can safely disregard any sub-90% review for TotK as blatant trolling. And even that's pushing it, like you really better be able to eloquently justify anything under a 95.
Good, the honeymoon period is fading
Based
Why are tendies so threatened by anyone breaking their echochamber?
>breaking their echochamber
>goes on to get a journo fired for giving his favorite moviegame a 8/10
Snoys can never stop projecting their insanity onto virtually everything else.
>talks about projecting his insanity
>accuses anyone criticisim tendo to be a sony fan
My biggest gripe with the botw and totk is the lack of envigorating upbeat music that makes one long for an adventure like in OoT. Everything is just so depressing all the time because the music doesn't want you to be in the mood for anything.
A Sony thread died for this
And that's a good thing.
yeah, problem is critical reviews still can't give it a low enough score to cancel out all the shills because scores below 5 are exclusively for buggy messes.
>the problem is the rating system where they rate games based off what they should be rated
What a retarded post
>half of the rating system should be devoted to analyzing how stinky a piece of shit something is
Rating a game a 1 or 2 is retarded anyway unless it is an entirely broken and buggy mess though. Just because there are aspects of a game you don't like doesn't mean it deserves a 0 score. That's completely silly.
So yes, certain scores of the rating system should be reserved for games that actually rate that poorly.
ok so if 0-1 is for broken games, 2-3 is for bad games, and 4-6 if for average games totk should be a 4 since it's incredibly boring to retread the same map from botw. definitely a subpar experience
So you havent played the game
>direct link to article
advertising is against the rules gay
>without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great
Did they provide any examples?
totk is mid
buy an ad next time, gay
>Great game for fans, but not so much to anyone else
>making us wait 5 years for it
How can a "non-fan" to be dissapointed at all? I don't think they would even care.
I don't understand what the hell he's saying
He's saying he is an idiot. That's the whole point of these attention grabbing negative reviews of TotK. The review is no longer about the game but a glimpse into the reviewer's lack of basic intelligence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/13ol3ze/yet_another_proof_that_the_new_zelda_is_just_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>unironically linking to r/gamingcirclejerk
>these are the "people" that shitpost about zelda all day
glad I'm not a snoy aka chud
I clicked the link, it's a bunch of gay plebbitors jerking off the game
>androidfag can’t into links
>unironically linking to the worst subreddit in existence
I hate these smug pricks so much it's unreal
Sonysisters we fucking WON now Zelda will sell 4 less copies
>Anyone who doesn't like Zelda becoming a nintendo-themed sandbox is a snoy
A snoy would be happy that Nintendo is copying garbage like Horizon
There are two types of Zelda Fans
Zelda fans and people who think stapling Gmod to your Zelda game is worth a 5+ year wait time
>To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
Nobody really even refutes this, Nintendo cultists instead immediately deflect and resort to petty insults to justify their corporate god scamming them.
>Nobody really even refutes this
>The same map again but upside down and with even less effort put into filling it with content
Even Metroid Prime 2's dark world had more going for it
>i-it doesn't count
Oh it counts, as another copy of BOTW's map.
correct it doesn't count. no one stuttered tendie bitch
Boost Guardian filtered me. I don't remember how many times I died trying to kill it on hard mode in the GCN version.
>>The same map again but upside down and with even less effort put into filling it with content
fuck off. the depths are kino exploration.
It's as barren as the original minecraft nether.
>It's as barren as the original minecraft nether.
it's as "barren" as the main world above. combat isn't the point. the point is wading through the dark and avoiding various hazards, occasionally getting into fights with demon spawn, and exploring the ruins of a previous civilization. either that tickles your imagination or it doesn't, I suppose.
It would if there were anything to actually find besides harder versions of the same enemies you've been fighting all game and piles of toxic goo
>It would if there were anything to actually find besides harder versions of the same enemies you've been fighting all game and piles of toxic goo
you find pristine condition weaponry, new armor, lore, and new fusion items. what else do you want?
How about characters or dungeons, or some kind of actual level design. Also, at least most of the "new" armor is just the same shit from BOTW. And "lore"? What the fuck are you even talking about
Zelda never did well in any of these fields, it sounds like you want a different game entirely.
>Zelda never did well in any of these fields,
Yes it did. Most of the zelda games, especially the most beloved ones, focused almost entirely on mazes and puzzles.
>focused almost entirely on mazes and puzzles
puzzles like...pushing the block for 5 minutes onto the switch you saw the second you entered the room. or walking onto the triangles and playing the song.
Yeah...puzzles and level design. Nah, this a series for small children.
Play the games
Everyone has, go forward assuming this. They're boring.
"bro one time...I shot the eye switch...and the DOOR OPENED!"
Yeah, boring games.
>Zelda never had good dungeons or level design
have a nice day. And maybe you didn’t enjoy the writing of the older 3D Zelda but the story telling of MM, WW, OoT, and even TP blows ToTK out of the water.
Say what you want about the content or gameplay, the game is oozing with atmosphere and child-like wonder.
Even if the overworld is roughly the same, it has so much added stuff that it stays fresh for a long time.
>the same map but inverted
Snoytrannies make me laugh. Nintendo implemented an entire new engine and system for crafting never seen before in a video game. In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW
>just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW
It's literally just ass creed climbing but with a timer
>Nintendo implemented an entire new engine and system for crafting
Crafting sucks. Imagine they never wasted time on that shit.
Stamina system for climbing was inventend by konami in metal geat solid 2 sons of the patriots, you retard.
>In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system just like how every game now has the stamina climbing system from BOTW
Delusional. We had two clones and that it. Chinkshin Impact and whatever the fuck that ubishit game is.
>We had two clones and that it.
lol
You really had to scrape at the bottom of the barrel to find that one
>gets BTFO
>keeps screeching
Many such cases.
Horizon did flying before TotK, who is copying who now?
>Horizon did flying before TotK, who is copying who now?
Can you hear yourself?
I don’t think mentioning an unreleased pozzed indie nobody knows and the Nikocado game counts as blowing anyone anywhere.
>BotW hasn't inspir-AAACCKK!
We could do this all day. Just accept you lost.
Yes, Ewan Moore and Jade King are of course the most trustworthy of sources. Console war tard
>journalist blogs vs actual game design.
Elden Ring and BotW couldn’t be more different. One of them actually has good dungeon design and more that 10 enemies. I could post screenshots all day about how outspoken your kind are about disliking Elden ring.
>Elden Ring and BotW couldn’t be more different.
I agree. But Elden Ring is OBVIOUSLY a Post-BotW game. Even the man who fucking made the game counts it as a major inspiration.
All the games are inspired by what Rockstar started with GTA3-SA and RDR1.
>All the games are inspired by what Rockstar started with GTA3-SA and RDR1.
Oh dear
they inspired him to make a game that isn't dogshit
>classics of the genre
What genre
I mean you can hate on botw as much as you want I definitely agree with much of its criticism for being too copy pasted, unfinished and frankly: lazy but it set a lot of good precedents as well which I'd say elden ring was influenced by, from soft just improved upon the concept immensely
>it set a lot of good precedents
Like what
ER is simply the worst Souls game. And Souls-shit was always just ADHD action gayry, now with pointless padding skewing the available paths for no reason.
BotW is the near-perfect adventure game, where the combat is fortunately a very secondary aspect.
But even if you'd want to focus only on killing things, BotW's overwhelming amount of integrated systems / simulations and overall interaction with the game world makes it instantly far more thrilling to play than any Souls game ever.
bro really pulled out a cellphone game to prove me wrong.
>In 5 years every game will feature a similar crafting/upgrading/building system
You mean every PC early access game since like 2011
Ummmmmm Nintenbros??? Are there any more Nintendo fansites that can give a few more perfect 100s to counteract this????
the reviewer is kinda retarded. he says he has never played a zelda game before and says he was expecting a proper narrative experience but the game is a weird sandbox game with sliver of story on the background. also says the music sucks and that vast majority of the game's soundscape consisting of link's grunting is stupid.
the soundtrack does kinda suck
It's literally the best OST in a Zelda game since LttP. The molduga battle theme and the final level wind temple theme are the best songs I've heard in the series.
no. it has nowhere near the emotional impact of oot or the grand adventure feel of ww. if anything the tinkly piano detracts from the experience by framing everything as weak and inconsequential.
>no. it has nowhere near the emotional impact of oot
Yes. You're just an idiot blinded by nostalgia. The OST of OoT sucked. You having attachment to it because you played it as a kind doesn't make lacking music any better.
Very nice Timmy, come back when you have an actual argument.
>The OST of OoT sucked.
>pieces from the OST of OoT has been featured in pretty much every Zelda game since
I agree that TOTK has a great soundtrack but come on, what is this slander?
from the OST of OoT has been featured in pretty much every Zelda game since
Link also hums them while cooking in TotK.
I can't imagine any of the Switch Zelda themes other than maybe Tarrey Town re-appearing in future iterations of the series.
This is the level Tears of the DLC keks are at? Insulting an OST so iconic it’s literally recognizable even by those who never touched the game? lol trash game produces trash fans
> he says he has never played a zelda game before and says he was expecting a proper narrative experience but the game is a weird sandbox game with sliver of story on the background.
His expectations were entirely in line with most zelda games, and he was rightfully disappointed when instead he got roblox. And the music IS shit.
>7/10 i was laughed at
yet the majority of non nintendo reviews all line up with these "shill" ones and not the 7/10 given by attention seeking trannies like Jim Sterling? Why is this discord xister?
I'm pretty sure some outlets just give bad scores to get more attention to them
why isnt the 7/10 included in the aggregate score then?
Metacritic gives more weight to the "important" critic outlets.
>Implying most outlets wouldn't sell their souls for some extra attention
tendieanon, I...
RE4 is gonna win GotY.
>unironically thinking geoff will want to deal with a bunch of arsonist nintendo fans who will light his house on fire if they don't get what they want again
It's his chance to stick it to Crowbcat. Also, Capcoms never won it yet.
As much as I enjoyed RE4 (and it was the most fun I've had mechanically playing a game since 2021) it does not deserve the win over totk. What nintendo pulled off with such limited hardware is nothing short of black magic. The game runs disturbingly well and the physics engine is both robust and similarly disturbingly bug free. You're expecting jank because your expectations are based on video games and it surprises the hell out of you by being remarkably consistent and jank free. On a technical level alone totk deserves the win. If only we had other AAA devs that were a fraction as talented. I love ER to death but it is an unoptimized piece of shit with frame stutters on even the best hardware. RE4 is rock solid and I'm very appreciative to capcom for that, but very little is actually happening compared to totk.
new 'sta just 'ropped
Armored Core is going to win because it will be an actual videogame and not a gay sandbox
>more Fromslop
Fuck off
None of you morons played the older AC games, you're bandwagoning gays who only care because From became a sensation due to souls and theyre finally leaving that genre behind for a while.
>"To take a pre-existing map, add a few floating islands and making us wait 5 years for it without adding anything that made the earlier Zelda games so great feels like being insulted and laughed at by Nintendo"
Sounds like someone actually took OoToddler shitposting from Ganker and turned it into a review.
It's hilarious to me how some.of you fags think that having opinions on things you don't like and vice versa means that you're somehow "beating" the videogame.
As in, you seem to genuinely and naively believe that voicing your opinions on review scores and shilling them on social media means the videogame you hate is, somehow, losing like the videogame was some sort of sentient boogeyman entity.
The bitter truth for haters is that no matter what arbitrary average score a AAA game that sells really well gets, it is not selling less and those who are already enjoying the game don't enjoy ut less because some gaming website gives it an average to above average score that isn't on the retarded "IF IT'S BELOW 9/10 OR 95% SCORE IT IS FUCKING SHIIIIT!" metric.
Meanwhile you seethe.."A bloo bloo TOTK is the same shit a bloo bloo it's too different a bloo bloo it's not different enough a bloo bloo"
In what bizarro world do you think that being mad at something is a positive over enjoying something? Oh because you want to feel like "the masses" are below you so you shit on le popular thing to justify being angry and negative as a positive thing for you end everyone else? Oh if only everyone listened to the literal who nobody who is butthurt about the latest game, everything in the world would be so fucking better.
Well you already have twitter for shilling your unwarranted opinions that nobody asked for, but, somehow, everyone needs to share because someone said something.
Honestly, TOTK is really just, yet, another open world game with nothing substantially unique or different than the rest of all of the other open world games that sell like freshly baked bread, yet, somehow, it generates 10 times more hatred than other generic open world AAA games.
Blah blah blah "I'm a tendie gay how dare you insult my gay minecraft garbage"
Not my problem if you can't live with a game's succeds. You are the loset in this scenario who can't cope with having zero influence. Go back to twitter to voice your literally who opinions that other literally who nobodies are going to share and argue about for no other reasons than that you said it.
fanboy or hater, you need to go outside
>"Um why isnt this like a movie?"
>7/10
Im becoming tempted to make a videogame review site where reviewers have to post their playtime. Then we'll really see what the best games of all time are
or people will just not use it and continue to use their own sites and the existing aggregators. one or the other I guess
Has there ever been a game that wasn't review bombed with a low score?
SoulCalibur had 71 reviews, 50 of them were at 97% or higher. It only had 2 rated below a 90 (87, 85) respectively.
We need another nintendo fansite to give it a 10
5/10 couldn't even finish the derary thing
>totk
The fact that shit like that is getting such a high score shows just how bad the state of modern vidya is.
This is just the fact of this formula not being as new, so they can be honest about it.
esl moron you make no sense
Sorry, chud. Let me correct myself.
GAME OF THE DECADE 10/10 KILL THE CONTRARIAN JOURNOS NINTENDO GAMES ARE JUST PERFECT.
Are you ok now?
They unironically act like this tho. I still remember them having a meltdown because that sterling guy gave a 7/10 to botw. It happened again with totk.
There was a whole thread yesterday about that.
>it actually makes tendies seethe and piss themselves
Everyone paying this much attention to MetaCritic instead of actually playing or substantively talking about video games is pathetic. No matter what you're looking for in them.
d oesnt matter, the games journalists cabal has spoken, they fixed the scores to be 100/100, and it WILL be goty, and you can't do anything about it
I think it is honestly a 5/10 or 6/10 at best. It fixed none of the issues BoTW already had and stapled a shitty building system to it. The vehicles, probably because of the hardware of the switch, can hardly move and are slower then walking or your horse. Flying vehicles despawn in less then a minute. the game controls like asshole, its just menus on top of menus. The building controls are wonky, and if you nudge an object you can get it stuck at an angle, which none of the rotate buttons will fix, so you have to drop it to level it out to try again.
It is basically 3d scribblenauts. Sure you can come up with some super convoluted way and spend an hour building shit to do the puzzle, or you can staple 3 trees together and call it good enough.
t. retarded gay
This. It succeeds as a sandbox and fails in every other aspect.
I have a fun drinking game. Take a shot for every time you click on a user review for ToTK where the user has 1 total review on their account.
real reviews are coming in now, not paid reviews
>Finland
Scandinavian game journos unironically think "more graphics = better game"
They legitimately have the worst taste in vidya and their opinions shouldn't be taken seriously
That said, 7/10 is a fair score for TotK - I've had fun with it but like BotW it's just an enjoyable game, not a groundbreaking masterpiece or anything
t. Swede
This, i think metarcritic should've ignored the journos and made all nintendo games get a 10/10
It is just natural, everyone who disagrees is an idiot.
>Finns
>Scandinavian
>much better than the last game
>interesting mechanics that let you solve puzzles in many ways
>creatiivty freedom
>still can pass 95 in metascore
bros... this shit is fuckign rigged
>the bros giving this a 7 and lowering the score from 96 to 95
>Totk is better than elden ring
Not according to critics ;/
>shilling paid bad reviews
/v/eddit is collapsing
>I found a random 7/10 review in a sea of 10/10 reviews!
LMFAOO biblical levels of cope.
It's enough to knock the score down to 95 permanently though. With a few more sub-80s it could even slide to 94.
Who cares if it's 96, 95 or 94?
Tendies do, they can't cope with their "best goty goat of all time game scoring less than Elden Ring
Elden Ring couldn't even top BotW though.
Already did.
Well, if the critics say so it's true.
Uhhhhh.... so reviews count now?
87 without the nintendo bonus but yes
>it could even slide to 94.
Whatever helps you cope schizo. The masterpiece TotK will be haunting you for years.
Post pics of said devs.
Post pic of yourself schizo.
The masterpiece TotK will still be considered one of the greatest video games of all time when you wake up tomorrow. Your only cope is seething into the abyss on a hentai pedo board, where your screeching rants are seen by half a dozen random anons who are laughing at you. Whats that life like?
>Post pic of yourself schizo.
k
DELETE
>a miracle
Thanks for the free game!
I'm not even kidding, I think Nintendo fans are actually brain damaged. I read this post like seventeen times trying to consider this person's mindset and I still can't wrap my head around it.
You should probably go back and stay there, then.
it's a kid.
Incredibly based. I see trendies brag about how good thedepths are. How much content it has, it’s a fucking asset flip with miasma and they brag about it.
These are the same people that would shit on procedural generation yet suck off the depths being pretty much 90% just auto generated content
Based. 7 is around the score it actually deserves and what all journos should be giving it if they hadn't sold their balls to become glorified salesmen for ad revenue.
Tears of the Kingdom still continuing to mindbreak people before and since release.
The 7/10s that brought the score down already doing that for me.
Botw fans just can't stand the fact that not everyone loves their game. Who else clamors for this much validation?
>Botw fans just can't stand the fact that not everyone loves their game. Who else clamors for this much validation
Nice projection bro. You should cry about it for another 7 years too.
>Who else clamors for this much validation?
Literally every consolefag. It doesn't matter whether you suck Nintendo's, Microsoft's, or Sony's dick, it's all dicksucking. Every single major release nowadays is simultaneously the worst and best game ever made, merit is entirely irrelevant to any critical analysis, and every argument for and against is hyperbolic to unfathomable extremes, all of which points to how terminally fucked the industry is.
>all of which points to how terminally fucked the industry is.
It's just trend hoppers. A significant percentage of humanity needs to be involved in the hottest new thing and they need everyone else to know it. They will fight hard to make sure the thing they choose to associate with is perceived as they hottest new thing.
where do u fags get switch roms
Finnish sisters, how do we get our land back...?
Me ei haluta niitä enää. Ryssät on raiskannut ne piloille. Mestat on kirjaimellisesti jämähtänä 1930-luvulle, ja jätetty mätänemään. Maksaisi miljardeja jyrätä kaikki wanhat kylät ja kaupungin jäänteet ja päivittää paikat 2000-luvulle. Puhumattakaan kaikista niistä sliipper-eigent Vatnikeista jotka jäisivät alueelle kusemaan kintuille ja houkuttelemaan Kremlin mulkkuja... ei tule kesää.
Paskapuhetta, maata ei enää lisää tule ja se on siksikin jo itsessään arvokasta - jos rahasta on kiinni niin antaa olla vaan, kyllä se pikku hiljaa itsestään palautuu luonnontilaan. Ryssiä ei tietenkään oteta loisimaan yhtään, painukoot evakkoon.
i am not a zelda fan, didn't play botw, and only played totk because i can emulate it easily and perfectly and it's pretty damn fun
>Game mindbreaks Ganker so much that they have to cheer for trannies and blogs from Finland
Did you go to school in the US or something? Are you implying 7 is a bad score? Coz it's not.
Tendies were shooting up schools when their garbage got 8.8
7 as a metric has always been "inoffensive and enjoyable, but nothing new or interesting to warrant recommending it to someone who wasn't already interested" and Ganker has been shitting its pants over anything lower than a 10 since 2008.
A 7 is 70%, a C, a passing but uninspiring grade. A 5 is 50%, an F, a failing grade.
Show us a 5/10 or less. I'm sure there are some but i refuse to give Metacritic any clicks
I bet you this guy is one of those euros who think debit cards are superior to credit cards
Its like a 6/10 at best.