any chance we get the tech update of summertime saga this year?
any chance we get the tech update of summertime saga this year?
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>*gets 50 replies*
You know why I'm here.
Sorry but it will it take at least 3 more years. Please understand, he only makes a meager $730,000 a year.
I'll only play this game if it gets finished. So basically I'm safe from ever playing it. Phew!
just doing my part
Man this dose tastes different dox. Did you put something in it?
I put a bit of (You) in it.
Thank you anon
whew, i got nervous there.
Just doing my part to reach the 50 You's
I'm doing my part
Good job my guy.
WHY DID YOU NOT POST THE USUAL PIC??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! NOW I CAN NOT HAVE MY FUNNY MEME MOMENT!
Why does a VN need a tech update?
does this shit even have any sort of animation in the spirits at all
is for bigger resolution and bigger map
but yeah the tech update is bullshit
>Why does a VN need a tech update?
It doesn't. He's stretching it out so he can collect more money. He's been working on this one update for literally years now.
What is the tech update anyway?
A majority of the patreons are dumb. This was chosen by a vote.
>i keep voting for a Judith updated
>i always got outvoted
I fucking hate certain gays on the DC patreon. But the people that vote Judith with me are bros.
Judith is trash and should be removed from the game
It does have animation. The issue is he farmed out the coding to some Ugandan for the first few months and he built spaghetti that barely worked and now hes farming it out to some other third worlder who is parsing through spaghetti but with about the same ability in an attempt to make a code that doesn't require complete rewriting everytime theres a picture added. This isn't an excuse btw, hes making enough money he could have hired a team of code monkeys from the first world and we would have had the game done in a month.
>makes $700,000 a year
>refuses to hire anyone more expensive than a bangledeshi for coding no matter how bad they are
>Why does a VN need a tech update?
He's making $40K a month on this shitty ass "game." They'll do anything to prolong development time to keep the gravy train rolling.
Shake that money maker
The people supporting him are so dumb. If they stopped supporting him he'd start releasing things at a much faster pace.
>rakes in .5 mil per year
be honest Ganker this guy is living the life, as long as I get more Josie I'm cool with it
he’s fucking laughing all the way to the bank man. jammy fucker.
>only has a few employees
>already made enough to send all four kids to collage and his wife to financially depend on him
its one hell of a life
targeted ads in pajeet and favela countries
>pajeet and favela countries
>paying for free porn game
the first dose is free
but for only $0.50 a week you could fund me updating the game with more of your specific fetishbait but probably not because daddy patreon might take away my shekels
well worth it, just look at those
why does it make so much money
have you ever imagined everyone in your country just giving you one dollar, that would be trivial for them, but it would make you end up with millions.
Thats basically how this shit works, a bunch of people give you like 2 dollars per month, but if 25000 people do that every month youre raking in 50k per month.
I assume its made on Renpy, which runs like dogshit if you make something big and dont code it well. Ive seen plenty of patreon monstrosities start to run like shit when the game just keeps getting layers slapped on top of layers
same reason why the new RE4 will sell millions even if bad, cause of retards.
He was one of the first, he's been at it a long time, he hit a good setting and fetish, and his art was tolerable enough, SS is to wegs as WoW is to MMOs
he was making almost 100k a month during the pandemic
darkcookie is a lazy retard
lockdowns provided a bumper harvest for far too many retards
I could have been a writer for this and I turned it down because it came just as I was deleting my all my stories to try and clean up my life. If I had stayed maybe now I would have a cut of this, instead of where I am now, with my entire fanbase long gone and still addicted to porn and writing porn either way.
i doubt he pays well
>i have kids to feed
>you're only doing part of the work
>it's only profitable because i made it in the first place
>its just porn dude lmao
>STS was just a learning to code joke hobby if you aren't willing to work for nothing maybe your heart isn't in it
You're right, and he's right as well. Images are a hundred times more powerful than writing when it comes to porn anyway, people will happily jerk off to ESL translations of a comic while looking at the pictures. You could have fantastic writing for a porn game and barely anyone would appreciate it.
dude. why am i wageslaving when i can dedicate my life to shitty weg porn? i'm in the wrong business.
>ai can help with literally fucking everything.
$51k? i though it was 70K+? He's really losing out on his money
though its still a nice chunk
that was just the covid bump since everyone was trapped at home with nothing but an internet of endless porn and longform youtube monologues
but yeah last i saw he was at like $68,800 odd
£ not $
do you not know what £ means?
so he doesnt have to finish the planned content
>Cyberpunk 2077:Phantom Liberty
>Baldur's Gate 3
>Summertime Saga TECH update
2023 is shapind up to be a great year.
Any chance you gays will stop literally eating shit?
reading the thread on f95, i hope all those paypig trannies are vaxxed
if there was ever a group of blind retards its all in that thread
>all wegs have these enormous tits
>have to resort to basically e-boi wegs to get regular tit sizes
Cruel fucking world
>he hates big tits
I cannot believe I was suckered into playing this dogshit game by the threads on this dogshit board holy fuck everytime I try a weg it fails everytime. This shit is so grindy and the routes are fucking annoying and the game is TOO big because the devs constantly milk this shit for money.
For anybody who is interested in wegs DO NOT DO IT they are trash 100%
there's one. captivity
would you rather see a guy raping human sized flies?
>This shit is so grindy
You can play with max money and stats, dumbass. Only idiots grind.
Four elements trainer.
>he doesn't use the cheats
I come to this board to shit on weg goblinos everyday, probably warned you multiple times so it's your fucking fault dumbshit catmoron. Only play eroge folded over a 1000 times by a depressed jap that makes porn games to afford cheap 24/7 mart food.
For me, it's Rogue Like
One of my favorites.
don't care, fuck off
It's just a list with some of my favorite games of all time. I have one section for 2D WEGs and one for 3D WEGs. It's nothing special.
Thanks for letting me know the rest of your list isn't worth looking at!
Fallout 3 is the better of the 3D Fallouts. It is mostly trannies, redditors and gays the fellate NV 24/7.
3 sucks ass, even 4 is better despite failing in plenty of ways because it at least tries new things and the moment to moment gameplay isn't a extremely level scaled snorefest.
>3 sucks ass, even 4 is better
Not bait, it's just true. 1, 2, and NV are clearly the better games but if we're gonna argue between the bottom of the barrel in terms of the Fallout franchise it'd go 4>3>76.
Games don't age, it was always shit.
>you're not allowed to like the games i don't like
2>1>TACTICS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest of the shitty toddware
2 was to 1 what escape from LA was to escape from NY. basically a remake of the first one with slightly different setting, but bigger and with a larger budget due to the success of the first.
Tactics was a good take for a spinoff, not great not terrible.
NV was an attempt at making the best of the new era engine, but ultimately failed because you can't polish a turd.
Yea the game aged like milk and is pretty shit by modern standards. But back in 2008, Fallout 3 was kino for its time. You had to be there to experience it.
You know what's funny. Knowing that zoomers are infesting Ganker there is huge possibility that the person you're replying to wasn't even born when Fallout 3 came out and is an ubderage shitposting hormonal 15 year old teenager that is shitting up this thread.
You should check out MIST.
wasted potential: the game
it was such a comfy mystery with a unique style and then suddenly there was a magic demon man and ecstasy plants and your sister is banging the demon man and then she bangs you and you have super powers now and god loves you
>your sister...bangs you
That was based tho.
inbreeding in a comfy cabin on a wooded hill surrounded by mystery mist would be based as hell but the way they went about it was just awful
I haven't actually finished it. Last time I played it ended when you lost the comfy cabin and had to go squat in a cave. Agree it did seem like a downgrade.
>You should check out MIST.
Too many games, too little time.
>X-Man Evolution artstyle
>don't use Jean Grey's look from the show
Pretty sure Laura and Jubilee appeared there too.
The artist hates Jean so he rewrote her as a megabitch bimbo
Probably Scarlet Witch
I like the game too but I don't understand games like this. It's basically a scene viewer. Like, have goals and challenges for us to do, have failure conditions. Make shit up, like we need to pass certain classes or danger room shit and we can only pass it by having a relationship level with a certain girl by certain date. Or we need money to pay rent and we need to work a lot to get it, or we could make porn with the girls to sell to pay it off and to get better things, or even set up a pimp scenario. Or how about, I don't know, implement fights and battles and a story or something? Literally anything. It's just a scene viewer and you easily meet a girl in the morning and could be fucking her by night.
I don't agree, it needs to be a coomer game for people's coomer brains.It needs just enough gameplay to avoid being a linear VN but not too much where my hand is off my dick.
>It needs just enough gameplay
Nah, those games are hit and boring. You need an actually good game as a base
For what? These games are a porn delivery system. I will never ever understand wasting time making a real games with the occasional porn scene. I don't want to play it after I cum and I don't want to play it if I'm horny because I have to play a real game for an hour to see titties.
Hit the nail on the head. Four Elements Trainer is light gameplay and works. CoC is heavy on gampelay but works. Summer Memories was medium on gameplay and very fun.
pls understand smol $70,000 per month indie dev
any games like our red string?
i really played GGGB a few times
I have a better question: any games that are actually games and not shitty Ren'Py VNs?
Anyone paying for this scam is a braindead retard.
for me is paradise lust
there's only 9 months left in the year and you're expecting an update? don't be so entitled
>women with tattoos
>Tfw played Four Trainers up until the very end of the Korra arc where the update finished right as the mech reached the city
>Will have to play through the whole fucking thing again if I want to do everything in the same order I did last time
I don't know if I can do it bros. Is there save file repositories for Renpy games?
how long until AI can replace wegdevs entirely?
we put up with enough ESL and spaghetti code as is so it cant get much worse
2 more weeks
Get this soulless crap outta here.
That's "soulless crap," but not the garbage art that SS already has?
AI art is on another level of soulless
Holy fuck my dick.
it cant make eve because the AI makes everyone female
wtf i love AI now
give me Judith.
slampig and big nipple enjoyers are beyond my understanding
its pregnant azula
>nooooo he can't make a lot of money because.. because he just shouldn't, ok?!
Is this jealousy, anons?
$50k/25k coomers = $2 a coomer
i think the problem if with how prolific it is rather than the fact he makes $2 a head
It is a fucking scam you retarded gay.
it's a free to play game
>make girl preggers
>suddenly locked off from all of her content
>can't even fuck her in the early stages
I hate it
you can try to impregnate eve(male) as many times as you want without getting locked out of anything
shill spam thread
>no actual details of the bike
>glass bong on concrete floor (bong more detailed than motorcycle)
>using her fingers instead of a tool
never played fallout tictacs why do people not like it?
Because it is not an RPG but a tactics game closer to COMMANDOS mixed with RPG elements from the previous Fallout games. For personally it is one of my favorite Fallout games together with Fallout 3.
It's just really mediocre RTT. And difficulty spikes quite hard in second part.
Seethe and cope. TACTICS is great.
came in the same time with jagged 2, obv hated for being mediocre rpg, strategy and overall bad fallout game
>tfw it's been a fucking YEAR since Girlfriend Tapes last updated
>the only remaining update is supposed to finish the game
>the retarded dev is speedrunning every wegdev excuse under the sun from coof to depression to accidentally including too much stuff that takes ages to make and so on
I JUST WANT MY RILEY ROUTE GODDAMN IT ALL.
what is that, some cuck game?
not surprised the dev is mentally ill
It's a porn game and has girlfriend in the title, of course it's cuck shit.
Terminal Desires dev has been working on version10 for nearly 3 years but keeps adding stuff to the start of the game instead of progressing the story
For me, it is giving birth to dogs
Drop Factory and Violated Heroine
i loved roundscape
only tried it out because anon told me it was based on runescape lmao
Lmao, its not based on runescape. Tho a wish a game was based on runescape. But if you can stomach the RPG Maker combat and ugly rt, Roundscape is pretty decent for a h-game
its not even that the art is ugly but terribly inconsistent
True. One thing is consistent, and it is that ugly duck face the women like to do
i like that companions randomly go around fucking when at home
Grace is my favorite whore in this game to fuck and it pains me to know we won't get her official route for like 5 years or some shit. The cheating on Eve with her sister angle is pretty good, and that scene where you catch her masturbating in bed next to Eve is the chef's kiss.
Game recognize game.
post your top 3 WEG games my bros
the awakening(before they fucked it all up)
house party(the sexy scenes are crap but it plays like a point and click adventure but in first person which was legitimately fun)
Monster Girl Dreams
you just reminded me that waifu academy exists
and dark magic
and house in the rift
has there just been an absolute drought of honey select weg updates recently?
All wegs are in a drought
Yeah a lot of Weggers seem to be Converting to Koikatsu now
Wish the Harem Hotel guy would just fucking pack in the whole elf storyline shit already and put in more proper harem content.
how about some actual hotel content
game is basically harem apartment building
Sneeds of Chaos
Here my top 20
>70k a month still doesn't update the *unnoficial incest patch.
What a fucking moron garden gnome.
Hero Party Must Fall is the goat weg