Any games where I can retake the holy land?

Any games where I can retake the holy land?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MTW2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there will ever be a better answer than this.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ck3 and modded mount and blade 1/2

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well i'm from turkey and I dont think I'll let you into anatolia if your intent is hostile buddy sorry
    you're welcome to come visit as a friend though:)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gonna frick your wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        single, sorry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          single without an heir how bold mr anon and yet you will not be virile for long

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my mind is pure and my body belongs to my motherland, anon, and god willing I shall not die by thy sword, not today at least

            Ahem.

            It's Istanbul not Constantinople.
            Its Ankara not Ancyra.
            Its Izmir not Smyrna.

            Kurds, Armenians, and Greeks are the trinity of buck brocken indo europoors

            Türkiye forever

            correct but I like greeks

            >be a pilgrim
            >attempt to peacefully go to Outremer
            >seljuk half-pagan half-islam morons still rob and kill them
            >gets assblasted when they came with weapons
            >2023
            >islam-tards still seethe about crusades

            kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be a pilgrim
        >attempt to peacefully go to Outremer
        >seljuk half-pagan half-islam morons still rob and kill them
        >gets assblasted when they came with weapons
        >2023
        >islam-tards still seethe about crusades

        albeit your country was already invaded by muslims and you did nothing

        have you dug up your family from the rubble yet?

        TOPZOZZLE!
        Good job, fellow MAGApedes, we showed that seljuk fiend that constantinople will be ours in the coming years.
        praise kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be a pilgrim
      >attempt to peacefully go to Outremer
      >seljuk half-pagan half-islam morons still rob and kill them
      >gets assblasted when they came with weapons
      >2023
      >islam-tards still seethe about crusades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      albeit your country was already invaded by muslims and you did nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have you dug up your family from the rubble yet?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    define the holy land anon, all of earth is a holy land and should needs be cleansed from spacenoid kind

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stronghold crusader

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.

    It's Istanbul not Constantinople.
    Its Ankara not Ancyra.
    Its Izmir not Smyrna.

    Kurds, Armenians, and Greeks are the trinity of buck brocken indo europoors

    Türkiye forever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will always be a Tutkey m8. Gobble, gobble

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Türkiye forever
      You are literally being replaced by Kurds

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Were the crusaders ever good guys? By my understanding most of the time it seems like they were just looting and killing random people and getting blown the frick out by the Muslims

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I'm pretty sure they were not the good guys but that does not mean muslims were good guys, the morals and dilemmas were entirely different
      bishops and other prominent religious figures were literally selling fast passes to heaven and abusing their power, on the other hand muslims and their conquest were incredibly brutal and christians were calling the place home for at least a century, probably 150 years to round it up before muslims established their religion and took it by force

      hell, christcucks might be the "better" guys now that I think of it kek

      albeit your country was already invaded by muslims and you did nothing

      14th of may
      thats when we vote him out, things are looking brighter by the day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the gobble empire literally enslaved children as soldiers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up roach
        hope your entire family died in that earthquake lmao good riddance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
          White people really like "we are the nicest race in the world!" and also white people: "HOPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIED DUE TO A NATURAL CATASTROPHE"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was the shepards crusade, where a bunch of peasants went to liberate christian lands from muslims but instead ending up doing nothing but going round europe killing israelites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get why israelites didnt just all pack up and mass migrate to palestine. You'd think after getting kicked out 100 times and the roman empire no longer existing it would dawn on them to go back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Muslims rape and murder pilgrims for hundreds of years while regularly desicrating churches.
      >Europeans get so pissed they stop fighting eachother long enough to march halfway around the known world to occupy the Holy Land so pilgrims won't get raped and murdered anymore.
      Yeah I'm thinking they were the good guys.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EU4

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you finish the story of AC1, you can go on an endless killing spree of muslim civilians without desyncing

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