Any oldschool 80's fantasy games?

Any oldschool 80's fantasy games?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realms of Arkania trilogy, at least cover art and some ingame aesthetic

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic not related, since those shows were made in the 90's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They still had that Sword & Sorcery aesthetic from the 80's
      Never particularly liked it myself, too American

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's cool, you should have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hercules and Xena are peak 90's network TV. there's nothing 80's about them. it's like looking at the color green and going MAN! THAT SURE IS YELLO! NEVER SEEN SOMETHING AS YELLOW AS THAT BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! YEP, TIP TO TOE, THAT'S YELLOW! and it's fucking green.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hercules and Xena are peak 90's network TV.
          You forgot Buffy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean i'm not making a list, otherwhise, yeah, Buffy, Star trek Deep Space nine and TNG, Global Guts, GOD i could go on all day. Remember when TV had competent writers? I don't, so i have to download everything because i was like, 7 when most of it was airing and i was watching batman TAS. which also goes on the list.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have to make a list. Just Buffy.

              >it never felt preachy
              It felt preachy as fuck. It was all about gurrll power and Gabriel being a lesbian was the most woke shit on TV at the time. Just because it had skimpy clothes, doesn't mean it wasn't the cringest wokeshit ever. It was even the start of the bullshit genderswap trash remakes we have in movies today, Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.

              >Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.
              That's a blatant lie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You weren't even alive when it was on. It was a genderswapped parody of Hercules. Literally one of the first examples of 'here's a thing you like but we made it into a girl!' and the original Mary Sue. The only difference between Xena and Rey is the skimpy clothes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was born in 91, and Xena and Hercules were completely different characters. The only significant similarities was that they were both heroes in an ancient Greek setting.

                I am currently rewatching Buffy. Stopped in the middle to watch all of Angel. They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good. I miss actually meaningful television.

                >They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good.
                It's strange, but I never really get that impression from Buffy. Hercules and Xena feel definitely dated, but I feel like if Buffy came out today in full HD, it wouldn't be weird.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, it holds up very well overall. It's more little things here and there. Angel is worse in that regard. Especially s1 has a very early 00s style to it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buffy is extremely dated but it also set a paradigm that persisted in network tv for 20 years after it first aired. You notice some things here and there but the whedon writing crept in everywhere.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Early Buffy is dated in a fun comfy way. Later on it's dated in a bad cringe way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only difference between Xena and Rey is the skimpy clothes.
                That's the stupidest thing i've heard so far this year. and i have a poltard friend so i've heard some pretty stupid fucking things

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am currently rewatching Buffy. Stopped in the middle to watch all of Angel. They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good. I miss actually meaningful television.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want to watch it but I've seen there's a bunch of different releases, people say some of the releases are trash(wrong ratio and weird fucking colors?) and so on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the HD remastered stuff is fucking horrendous. And that's what they are streaming on Disney+. Downloading the DVD versions is the way to go I think (I'm not 100%).

                This will give you an idea but it's REALLY bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dayum

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cropped 4:3
                >denoising filters
                just

                What the fuck.

                Now I need to figure out where to find the dvd versions

                You would've noticed it. It's almost impossible not to. I was unaware and watching the "HD" version for a while before I had to look up what the fuck was going on. It is truly awful.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cropped 4:3
                >denoising filters
                just

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck.

                Now I need to figure out where to find the dvd versions

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lands of Lore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She did the voice for the main character of one of Sonys first movie games. Jennifer Tate in Primal on the PS2. It was actually a pretty good game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first nut.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hercules

    >old school 80's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a meme you dip

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >saying something just flat out incorrect is a meme

        The sky is chocolate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CHOCOLATE RAIN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What fucking meme?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer genocide when?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    golden axe

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this wasn't cancelled it probably would have had games

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need more BARBARIAN games with 80s/90s MUSCLE MEN aesthetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking love this movie
      its like watching tom paris and monica geller on some batshit adventure fever dream

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does this look better than modern . Objectively it looks worse but it still looks better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1) SD resolution. The blurrier picture makes everything blend together more naturally. Even top of the line Avatar-level CG in 4K+ resolution looks dissonant.

        2) CG used sparingly. Most of the stuff in that clip is practical effects. Nowadays, CG is usually cheaper and faster than building models/sets/animatronics/etc., so everything is just a green screen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also shot on kino film format

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just read that the hobbit trilogy costed more than the lord of the rings trilogy because they did all CG and didn't use any miniatures.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everything was cg in the hobbit which is why it looks like shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's lots of reasons for it costing more. It was also STILL a logistical nightmare with the CGI because they wanted to make it 3D too.

            Remember 3D films?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      what movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its one of the 4 pilot tv movies to hercules, there's a torrent on 1337 with all episodes and they are included, there you go, the only place on the internet i found them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was for the first, the second clip is from

            [...]
            Hudson Leick - Something About Sex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the only place on the internet i found them
          This is why I keep some old shows permanently on an hdd. I have all of hercules, xena, lexx and a very hard to find and really shit quality set of all the martial law episodes.
          I miss old tv man, it's sad so much of it is just gone if it wasn't insanely popular and could still be used to make money endlessly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vore gone wrong

      On a sidenote, it's kinda silly how there's actual lighting within that monster.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it ate a few torches before. nothing silly about that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately better than Rings of Power.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing what you can do with some cheap props, fun characters and good directing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by men for men, and that's not allowed anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao
        amazing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn
        look at xena go

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90s and 2000s chads

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    JANNY HELP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white peepel breeding?!?!!?
      >AAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME chudJANNY MY MIND IS SLIPPING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is so fake lmao. women dont do any of that when you have sex they just lay there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like someone's shit at sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way to out yourself as a dicklet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gargantuan amounts of cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Ben

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta train them. My wife was a virgin when we met in high school. She would just starfish at first but now she fucks like a rocket ship.

      Inb4 she's cheating on you. Wouldn't even care it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife without looking like a dirt bag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice damage control and mental gymnastics, retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Inb4 she's cheating on you. Wouldn't even care it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife without looking like a dirt bag.
        lmfao that's the spirit anon, based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How are you married to a woman you secretly want to divorce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A decade of marriage does that to a man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know all those "MUH WIFE" boomer comics exist for a reason. human experiences are a flat circle. we're not so different...you and I.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I train mine? We're both pretty shit tbqh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost all communication. Rub her pussy and make her tell you what she likes. Do the same for her when she gives you a handjob/blowjob. Everyone is different and people who are good at sex are just good at communicating. Once you break that awkward barrier it becomes easier. Once the ball gets rolling you'll start being able to tell by her body language what she likes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do mojoupgrade and both of you have to be honest. Also be confident and dominant. I've never been with a woman who doesn't love that when it's done right.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Xena was from the '90s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a Xena game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least for PSX and N64. Not sure if other later consoles or PC had games too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's one on the ps2, developed by blast entertainment.
        Fair warning, it's absolutely horrendous.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All I remember about the PS1 one was that it had creepy giant spider enemies and the chakram could be guided around the level in first person.

        Also, is there a remaster of Xena out there? I never actually made a point of watching it when it was on.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kevin Sorbo go full retard? Typical culture war brain worms?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Source you dumb moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she would have been a perfect wonder woman

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved these 2 series. I always wanted to see Hercules fuck Xena

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hudson Leick - Something About Sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noice!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Man I really wish I could have sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pay and use protection or hang out in dark alleys and wait for the right opportunity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I lost my virginity to an escort and have spent the last 2 months worried about HIV so no more hookers for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get tested and wear rubbers, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got tested 2 times so far but I read you gotta wait 3 months to be sure of the results
            >wear rubbers
            I did but not when she sucked me off. Anyway I already said enough, don't fuck hookers bros.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't tell you you're fine but it won't be the worst, don't worry too much.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              HIV from penis-in-vagina sex is INCREDIBLY unlikely.
              HIV from a condomless blowjob even LESS unlikely, unless it was a shitty crackwhore with her mouth filled with cuts AND your penis also had cuts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get tested and wear rubbers, anon.

        Okay, but how does one actually get an escort for someone living in a U.S east coast city?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just be yourself

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules was the better show and I'm tired of pretending its not.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about good games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THis was a pretty good game for adventure of the week as you roam around Greece with a BOAT/Crew ( I wish they did more with that tbh)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 1 had heavy 80s touch. More than Demons Souls.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xena had strong women and lesbians and it never felt preachy
    Why can't modern entertainment be like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by men for men, and that's not allowed anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was made to look cool for men. Badass chicks were sexy and not obnoxious, lesbians were hot and still wanted a man etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it never felt preachy
      It felt preachy as fuck. It was all about gurrll power and Gabriel being a lesbian was the most woke shit on TV at the time. Just because it had skimpy clothes, doesn't mean it wasn't the cringest wokeshit ever. It was even the start of the bullshit genderswap trash remakes we have in movies today, Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely was preachy as fuck and Gabrielle was the worst character. My dad is still mad about her character existing and ruining the show with her dykeshit. He has not watched the show in 20 years but if you bring up Hercules in any context he will talk about how great the tv movies were, how much he liked that Armand Assante Odyssey miniseries, and then go off on how Gabrielle began the end of TV for 10 minutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xena had a few very preachy moments. It was just like 6 seasons long - and this was the days when a a season was like 24 eps not this modern era where its fucking 8-12 lazy sacks of shit - so by sheer quantity the preachy stuff got covered by a lot of fights and stuff

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come 90s tv shows were so fun and light hearted compared to modern shows? Seems like everyone was just having a laugh in the 90s and not taking anything too serious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Game of Thrones. Everything after that started trying to be super edgy, with washed out color filters and super serious plot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Game of Thrones. Everything after that started trying to be super edgy, with washed out color filters and super serious plot.

      Most shows being episodic also helped. Now everyone hates that style of storytelling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And retards thing that liking muscle women is gay, when we all grew up watching this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xena isn't a musclewoman. She's quite slim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is Lucy so goofy and yet so sexy and imposing at the same time?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because she's my waifu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Xena was one of a kind. Noone has recaptured what she did.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WELL worth the punch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      economy was still doing good and 9/11 didn't happen yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cultural Marxism in institutions, people got indoctrinated in college and then they started shaping the culture once they got out and started having power on the job.
      Also media redirection after Occupy towards woke shit.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one was more kino?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xenas opening was more kino because it didn't have as much voice over talking over it, that's the only deciding factor, and it had slightly better music

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce campbell had a fun character in xena and hercules, I made a compilation of him a while back for a friend since he liked him but there was basically nothing on youtube.
    https://vimeo.com/751299715

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his character is just robin hood but instead of singing tunes and tales he just yodels while flying away

      kino

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with a German girl who looked exactly like young Lucy Lawless. She had unusual opinions though. She was religious and didn't believe in sex before marriage and used to go to mass every weekend and she made strange casually racist comments about black people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not bait. I only worked with her for about 6 or 7 months. She went back to Germany.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a keeper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, morons do be looking funny sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't propose to her? What a gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to marry a religious (low IQ) person?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good question. Marry a slut who's had 50 cocks down her throat and even more in her ass instead. What was I thinking?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is also an example of a low IQ person. You need to get higher standards, dude.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy Lawless goes full nude in that Spartacus show. She's so insanely hot

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is the only good off topic board

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA SEX WITH XENA

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only fags liked Xena, Hercules is the Chad choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Implying anyone who saw these had any choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a choice, I didn't watch Xena. I really hated it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Blind irrational hatred? Tell us

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to get Xena gf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be a chad demi God or a chad God.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody with photoshop, please put the green smell lines coming up from her pit and into his nostrils..lol

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a pulpy fantasy/sci-fi game set in a thinly veiled Barsoom ripoff. Half the authors in that time period were doing that anyway so it'd just make it even more authentic.

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