Any oldschool 80's fantasy games?

Any oldschool 80's fantasy games?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realms of Arkania trilogy, at least cover art and some ingame aesthetic

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pic not related, since those shows were made in the 90's.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They still had that Sword & Sorcery aesthetic from the 80's
      Never particularly liked it myself, too American

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's cool, you should have a nice day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hercules and Xena are peak 90's network TV. there's nothing 80's about them. it's like looking at the color green and going MAN! THAT SURE IS YELLO! NEVER SEEN SOMETHING AS YELLOW AS THAT BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! YEP, TIP TO TOE, THAT'S YELLOW! and it's fricking green.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hercules and Xena are peak 90's network TV.
          You forgot Buffy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i mean i'm not making a list, otherwhise, yeah, Buffy, Star trek Deep Space nine and TNG, Global Guts, GOD i could go on all day. Remember when TV had competent writers? I don't, so i have to download everything because i was like, 7 when most of it was airing and i was watching batman TAS. which also goes on the list.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have to make a list. Just Buffy.

              >it never felt preachy
              It felt preachy as frick. It was all about gurrll power and Gabriel being a lesbian was the most woke shit on TV at the time. Just because it had skimpy clothes, doesn't mean it wasn't the cringest wokeshit ever. It was even the start of the bullshit genderswap trash remakes we have in movies today, Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.

              >Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.
              That's a blatant lie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You weren't even alive when it was on. It was a genderswapped parody of Hercules. Literally one of the first examples of 'here's a thing you like but we made it into a girl!' and the original Mary Sue. The only difference between Xena and Rey is the skimpy clothes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was born in 91, and Xena and Hercules were completely different characters. The only significant similarities was that they were both heroes in an ancient Greek setting.

                I am currently rewatching Buffy. Stopped in the middle to watch all of Angel. They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good. I miss actually meaningful television.

                >They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good.
                It's strange, but I never really get that impression from Buffy. Hercules and Xena feel definitely dated, but I feel like if Buffy came out today in full HD, it wouldn't be weird.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, it holds up very well overall. It's more little things here and there. Angel is worse in that regard. Especially s1 has a very early 00s style to it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Buffy is extremely dated but it also set a paradigm that persisted in network tv for 20 years after it first aired. You notice some things here and there but the whedon writing crept in everywhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Early Buffy is dated in a fun comfy way. Later on it's dated in a bad cringe way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The only difference between Xena and Rey is the skimpy clothes.
                That's the stupidest thing i've heard so far this year. and i have a poltard friend so i've heard some pretty stupid fricking things

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I am currently rewatching Buffy. Stopped in the middle to watch all of Angel. They are somewhat dated obviously but those shows are so damn good. I miss actually meaningful television.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I want to watch it but I've seen there's a bunch of different releases, people say some of the releases are trash(wrong ratio and weird fricking colors?) and so on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the HD remastered stuff is fricking horrendous. And that's what they are streaming on Disney+. Downloading the DVD versions is the way to go I think (I'm not 100%).

                This will give you an idea but it's REALLY bad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                dayum

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >cropped 4:3
                >denoising filters
                just

                What the frick.

                Now I need to figure out where to find the dvd versions

                You would've noticed it. It's almost impossible not to. I was unaware and watching the "HD" version for a while before I had to look up what the frick was going on. It is truly awful.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >cropped 4:3
                >denoising filters
                just

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick.

                Now I need to figure out where to find the dvd versions

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lands of Lore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She did the voice for the main character of one of Sonys first movie games. Jennifer Tate in Primal on the PS2. It was actually a pretty good game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My first nut.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hercules

    >old school 80's

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a meme you dip

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >saying something just flat out incorrect is a meme

        The sky is chocolate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          CHOCOLATE RAIN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking meme?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer genocide when?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    golden axe

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this wasn't cancelled it probably would have had games

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need more BARBARIAN games with 80s/90s MUSCLE MEN aesthetic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking love this movie
      its like watching tom paris and monica geller on some batshit adventure fever dream

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why does this look better than modern . Objectively it looks worse but it still looks better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1) SD resolution. The blurrier picture makes everything blend together more naturally. Even top of the line Avatar-level CG in 4K+ resolution looks dissonant.

        2) CG used sparingly. Most of the stuff in that clip is practical effects. Nowadays, CG is usually cheaper and faster than building models/sets/animatronics/etc., so everything is just a green screen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also shot on kino film format

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just read that the hobbit trilogy costed more than the lord of the rings trilogy because they did all CG and didn't use any miniatures.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            everything was cg in the hobbit which is why it looks like shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's lots of reasons for it costing more. It was also STILL a logistical nightmare with the CGI because they wanted to make it 3D too.

            Remember 3D films?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      what movie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its one of the 4 pilot tv movies to hercules, there's a torrent on 1337 with all episodes and they are included, there you go, the only place on the internet i found them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that was for the first, the second clip is from

            [...]
            Hudson Leick - Something About Sex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the only place on the internet i found them
          This is why I keep some old shows permanently on an hdd. I have all of hercules, xena, lexx and a very hard to find and really shit quality set of all the martial law episodes.
          I miss old tv man, it's sad so much of it is just gone if it wasn't insanely popular and could still be used to make money endlessly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vore gone wrong

      On a sidenote, it's kinda silly how there's actual lighting within that monster.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it ate a few torches before. nothing silly about that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately better than Rings of Power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      amazing what you can do with some cheap props, fun characters and good directing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by men for men, and that's not allowed anymore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao
        amazing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn
        look at xena go

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    90s and 2000s chads

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    JANNY HELP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >white peepel breeding?!?!!?
      >AAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME troonyJANNY MY MIND IS SLIPPING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is so fake lmao. women dont do any of that when you have sex they just lay there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like someone's shit at sex.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Way to out yourself as a dicklet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gargantuan amounts of cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Ben

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta train them. My wife was a virgin when we met in high school. She would just starfish at first but now she fricks like a rocket ship.

      Inb4 she's cheating on you. Wouldn't even care it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife without looking like a dirt bag.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice damage control and mental gymnastics, moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Inb4 she's cheating on you. Wouldn't even care it would just give me an easy divorce and an opportunity to get a younger wife without looking like a dirt bag.
        lmfao that's the spirit anon, based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How are you married to a woman you secretly want to divorce?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A decade of marriage does that to a man.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you know all those "MUH WIFE" boomer comics exist for a reason. human experiences are a flat circle. we're not so different...you and I.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do I train mine? We're both pretty shit tbqh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost all communication. Rub her pussy and make her tell you what she likes. Do the same for her when she gives you a handjob/blowjob. Everyone is different and people who are good at sex are just good at communicating. Once you break that awkward barrier it becomes easier. Once the ball gets rolling you'll start being able to tell by her body language what she likes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do mojoupgrade and both of you have to be honest. Also be confident and dominant. I've never been with a woman who doesn't love that when it's done right.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But Xena was from the '90s.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was a Xena game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least for PSX and N64. Not sure if other later consoles or PC had games too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's one on the ps2, developed by blast entertainment.
        Fair warning, it's absolutely horrendous.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All I remember about the PS1 one was that it had creepy giant spider enemies and the chakram could be guided around the level in first person.

        Also, is there a remaster of Xena out there? I never actually made a point of watching it when it was on.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kevin Sorbo go full moron? Typical culture war brain worms?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Source you dumb Black person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she would have been a perfect wonder woman

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loved these 2 series. I always wanted to see Hercules frick Xena

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hudson Leick - Something About Sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noice!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Man I really wish I could have sex.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just pay and use protection or hang out in dark alleys and wait for the right opportunity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I lost my virginity to an escort and have spent the last 2 months worried about HIV so no more hookers for me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get tested and wear rubbers, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I got tested 2 times so far but I read you gotta wait 3 months to be sure of the results
            >wear rubbers
            I did but not when she sucked me off. Anyway I already said enough, don't frick hookers bros.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Can't tell you you're fine but it won't be the worst, don't worry too much.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              HIV from penis-in-vegana sex is INCREDIBLY unlikely.
              HIV from a condomless blowjob even LESS unlikely, unless it was a shitty crackprostitute with her mouth filled with cuts AND your penis also had cuts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get tested and wear rubbers, anon.

        Okay, but how does one actually get an escort for someone living in a U.S east coast city?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just be yourself

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules was the better show and I'm tired of pretending its not.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what about good games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THis was a pretty good game for adventure of the week as you roam around Greece with a BOAT/Crew ( I wish they did more with that tbh)

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 1 had heavy 80s touch. More than Demons Souls.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Xena had strong women and lesbians and it never felt preachy
    Why can't modern entertainment be like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by men for men, and that's not allowed anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was made to look cool for men. Badass chicks were sexy and not obnoxious, lesbians were hot and still wanted a man etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it never felt preachy
      It felt preachy as frick. It was all about gurrll power and Gabriel being a lesbian was the most woke shit on TV at the time. Just because it had skimpy clothes, doesn't mean it wasn't the cringest wokeshit ever. It was even the start of the bullshit genderswap trash remakes we have in movies today, Xena is literally just Hercules but with a hole.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely was preachy as frick and Gabrielle was the worst character. My dad is still mad about her character existing and ruining the show with her dykeshit. He has not watched the show in 20 years but if you bring up Hercules in any context he will talk about how great the tv movies were, how much he liked that Armand Assante Odyssey miniseries, and then go off on how Gabrielle began the end of TV for 10 minutes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Xena had a few very preachy moments. It was just like 6 seasons long - and this was the days when a a season was like 24 eps not this modern era where its fricking 8-12 lazy sacks of shit - so by sheer quantity the preachy stuff got covered by a lot of fights and stuff

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How come 90s tv shows were so fun and light hearted compared to modern shows? Seems like everyone was just having a laugh in the 90s and not taking anything too serious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Game of Thrones. Everything after that started trying to be super edgy, with washed out color filters and super serious plot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Game of Thrones. Everything after that started trying to be super edgy, with washed out color filters and super serious plot.

      Most shows being episodic also helped. Now everyone hates that style of storytelling.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And morons thing that liking muscle women is gay, when we all grew up watching this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Xena isn't a musclewoman. She's quite slim.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How is Lucy so goofy and yet so sexy and imposing at the same time?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          because she's my waifu

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Xena was one of a kind. Noone has recaptured what she did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WELL worth the punch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      economy was still doing good and 9/11 didn't happen yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cultural Marxism in institutions, people got indoctrinated in college and then they started shaping the culture once they got out and started having power on the job.
      Also media redirection after Occupy towards woke shit.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which one was more kino?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      xenas opening was more kino because it didn't have as much voice over talking over it, that's the only deciding factor, and it had slightly better music

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce campbell had a fun character in xena and hercules, I made a compilation of him a while back for a friend since he liked him but there was basically nothing on youtube.
    https://vimeo.com/751299715

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      neat!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >his character is just robin hood but instead of singing tunes and tales he just yodels while flying away

      kino

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with a German girl who looked exactly like young Lucy Lawless. She had unusual opinions though. She was religious and didn't believe in sex before marriage and used to go to mass every weekend and she made strange casually racist comments about black people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not bait. I only worked with her for about 6 or 7 months. She went back to Germany.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a keeper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, Black folk do be looking funny sometimes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't propose to her? What a homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to marry a religious (low IQ) person?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good question. Marry a bawd who's had 50 wieners down her throat and even more in her ass instead. What was I thinking?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That is also an example of a low IQ person. You need to get higher standards, dude.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy Lawless goes full nude in that Spartacus show. She's so insanely hot

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is the only good off topic board

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only gays liked Xena, Hercules is the Chad choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Implying anyone who saw these had any choice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had a choice, I didn't watch Xena. I really hated it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Blind irrational hatred? Tell us

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How to get Xena gf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be a chad demi God or a chad God.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody with photoshop, please put the green smell lines coming up from her pit and into his nostrils..lol

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a pulpy fantasy/sci-fi game set in a thinly veiled Barsoom ripoff. Half the authors in that time period were doing that anyway so it'd just make it even more authentic.

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