Anyone who believes Doom 2016 is better than this masterpiece was 100% filtered.

Anyone who believes Doom 2016 is better than this masterpiece was 100% filtered.
Go back to your piss-coloured, “test-how-the-market-reacts-to-a-doom-reboot”, play-it-safe, shovelware FPS garbage while I indulge in this literal gem of a game.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No snapmap or similar tools
    I would clock in hundreds of hours in this game if I could make/play custom maps, what a shame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doom Eternal has mods, just not actual map making tools.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least both classic doom and quake have nudoom based mods

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HAAAAAAAAAAAANK
      THEY TOOK OUT SNAPMAP
      THE ORIGINAL MP HAS BEEN REPLACED
      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK !

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
    >retarded door opening cutscene plays
    >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >follows Skyrim™ compass
    >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
    >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
    >cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >"Rip and tear" >WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >switches weapons 75 times
    >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
    >chainsaws for magic ammo
    >swings on monkey bars
    >performs impse
    >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
    >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. >Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
    >"Come on, Vega™"
    >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
    >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
    >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
    >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >deliberately spawned group of Possessed
      this really bothered me, what's the point of that, just place armor down instead then is the same thing but less pretentious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >exposition dumps and cutscenes
      Can’t remember a single one
      >lore dumps
      Completely ignored
      >talking about the spasmodic action as if it’s a bad thing
      You like to think you weren’t filtered, bit you were

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're basic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know Doom 3 is the only real departure from the tone the series has always had, right
      The manuals, the games themselves, random paperbacks and comics
      Eternal has the same level of cheese as Doom 1, especially seeing Doomguy's face covered in blood and smiling on the HUD
      The lore dumps were a bit excessive, but arguably similar in delivery to the random bit about le quirky Daisy bunny pet love and hugs rip and tear
      You're a loser who probably really hates Eternal for the gameplay loop, which is different but still extremely fast paced just like older Doom games
      Ancient Gods 1/2 are also perfect versions of Eternal, being shorter but absolutely fucking stacked with enemies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        classic doom was a goofy take on aliens + evil dead + dnd about a buff guy that had a bad day at work and had to do shit by himself, while the few pieces of text are written in a goofy dialogue and the art style is just guys taking photos of toys and tracing over stock photos
        doom 3 is just a more serious take on that aliens with demons setting
        modern doom has a professional artstation aesthetic that ai art can mimick and a lot of writing vaguely inspired by nerdy pop culture, while the main character is supposed to be the strongest life form in the universe and is not allowed to show enough pain or suffering to please fans
        modern id admits their sources of inspiration being cartoons and basic nerd media
        the character of the doomslayer mainly exists because of fans not wanting to admit that master chief is the "mario of first person shooters" compared to a blank player avatar that even romero said "he's supposed to be you"
        it's too easy to lie about doom

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                Anonymous

                BFG wouldve actually fried chief in that video. the creator of the video doesnt understand how the weapon works.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, nobody knew the actual bfg mechanics until decino made a video
                doom is almost misunderstood and partially because fans make shit up all the time
                people give brutal doom shit when even something as simple as the "always run" command in ports caused historical revisionism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >modern id admits their sources of inspiration being cartoons and basic nerd media
          Kino

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's ironic because most of the praise that doom 2016/eternal get is based on the idea that "unlike other reboots, this one actually returns to the roots and does not chase trends"
            when there's still modern trends in the games, including things that people would unironically call reddit and sperg to other game companies over
            it's like doom is the most beloved gaming series, like how sonic was the most hated one
            which is also ridiculous because doom already had one of the most devoted and autistic fanbases
            fuck, you could even claim it's the one series that does not need to "return to the roots" because it has one of the most growing modding scenes still alive

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              blah blah

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              True

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?????

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >still has doomguy fuck up a punch afterwards and run away, in the same page
            ironically enough, comic doomguy getting shit and not being perfect fits the classic doomguy
            it's as if modern doom relies on osmosis so much, even from the comic than the comic itself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. ZOOM eternal fans in complete dissaray and on suicide watch

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Retard

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 6 when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quake reboot when

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really want a Quake reboot after seeing what they did to Doom?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is correct and not a gay for once.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what you say, Doom Eternal was like Doom 2016 but fun. Yes I ignored the story in both games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Story in nuDoom existed to bait Youtubers anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2016 had a cool story but they went in the opposite direction in 2016 for whatever reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *in Eternal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I admit the Samuel in 2016 was interesting character I loved to hear and see on the screen, but since I've always had a habit of launching Doom just to challenge myself while killing some demons I pretty much ignored him anyway.

        I only remember his looks and voice, not what he had to say.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks like Fortnite with gore, hard pass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's DARKSIDERS, get it right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tbh Darksiders has much better art direction

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How does DarkSiders reference religious compare to Doom?
          Is there Heaven?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is the Darksiders devs don't give a shit if the worldbuilding is goofy, meanwhile Eternal sucks itself on it's epic contradictory reddit lore making people like that retarded Midnight autismo-orgasm

            BTW did he get a t-injection or something cause he finally doesn't look like a retard fat baby?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >piss-coloured
    As opposed to rainbow colored like Eternal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes color is good. Doom has colors.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doom eternal is great but the constant weapon swapping, chain sawing and jumping around like a monkey is tiring.

    for me its Doom 3, best in the series, just get a couple HD mods for it, play it in the dark with headphones and it's glorious fun

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two games with totally different gameplay they might as well be different genres. There's no logical way to say which is better. It's always going to come down to preference.
    >Noooo, you must like my fave game! You can't have an opinion! You're just stupid!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2016 is worse because it's simpler and too easy

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that it's been out 2 years and people understand it's shit. How we fix it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >its 2 years and i still suck
      >wat do?
      git gud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to git gud, or post your gameplay so we can critique you.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 3 is the only one I could ever finish. Why do people say it’s bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blame releases like bfg edition and others that cut content and make shit worse, without fixing actual problems

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Eternal but hated the DLC.
    Marauders were the perfect enemy to throw a wrench in your speed, and you were still required to perform actions to evade them until the opening came.
    But then the DLC added enemies that literally just do nothing until a weak point opens up. They're not intimidating or cool looking like Marauders, they're literally just eyeballs or a fucking cube or something.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal fags are insufferable, you cant say shit about this game without a pack of rabid brainworm fanboys coming to its defense with "FILTERED" and cope

    This game is quickly on its way to taking Halo CE's crown of baby's first fps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, it will birth a nu-boomer shooter genre.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. It doesn't help most nuDoom fans are from third world countries.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The story and presentation were better.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least MetadooM is epic

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