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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The eyes of a bird who had to carry a bear around on her twig legs for 2 entire games..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adds eyelashes
      I now want segs

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hang out in front of Humba watching she does that handstand thing

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never.

    They should never have sold it as the third part of the franchise, it should have been another spin-off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that actually a loading screen? Frick them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire like first 30 mins of the game are literally them sitting down and shitting on all the fans of the old games and actively mocking them by saying that stuff is shit and you don't REALLY want it.

        There's a reason that Nuts and Bolts was so hated and it wasn't just because the gameplay was way different. The game actively went out of its way to alienate it's old fanbase as much as possible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          overwhelmingly most of the people that dont like nuts and bolts never played it.

          Teasing at the start is just british humor dude, something rare has always done. The gameplay is very solid, its still the best vehicle builders.

          Fans not being able to accept new gameplay is what killed banjo. We'd have banjo threeie by now if the audience wasnt stuborn man babies clinging onto their childhood. Its almost as if they deserved being shat on.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or the devs can frick off for being cheeky c**ts. How about that?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hehe it's just cheeky British humor!
            But it's not funny is the main issue. And considering there was never another proper game after this and fans had been waiting an entire generation, it was just annoying.
            >bro you should have just accepted that this game was completely different and nothing like the games you loved! You're a manbaby otherwise!
            How about frick you, moron. Change is not universally good. Not to mention Nuts and Bolts had a ton of fundamental issues even apart from that including bloated, empty worlds, repetitive as frick challenges and the constant need to make you shackled to the stupid ass cart.

            Game was pretty though. If it had been a real Banjo game it would have been cool.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The gameplay was solid, yes, but the game design was not. When your game is literally designed around building new vehicles and using them in creative ways, why are most of the challenges just a straight up race? Likewise, why make it more than half of the missions require you to use a premade vehicle?

            Conceptually, everything about the game is great. However, the empty levels, the extremely braindead missions, and the overall lack of creativity makes the game a bit of a slog to play through.

            The thing that really pisses me off personally is that the DLC is EXACTLY what the game should have been. The DLC has tons of weird little missions, hell, it even has races that use weird parts and things. The best part however is that theres two challenges to every mission, one where you have to use whatever gimped vehicle they give you, and another where you can make it yourself. Where was this game design in the main game?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where was this game design in the main game?
              Driver San Francisco is a great example of what could have been a shitty game (racing game with the ability to teleport around, wtf?) with great mission design to make it feel fresh and interesting throughout the entire game.
              Sometimes its not the idea that sucks but what you do with it, sadly yeah, this one seemed to suffer a lot from that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >British humor
            Each time someone says they when talking about Nuts and Bolts, they forget the joke need a punchline. Cranky’s jokes in the DKC trilogy was about that his games were much better and that the kongs were incompetent. You later prove that wrong. The joke in N&B is that most Banjo fans would prefer another platformer…so Rare gives them a building game instead. It doesn’t make sense

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they forget the joke need a punchline.
              that is what british humor is though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"you just don't get it, it's meant to be shit"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They hated him because he told them the truth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cheeky humor in games only ever works if the game is good. If it isn't it's like the game has 0 self-awareness in its own mediocrity. Them shitting on the old games, even if it's just in jest, while also learning nothing from what made those games charming and good for the time just reflects poorly on the devs. As if they disregarded Kazooie to modernize banjo when the modernization was already outdated as a cartoon mascot build cars game in an era where realistic games dominated the market, and it wasn't as sanitized as the kinect shit to appeal to normies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the equivalent of someone praising Rian Johnson for destroying Star Wars.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              bk&bt = star wars ot
              n&b = star wars pt
              yooka laylee = star wars st

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fans not being able to accept new gameplay is what killed banjo.
            You will never be a real human.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/RA5R3b8.jpg

            Nuts and Bolts would have been a better game if it was a car combat game like TM

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >overwhelmingly most of the people that dont like nuts and bolts never played it.
            I played it when it came out and thought that it was shit
            > The gameplay is very solid, its still the best vehicle builders.
            debatable cause no matter what you built, no matter how stable you thought it was your creation would find some way to frick you over from winning a race or an objective
            > Fans not being able to accept new gameplay is what killed banjo
            Yet years later we got Yooka-Laylee and people loved it, too the point where people were confused as to why it wasnt Banjo-Threeie. It wasnt people being stubborn, game devs are so hung up on making the best new thing they dont stop and think to implement something old into their games.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yet years later we got Yooka-Laylee and people loved it
              I don't think so, Tim. It was like a Chinese knock-off of Banjo-Kazooie and was a frustrating experience.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It got a lot of hype. In the end there was drama with one of the VAs and the game didn't do enough to carry it's length but it did prove that the desire for more games like Banjo was there and that there was a willing fanbase.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we'd have Banjo Threeie by now
            Absolutely delusional, name one fricking Rare IP that got good sequels within the last fricking decade.

            Viva Pinata was made while under Xbox, sold well, is relatively easy to develop, got a god damn TV show, and its last sequel was from 2008.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            Confirmed underage. Comic related.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if tooie was released on the xbox the manchildren would be seething about them killing bottles in it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did a Microsoft exec write this?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you mad he got you with the first sentence, bro?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, why is not wanting to accept new gameplay a bad thing? If it replaces the old gameplay, obviously it wouldn't appeal to anyone who likes that other type of game. You're aiming for the wrong target audience.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because Banjo-Kazooie’s gameplay was always just an a copy and paste inferior version of Mario 64 (and before that it was a cope and paste inferior version of A Link to the Past). The appeal over any other platformer is the funny characters and soundtrack and graphics and all that was kept. Nuts & Bolts is the real Banjo-Kazooie gameplay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Teasing

            that wasn't teasing . That was DmC levels of "FRICK YOU" to the player. Not even going to bother reading the rest of your bullshit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Americans can't handle the bantz, more news at 10

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is a difference between "bantz" and "outright insulting"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. yank poof

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being able to rationalise dark shit through humour is why we're not shooting up schools every two seconds

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MODS!!!! HES NOT JUST BANTERING HES INSULTING A VIDEO GAME I LIKE, BAN HIM!!!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eurostanis/etc. can't quell their obsession, more news at 10

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >O-OBSESSED
                You don't get to stick your nose in every country's business and be surprised when they don't like you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but the difference is that DMC is good and DmC is crap, while Banjo-Kazooie is mediocre and Nuts & Bolts is good

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                please just shut up fake fan

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's even worse; we got Banjo Threeie. It was called Yooka Laylee. And it was fricking terrible. And proved that collectathons are dead.

            N&B chads stay winning.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off Gregg. Why should I buy something I don't want? I want a platformer, not a hybrid not platforming lego build your goddamn fricking car and race through tracks game. Why slap banjo on top. Why do nuts and bolts apologists try to convince you of what you have to want.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many hours did you put into Yooka Laylee you hack fraud.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We'd have banjo threeie by now if the audience wasnt stuborn man babies clinging onto their childhood. Its almost as if they deserved being shat on.

            Nah Gregg boy's made it pretty clear that he's over making collectathons.

            Look at how he feels about Retro's DKC titles and suddenly it makes a lot of sense why we haven't gotten a new Banjo from him.

            >I was quite surprised in some ways that Retro haven't developed it more than they have. I mean, what they have done is great and I've loved playing every game they've done. But it still feels like the heritage of it is still rooted in the 90s. And I think there is scope to take that kind of gameplay and almost keep what was good about what it is in the 90s then look for for something that a modern audience might like that maybe we couldn't have done in the 90s.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              People took "Banjo Threeie" seriously when it was a literal joke.
              We got "Threeie" in the form of Yooka Laylee anyway and it showed how dated the formula is.

              Based Gregg went on to make a game that was infinitely more successful than any of the previous franchises and completely avoid of nostalgia-bait. Guy proved he's a good designer and everyone else are stuck in the past.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We got "Threeie" in the form of Yooka Laylee anyway and it showed how dated the formula is.

                I think that was more because Yooka-Laylee was a bad game and would of still been a bad game had it been released in 1998. Unlike Banjo.

                Funny how Mario Odyssey is effectively a reskinned Banjo game and yet it was made with widespread acclaim.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you can still make a decent collectathon but the issue is that these devs make the most moronic decisions imaginable when they're creating these games.

                Seriously. How the frick do you make a level so big that traversing it feels like a chore? Backtracking is rarely ever fun either. Characters like Banjo and Yooka have no fun movement options either.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it will become a reality eventually soon shut your pie hole anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if n&b was a spinoff and had we gotten threeie proper the bantz would be ok.
            But the game was advertised as a sequel after a long hiatus and we haven't gotten a new game since.
            and no, i don't owe devs shit, they make a game i don't want and i don't buy it. simple ad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We'd have banjo threeie
            The senior dude at rare went on record saying threeie didn’t happen because they don’t want to work on the series anymore

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We'd have banjo threeie
            The senior dude at rare went on record saying threeie didn’t happen because they don’t want to work on the series anymore

            Yeah nothing could have given us Banjo-Threeie short of either getting a new Director for it within Rare or letting a different studio handle the IP.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea the frick is up with them hardcore shitting on the players,
          >oh you like the bajo and Kazooie and have been wanting more?, FRICK you I hope your mum dies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally them sitting down and shitting on all the fans of the old games and actively mocking them
          Rareware humor has literally always been self deprecating

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing in their previous games comes close to the shit they were flinging in the first 5 minutes of n+b

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              gregg wrote half of the cranky kong material in the dkc series and the studio got hate mail from moronic americans and japanese people all the time for it. people here should check out an archived version of the old rare website, leigh loveday (who did some of the supporting characters writing for n&b, but gregg did all the banjo/kazooie/grunty/LOG stuff), throughout the entire 90s and 00s would dunk on morons begging for sequels to this or that every single month

              Rare was a studio of butthole shitposters through and through until don mattrick ordered them to make kinect sports have no funny guy shit just make it like wii sports

              imo that ruined the culture of rare and is why sea of thieves and everwild have such boring inoffensive lore and settings, and its not just rare this was a thing throughout xbox, the whole “cleaning up our frat guy atmosphere” thing and trying to appeal to normies and moms and dads don mattrick implemented to chase wii-era nintendo’s success has never been fixed

              i will salute nuts & bolts until I die for not giving a frick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See I definitely agree that Rare shitposting was based as hell, but the opening for N&B goes a little too far. Not because it's offensive, but because it almost comes off as desperate and insecure about the direction it's taking the series. (Like, yeah, okay Gregg, you're turning the funny bear and bird platformer into a Lego racing game. Do you have to "inb4" your fanbase THAT hard if you're so confident in your choice of direction?) It's no wonder why for years fans thought that Rare were being held at gunpoint to make N&B instead of a proper Banjo 3.

                Given what former developers have said over the years, I suspect that the direction Gregg chose for Banjo was not universally agreed upon, which would explain a lot. That said, I don't harbor any ill will towards Gregg. Guy's a legend. But I don't think I'll ever not be a little tweaked that we didn't get a proper Banjo 3.

                And I like N&B, for the record. Far from perfect, but it's fun to frick around in and still retains some of that classic Banjo charm. Just wish it didn't feel so repetitive with its challenges. REALLY could've benefited from more standard platforming challenges to mix things up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The internal issue at rare was that tim stamper selected gregg to be his successor, being the boss of the lead A-team barn, after DKC2. Other teams felt they were equally skilled (or more, see: the goldeneye guys), and didnt like having their projects being considered a lesser priority (see: kameo and PDZ sacrificed to make 360 launch date). Nuts and bolts was an extremely ambitious and completely untested in the market design aspiration (+7th gen graphics and programming complexity with physics and shit) that required basically the entire studio to crunch hard. Tim and chris came up with the whole idea for n&b and left filthy rich a year before it was finished, and after it gregg even got demoted out of management and microsoft picked kinect sports out of a lot of pitches to put the entire studio on. This really pissed off a lot of people because they thought a return to multi-team development setup but more equal would happen after N&B

                I agree n&b has by far the most sarcastic and trollish writing out of anything rares ever made but I think the main group that were pissed off were casual banjo fans and the nintendo defense force morons amplified their reaction all over. people forget now but nintendo fans online circa 2002 were almost as insane as ps3-era snoys, and by 2008 they had that ps4-era snoy arrogance and were excited to see rare fail for “betraying” them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say Rare gave up their humor before Sea of Thieves, but then forget they had captain in that game called Quick Dicken.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The true genius of sea of thieves is that gregg can troll his audience directly in multiplayer on alt accounts, stealing their pointless collectathon treasures, and they cant turn off the pvp

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just think nuts and bolts came off as way too high on their farts "lol lmao we know what's good now, what you thought you liked is actually shit get over it and love this completely different game"
                it's a different dimension from cranky shit talking me because at least DKC is actually a good game and the bantz is at my expense, not the expense of the game.
                Also, it came off as absurdly insecure

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                DK GB is better than DKC and Cranky was right, they were just making a flashy platformer (aka super mario bros clone) with nice graphics.
                > i just think nuts and bolts came off as way too high on their farts "lol lmao we know what's good now, what you thought you liked is actually shit get over it and love this completely different game"
                Literally 15 years ahead of their time and nintendo themselves copying from rare and not the other way around like back in the day. TTOK is going on all the greatest games of all times list just like BOTW. Gregg were right, and banjo fans are imbeciles who deserve to be insulted for worshipping his vastly inferior mario 64 ripoff

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Western developed DMC gambit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hideo Kojima is a legend for somehow getting his fans to actually like him doing it over and over

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actively mocking them by saying that stuff is shit
          And they're completely right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        naw, frick you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people still getting filtered by Rares humor
      And you call yourself "Rare fans." Disgraceful.
      Based N&B still causing seethe to this day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are physiologically incapable of understanding banter. They have too much of a God complex to even perceive being taken down a peg. This applies to all of them regardless of personal politics. They're born like that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post humorous examples from rare games outside this game that take the piss exactly on the player for being "entitled".
        I'll wait.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Self aware humor and taking the piss out of everything is their M.O.
          I'm sorry that you are still triggered by a throwaway joke to this day. If you played the rest of the game you would have seen the love and respect they had for the franchise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd normally understand it but I think even they realised it probably wasn't the time to poke that bear seeing as there hadn't been a proper BK game for a while and haven't made one since.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think they gave a shit because they just made a completely inoffensive game that everybody likes (viva pinata) and it didnt sell

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No example, just deflection
            of course

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you point to me where another Rare game outside of Conker made fun of Saving Private Ryan?
              I guess that's outside of their wheelhouse too because two examples don't exist?
              Nobody is falling for your sophistry.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every game pokes fun at, the competition, other games, other things
                >the one game that everyone hates takes the piss for half an hour on the player for wanting a banjo platformer
                >they're all the same you're just fake fans!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clear you don't understand British humor.
                They made fun of everything. Shitposting in video game form. The fact that you took the Banjo stuff seriously and are still triggered by it to this day is embarrassing. Let it go man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Gregg, you were misunderstood all along, it really was funny
                Go finish everwild, it's been 4 years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gregg is too busy sleeping on piles of cash to be wasting his time on basket weaving forums.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Just playing Banjo Tooie the game doesn't take itself seriously at all. Heck conker is literally just a satire of the entire platforming genre

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if totk gets praised for ruining the IP then so should nuts and bolts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are polar opposites bknb is the car game with bk tacked on, totk is zelda with chemiatry logically extended to mechanics.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice cope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          totk is gmod with zelda tacked on.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were wrong in 2008 and Zelda is wrong in 2023. There will be no apology.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty bad IMO. Failed at its most basic premise. Had next to no reason to not make one mutlipurpose vehicle since 9/10 events were just races of some description OR races that used a premade vehicle. There were hardly any challenges that took advantage of the fact that you could make a vehicle or did anything unique/interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they knew the system was unbalanced so like half of all challenges made you use the boring ass default cart instead of your own thing.
      God this game pissed me off.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry.
    Sorry that you smell like parrot guano!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it understood by this point that this game's outcome was Rare's own fault and that Microsoft was relatively hands-off with this game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      microsoft has been hands off for better or worse with all their studios. Thats why they have alot of unique games, but the dev cycles are a mess.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >physics are janky as shit
    >vehicles wobble all over the place and are constantly falling off everything, and the levels are designed with verticality like platformer levels
    >story is completely disjointed and makes no sense, with characters randomly taking on different roles in each world
    >90% of missions are just a race or time trial, or trying to carry some bouncy ball that easily falls out of your shitty vehicle past some rough terrain
    I'm not sorry. The game was shit. The building was fun, but actually using the vehicles was garbage. The only actual fun I had in the game was collecting notes on foot in the hub world, and even that was extremely limited.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re describing the new Zelda

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally none of those things are true of the new Zelda, other than the levels having verticality, but not like a platformer.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing about banjo is the gay bear furry porn that came out of it

    This is not debatable otherwise it's a shitty game that you could only enjoy as a child who doesn't know any better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really a furry's place to assert knowing better about anything. You failed before the gun went off to start the race.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't have to be a furry to like furry porn

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How Nintendo made Nuts and Bolts an underappreciated classic in an afternoon with one simple trick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like dragged it kicking and screaming from the grave and back into public consciousness. I, for one, was fine with it staying dead and buried.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just morons being contrarian fricks because they have a nintendo hate boner

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked Nuts and Bolts.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No at best its a good idea done poorly at its worst is a slog of some of the most boring ass races in a game some of which don't even make use of the games main selling point seriously why even build vehicles if your going to constantly be shoved into shitty prebuilt ones

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thing Microsoft
    ;(
    >thing Nintendo
    😀

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That about sums it up. Now watch as JonTron and his gaggle of tendies reveal themselves as massive hypocrites.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games are one singular mechanic
      if you shit on balan wonderworld you're never allowed to like a collectathon ever again

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grant Kirkhope's thoughts on Nuts & Bolts. Basically what most people think, putting Banjo and Kazooie in the game was a mistake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His opinion is irrelevant on the matter

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Building shit was never the problem, it was everything else. There was nothing to do. You could platform around Showdown Town and find crates but that's it. The challenges for getting jiggies were vapid as hell and their simplicity made crafting vehicles feel like a giant waste of time.

    Could have just made a normal 3D platformer that involved building shit at the same time and it would have worked great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This 100%. The sad part is there were the occasional challenges that did different things and were really fun. The one that had you launching yourself as far as possible comes to mind in particular. Its just that missions that actually used the vehicle creation system were extremely few and far between. The most common use was just sticking you in a vehicle with super poor handling and requiring you to do a race or timed checkpoint event. There was a lot of potential, its just never actually used, and comes off as if they had a few ideas and just padded the rest of the game with racing challenges.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Building shit was never the problem, it was everything else. There was nothing to do. You could platform around Hyrule and find zonai junk but that's it. The challenges for getting zonai shit were vapid as hell and their simplicity made crafting vehicles feel like a giant waste of time.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never! Not in six billion years!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did this even mean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what was it in reference too? was it the Rareware Collection?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was nothing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was just referencing the fact that the original Banjo was 10 years old at that point (NaB came out 8 years after Tooie).

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Zoomers are mentally ill and boomers had all the right to trash this and Trannies of the Kingdom.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This single passage pissed off a legion of gamers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since it is a shooter box exclusive.

      Nuts and bolts would have been appreciated more on a different system.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        such as?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already apologized when I finally played it in 2011

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been a sequel to Blast Corps, since that one used vehicles to complete its challenges.

    Even if it HAD to be a Banjo game, making the Lord of Games was a mistake. There's breaking the 4th wall and then there's completely erasing it with a reality-warping wizard. If they made the creation of vehicles a necessity because of how absolutely brutal Grunty designed her levels would have given a personal reason to the players to design one. Just having LOG make levels different for demographic reasons is not very compelling. Would anyone in Half-Life 2 have been excited to play with the gravity gun if G-man showed up out of nowhere and said "Mr. Freeman, gamerssss don't want to shoot things, they want physics puzzles"? I think not.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanted the Tooie equivalent to BoTW's Banjo Kazooie
    >Get Zelda Nuts & Bolts instead

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to play this on PC?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a 360 emulator if you're on windows

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but Banjo 1.5 was actually kind of fun for a GBA game. I don't know why but I have a shit load of nostalgia for these pseudo 3D GBA games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked banjo pilot
      I think it's the only game i've ever 100%

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why? i didn't make it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 1.5 deluxe rerelease of this game for SeX, pc, and switch/switch2 would go gangster in the current culture of multiplayer and streaming stuff. Honestly would be vastly more successful than anything else rare could make rn, even more than “banjo threeie”

    -add bonus platforming micro levels hidden in the town and worlds
    -tighten up the vehicle handling a bit
    -more parts
    -a new map and missions
    -cross platform multiplayer and save migration between switch and pc/SeX
    -character select in multiplayer guest starring Link

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-character select in multiplayer guest starring Link
      The Ganker meltdown for that alone is enough to make me want this.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, Banjo was never good.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is just okay 7 or 8 out of ten
    >Nintendo copies the same exact shit but worse
    >OMG GAME OF THE YEAR 10/10 the game is so creative letting you do what ever!
    You cannot make this shit up

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They even copied N&B's Super Fuel design for their shitty zonai batteries. You can't even make this shit up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is anyone surprised? They copied fricking Crash Nitro Kart for the zero G segments of Mario Kart 8.
      >But le F-Zero
      Not even close to the same execution.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people that complain about the "simple" objectives in this game never progressed passed the start. The later half of the game has some really interesting challenges with lots of creative solutions (as evident by watching the leaderboards). The problem is that in a creative game the only limitation is the person doing the creating, and a vast majority of players are creatively bankrupt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude do a lap around a track with checkpoint rings that go on land underwater and in the air
      >wow you made a plane that divebombs the water hard enough to hit an underwater ring, but I made a boat that uses a spring to jump high enough to get the air checkpont rings
      >so creative

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one objective in the game is the entire game
        You didn't play the game, but that's okay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played the game fifteen fricking years ago, after about the third level when I realized that you never need custom vehicles and generics solve everything I remember hating it all the way through.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's because you're creatively bankrupt. Stick to bing bing wahoo and army simulator.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I got 1000 gamerscore on it and being generous only 30% of the vehicle pieces have any use and many of them are just for one-offs or redundant. You're often provided a vehicles for most of the specialised challenges, otherwise you just need a car, or a plane or a boat.

          You could literally make a vehicle that functions as a car, boat and plane that can handle most of the missions.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except half the fun was competing on the leaderboard and coming up with ideas to beat other players.
            Sorry if that's not you're thing, but I remember some really clever contraptions.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do euros always ruin threads with political bullshit?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still a hideously ugly art style

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Apologize
    I am not nintendo

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly underrated soundtrack by Grant Kirkhope, including fantastic orchestration. I never played the game and don't doubt that it's garbage, but listen to this and tell me it isn't top-tier.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I ever did in this game was build vehicles and cruise them around Banjoland which was an 11/10 environment. It never got old, I loved that level. Frick it might go do that right now.

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