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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not autistic, so that never bothered me though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    debating getting this, but ONLY if i get pikachu. can’t imagine listening to eevee make baby noises the whole time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pikachu does sex noises when you rub his ball
      Not even joking https://youtu.be/9jRtpMKLsts?t=108

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And you think Eevee doesn't?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a legitimately fun and soulful game. It is the epitome of childhood joy though, so if you go in expecting to do anything other than enjoy catchin' 'em all and ridin' your bros, you're not gonna like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing is fun and soulful about a blatant cash grab, you fricking gen alpha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Its a legitimately fun and soulful game
        >It is the epitome of childhood joy though
        t. disillusioned in life +30-year old millenial

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am literally what you say and I consider it trash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's legitimately soulful
        Okay but that thing in your image isn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it fun in 2 player couch co-op? I want to play with my girlfriend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Melmetal
        >shitty OC Rival and protags
        >Restrictions on entering gyms
        >Goshit like Candies
        >not being able to get cross-evos
        >first game to introduce dexcut and mandatory nu-Exp.Share
        it's fricking TRASH. Never worse than SwSh or BDSP but trash nonetheless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dexcut
          What
          It’s a remake of one specific game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >now that changes shit
            see? That's your brain on dexcuthomosexualry.
            It not having Crobat or Kingdra, but having the Go OC is nothing short of fricking moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t care about smaller dexes anyway. It makes completing a dex actually possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Stockholm syndrome is already kicking in to this degree
        Wake up. LGPE is garbage just like SwSh.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they aimed this shit at casuals yet its the most original and fun game this gen for fans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was last Gen, poorgay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its on the switch idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nta but its still considered genVII

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And new generations start with a paired game with new region, starters, legendaries, professor, gym challenge, etc. LGPE was a rehash of a then-2 year old game used to sell the core games back to GOnormies in preparation for the launch of the next new Gen the yeatr after LGPE's launch. Frick, the fact they revealled the existence of gen 8 at the reveal of LGPE and told people it would be a return to the traditional gameplay of SM, XY and the rest of the paired new Gen games should have fricking told you that, you simple c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't even talking about Pokemon gens seething moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, you were inferring it was because it was on a different system to the rest of the Gen 7 games.
              If you're going to be a stupid fricking c**t child, OWN being a stupid c**t child or fricking smarten yourself up before coming to try and talk with adults.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is on a different system to Gen7, you're a fricking idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And the entire brand call it part of Gen 7, including adding the newly-added mythical to the anime MC's team, specifically to help shill the game in the last year of Gen 7. I'm sorry you're a stupid c**t. But that's why Pokémon makes you mald so fricking badly. Even the legitimate 'tards I know don't get so angry over Pokémon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LGPE is Gen 8 and (You) can cry about it

                not trying to argue or anything, just remembered that bulbapedia lists meltan/melmetal as gen 7. i know that site isn’t the arbiter of generational divides but it does suggest legpee might be gen 7.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone knows lgpe is gen 7 that anon is just trying to trolling you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Crystal was in a different system to GS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LGPE is Gen 8 and (You) can cry about it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will never apologize to soulless kanto

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no reason to apologize because i loved LGPE from the start except for the lack of pro controller support. spent half the game on top of persian. Also, as neat as riding your own mons is I don’t think it’s really that big a deal. Using ridemons in PLA was fun and soulful and I’m glad they’re back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kept waiting on a Snorlax Walker speedrun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spent half the game on top of persian
      l-lewd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m just glad the clown clothes aren’t back. At least, not on the trainers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a Yellow remake meant for people that enjoy nostalgia and aren’t jaded buttholes, and people that have never played Pokémon because the Switch is their first game console. Also TR’s Meowth doesn’t talk (even in text) which is bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We also don’t get anime Brock either, which is dumb because we keep getting anime Misty and Team Rocket in the games. And sure, people could that “ohh, wokeness, he can’t hit on girls blah blah”, but there still his skin color, outfit, and other character traits like how he cooks, is a Pokémon breeder, and has a bunch of siblings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We didn’t get anime Misty. She was in a gym outfit, not her anime clothes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the mods to remove the Go catching. Only thing keeping me from playing the games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remove the Go catching
      yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remove the Go catching
      yikes

      You are looking at from the wrong angle, Anon. They should have kept the motion-controls GO catching and remove the shoehorned trainer battles and the blocky recreation of the GameBoy-era map, making it a more arcade-focused experience where you chase high-scores (almost akin to a fishing game)

      You can see how bad the 2 gameplays gel together when battling pushover trainers as usual givers you barely any exp. but more Poké Balls, and catching wild Pokémon gives you tons of exp. and it's something you are encouraged to do in a long chain to get bigger Pokémon with better stats and shinies

      Also they shouldn't have made it a $60 holiday title falsely-advertised as the "mainline RPG for Switch in 2018", they should have kept it as a $20-30 eShop title

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they should have made a idle cookie clicker game
        frick no, you need to be shot to death

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