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>10 times the budget
>Fricking moronic story
>Characters featured in the fricking box art of the game do absolutely nothing, some appearing literally in 2 sidequests
>THE FRICKING DRAGON does nothing
>Short af
>Easy af
>10 classes
>One of them is trickster
>No DDO classes
>Of said classes, you can get 2 of them about 3h before finishing the game without even knowing you are going to finish the game
>No endgame or postgame
>Still a lot of clearly cut content
>Of the cut content from the first game, what they decided to bring back is fricking furries
>Shit OST
>Gameplay is the exact same, with some better animations because 12 years later
>4 times the size of the map was just a fricking lie
>Atrocious performance, all around just made like fricking shit
>Despite the atrocious performance, the graphics are mediocre as frick
>Pawns are still fricking stupid
>There are like 8 different enemies just to avoid making new models
>0 cool quests like the fortress one in the first game, or the wieneratrice attack
>The game just suddenly fricking ends and you get sucked into NG+
>moronic MTX just to piss people off
So Itsuno's vision was just making the same game again, but worse in every conceivable way?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love how normalgays get filtered so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A sight to behold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha you got filtered by a game being fricking shit
      What a flex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's clearly not shit though. So you have an agenda or you're a moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GOODMORNING SARS
          Crapcom should have spent the money on the game instead of shills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother is still loving it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP does a comparison of features that are clearly lacking than in the original game
      >FILTERED LOL
      This word has truly lost all meaning, hasn't it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10x threads per day of outright lies, crying, complaining, whining, whinging etc
        >but this one complaining thread is in good faith, guys
        lol nah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you never played either game. it is obvious. idk what motivates people like you to shill like this. money?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GOODMORNING SARS
          Rajeesh the game already came out, your contract is up, there is nothing shill anymore
          Go shit on a beach or something, fricking mutant

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it always broke poorgays calling others street shitters? Is that all you have ?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Brother I could buy your disgusting mother to assrape her whenever I feel like
              But I dont want to
              Because she is brown

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is this how you usually act when you get pointed out as being a broke homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you never played the original. DD2 is 10x more normalhomosexualy than 1. it feels like typical westoid slop. there's none of the nip vibe that the first had.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care
    blastin'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blastsisters are the strongest race of gamers

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a blast.
    >Set out to midtown from Vernworth
    >Encounter many sexy pawns
    >See old granny pawn in panties
    >One of my pawn is aware of knackers and tells us to be careful around knackers
    >See a pawn that is hot
    >She is moderately dress
    >Put her in panties and a bra
    It reminds me a lot of Grimgar, not great but not bad.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my only complaint is no jester motley and blacks. Give me that and get rid of them and it is a 10/10 for me

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one will refute your points OP. The people who defend the game are naturally contrarian or have stockholm syndrome after paying full price for this. slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I just reopen it because people were having good discussions and troony mods closed it because one of them must like this pile of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a butthurt homosexual who can't run the game, can't you tell?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just need to know, since I've gotten different takes; is there a post-game where part where the world is fricked like in the first one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        so why are people b***hing that it suddenly ends.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you want spoilers for the post game or what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sure. I plan on getting the game when it's $30, which probably won't be any time soon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have a 7 day time limit in the post game after which NG+ gets started automatically
              supposedly it can be extended by killing enemies the game marks on your map

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >supposedly it can be extended by killing enemies the game marks on your map
                Apparently this is also false btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because it does? You asked if there was a post game, you shouldn't know anything more than there is, homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively yes
      Is it fricking shit, timed, and there is nothing to do? Also yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >timed
        Why do people keep saying this? It’s not timed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Play the game before being a fricking moron on a chinese forum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it’s not timed lol
            There is like a rest limit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are a complete fricking mongoloid

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Of said classes, you can get 2 of them about 3h before finishing the game without even knowing you are going to finish the game
    homie this isn't a linear game. I got all classes unlocked before I was even supposed to enter Battahl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats
      Who the frick asked if you checked a guide to find where the classes are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the frick asked if you checked a guide to find where the classes are
        But you don't have to check guides or anything All you need to do is frick off and wander. Trickster is literally just go to place and talk to ghost to unlock. Magic Archer starts the moment you cross into the volcano area because the old man with the bad back is immediately there and bugs you about it unprompted. The only frick that was tricky is Warfarer because the booze he wants isn't a commonly sold item in shops.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You dont have to check a guide you just have to skip the entire game to go to a random specific place while underleveled for no reason before the game tells you to
          Frick off please moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >skip the entire game
            homie you a moron with no sense of adventure or some shit? There are at least three different ways to enter Battahl without progressing the main story. You really just see a closed gate and say "damn, well that's it for my sidequesting"?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I flew on a griffin and landed near a dwarf with his back fricked up. Now I'm a mystic archer, moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No you did not

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              From vermund to to his hut, without ever crossing the border. homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whoops meant for

                No you did not

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd let itsuno assblast me for an early DLC

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 the Indians arrive saying
    >It's supposed to be a niche game with the same problems as DD1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      indians can't run the game on their third world computers though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Indians actually play the games they shill for

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you you bloody bastard b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wheres my monk class shitsuno

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kierindian Culkan?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the pilfer skill good?
    saw someone claiming they got a crazy weapon from it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DD1 main quest has
    >all the intro shit up to taking the hydra head to the city
    >exploring an ancient ruin beneath the city
    >joining with soldiers to raid a fortress overtaken by goblins and their pet cyclopes
    >exploring a catacomb to snoop on a cultist meeting
    >retrieving stone tablets from a flooded temple
    >ambushing a griffin, then chasing it down to the ends of the realm at the top of a tower
    >jury duty
    >hunting down a rogue sorcerer who has stolen a precious artifact
    >curbing a rebellion
    >taking out cultists who've set themselves up in a fortress
    >AN UPJUMPED ZEALOT MAKES FOR TEDIOUS LISTENING
    >monster-infested dungeon leading up to the dragon fight
    fighting it in an enclosed room
    >>then a chase sequence
    >>then the climbing part (let's be honest this bit's just a couple QTEs)
    as a team because shit just got real
    >ancient ruin you explored at the beginning is transformed into a final dungeon
    >final battle against a godlike being who wants you to prove you have the will to take his place (To be fair, he's so ridiculously undertuned that it barely qualifies as a fight)

    DD2 has:
    >kill 3 groups of goblins, two of them just standing around, one in a cave.
    >sneak into the castle to get some papers
    >sneak into the dungeon to talk to the magistrate
    >sneak into the castle with fancy clothes and a mask
    >go to the thief town and jump across some seesaws
    >sneak into the castle to get more papers
    >go to furville
    >fetch a blue rock on the surrounding shore for a dude
    >finally go into something resembling a dungeon
    >"""dungeon""" is one room with some skeletons, then the end
    >kill any drake or two
    >lao-shan lung
    >ride an elevator, then fight one dude
    >then fight a bunch of dudes-oh wait nevermind
    >dragon politely takes you to the battlefield, monologues on the way there
    >kill some drakes, worms, and a pot (The drakes are kind of cool, though.)
    >interactive cutscene+credits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly grigori cant be topped, the main quests were less impressive in the DD1 vs DD2 imo, im not a fan of the lack of better later vocations trickster and warfarer are disappointing

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2 is sold as DD1 but finished
    >It's actually DDDA but unfinished

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the dlc to come out and for the GOTY version to hit $20 on sale. glad I don't buy into hype anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expected to get the Moon™ or BBI equivalent
      >instead get nothing

      Can't believe I waited 12 years for this underwhelming mess. Thanks Itsuno

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The upcoming DLC will blow you away

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you got that then Capcom would have to come up with something else for the inevitable DLC.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One time use spell tomes are actually grimoires required for a quest

    Sure, yeah. I was supposed to save those instead of casting the powerful spells they allowed me to cast. Fricking brilliant.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forget, does the eternal bond ring just instantly bump you up to max affection?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am having a blast replaying it. The superior first game that is.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma and Dark Arisen ≈ Gothic 1/2
    Dragon's Dogma 2 = Gothic 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty fricking appropiate.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the dragon look so bad? Like who draws a dragon's head like that?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game has like a negative aura or something i just can't sit down and play it its so boring
    t. 300 hours in DDDA on steam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got burnt out after I maxed mystic spearhand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt finish it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is archer weak? do i have to spam explosive arrows to get comparable damage with other vocations?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we fix Trickster?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make the illusions do damage. Just handwave it as you causing them mental anguish or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't
      Remove it now

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to tell capcom what's wrong with the game.

    https://www.enqform.capcom.com/form/pub/form1/dd2_en2

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Furry from the bottom of the ocean literally namedrops that he became the Seneschal but the english translation fricked it up because they couldn't remember that 界王 is supposed to be translated as Seneschal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because they didn't have based black woman Erin Ellis on the localisation team this time around.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game started to become a lot more fun after switching to thief. thought i was gonna go warrior, but after switchting to thief to give it a try and finding the nameless village i think i will stick with it for a while. god tier damage, mobility and invincibility with the master ability, feels totally busted

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >abandoned DMC to chink gacha hell
    Karma's a b***h.

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