Are Bhaalists evil or just misunderstood?

Are Bhaalists evil or just misunderstood?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      Schizophrenic moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop talking about the most decorated game ever released, nobody plays it for realz!
      That being said I never bought it and never played the first two BG games either lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honest question to shills: is it really worth posting here to garner sales?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They only sold 6.8mil in 6 months so they are desperate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >decade old schizoposting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are Bhaalists evil
    Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >immolating babies is wrong because... IT JUST IS OKAY?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IDF doing a great job continuing the Levantine traditions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might have forsaken the gods and traditions of your ancestors but I don't see why they should. You will learn the truth in time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A semen extraction specialist typed this post

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The God of Reeds knows you transgressions against him and He will not soon forget.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're by definition evil.

    Why do people even ask questions like this in a setting where good and evil are not only completely objective, but even quanitfiable properties?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is 3.5 and earlier editions, that have clearly good and clearly evil on physical-magical-divine level everything.
      4e went with the simplification of the system, 5e has pretended to restore the original but, in fact, has it reworked toward grey moral and modern views.
      Granted, Book of Vile Evil for 3e has variant rules for good/evil, but core rules have it straight - if you have demonic inheritance - you have physical evil inside you, that constantly affects your decisions and actions and can succumb you toward evil easily.
      5e have it very soft for alignment and various requirements. Can you imagine, that paladin doesn't need to be strictly lawful good outside of homebrew or things like Unearthed Arcana (official homebrew)? And 5e paladins with their MMO subclasses have only one paladin being relatively oriented on being good. Other two are relatively neutral nature freak and some completely bullshit "i am the vengeance".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at paladin doesn't need to be strictly lawful good
        why wouldn't evil gods have paladins?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because paladin is a champion of good and order.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a paladin is a holy warrior, not inherently good. If you want to be even more autistic about it, historically a paladin is a knight who swears to a certain cause in an order, which would make 5e paladins even more accurate.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Paladins of Lolth and the Scarlet Crusade come to mind. And to a certain extent, Darth Vader

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Paladins of Lolth and the Scarlet Crusade come to mind. And to a certain extent, Darth Vader
                ok so, evil
                this doesn't support your point about paladins having to be 'good and support order'

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I was agreeing with you. I'm not the guy you were arguing with, silly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Paladin in dnd was always a lawful good protector of the people.
              Evil version of paladin was the Blackguard and they had a different set of powers.
              But in modern dnd is modern so you aren't allowed to have a well defined good and evil.

              >historically a paladin is a knight who swears to a certain cause in an order
              Historically you are a lying moron. Paladins were just the legendary 12 msot badass knights of Charlamagne, nothing more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But in modern dnd is modern so you aren't allowed to have a well defined good and evil.
                That's not really true is it, they got rid of alignment not of the concept of 'good and evil'.
                I still don't see what the problem is with removing strict alignment requirements for paladins

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I think a Paladin just need be lawful, personally

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not really true is it, they got rid of alignment not of the concept of 'good and evil'.
                Peak midwit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because paladin is a champion of good and order.

          Got to say I do like what Pathfinder 2ed did with Paladins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They like to indiscriminately kill

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk, but they are very sexy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely evil.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on the alignment chart she would classify as chaotic evil yes, since she was in a cold war with ketheric who was lawful evil and gortash who was neutral evil.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, ketheric is neutral(myrkul), gortash is lawful(bane)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarevok - I will manipulate to nobles of Baldur's Gate to gain power. I will orchestrate a war with Amn for maximum bloodshed.
    Herley Quinn Reddit Murderhobo - I HECKIN LOVE MURDER XD SLICING BLOOD BLOOD KILL KILL KILL XDDD

    What went wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was an incest babby and Durge being better than her in literally every way completely fricked with her head.
      The three would have won outright if she hadn’t had a woman moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daddy issues, she couldn't attain the level of murder he did so she went a bit wild

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw you realise Gortash and Orin were Sarevok split into 2 characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larian happened, look what they did to our boy Sarevok himself. His personality did a 180 and he became some kinda loyalist high priest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look what they did to our boy sarevok
        If you want to complain about the treatment of classic characters, blame wotc changing the canon every five steps. Shit they revived him just for ToB too, which was also an utter asspull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sarevok is a Sunday morning cartoon villain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >morning cartoon villain
        The best kind of villains, overlapped only by evil moustache-twirler. Perfectly fullfils a role of an adversary to defeat honourably.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're 10 years old, sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His in-game sprite doesn't look as silly as this. It's one of those situations where low graphical fidelity helps matters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As he should be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am tired of spergs pretending original BG had good writing. read a fricking book you illiterate philistine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better than III

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but the writing is at the same level, just different flavour

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't they fetishize murder? And not in a benign way, like "glorifying it" in art or stories, but the actual physical act of killing lots of people? I would say that by definition makes them evil and dangerous. Preaching unrestricted mass murder is generally frowned upon in any civil society

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should unironically be able to save Orin in a good playthrough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what? Being a moron?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        from being a victim of bhaal and her family, just like durge. I imagine her being basically mindbroken after cutting her bond with bhaal and her being in a literally baby moron stage and the chance of her living a normal live is basically almost zero, but you try to save her even if it is meaingless.

        basically imagine casca from berserk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, she is not evil because it is magically imparted onto her. She is evil because evil had been magically implanted in her mind and body since her birth and through every second of her life, so severing a link with Bhaal will merely remove the power source and will stop her from being corrupted further from that specific source only. She will still be stab-happy evil murderfrick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a moronic blood-drenched double incest baby, yes. You should be able to save her from that. Possibly via some sort of mind wipe. Which, now that I think about it, Bhaal did just that during her fight

        Bhaal good confirmed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And save the cult from Orin in evil playthrough. Seriously, there are couple of dialogues between cultists in the temple, they fricking hate Orin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from being a victim of bhaal and her family, just like durge. I imagine her being basically mindbroken after cutting her bond with bhaal and her being in a literally baby moron stage and the chance of her living a normal live is basically almost zero, but you try to save her even if it is meaingless.

      basically imagine casca from berserk

      Being a moronic blood-drenched double incest baby, yes. You should be able to save her from that. Possibly via some sort of mind wipe. Which, now that I think about it, Bhaal did just that during her fight

      Bhaal good confirmed

      >man who does evil things for understandable reasons
      >just kill him, who cares lol
      >woman who does evil things because she's just plain schizo
      >NOOOO PLEASE PROTECT HER IT'S NOT HER FAULT WHY CAN'T I SAVE HER I CAN FIX HER SHE SHOULD BE MY TRADWIFE IT'S NOT FAIR!
      We live in a society.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evil women
        we like those

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes a rabid dog is just too far gone, anon. You just gotta put her down for her own good. Even if she makes your dick feel funny with her meat bikini and twitchy little movements.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I agree with you, I was making fun of the people who want to save her just because she makes their peepee hard.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Orin can transform into a child and does so to get into your camp in game.
    Orin is capable of consent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we get it, you're a pedo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no counter argument
        Okay, zoophile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no refutal
            >only deflection
            >to this day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t give attention prostitutes attention, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take back everything I said

      Being a moronic blood-drenched double incest baby, yes. You should be able to save her from that. Possibly via some sort of mind wipe. Which, now that I think about it, Bhaal did just that during her fight

      Bhaal good confirmed

      Sometimes a rabid dog is just too far gone, anon. You just gotta put her down for her own good. Even if she makes your dick feel funny with her meat bikini and twitchy little movements.

      , we have to save Orin. It's only right, she was tricked by Bhaal and Serevok, but I can tell deep down her soul is pure. I can fix her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Orin can't shapeshift into a bear, so this isn't ok by your logic

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a weird time with her armour, is it insect like or like a crabs?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly alignment being removed from 4e onwards is a good thing. I'm free to play Clerics of based gods like Umberlee and Talos without a DM going "UM YIKES ANON IS THAT A HECKING EVIL ALIGNMENT ON YOUR CHARACTER SHEET? IN SESSION ZERO I CLEARLY STATED A NON-EVIL CAMPAIGN SO YOUR ONLY CLERIC OPTIONS ARE THE HEALbawd GOD AND THE LIGHT GOD."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even without explict alignments, how do you justify a good character willingly serving an evil god? Just choose a good deity with the same portfolio like switching Umberlee with Valkur or whatever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would depend on the character concept in that case. Just because the god is evil doesn't mean (all) the worshippers are. You can be a cleric of Umberlee with the goal of guiding ships and sailors safely overseas, where your function is to appease the b***h queen.

        You are a homosexual, anon. And an ignorant moron.
        Not only you don't understand, that evil player characters rarely work in TEAMWORK-ORIENTED game, but that DM can still tell you to play healbawd or just throw you from the table manually or by punishing you for your bullshit up until you'll leave yourself.

        evil players can definitely work in a good-oriented campaign as long as it isn't played stupid evil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a homosexual, anon. And an ignorant moron.
      Not only you don't understand, that evil player characters rarely work in TEAMWORK-ORIENTED game, but that DM can still tell you to play healbawd or just throw you from the table manually or by punishing you for your bullshit up until you'll leave yourself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        video game board
        You have seen countless examples of WRPG partymembers being evil yet playing nice with the party
        If Morrigan or Astarion can exist in a story then why can't my evil OC?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would depend on the character concept in that case. Just because the god is evil doesn't mean (all) the worshippers are. You can be a cleric of Umberlee with the goal of guiding ships and sailors safely overseas, where your function is to appease the b***h queen.

          [...]
          evil players can definitely work in a good-oriented campaign as long as it isn't played stupid evil

          Evil can only work as a servant, a master or a situationally bounded. Which means that you either have to ensure, that either other players themselves are masochists with a wish to serve or you are the one. Evil character with a free choice, with a few exceptions, will frick up the party.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is this cope?
            I just think you lack imagination, anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All right, anon, you are clearly more experienced. Show me nonmaster-nonservant evil character, that will play along with party, won't frick them up and will stay evil.

              it isn't a slave-master example anon. NE is the definition of "himself above all others", and the party leader is dealing with the party like that. Evil party members can work beyond the three scopes you said.

              >himself above all others
              As well as chaotic neutral. So how do you differ between them?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >As well as chaotic neutral. So how do you differ between them?
                Chaotic neutral preffers freedom. NE is capable of taking a middle ground with law or freedom to put himself above others. CN and NE gets confused frequently, see: Daeran from wotr since you're not giving any examples of GAMES in the VIDYA board.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vidya is built around player being the master and a very wide choice of vidya-constrained servants, who can and will frick you up.

                It’s really not hard. Off the top of my head;
                lawful
                >Boss says do it so I do
                >my personal code says frick the weak, but they’re not weak so we’re cool
                Neutral
                >these people can help me get money/power/whatever
                >saving the day means I get saved too
                Chaotic
                >I get to kill shit and get paid while not being arrested, why wouldn’t I join up?

                So long as the DM isn’t an butthole that specifically engineers situations to cause conflict, this can work. But you’ll already know if that’s the case because there aren’t any paladins and everyone’s an orphan

                >lawful
                Servant.
                >chaotic
                Only if he will be slowly devolving from chaotic.
                >neutral
                That can more or less pass, but, again, only temporarily or through devolving into true neutral.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you’re determined to pigeonhole everyone into your preconceptions at this point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like you are failing to accept that your views could be wrong.

                lawgays, this is your mindset

                That it is, i am a lawgay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lawgays, this is your mindset

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nonmaster nonslave
                If you are such a fan of the slave-master dialectic, you would realise that it is inescapable and therefore not an honest question to ask.
                Second of all, this would automatically exclude any of the dnd classes that are tied to a 'slave-master' dialectic. So unless you think clerics, warlocks, paladins, monks are fair game then sure.

                But whatever, I'll give it a go:
                Druid who abhors most advanced forms of technology and civilization and has a life's goal of sabotaging incursions into nature, shunning no bloodshed. He will pragmatically ally himself with a party to defeat the bbeg that is threatening nature on an ever larger scale.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is not about "master-slave" in general, it is about following the smaller goals of party with conflicting methods and resolving inevitable conflict situations with other players and their characters. Which, unless evil leads, serves being bound to serve, will eventually lead to leadershio conflict and no teamwork at all, unless a VERY experienced roleplayer with a will to maintain fun for everyone (read: proto-DM) is playing as an evil character.
                But yes, temporarily this druid will work, that is one good example.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >evil doesn't work in a TEAM GAME
                >well it does work if they roleplay it well
                thanks for backpedalling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Evil doesn't work in a team game unless heavily restricted. And even in this case typical Ganker user will either fail to play evil or fail to play teamwork. Hence evil doesn't work in a team game. There are exceptions, but they are not applied to a typical player.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes but the typical Ganker-us...
                wasn't up for discussion
                Evil party members can work, clearly do work and can be very fun to play be it in a videogame or at the tabletop

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are degrees to evil. Evil characters can still have people they care about and be loyal to each other. You don't need to be "I kill every child and small animal I encounter" to be considered evil just like you don't need to be an angel to be considered good.
                I literally just finished an evil pnp campaign a few weeks ago where we manipulated and abused people in pursuit of survival and power with people I barely know and it went fine until the finale where we started backstabbing each other but that was the point all along..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evil player characters rarely work in TEAMWORK-ORIENTED game
        they literally do. See any NE example on vidya crpgs. Hell, I'm literally playing a tabletop game where the party leader is a neutral evil character tardwrangling a bunch of NG do-gooders that keep going out of their way to save the setting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the same thing

          [...]
          Evil can only work as a servant, a master or a situationally bounded. Which means that you either have to ensure, that either other players themselves are masochists with a wish to serve or you are the one. Evil character with a free choice, with a few exceptions, will frick up the party.

          goes to you as a direct example of master-slave relationship.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it isn't a slave-master example anon. NE is the definition of "himself above all others", and the party leader is dealing with the party like that. Evil party members can work beyond the three scopes you said.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s really not hard. Off the top of my head;
        lawful
        >Boss says do it so I do
        >my personal code says frick the weak, but they’re not weak so we’re cool
        Neutral
        >these people can help me get money/power/whatever
        >saving the day means I get saved too
        Chaotic
        >I get to kill shit and get paid while not being arrested, why wouldn’t I join up?

        So long as the DM isn’t an butthole that specifically engineers situations to cause conflict, this can work. But you’ll already know if that’s the case because there aren’t any paladins and everyone’s an orphan

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine yanking that braid while slamming it from behind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I thought that pic was. Oh well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do not stick your dick in her brand of crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OxXyQAn.jpeg

      Are Bhaalists evil or just misunderstood?

      her ethereal skin shader thing is cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feet
      sproing-oing-oing-oing!!!!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with orin (slayer form)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the Bhaal Cultists obsessed with using knives? Given they worship the God of Murder they should be using crossbows and explosives for maximum body count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there is no greater joy than savoring each and every kill as you watch the life drain from their eyes. That is far better worship than soulless mathematical killing. You wouldn't get it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Servants of evil gods are typically evil by nature. Only particular evil gods accept neutral worshipers. Bhaal is not one of these particular gods, he is overwhelmingly, comically evil. He is defined by death and blood, and not a natural order. All his followers are evil.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s Thorm thinking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wanted to bang my wife one last time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean his daughter? myrkul resurrected isobel not his wife unless they're one and the same...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well he'd have to fix Isobel somehow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, the ingame info makes it clear that ketheric's turn was also highly influenced by his wife's passing and actually expected to get her resurrected as well, though I may be misremembering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK THEM GAYS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE ARE THE BALDURS GATE 3
      >*orchestra music*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my back hurts, Orin is too loud
      >I'm too old and tired for this power rangers shit
      >they don't know how much I sacrificed
      >I wish I was in my chambers jacking off to my dead wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When is isobel going to stop hanging out with that selunite hussey give me some grand kids.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >edgy dark murder god
    >cant ever rape anyone
    >only get mentioned necrophilia once
    >have to play nice and be a little cuck who sits and waits by shadowhearts side for 90 fricking hours and solving all her bullshit before putting out
    FRICK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF there is no sex appeal the only normal ass woman you have to bend over backwards because the SJW writers hate white men, meanwhile every homosexual trying to stick his dick in you the second you meet them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, character-wise there's no good reason why playing as Durge I shouldn't be allowed to rape Orin's corpse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >edgy dark murder god
        >cant ever rape anyone
        >only get mentioned necrophilia once
        >have to play nice and be a little cuck who sits and waits by shadowhearts side for 90 fricking hours and solving all her bullshit before putting out
        FRICK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF there is no sex appeal the only normal ass woman you have to bend over backwards because the SJW writers hate white men, meanwhile every homosexual trying to stick his dick in you the second you meet them

        >ow the edge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't roleplay correctly then
      why would durge not just kill shart for not putting out?
      If you raid the grove you technically 'rape' minthara btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you literally snap the hags neck after fricking her
        it's shit writing and the ending solidified it
        you are "safe" evil with "ha ha murder!!!" meanwhile everyone is murdering the entire fricking game to progress the plot
        such a shit depiction of evil
        it's just bad and lame. you can't actually manipulate your party members they immediately figure it out and disappear from camp right away so there isn't a confrontation. it's so shit . it's literally just the most bare bones npc shit possible you either attack them, get attacked, or go attack for them. shit like kotor was so much better writing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no god of rape. Rape is an activity performed by fiends, not divinity. In particular, the demon lord Yeenoghu is the patron of rape.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeenoghu
        >unusual cobold in 1 to 3e, stands out
        >generic Diablo 3 demon in 5e
        Why everything turns into shit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeenoghu
          >Kobold
          >Patron god of yeens
          >Looks like a gnoll in 5e
          ?????????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why isn't this game a rape simulator!
      >they just hate white males!
      what kind of mental illness is this?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Orin

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're moronic evil.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are Bhaalists evil or just misunderstood?
    >are the cultists that follow the god of violent murder evil or just misunderstood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey I do mass murder for entirely ethical reasons!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Warhammer 40k inquisitor right after requesting Exterminatus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey I do mass murder for entirely ethical reasons!
        This is more in the wheelhouse of Bane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bane
          >ethical

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reasons might seems *ethical* to you, that does not make them ETHICAL.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol wtf is this fricking lobster lingerie??
    What is this color combination? Tomato paste spilled over a gray concrete statue.
    Imagine jerking off to this
    Hahahahahhahahah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I asked, is it lobster or crab skin/armour or is it an insects?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand that moronic comedian in game that got angry at me for making fun of this religion. It's literally the gods of murder and tyranny. They come to town in the night, steal away your children, and sacrifice them to their gods in the sewers. Or even just show up in the middle of a peaceful park and start killing people. What do you mean "you can't joke about their religion! That's offensive!" I'm surprised this woke game was the one doing high IQ satire.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't frick your sister
    Dropped.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fricking her

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dead three should have stayed dead. What a bunch of useless freaks.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first playthough this woman brutal murders a child right in front of you (if you frick up a roll). I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, crazy game.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most evil faction in the game is Bhaal

    Ranking (non-durge) the villains in the game.

    1) Raphael
    Best villain, delivered with the best performance and best voice overs as well as the best reward and the best side dungeon.
    Cool shit really, i exhausted every dialogue with him.

    2) Kethric Thorm
    The tragedy of the general thorm was a very interesting backstory filled with grief, he is the only one that can be reasoned to give up, his voice overs was great and the inro in Moonrise was badass.

    3) The Hag
    Amazing voice acting and very good questline, i really enjoyed this one

    4) Goblins
    Not really villains but they are hilarious as an obident cult

    5) Gortash
    Gortash backstory is hidden behind checks, but its there and i kind of get it, he has vision and manipulates you so he is more than just a cartoon villain, he fricked the emperor and Karlach and many other characters as well, the design is where final fantasy shit but i like it lol, the performance was alright. I like his final confrontation where he tries to test you, that was a neat twist.

    6) Shaar
    I dont want to spoil but she is sadistic as frick

    7) Orin
    Edgy, but cool design and voice, other than that i think she was meh

    8) Vlaakith
    The githyanki tyrant, she is just that a tyrant

    9) Cazador
    His fight is tough, but i didn't see enough from him to rank him anything above this.

    did i forget someone?

    overall pretty good variety, a huge step up from Divinity Original Sin which had very few highlights like Braccus Rex and the Doctor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The githyanki tyrant, she is just that a tyrant
      What?
      >a tyrant that harvests her own people like they are livestock meant to feed her being

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        couldn't find a better word for her. i think tyrant fits her well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The is pretty much a Cannibal Lich Tyrant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did i forget someone?
      Maybe Balthazar and Viconia?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Balthazar yes, Viconia isn't a villain.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody understands him.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orin using the duke of baldur's gate as a human chair did somethings to me

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coud she shapeshift her pussy while your're still in her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon asking the important questions

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