Are elves good for your party?

Are elves good for your party?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As wienersleeves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      implying an immortal elf goddess would even bother with subelvish creatures

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, always.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes except this one in particular. Leave that b***h at home.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves deserve only one thing: Death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. 'that guy'
      PS: You're perfect to teach normies about the Armenian genocide, starring elves as a placeholder for Armenian history.

      why do elf females want to breed with everything and everyone except elf males?

      Every party should have one elf wife for the human male warrior leader.

      >he fell for the demonic memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you even talking about you moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves deserve only one thing: Love.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do elf females want to breed with everything and everyone except elf males?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >On the other hand the act of procreation, being of a will and desire shared and indeed controlled by the fëa, was achieved at the speed of other conscious and willful acts of delight or of making. It was one of the acts of chief delight, in process and in memory, in an Elvish life, but its intensity alone provided its importance, not its time or length: it could not have been endured for a great length of time, without disastrous “expense”.
      >But the act of procreation not being one of growth until the union of the seed and being under full control of the will does not take long -- though it is longer and of more intense delight in Elves than in Men: too intense to be long endured.
      -The Nature of Middle Earth

      Elves canonically don't last long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It literally says elf sex lasts longer than human sex

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elves aren't real, and even if they were: we'd want nothing to do with humies and there hairy gross bodies.

    Bleh.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder 'that guy' is an elf hater and it's surprisingly easy to convince normies that prideful elves were subversion done by the industry.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every party should have one elf wife for the human male warrior leader.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only dark elf in anime history with Drow skin tone

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only play Elves. It's my thing.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >futa
    name a more reddit fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't. What's even weirder is that they hate inflation like it's personal.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this show is so bizarre. content is presented as some wholesome mine craft shit but then every so often there will be 5 seconds where they remind you the guy is a cult leader fricking everyone in the village

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this show is so bizarre. content is presented as some wholesome mine craft shit but then every so often there will be 5 seconds where they remind you the guy is a cult leader fricking everyone in the village

      What show?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isekai nonburi nonaka

        ngl, imma need the context behind this scene

        a guy got isekaied and got a super farming tool that lets him minecraft and not get tired. his settlement eventually grows into a town filled with nothing but hot anime girls and slimes that eat their shit. since he is an anime MC he has to pretend he has no interest in sex even though he is fricking the entire town nightly, so when a group asks if they can drop off some of their people he asks for males and they show up with the kids.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf imma watch that shit now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does he need males

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he gets fricked all night in a frick dungeon and has to offload it to someone else so he can sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl, imma need the context behind this scene

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think elves would view humans like how we view dogs; short lived, not suited to make their own decisions or inhabit positions of power, dumb but they're genuinely impressed when one does something kind of smart, only degenerates frick them, but ultimately can be one of the family and can make life better. Some just can't deal with how short lived they are and prefer not to get attached though, and others are scum who abuse them and should hang.
    This is my headcanon and I'm happy with it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love elves so much`

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