You will notice it in conversations with unitedstatian mutts, as they use shortened versions of French words and long English words. >recon
Instead of reconnaissance >dev
Development >perp
Perpetrator >comms
Communications >evac
Evacuation
Theres like generations of monolingual mutts that are children and grandchildren of semiliterate people and mutts that never use long words.
And their academia being the dumbest overall in the world (maybe even dumber than islamic scholars) so the professors of current year are just pseudointellectuals that use reddit vocabulary.
I laughed when the NPCS were saying he likes to use big words to sound smart and they just make him slightly more enunciated than the rest of the reddit dialogue.
every time i see an attack option i just imagine my character going nuts yelling out ATTACK >anything with trade authority remotely rubs me the wrong way(all the time) i kill them >THIS IS MURDER
shut up sarah, it's just TA, space jeez...
>dude hes SUPPOSED to be le dumb >never mind the fact that he basically lays out the entire situation and nails it on the head by explaining how you figured him out and who sold him out >after this dialogue he still out thinks you and has a gang of ecliptics waiting for you in the vault when you go to use his credentials
You're a fucking idiot and this game was made for you specifically lol
no he's legitimately smart in the games universe, retard. like i said, he figured out what went down, got it right, used the words correctly and still outsmarted you in the end with the fake security waiting in the vault. if they wanted to make him dumb he'd be using the big words incorrectly.
>if they wanted to make him dumb he'd be using the big words incorrectly.
They did that in Oblivion, right? There was the orc nobleman who kept misusing words. That was kind of funny.
They do that in a lot of media. That's what you do if you want someone who uses big words but is stupid to come across that way. They pronounce them wrong or use them wrong. He did neither. He was clearly supposed to be an evil mastermind. The entire Crimson Fleet took months to plan this heist lol
I haven't even played it you fucking moron. I'm just laughing at the clearly very poorly organized group of windowlickers who've made it their lifes work to shitpost on Ganker
>organized group posting memes >sees 2 people post the same pic and his first thought is "this must be a group of people working in tandem" despite the fact that makes no fucking sense and if they were working together they wouldn't have posted the same pic
You should try starfield anon, you'd probably love the writing
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It was ridicule you paint huffer. I clearly don't think you're organized, just retarded.
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more projection you schizo dipshit. are you the chud that thinks larian x china x belgum x sony linked up for a paid shill campaign to make fun of a bad video game?
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He's right. Larian pays me very handsomely in yuan to ruin his day specifically. I've also installed cameras in his bathroom and like to watch him poop
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I haven't even played it you fucking moron. I'm just laughing at the clearly very poorly organized group of windowlickers who've made it their lifes work to shitpost on Ganker
couldn't you just say : get to the point? Although, I presume that the entire essence of this dialogue prompt was to be as superfluous as possible, perchance.
>wheelhouse
I fucking hate biden for forcing that word into peoples minds. Also >Dumb Brosky
Is bethesda just fucking stupid or what? Do they think thats cute or funny? Its fucking immersion breaking. What a shitty name. Is there a russian girl with the last name Zukmenov too?
pic related is a character (yeah yeah IRL person) with dialogue written to sound like someone who's trying too hard.
"irregardless"
This Dumbrosky is not written the same way.
>when a midwit attempts to write a "smart sounding" character and exposes their abhorrent low level vocabulary
it was very embarrassing to do this quest
>Madam, I swear I use no art at all. >That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity; >And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure; >But farewell it, for I will use no art. >Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains >That we find out the cause of this effect, >Or rather say, the cause of this defect, >For this effect defective comes by cause: >Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
Since they're all ESL Pajeets, probably, sirs.
Afraid so
You will notice it in conversations with unitedstatian mutts, as they use shortened versions of French words and long English words.
>recon
Instead of reconnaissance
>dev
Development
>perp
Perpetrator
>comms
Communications
>evac
Evacuation
Theres like generations of monolingual mutts that are children and grandchildren of semiliterate people and mutts that never use long words.
And their academia being the dumbest overall in the world (maybe even dumber than islamic scholars) so the professors of current year are just pseudointellectuals that use reddit vocabulary.
All of those except dev come from military/police culture.
nah you do
I laughed when the NPCS were saying he likes to use big words to sound smart and they just make him slightly more enunciated than the rest of the reddit dialogue.
>looking up definitions in a thesaurus
Fucking morons
If you figure you already know the definitions of some of the synonyms, you could manage it. I get what you're saying though.
of course you "could" manage it, but not if you're a retard that needs to look up the definition of compatriot or despondent
Maybe they looked up the definition of "thesaurus" in a thesaurus, and figured it was just the same as a dictionary.
Where is the [Attack] option? So much for player freedom.
every time i see an attack option i just imagine my character going nuts yelling out ATTACK
>anything with trade authority remotely rubs me the wrong way(all the time) i kill them
>THIS IS MURDER
shut up sarah, it's just TA, space jeez...
Having just played that quest myself just a few hours ago, there is absolutely an [Attack] option for this smug prick.
Bethesda's dialogue is written by 12 year olds for 12 year olds.
I speak well. Therefor I win the internet.
Bethesda always pandered to the lowest common denominator because they actually purchase games. Especially jankfests like theirs.
These aren't even big words wtf were they thinking
>Dumbrosky
He's a joke character, you fucking ESL mongoloid
>dude hes SUPPOSED to be le dumb
>never mind the fact that he basically lays out the entire situation and nails it on the head by explaining how you figured him out and who sold him out
>after this dialogue he still out thinks you and has a gang of ecliptics waiting for you in the vault when you go to use his credentials
You're a fucking idiot and this game was made for you specifically lol
He is talking like a robot to sound smart, background reply is you shitting on him.
No, it isn't. The background reply is what they think smart people sound like. It's [Professor] not [Comedian]. You are coping.
no he's legitimately smart in the games universe, retard. like i said, he figured out what went down, got it right, used the words correctly and still outsmarted you in the end with the fake security waiting in the vault. if they wanted to make him dumb he'd be using the big words incorrectly.
>fucks up his entire scheme
>passengers hate his ass and rat him out
literally only because you're the chosen one starborn god-child lol
>if they wanted to make him dumb he'd be using the big words incorrectly.
They did that in Oblivion, right? There was the orc nobleman who kept misusing words. That was kind of funny.
They do that in a lot of media. That's what you do if you want someone who uses big words but is stupid to come across that way. They pronounce them wrong or use them wrong. He did neither. He was clearly supposed to be an evil mastermind. The entire Crimson Fleet took months to plan this heist lol
Those would be big words for a sub 80 IQ moron. Also why would you use a thesaurus to look up the definition of something?
Is all the dialogue in the game this poorly written?
yes, it gets shit on for graphics and gameplay and glitches but not nearly enough for its dialogue and writing
you embarrassing retards.
You're the only one being embarrassed here bethesdrone kek you're a retard that thinks this slop is good
I haven't even played it you fucking moron. I'm just laughing at the clearly very poorly organized group of windowlickers who've made it their lifes work to shitpost on Ganker
That sounds like projection.
>organized group posting memes
>sees 2 people post the same pic and his first thought is "this must be a group of people working in tandem" despite the fact that makes no fucking sense and if they were working together they wouldn't have posted the same pic
You should try starfield anon, you'd probably love the writing
It was ridicule you paint huffer. I clearly don't think you're organized, just retarded.
more projection you schizo dipshit. are you the chud that thinks larian x china x belgum x sony linked up for a paid shill campaign to make fun of a bad video game?
He's right. Larian pays me very handsomely in yuan to ruin his day specifically. I've also installed cameras in his bathroom and like to watch him poop
Lol the Bethesda Microshill tells on himself
>smart people written by idiots
many such cases
God damn, that's just straight up-insulting. That isn't a low intelligence stat dialogue option.
Lmao I didn't read what the [Professor] dialogue choice is, and it just makes him sound like someone who posts on GBS
couldn't you just say : get to the point? Although, I presume that the entire essence of this dialogue prompt was to be as superfluous as possible, perchance.
>wheelhouse
I fucking hate biden for forcing that word into peoples minds. Also
>Dumb Brosky
Is bethesda just fucking stupid or what? Do they think thats cute or funny? Its fucking immersion breaking. What a shitty name. Is there a russian girl with the last name Zukmenov too?
no but there's a black guy with a russian accent name Vladimir
pic related is a character (yeah yeah IRL person) with dialogue written to sound like someone who's trying too hard.
"irregardless"
This Dumbrosky is not written the same way.
>when a midwit attempts to write a "smart sounding" character and exposes their abhorrent low level vocabulary
it was very embarrassing to do this quest
Indubitably my good gentlesir. I must confess that I arrived at the same conclusion when partaking in this adventure.
He's a lazily written trump caricature
I want to stream this game and read all of the most annoying dialogue options out loud in the shittiest, most self-satisfied voice I can muster
>skim thread
>inadvertently post image that was already posted
>trigger schizo for free
>Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
>That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
>And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
>But farewell it, for I will use no art.
>Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
>That we find out the cause of this effect,
>Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
>For this effect defective comes by cause:
>Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
it is pretty funny what Bethesda thinks intelligence is