>mario odyssey is literally the best platformer ever made
There is a reason why the game got forgotten so quickly, anon.
The game is style over substance.
deathloop is an insanely 7 game.
I enjoyed what I got but as you go through the same environments, doing the same style boss fights and missions it all falls apart pretty noticibly, which it really isn't suppose to do.
It getting so many 10s was very absurd, it was the worst notable case of politics getting in the way of honest criticism- and I wish that got challenged a lot more.
You're not wrong.
You're not crazy.
You're just not 'in' on the plan.
Locking one man away was preferable to a gorillion angry monkefolk running wild, and was always going to be the plan in this situation.
it really does stick out like a sore thumb with the benefit of hindsight but it was arguably worse on release with people outright calling it shit and realizing how mediocre it was being completely at odds with the critic scores and "YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE," funnier now that we got Forspoken and that defense got slapped down hard in the funniest way possible
This is more of a 7-8/10 game at most. 99% of it is the same from BOTW and the new stuff is parts bin special gimmicks stolen from games that people hate like Nuts and Bolts
>re4make
nah, the new controls are good but the original soul isn't there >in the breach
not sure, it's a good puzzle game, but a perfect one? >elding
nah again, really good game, but not perfect >deathloop
fuck no, annoying characters and dumbed down braindead gameplay >r6s
nah, it used to be good but got woke >ff7 remake
haven't played >p5
not my thing but seems really good if you're into anime >disco
gave up on this one but yeah, it's really good >mario odyssey
not sure, really good, but perfect?
Part of is that the modern gaming scene is a travesty and part of it is that people have just been invited into the gaming scene that have never played a video game before.
These people literally can't even imagine what a perfect 10 video game actually looks like. You get a handful of them every generation.
There's like Tetris and Ocarina of Time and Final Fantasy 7.
The best game I've played in the last 5 years has been RDR2, but that's a 10. It's like a 9.6.
Isn't Into the Breach barely a full videogame? It looks like a flash game and from what I heard it offers the same amount of content as one
Also Deathloop 10/10 lol
>totk
no way it's a 10/10, for one it has unskippable cutscenes that bore you to death and tutorial island
>re4 remake
nope, too much padding and trash, a decen 7/10 though
>into the breach
it's a decent puzzle game (and that's what it is, it's not an TBS), but there are better - baba is you, the witness, etc. I would say a strong 9/10
>elden ring
9/10 or 8/10 because it has some annoying parts like the snowfield area
>deathloop
trash 4/10, bad characters, completely unoriginal premise
>rainbow six siege
competitive shooters are designed for sub 90 IQs, so I don't play them. I doubt it's a 10/10 though
>ff7 remake
oh give me a break, it's fucking trash, the pacing is awful, and nothing happens for like 30 hours. it's a bad and boring game, doesn't even deserve a 4/10. Do you people only care about graphics?
>persona 5 royal
Naaaah, it has lots of boring parts, sorry. 8/10.
>disco elysium
it's alright, but not a 10/10. when you compare to actual 10/10 visual novels out there (virtue last reward, 999) it doesn't stand a chance. 8/10
>super mario odyssey
moron, it's a mildly generic collectathon. like banjo or spyro. it's a good game, but not 10/10. 8/10
Thats what happens when you rely on media access and get paid for promotion from publishers. You cannot be honest at all as a journo and thats how you get 10/10 games that most streamers quit 5 hours in.
>TOTK
Haven't played yet. But if it's just BOTW with a bit more shit, then it's a comfortable 8/10 >RE4make
8/10 >Into the Breach
Haven't played >Elden Ring
8/10 >Deathloop
Lmao. Like a 6/10 >Rainbow Six Siege
One of the few games to lose points as they receive more content. From a 7 to like a 5 over the years. >FF7:R
Mote like Final Fantasy 7/10 >Persona 5 Royake
7/10 >Disco Elysium
9 from me, but I can see why someone would give it a 10 >Odyssey
8/10
Retards don't use the rating system correctly
A 5/10 is a "bad" game while a 7.5/10 is a "mediocre" game.
8-9 is "good" and 10 is "amazeballs" which leaves very little room which is why 80% of games get a rating of 7 and up.
yes
playing Dragon's Dogma right now and it's basically 2013 Breath of the Wild. boring, slow, stamina shit, throwaway story, low enemy variety, crappy SotC climbing. I'm incredibly unmotivated to keep doing anything post-game after the disappointment from seeing this garbage shilled on Ganker non-stop for years.
I agree with all of these except Deathloop, Mario Odyssey and Siege
mario odyssey is literally the best platformer ever made
Most forgettable Mario game you mean, even though it's better than Sunshine.
>mario odyssey is literally the best platformer ever made
There is a reason why the game got forgotten so quickly, anon.
The game is style over substance.
I got so bored of the hat throwing gimmick shit, I couldn't even bring myself to beat it.
It's a 7/10 at best
>I agree
K and?
>Deathloop
Isn't this game dogshit? I don't agree with the list but I can understand all these games there, except this one.
It is but it had brown people on the cover
deathloop is an insanely 7 game.
I enjoyed what I got but as you go through the same environments, doing the same style boss fights and missions it all falls apart pretty noticibly, which it really isn't suppose to do.
It getting so many 10s was very absurd, it was the worst notable case of politics getting in the way of honest criticism- and I wish that got challenged a lot more.
It could be worse. Remember when Dragon Age Inquisition won GOTY despite not winning any other awards?
yes its horrible but it was released during the time a certain criminal who overdosed on fentanyl was being worshipped by liberals in America.
Meds
He asked to lay on the ground and that he couldnt breathe before anyone touched him
You're not wrong.
You're not crazy.
You're just not 'in' on the plan.
Locking one man away was preferable to a gorillion angry monkefolk running wild, and was always going to be the plan in this situation.
Kek they rioted and burned anyway, there is no compromise with these freaks
Sony paid 1 year console exclusivity
it really does stick out like a sore thumb with the benefit of hindsight but it was arguably worse on release with people outright calling it shit and realizing how mediocre it was being completely at odds with the critic scores and "YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE," funnier now that we got Forspoken and that defense got slapped down hard in the funniest way possible
Journos don't want to be blacklisted lol
Which is why mainstream publication are only good for news not critical analysis
Ff7 remake is not a 10/10
it's no surprise, "people" are a hivemind nowadays
I don't blame them, dare to give the wrong game a 9 or lower and you're gonna get rabid fanboys sending death threats
This is more of a 7-8/10 game at most. 99% of it is the same from BOTW and the new stuff is parts bin special gimmicks stolen from games that people hate like Nuts and Bolts
I like totk but i would also rate it 7 or 8 out of ten. Videobgame reviwes score are just super inflated. A 7/10 is still very good.
>re4make
nah, the new controls are good but the original soul isn't there
>in the breach
not sure, it's a good puzzle game, but a perfect one?
>elding
nah again, really good game, but not perfect
>deathloop
fuck no, annoying characters and dumbed down braindead gameplay
>r6s
nah, it used to be good but got woke
>ff7 remake
haven't played
>p5
not my thing but seems really good if you're into anime
>disco
gave up on this one but yeah, it's really good
>mario odyssey
not sure, really good, but perfect?
>games without or with really shitty soundtracks
>open world slop
>10/10
you're old
you're not the target audience anymore
Art has evolved past your Luddite, antediluvian tastes
>
The most egregious one on the list surely? Who the fuck gave it a 10.
i like some of these games and still think none of them deserve a 10/10
Yes.
Part of is that the modern gaming scene is a travesty and part of it is that people have just been invited into the gaming scene that have never played a video game before.
These people literally can't even imagine what a perfect 10 video game actually looks like. You get a handful of them every generation.
There's like Tetris and Ocarina of Time and Final Fantasy 7.
The best game I've played in the last 5 years has been RDR2, but that's a 10. It's like a 9.6.
>that have never played a video game before
>The best game I've played in the last 5 years has been RDR2, but that's a 10. It's like a 9.6
You have never played a videogame before indeed
game revives are subjective, there can't be "too many 10/10"
>FF7R
Yes
>rainbow 6 siege
Lmao, when was that? Funny to think games can completely change and reviews never get...uh..reviewed.
They have Siege a 10?!
You can tell how shitty these games are if game journalists don't waste their time to review them.
no, because you're retarded if you care about ratings to begin with
journos are afraid of another 8.8 catastrophe
All those games are garbage so a ten means nothing.
Isn't Into the Breach barely a full videogame? It looks like a flash game and from what I heard it offers the same amount of content as one
Also Deathloop 10/10 lol
>totk
no way it's a 10/10, for one it has unskippable cutscenes that bore you to death and tutorial island
>re4 remake
nope, too much padding and trash, a decen 7/10 though
>into the breach
it's a decent puzzle game (and that's what it is, it's not an TBS), but there are better - baba is you, the witness, etc. I would say a strong 9/10
>elden ring
9/10 or 8/10 because it has some annoying parts like the snowfield area
>deathloop
trash 4/10, bad characters, completely unoriginal premise
>rainbow six siege
competitive shooters are designed for sub 90 IQs, so I don't play them. I doubt it's a 10/10 though
>ff7 remake
oh give me a break, it's fucking trash, the pacing is awful, and nothing happens for like 30 hours. it's a bad and boring game, doesn't even deserve a 4/10. Do you people only care about graphics?
>persona 5 royal
Naaaah, it has lots of boring parts, sorry. 8/10.
>disco elysium
it's alright, but not a 10/10. when you compare to actual 10/10 visual novels out there (virtue last reward, 999) it doesn't stand a chance. 8/10
>super mario odyssey
moron, it's a mildly generic collectathon. like banjo or spyro. it's a good game, but not 10/10. 8/10
Thats what happens when you rely on media access and get paid for promotion from publishers. You cannot be honest at all as a journo and thats how you get 10/10 games that most streamers quit 5 hours in.
Elden ring
7r
Disco
These are 10s.
None of them are
>deathloop
PATHETIC. These retards just give 10/10 to any random shit as long as it ticks boxes.
Remove ff7 demake and it's a pretty good list
There we go, removed all the cinematic experiences and movie games.
Daily reminder that scores and reviews do not mean anything and if you believe otherwise you're sheep
at least post the correct image retard
>TOTK
Haven't played yet. But if it's just BOTW with a bit more shit, then it's a comfortable 8/10
>RE4make
8/10
>Into the Breach
Haven't played
>Elden Ring
8/10
>Deathloop
Lmao. Like a 6/10
>Rainbow Six Siege
One of the few games to lose points as they receive more content. From a 7 to like a 5 over the years.
>FF7:R
Mote like Final Fantasy 7/10
>Persona 5 Royake
7/10
>Disco Elysium
9 from me, but I can see why someone would give it a 10
>Odyssey
8/10
No one cares of your personal opinions and your ratings.
Retards don't use the rating system correctly
A 5/10 is a "bad" game while a 7.5/10 is a "mediocre" game.
8-9 is "good" and 10 is "amazeballs" which leaves very little room which is why 80% of games get a rating of 7 and up.
Did Gameslop really give 10s to trash like Deathloop, FF7R and P5?
>nowadays
yes
playing Dragon's Dogma right now and it's basically 2013 Breath of the Wild. boring, slow, stamina shit, throwaway story, low enemy variety, crappy SotC climbing. I'm incredibly unmotivated to keep doing anything post-game after the disappointment from seeing this garbage shilled on Ganker non-stop for years.
Thanks for sharing your shit taste I guess.
If you don't hand out at least an 8/10 to every game from [big corpo] you won't get the early review copy to make your clickbait review next time.
No one knows what a 10 is anymore.