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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you made me remember this abomination, frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First post best post

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking train wreck

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that the funny manlet Black?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's not katt williams

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lilith looks like a 80 year old grandma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate blanchet is a grandma

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From far away it looked like a parody porn dvd kek

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT THE FRICK UP RANDY

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw borderlands media peaked with Tales from the Borderlands of all fricking things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Tales even worth it? What's there to even shoot in it?
      And why couldn't they cast someone young as Lilith? Blanchett or what's her name isn't 20 anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tales has no reason to be as good as it was seriously. Also last appearance of the car mechanic va.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Scooter? I heard he died, correct?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently he's alive, but completely fricked up so he had to retire

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The character died, the voice actor got throat aids or something.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently people walked out during a test screening or something

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Its going to be so fricking awful. Everything about its existence has been a trainwreck and I can't look away.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the newer trailer in the theaters and it's unbearable. It's one thing to watch it on a youtube video, it's something entirely else to be blasted with loud ass speakers on a 50 foot theater screen.
    It's like you physically cannot escape the cringe, there's nowhere to look away to.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does it star not one but TWO old women lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      three* old women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbf Mad Moxxi is supposed to be old
        The other two, not so

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait who even is that redhead???? shes so old it cant be lilith right?? tannis cant be it either

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jamie Lee Curtis is based and I am sad she has to be involved in this, but at least she can stare at Florian Monteau through the process. Holy frick the dude is prime beef.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the Arnold pasta pic please!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might be fun.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie
    guaranteed to fail, tv shows are what people watch now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t Dune 2 JUST come out and break a bunch of records at the box office? Regardless that’s not why Furiosa bombed and you’re a brainrotted moron if you can’t see why.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the whole movie was a tax writeoff event in Australian. There was no intention to make money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much budget will go into movie props, at least?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only way this can go well is if at the end it pans out to the in-game style Cell shaded stuff to show Mordedi and Lilith calling Claptrap out on his bullshit or something.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks so bad it feels like its on purpose.
    Like this is some tax payoff bs or a money laundering scheme. You can tell there is zero effort behind this and that its going to be terrible and no one really cares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like a parody that Handsome Jack would make- except it would be called Vault Losers or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly some sort of the Destroyer analogue has escaped his prison and fricks things up. Or perhaps didn't escape and kill all those who ruin it all.
      It really IS on purpose, like it's a mockery.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be worse than Borderlands 3, and BL3 is the worst written piece of media I have ever witnessed. At least BL2 had characters who were distinct from one another, a serviceable plot, and it was funny. BL3 had none of that, nor will this movie.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >still no comparable looter shooter
    How come?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Borderlands figured out how to randomize guns with various attachments by manufacturer, in addition to having legendaries and genuinely amazing loot RNG. Also, the shooting is quite good. No one has replicated this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies women and Black folk have ruined everything post Obama

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still don't know why they mixed the games cast like that

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What has happened to Blanchett? She was sex in Thor movie, what the frick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's 7 years older than when she played Hela

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you by chance looking at Jamie Lee Curtis? Cate Blanchett is in the lower right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's looking well bogged there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She looked equally bogged in Thor though, caked in makeup and good lighting. Thor was even arguably worse imo since I’ll take the stupid danger hair over moronic capeshit spikes

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there really a dearth of 20 something woman who can say her lines?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet mother of god. WHY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you remember, Anon-kun?
      There is no heaven!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grannies acting like women
    >midget acting like a child

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purchase an advertisement, homosexual.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is cate blanchett in this? she's dignified as frick, she played galadriel ffs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's dignified as frick, she played galadriel ffs
      >dignified
      Anon, I...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gimme a qrd

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC she sold her own veganal smell or something, and may or may not have hung out with some silly shaman.
          But I probably mix up the latter with Iron Man's secretary actress.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that does sound like gwyneth paltrows and goop. you've got them mixed up. that shit was a whole meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dignified as frick
      Not anymore, decided to get trashy in her twilight years. Why not I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gets along with Eli Roth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would anyone care about that hack?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that cast
    >for a B-movie based on a video game
    Based batshit insane producers.

    Wait, nevermind— those’re the same people they typically use, right?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Tannis is hotter than movie Moxxi, so at least that's accurate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was M from Bond from that thumbnail lmao

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't Borderlands. This is Be Olderlands. Is there a hag lover on set?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is Be Olderlands
      That joke is a bit too... b-old.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Roland is smol army man
    >Lilith's tattoos are completely covered up
    >Tannis appears to be mentally stable
    >Tina also looks like she's holding it together and not thinking about explosives
    >NotKreig isn't covered in blood/piss/shit and is also looking very well in terms of mental state
    >Claptrap is alright
    >Entire thing has TWO guns

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first trailer
    >huh that didn't look as fricking horrific as I thought
    >2nd trailer

    I was so fricking wrong.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Hart is the only thing about this movie that doesn’t look like steaming shit, and that’s only by a hair because his “funny midget black man” shtick is running thin but Roland wasn’t a character in the first place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roland was a character, just a, what's the word, generic? Soldier McMercenarydude, basically.
      I still am a bit disturbed how they turned Axton into a bi because of a audio file bug.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cate Blanchett
    >Jack Black
    >Florian Munteanu
    >Jamie Lee Kurtis
    >Kevin Hart
    Yep, kino is back

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that booze alright?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will be a blast.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like kino. Only insecure incels disagree.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord they're all hideous.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hype for live-action anything

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is one strange amalgamation of casting. also where is jack bla-. He's the fricking robot isnt he?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlandsbros... I dont feel so good...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the New-U machines did have warnings about potential reconstruction errors!

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tina is a Mexican version of the girl from bridge to terabithia

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