Are you going to become Dark Arts Master or Potions Master in Hogwarts Legacy?

Are you going to become Dark Arts Master or Potions Master in Hogwarts Legacy?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Germione

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's trans Ron. The transition potion saw his half-assed ginger head and turned him into a real bro

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone ever made a decent attempt at a school sim? all that comes to mind is bully

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Artificial Academy

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leviosaaahh.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay. Give me the real reason why this game is being blasted by trannies and approved by Ganker because transphobic. People are seeing this as a normal harry potter game, what the hell is going here?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just a Harry Potter game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is just a open world harry potter game with a make your own OC, of course people want it, no one gives a fuck what people on twitter are saying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JK Rowling pissed off the suicide squad by being a TERF. They're mad and trying to boycott the game. Ganker likes being contrarians and chuds are pretty annoying so anything that makes them seethe is funny.

      it has nothing to do with the game itself, it's just culture war shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      trannies are pissed at rowling because she's the wrong kind of feminist (she doesn't believe that trannies are real women) so they boycott anything harry potter and want it to fail for whatever purpose instead of fucking off and making their own stories

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, lets say the entire world stops buying or making HP stuff, pretty sure she has more than enough money at this point to spend the rest of her life more comfortable than most people in the world with out working another day in her life.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Denying an already wealthy person more money, does nothing. Literally nothing, doesn't help JK has one of the best royalty deals ever. Do they not realize JK will get the royalties for any physical copies shipped to any local store that shelves it, no one even has to buy the physical copies she already made that money, her royalty deal is stupid good. They might as well buy the bloody thing, it's even funnier that the game has the gender neutral stuff that those who want it boycotted likes. I am in the camp that is happy for that, I despise gender locked hairstyles.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People buying this game isn't gonna change your wallet, because she already got her fat paycheck when she agreed to the game years ago. She's the richest author of this century, she's not gonna worry
          >instead of fucking off and making their own stories
          That's a really old tired out trope because people are already making their own HP rip offs, "magic school" still pops up again adn again. Even that Wednesday Addams show had it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >your wallet
            HER wallet, fuck my skull

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what the hell is going here?
      americans NEED drama in their lives (both trannies and non trannies)
      NEETs believe everything they read online and need someone to hate with all their soul
      so you mix these things and you get it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People who are buying this:
      1. Many Harry Potter fans
      2. People who like the way this game looks
      3. People who don't give a shit about any of the drama
      4. People who don't know shit about any of the drama
      5. Moms who are buying it for their kids
      6. People who want to stick it to the trannies
      7. People who want to support JK Rowling
      8. Steamers who want that viewership money

      People who aren't buying this game
      1. People who give that much of a shit about the trannies
      2. Most trannies
      3. People who hate any form of chud content
      4. People who simply aren't interested in this game for any reason
      5. Some garden gnomes who were meme by the "goblins are garden gnomes" nonsense
      6. Anti-Feminists
      7. People who are still-conscious about liking Harry Potter
      8. People who legitimately hate Harry Potter for whatever reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >People who aren't buying this game
        >1. People who can't afford it anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People buy shit they can't afford all the time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're legitimately a horrible person if you support any products that funds trans folks genocide

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm playing this game because I grew up with the HP movies and always liked the setting. The fact that it makes trannies seethe so much is just an added bonus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          same, i'm blinded by nostalgia and just want a harry potter game that isn't the recent 3rd person shooter but with spells
          i don't feel hype but that's because i want to make sure i don't get depressed from how generic some things are gonna be

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you mean trannies will leave me alone if I buy this? I'll take 20 copies, please.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So if I buy this, I will never have to see or hear trannies again?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the ride never ends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rowling said only women have their period, then the shitty part of the internet got mad.

      Nothing really happened, just enjoy vidya.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do girls use tampons in Hogwarts?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They have tiny tiny elves that sucks the discharge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game seems fun enough. It's an open world HP game where you can live a Hogwarts rp which is what people have wanted since HP became a thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I promise you that this post isn't 4chanposting. I'm a bifag and I have quite a few trans friends. I am aware that most people here would call me a morongay for even admitting that but I don't care. Politically I'm primarily a libertarian.
      But holy fucking shit, this whole controversy over a stupid fucking video game is borderline making me transphobic. I actually mainly agree with what JK has been saying about them. I live in a very blue state and 90% of women I know feel the same way. The other 10% are some flavor of lgbt and mainly just tolerate them as much as I can see.
      And after all that's said and done, 99% of people irl are mainly of the opinion that
      >yeah what jk said is kind of shitty but harry potter is pretty good
      and I've come to the conclusion that this whole thing is manufactured rage by maybe a few thousand terminally online trannies. I'm seriously considering leaving all social media and removing these reactionary fucks from my for my own mental health

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That about sums up my take on trannies as well, i generally don't mind them but holy shit some of them are so loud, annoying, and down right cunts that it is actively making me hate them even if i don't want to.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Last I spoke to my friend who's ftm they didn't care about the Rowling controversy and bought Hufflepuff merch at some convention after that too. But while there are some really extreme and vocal trans folk online tbh I find the so-called allies more annoying..

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That about sums up my take on trannies as well, i generally don't mind them but holy shit some of them are so loud, annoying, and down right cunts that it is actively making me hate them even if i don't want to.

        Same. Last I spoke to my friend who's ftm they didn't care about the Rowling controversy and bought Hufflepuff merch at some convention after that too. But while there are some really extreme and vocal trans folk online tbh I find the so-called allies more annoying..

        They're the new furries. Loud and obnoxious and play the victim when you tell them to stop being obnoxious gays.

        I legitimately dont give a single shit if you want to cut your dick off or if you want to suck other dicks or whatever, its none of my business. But dont shove your shit incessantly into my hobbies and use vidya as some stupid preaching ground. Trannies are less than 1% of the fucking population, not every single game needs to talk about how brave they are for existing or whatever.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >90% of women agree with what JK has been saying about them
        >99% of people irl are mainly of the opinion that yeah what jk said is kind of shitty

        So which is it?
        See this is why we live in this bizarro fucking world.
        Everyone knows these people are insane but no one wants to say it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          read more carefully retard
          >women I know
          >99% of people
          I know way more men than women

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That about sums up my take on trannies as well, i generally don't mind them but holy shit some of them are so loud, annoying, and down right cunts that it is actively making me hate them even if i don't want to.

        I think these takes can be applied to plenty more groups than trannies is the problem here, like 4chan posters out of containment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >harry potter is somehow a corner stone of literature for a specific group of people and highly influential on their world view
      >in the face of all (of their) logic and reason, the author of the series doesn't agree with their opinions and often directly opposes them
      >they don't know how to handle this
      Its very funny.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to support a feminist.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll choose your own classes and spells and builds
    I wish I had the optimism you guys did. I'm 90% certain it's going to be like an Action RPG where you get the same shit no matter what.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Skyrim but Harry Potter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's like Assassin's Creed Odyssey but Harry Potter, more like

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like Assassin's Creed Odyssey but Harry Potter
          So "A Wizard of Earthsea" game. That would be incredibly based beyond belief.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            just another shit game that looks pretty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, there are actual Talent Trees and points to spec into them with

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinking it'll just change the color of the stars your wand makes and nothing more.

        Pic related: Avalanche Software past games.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nah, those "trees" are clearly just
          >normal combat spells (Stupefy, Wingardium Leviosa etc)
          >"evil" spells (Sectumsempra etc)
          >world skills (broom handling, wizard vision etc)
          >stealth
          >crafting/gathering

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Chicken Little and the Robinsons games were such kinos

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Toy Story 3 was solid. That might be the last decent licensed movie game to come out. By then a lot of people had given making them or put in minimal effort.

          https://metro.co.uk/2010/07/19/games-review-toy-story-3-too-good-to-waste-on-kids-451285/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And they got bought by WB since most of those games, I sincerely doubt it's the same team making this game. I'm sure there is crossover, but WB seems to have thrown too much money at this game to not hire some people who have AAA experience.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >people who have AAA experience
            That's hardly enough, you need a complete studio, not just a handful heads.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dark arts master while also being a goody two shoes. Going to eliminate evil scum with their own dark magic and rise above it all. Sorry slytherins, you’re toast.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cute black chick with freckles and curly brown locks
    I'm sorry indo-european genes... I'm gonna commit race treason

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope you'll be able to actually genocide the ~~*goblins*~~

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter is for fat millenial women, spinsters and redditors. If i want a cool fantasy/wizard game there are better options.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally zero magic school games, in particular because there's literally zero magic school fantasy settings other than Harry Potter.

      However imagine a boarding school for mages set in Shadowrun. That could be kino.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >there's literally zero magic school fantasy settings other than Harry Potter

        chud Potter fags really have zero awareness of fantasy series beyond Harry Potter

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You act like either or those things are going to be an option, it's asscreed with magic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's Skyrim but Harry Potter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like Skyrim, it's in the style of something like the modern AssCreed games.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i probably won't play the game

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am curious if all Potions are just drinkable buffs or if we can also make Alchemical Bombs too.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was he right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i would do that like 24/7 until i'm in azkaban
      or devlped a spell that grants me X-RAY vision.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Expert on muggle artifacts whose enemies seem to die to small metallic pebbles. The leading theory for the cause of this is that goblings unsafely transporting coinshavings through unregisteted and unstable floo network.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Farts and Potions are gay shit.

    Real men play sports.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      30 years old and having brain damage from multiple Quidditch accidents

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    These elaborate roleplays reminds me of pre cyberpunk release threads. You're going to be disappointed, AAA games aren't built for anything other than being a boring jack of all trades.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk is now kino tho
      >m-muh release...
      Nobody cares.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But you still can't roleplay in it to the extent people were hoping for before it came out

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If it was any other company, literally any other company. It would have not become kino, only cdprojekt red can release a trashfire and manage to actually fix it properly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn’t lmfao. The underlying fundamentals are what are shit, no amount of patches will fix that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You still can't roleplay anything outside of the three stories they have set up that aren't incredibly different from each other. Combat isn't diverse. You can't even dual wield pistols.

        Cyberpunk is horribly boring even now.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nogwarts

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will the game actually give me the choice of being a comically evil bastard or no

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it does you can even cast crucifio

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unforgivable spells are confirmed and we saw crusio being used by player in the gameplay trailer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >use crucio on females
        >imperio on blacks
        >avada kedavra on garden gnomes
        Hitler% category confirmed?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >use crucio on females
          i thought this was supposed to be post about a secret fetish

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No because that sound gay. Ya sound gay. 'ahrry potder is gay. Their houses ahah gay. They av gay animals representin' them. This wole thread is gay. The bloody seed of yah fathers is cleahrly gay because it resulted in all of ya. Fuckin' gays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the language of ancient evil
      SLYTHERIN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They av gay animals representin' them
      What is wrong with lion?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They ahah the bloody ultimayyte gays. Fat oversized cats that can't do shit on their own. Not ta mention that they ahah kings only in their cope dreams. Kind of liyyke ya gays ahah chads in yah own. Lion is nothin' but a glawrified queen of his own pride. Lionesses choose them 'n lionesses decide fawr how long they ahah gonnah stay in the bloody said pride. The bloody moment these bitches get knackered of him, at best they ahah gonnah kill him, at wawrst they will run him off only so the bloody lion dies lader on because that bloody overweight cat is incompetent on its own. Kind of liyyke how most of ya would die on the bloody streets if yah pahrents threw ya out of yah basements ta garn be adults instead. The bloody best pahrt is that it doesn't take much fawr lionesses ta turn on a lion. All it takes is fawr them ta see one lion with a dahrkah mane than their lion 'n they will cast their lion away fawr this one. So it is the bloody ultimayyte gay animal as such 'n ya ahah compensatin' gay if that is yah house.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They av gay animals representin' them.
      CAW!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >beaten by small blue bird in terms of intelligence
        kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Their animal is actually the eagle

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >literally called RAVENclaw
          >is called as "house of eagles" instead
          Sasuka J.K.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ravenclaw
            >represented by eagles

            Now this is fucking bullshit.

            The house got its name by its founder (Rowena Ravenclaw), not an animal. All houses carry names of their founders. It has jack shit to do with their animal mascots.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >be named Ravenclaw
              >black hair
              >renowned for intelligence
              >choose eagle as the animal for the house of Ravenclaw
              Was it a rib?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I must apologize for the wizard world, they are idiots.
                We purposely trained them wrong, as a joke.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ravenclaw
            >represented by eagles

            Now this is fucking bullshit.

            >Gryfindor isn't represented by a Griffin
            >Hufflepuff isn't represented by a pufferfish

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Slitherin is actually represented by a slithering snake

              All houses are bogus, Slitherin is the only real house.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ravenclaw
          >represented by eagles

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Now this is fucking bullshit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Ravenclaw not represented by a raven
            >Gryffindor not represented by a griffin
            >Hogwarts not represented by a hog

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hogwarts is represented by a hog at least. There's a bunch of hog statues around the castle and there's the Hog's Head Inn at Hogsmeade.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              HACK
              A
              C
              K

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They ahah the bloody ultimayyte gays. Fat oversized cats that can't do shit on their own. Not ta mention that they ahah kings only in their cope dreams. Kind of liyyke ya gays ahah chads in yah own. Lion is nothin' but a glawrified queen of his own pride. Lionesses choose them 'n lionesses decide fawr how long they ahah gonnah stay in the bloody said pride. The bloody moment these bitches get knackered of him, at best they ahah gonnah kill him, at wawrst they will run him off only so the bloody lion dies lader on because that bloody overweight cat is incompetent on its own. Kind of liyyke how most of ya would die on the bloody streets if yah pahrents threw ya out of yah basements ta garn be adults instead. The bloody best pahrt is that it doesn't take much fawr lionesses ta turn on a lion. All it takes is fawr them ta see one lion with a dahrkah mane than their lion 'n they will cast their lion away fawr this one. So it is the bloody ultimayyte gay animal as such 'n ya ahah compensatin' gay if that is yah house.

      based aussie wonder what would aussie's school of magic be like

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Oi mates, welcome to petrolmancy class!
        >Now carefully open your flasks of petrol and take a big ol' whiff of those magic fumes.
        >Chunda! We're really on a mystical walkabout now!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >AVADA KA-FUCKYERSELF!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >WINGARDIUM LEVIO-JUSTGETTHEFUCKUPTHEREYACUNT

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Aussies such shitpost connoisseurs?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >now fellas, we're going to learn how to handle the most DAYNGERUS creature there is

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >and returning this year as keeper of the keys and grounds of Strayaworts, Rubeus Irwin

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Aussies such shitpost connoisseurs?

          The last time I went to zoo on a date (which was 5 years) go had two guys (not joking) entered in space with crocodiles who were petting and playing with them. Security came to tell these guys to fuck off from there. When asked who these two were the security just answered "bloody Australian tourists." I thought that whole Aussie thing was just a meme before that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't question nothing when it comes to aussies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's a whole series of YouTube videos that are "What if an Aussie was in Harry Potter"
        I haven't watched them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        an anon asked the same thing in a HP thread years ago, i have a screenshot somewhere on an old phone
        >... the Australian wizarding school Gobbledymoron shikuntz where they cast spells by huffing petrol and the ghosts of local shitposters haunt the grounds

        I still remember the post almost verbatim

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Implying you can become any. You'll only use real dark arts in scripted scenes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or some dumb arena where you murder so many nameless goons your soul would be splintered to hell after one match.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off glowmoron

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to create a spell that either turns all blacks into whites or eradicates them all together

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll become the Grand Wizard

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making a OC Queen-Witch and then you romance and impregnate her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      monopoly is a long ass game
      who the fuck has energy for a truth or dare after that?!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Monopoly in my family was the while collar crime simulator and number one cause of fist fights.
        As far as I know the game is finished when my cousin flips the board and accuses me of cheating and he ends up with a bloody nose and crying to our parents.
        I was cheating, but he didn't catch me and was just being a bitch and asking for it.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play chud games

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >new ips
    >terrible posts
    like pottery

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where do i buy the old Harry Potter 1-3 PC games? That work on modern PCs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. You download them off myabandonware or something like that.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dark potions

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be a Dark Killing Arts Master.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hufflepuff
    >not represented by a big bad wolf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not represented by fat wizard who has to magic shit since he's so fat, taking the stairs makes him out of breath

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No quidditch
    >No chamber of secrets
    Soulless

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my hufflepuffs at

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna have sex and nothing else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with literal children
      >in your AAA Western title
      top kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Age of consent is 15 here in my country so....

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What part of AAA Western title isn't your brain getting?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The "Western" part.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Then, allow me to spoon feed you like a little toddler: AAA Western = it follows world's standard of what is considered the acceptable age of consent (18)
              Meaning: It doesn't matter if you live in Western region yourself in which age consent is something else, devs making these shit games won't go sexy mode unless it is 18+. Not to mention that this is WB game, so it won't go there even if they all were 18+.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'll have sex in my head then.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even want sex. I just want to drink butterbeer with a cute girl while nervously working up the nerve to hold her hand.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I always found this ironic since those Calicuks who mostly cuck gaming industry by screeching "pedo" always produce shows that sexualize teens kek.
                Even that Velma shitshow is about teens and said show even proudly says how good is TEEN SEX, which is said by literal adult characters.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, anon, well done... Well done... However, even some cute romance is enough for me. As long as I can fluster the girl that is aloof 95% of the time, it's still a win in my book.

                If not, then the modders will probably find a way

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gryffindor
    >house animal is not a griffin

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    herbology
    can't wait to make a line of turrets from plants like it's plants vs zombies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DATS WIZZURDS PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sex with gryffindor sluts

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hurry up Harry, the Black girl does 2 for 1

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to become a frog poster

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >DINESH DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
      Dumbledore asked calmly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the game is set in the 1800's so according to rowliing wizards shit in designated shitting corridors (probably hufflepuff common room)

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Could he defeat Voldemort?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not without the strongest potions.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im gunna be the pussy master
    masterin that teenie schoolgirl pussy with muh dick

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >House
    Hufflepuff
    >wand
    6 inches made of balsa wood with a goblin pube core
    >patrons
    Koala Bear

    Oh yeah, it's gaming time.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Laurel wood with a unicorn core 12 ¼" and slightly springy flexibility
    >It is said that a laurel wand cannot perform a dishonourable act, although in the quest for glory (a not uncommon goal for those best suited to these wands), I have known laurel wands perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic. Laurel wands are sometimes called fickle, but this is unfair. The laurel wand seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and it is in such conditions that it is most easily and willingly won away.
    >Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard. Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may 'die' and need replacing.
    Bros... My wand is a moralfag..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My wand is basic bitch rowan wood but ultra rare pheonix core which i think is neat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A sissy Master <3

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ravenchad
    I will become the first tech priest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      slitherchads rise up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In the US polecats are another name for skunk.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they aren't, though.
          in uk and us, polecats are basically ferrets

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In the US polecats are another name for skunk.

        >common room is under water and looks out into the depths of the lake where you occasionally catch a glimpse of sea monsters
        That kind of captain nemo aesthetic is worth being a member of the school shooter house.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >redditclaw
      cringe

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can I make a rape potion?

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Big map.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When does the review embargo lift? I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy it based on the previews alone but I don't want to be cyberpunk'd

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weird the game even opens in Victorian London but there's no Diagon Alley.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's zero mention of Diagon Alley in your pic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No mention of it in the book. We see Gringotts vault in the trailers but it's likely Hogsmeade is doubling for Diagon Alley like it does at the theme parks. It has it's own Ollivanders and everything.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What always annoys me about setting like this is I can tell the person who created it never thought about the implications.
    There are muggles in this world, are you telling me no one read heinlein or saw primer?
    You're in a setting where you can create an actual hilbert hotel. If you have a time turner, you now have infinite computational power. Even if you're just working by hand.
    You have a room, it has a super computer, a place to sleep, eat, shower, use the bathroom, etc. Everything you need. You go into this room for some predetermined amount of time. Once the buzzer goes off you take a copy of all your work go out the door, set your time turner to the instant your closed the door to go into the room, and then you walk into room#2, work another shift, walk out, set the time turner to when you first closed door #2 and go into door#3, etc. Once you've finished whatever you were working on you take that, and reset the time turner to right after you entered the building originally, and then walk out the other end of the building.
    From the outside world you walked into the building with a problem and walked out a second later with the answer.
    If things go wrong and everything fails then you just follow the same steps, except you slide a note under the door of whatever step went "wrong." Since the you coming in the building hasn't gone into any rooms yet you can leave a note for yourself.
    Hell if you really want to have some causal loop tomfoolery you can just drop the solution or finished product in the first room, and as long as you wait out your shift, and then leave when you're supposed to, you won't ever bump into yourself, and won't cause any paradox.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon HP Wizards don't care about technology. They don't need it because it's bulkier and less convient than casting a spell.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't need it because it's bulkier and less convenient than casting a spell.
        Let me introduce you to a funny device called the crossbow.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't have to be technology.
        What about that luck potion that takes forever to brew. You can now create the shit by the gallon.
        You could fill a swimming pool with it, do a cannonball, and then literally solve all the worlds problems forever while top pussy across time and space phases on and off your cock and you become dr. manhattan.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anon all you're doing is displaying your own lack of knowledge with the source material. They require magic to actually be brewed properly and on top of that potions are sensitive little shits to the point where it's almost like constructing a bomb and putting in too much at once to have a big "batch" has disastrous results.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You're not making "one big batch."
            You have expert potionmorons working for however long it takes to brew the most pure and concentrated potion imaginable, and then delivering the product immediately after ordered.
            You can do this over and over.
            Literally anything that takes time and precision to brew or or summon, can now be done instantly because you took math after highschool.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon all you're doing is displaying your own lack of knowledge with the source material.
            Not him but he's nonetheless right and whatever justification there may be is either terrible or a retcon. They even have toys that go way beyond their admitted limitations of "magic".

            It was written by a woman with next to zero understanding of science and technology, not that it's relevant by itself, but simply because it wires your brain to understand what true problems humans face, how technology answers it, how technologies can be combined to do even greater things, and what are the limitations. Even when she tried to give this magic a more logical framework, she inadvertently opened a dozen more Pandora boxes.

            Magic in the world of Harry Potter only serves to support the narrative but is otherwise irremediably fucked.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >and whatever justification there may be is either terrible or a retcon
              Too bad. That's how it works. Like 1+1 is 2. There's nothing to do but my pic

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It would be a good idea for the framing device for an anthology show.
              Every episode has an opening and closing cap where the management of the hotel is checking guests in and out, doing room service, checking in on rooms to make sure everything is okay, preparing rooms for the clients coming in.
              The staff of the hotel would be part exorcists, part x files, and part SCP as well as hotel concierge.
              And just to spook the zoomers, each wing of the hotel is an infinite corridor of spooky empty hallways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't read, have sex nerd.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People like you sicken me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until I get some goblin thralls and take some drastic revolutions in medical technology to introduce the wizarding world to the true source of power and knowledge, the machine god.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is a nicely thought out plan and use of the magical item.
      Unfortunately this world was never meant to be taken this seriously so you are kinda wasting your own computational power here. If the world were taken more seriously, it would be the Urban Fantasy subgenre instead of a bog-standard (but still interesting) Low Fantasy.

      My advice is just to try and embrace its stupidity.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this got us methods of rationality, and trust me when I say that's a road better left alone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I once read a summary of that it sounded like the mad ramblings of an autist

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whichever one lets me systematically torture and murder all the black students at hogwarts

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