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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a massive zeldagay and recovering ninten drone and even I am looking at Tears of the Kingdom as a glorified DLC for BOTW. Those floating islands look barren from the footage so far.
    Hope they pull a kino trailer out of their ass that wins me over like the BOTW release date trailer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 pirate for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Denuvo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Denuvo.

        >denuvo
        >gets cracked in a week
        lol, nothing personnel, tendie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Denuvo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you even download switch games now?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will now buy the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re goddamn right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So when is nintendo bringing back the ability for Link to turn into a wolf?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO!!! Here's my $60

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like over a 100 dollars.
      homie count your money Nintendo is stealing from you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's worth $60 thanks to our moronic inflationary practices

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I am, and I will have fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, I can't wait for more adventure kino.

      You will pretend to have fun so that you can come here and make it out to be something it won't be. You've been brainwashed to believe unfun things are fun by shitty developers.
      You will waste your money to have nu-fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't read lol
        thanks for the (you) tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

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          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            didn't read lol
            thanks for the (you) tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

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              So yeah, keep playing the tough guy on the interwebz, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                didn't read lol
                thanks for the (you) tho

                didn't read lol
                thanks for the (you) tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

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                Anonymous

                cope

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                cope

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                Anonymous

                cope seethe and cheese

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            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >obviously read the post
              >"didn't read lol"
              This has never worked. Why do gays think this works? Nobody believes you didn't read the post.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed, I can't wait for more adventure kino.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm expecting to feel just as bad about this game as I was with Breath of the Wild, only I won't be as disappointed because I had no hype for this game since the meme is a good representation for what this game is (glorified expansion).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. BotW is top 10 games for me though, so I don't really need much. I'm a little apprehensive about how little we've seen considering it's an asset flip, with probably the biggest thing everyone talks about being the reused map needing to have a bunch of shit in it that makes it worth climbing around in. The only time I can think of a game that reused it's map and didn't just frick the game up is Saint's Row 4, basically because the genre flipped from GTA clone to superhuman game and you spent most of your time in SR4 flying around the city at mach speed.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BotW attracted the best schizos and TotK is going to be even better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >donut steel the redditfrog
      have a nice day

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    see you fricking shitposters it's NOT just flying rocks in the old map there's a rock on the hill too

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sigh, reset the counter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Recycling memes because it's easy instead of making something better.
      Pottery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amazing how this always triggers the mindraped Gankerirgins still seething over this game years later

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh, looks like I won.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yep
    the fact that this game is already making mindraped Gankerirgins seething is filling me up with joy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautious because I think I'll just drop it, just like I dropped Miles Morales, Forbidden West and Elden Ring. Ghost of Tsushima was the last open world map tower collectathon garbage I could handle and it was the final drop.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    612287040

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got bingo!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, looks like I won

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to fight bokoblins and moblins again

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >s-stop! you're not really having fun!!!...STOP IT! IT ISN'T FUN! YOU CAN'T LIKE THINGS, STOP!!!!!!!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They already said long time ago they'll be using the same map in BotW2. Dunno why are you surprised by it now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they said it's gonna be shit I don't know why you're so against that

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't reply back
    I won.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legend of overrated

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    legend of kino: makes the Gankerirgins seethe
    based based BASED

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I'm hecking pumped for is the inevitable shitposting from both sides and just sitting back and watching the fireworks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm looking forward to wasting time reading conversations I have no interest in
      you sound mentally ill

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. I absolutely ADORE Zelda, but so much of that adoration comes from how each new major game is substantially different from the last, even direct sequels using the same engine and assets (like MM). So seeing BOTW's world come back mostly unchanged with some stuff added on top is extremely underwhelming, and they better have some kind of massive twist in the wings to justify why this is a new game and not a DLC expansion pack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly my, and many others', thoughts as well. They have to be hiding something. There has to be a reason all the "trailers" are just 20 second teaser clips.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it looks like $60 DLC

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally predicted this when they first announced "BotW2".
    I made a post listing all the titles of Zelda games and every name was different other than the last two, both of which were BotW, suggesting that Nintendo will make the exact same game again. Nintendies seethed, obviously. "It's just a working title!"
    Guess who was right

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are mentally ill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for pointing out how lazy the sequel looks?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol because you played it so much already
        >inb4 hurr durr it's the same
        Black person you didn't even played botw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except he’s right, it’s literally the same game with some floating islands sprinkled on top of the map.
          There is nothing in the trailer that doesn’t suggest this could have easily been dlc instead of a full blown sequel just yet, so until nintendo reveals otherwise shut the frick up you homosexual

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting a new game to have a new map is "seething"
    Explain this to me in non-tendie terms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Explain this to me in non-tendie terms.
      Sure. You have a film in theaters that was critically acclaimed for its setting and plot; naturally, a sequel is in the works. Do you:
      >A: Put the same characters in an entirely different setting that retcons the original plot
      or
      >B: Make the direct sequel actually play off of the strengths of the original movie by adding depth to its strengths
      Come on now, this can't be hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Putting the same characters in a different setting is not a retcon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Putting the same characters in a different setting is not a retcon
          Tell me how it isn't. If a Crash Bandicoot prequel randomly put him and the rest of the cast in space with the entire game implying that the series has always been about interstellar conquest, does that not completely go against the platformer collectathon principles of the original?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if I make up a hypothetical scenario that caters to my argument that means I'm right
            You can do a BotW sequel with the same Link and Zelda without taking the exact same overworld as the first game and sprinkling some floating islands over it
            Majora's Mask is a sequel with Link dropped into a new setting and it doesn't retcon Ocarina

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You can do a BotW sequel with the same Link and Zelda without taking the exact same overworld as the first game and sprinkling some floating islands over it
              So you want TWO mediocre open world maps, then? They already pointed out that the map was the strength of BOTW to begin with, why not build off of it. Link and Zelda are irrelevant even if you try to conflate your example with the shitty Crash analogy that was given.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >BOTW map was good
                >I want another one
                >So you want TWO mediocre open world maps, then?
                ?????

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So you want TWO mediocre open world maps, then? They already pointed out that the map was the strength of BOTW to begin with, why not build off of it.
                Ideally sequels build on the shortcomings of their predecessors regardless of whether they reuse the same map or not

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ganon awakes and opens the gates to the Sacred Realm
            >Link and Zelda get thrown into Lorule
            wow that was hard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hold on there anon, first your argument is moronic, second games are not movies, third Zelda series is known and liked for every game in the franchise being different.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still
    meds

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always hyped for free games

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How big the underground world will be will really make or break whether I buy it. I loved the first game but the copypasta overworld now with floating rocks just isn't doing it for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a big ass underground doesn't sound super appealing when the only thing waiting outside is the exact same world map we've seen a thousand times already, it'd be like being on an infinite shrine but you take peeks at BotW1 every now and then
      why the frick didn't they go for a new map

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a monkeys paw scenario. People wanted more BotW content after the dlc and Nintendo took that to mean the same exact map and assets. The only reason this isn't more dlc is due to Nintendo not having the resources and time to create another game from the ground up before next gen. Building that engine really did a number on their dev cycle expectations.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's called tears of the kingdom because Ganker can't stop crying about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who is Ganker's king?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game isn't out and already makes Ganker seethes
    how did nintendo do it ?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more excited about the yet-to-be-released Genshin regions than this and I'm saying this as a long time Zelda fan who actually enjoyed BOTW.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tears of the kingdom? more like tears of the snoys

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    le EMPTY OVERWORLD WITH NOTHING 2 YASSS

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't even out yet, nothing but a title revealed, already making contrarians seethe.

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