Are you guys ready to admit this was fricking stupid?

Are you guys ready to admit this was fricking stupid?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Frick off. Big tiddy Draenei are superior to ugly wc3 fricks in every single regard. KYS.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why Blizzard made a race where the women have horse dicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for inclusivity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >futa draenei commissions singlehandedly popularized the most generic alternative fetish to ever hit the internet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the guy who commissioned all those horse wiener commissions should be considered a great man of history

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DOOD what if we make a race of eradar that are le good guize? and make them exactly like the protoss from starcraft because we need to recycle shit
    nah it was moronic. almost as moronic as having the blood elves be the new horde race, but I understand why they did that logistically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Caving into Asians for an expansion before the Activision buyout always made me laugh. Even when Blizzard was “our friend” they made decisions based on momentary profit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, I hate this "reverse tropes and expectative", because is a trope even more repetitive than the original.

      Invert Eredar
      Horde Blood Elves
      Invert the factional classes

      Boring shit

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    draenei are ok...
    what bother me the most are Belfs in the horde. frick trannies and frick Black folk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didnt play wc3
      It should be undead in the horde that triggers the tism you homosexual.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i was in the high elves / ogres timeline
    frick draenei

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we never got playable ogres

      frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no high elves
      >no ogres
      >no Naga
      >no ethereal
      >no nerubian
      >no Tuskarr
      >no Broken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have high elves now blizzard caved ages ago and let you make a void elf with white skin and no tentacles

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one wants bargin bin helves in a game that's been shit for a long time, ruined and otherwise pozzed. Imagine unironically giving the current devs of blizzard games money lmao.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you stop sperging no one asked

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go back to your Black person worshipping c**t general in /vg/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Legion shows that the majority of Eredar are victims of circumstance and puts a lot of the blame on Velen for fleeing and never looking back, leaving the majority of the population to its fate
        >There's reason for both the Alliance and Horde to accept them after the Legion is taken down
        >Also a sizable faction of Broken
        >So anyways here's a dozen purple elves and Draenei but they're like, even more paladiny, they're new playable races

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >puts a lot of the blame on Velen for fleeing and never looking back
          What else was he supposed to do?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >puts a lot of the blame on Velen for fleeing and never looking back, leaving the majority of the population to its fate
          That's not what happened moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It absolutely is
            There was that whole bit with his son and Illidan shit on him constantly for it
            The climax of Tomb of Sargeras is him going frick it and following Kil'Jaedin because he's done being a pussy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Legion shows that the majority of Eredar are victims of circumstance and puts a lot of the blame on Velen for fleeing and never looking back, leaving the majority of the population to its fate
          >the evil magic space nazi soldiers are all innocent dindus

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >When evil space wizard gods shoot you full of demon jizz and blow up your planet, it's your fault

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >oh my planet was destroyed i guess ill just be evil forever and participate in this crusade to literally destroy all life everywhere

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >somebody burns down my house
                >im so mad im going to help them burn every house
                >and torture small animals
                >i hate this so much but im just a victim of circumstance haha

                When your options are comply or get your soul put in the eternal torment nexus then yeah I find it hard to find blame

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you could just sudoku
                or try to escape
                or try to rebel
                unless you are evil, you have a moral duty to oppose evil

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                didn’t the Eredar willingly comply with the legion in exchange for power? I thought that was the whole point, with Velen trying and failing to convince everyone else why trusting them was bad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You got Archimondr and Kil'Jaedin doing that sure, but Jane Q Horsedick tending to her crystal farm then suddenly hellfire invasion is hard to find fault in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >didn’t the Eredar willingly comply with the legion in exchange for power?
                You are correct. Unless Blizz retconned it again.
                The nane 'draenei' literally translates to 'exiled' or something, and is a title they took on while fleeing the Legion.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >somebody burns down my house
              >im so mad im going to help them burn every house
              >and torture small animals
              >i hate this so much but im just a victim of circumstance haha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are people still b***hing
          You can literally boot up WoW right now and
          >Make a High Elf on the Alliance
          >Make an Eredar exile on the Alliance
          The only ONLY reason I think we wont get Ogres as an allied race is because Blizz is gearing up to reboot wow into a sequel with a new engine in like 3-6 years once this worldsoul saga is finished. Ogres share a model skeleton with boomkins and would need a lot more work, whereas every other Allied race could be created with relatively minor art work (Kul'Tirans were the only exception with an entirely new model and animation set being made for them, because they're moronic)

          I imagine WoW2 would launch with Ogres being playable as a big selling point

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only jealous hordenigs dont like it

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Draenei unironically saved wow. If you dislike them, you are literally a gay. Look at her. If you are unable to bust a nut to this girl, its over. No arguing. Its over. Done. Finished.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hooves
      furgay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I busted a nut too early with my favourite hooker two days ago. Feels bad man :/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you busted early and then she just leaves?
        ....isn't it kinda bad for customer retention?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I got a massage from her afterwards and we talked about stuff. Still I feel fricking bad, because I have the feeling I'm getting worse and worse at sex. I guess next time I should just jack off a couple of hours earlier.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well, now you know

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and we talked about stuff
            She's a product. Why the frick are you talking about your feelings with something you payed for?
            Imagine coming home from work and telling your microwave how your day was.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Shes a product
              Well shes a person providing a service.
              If I went into mcdonalds depressed and the cashier asked me if i was ok I'd tell them how I was feeling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cashier doesn't care either, they ask cause you have the money they want.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and the cashier asked me if i was ok I'd tell them how I was feeling
                Why do you foist your misery on others? "How are you today" is a fricking courtesy question that most public workers are instructed to ask. It's not a fricking invitation to therapy.
                Order your five extra large quarter pounders with a diet coke and get out of the fricking line, moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Still I feel fricking bad, because I have the feeling I'm getting worse and worse at sex.
            It certainly doesn't sound like you're getting any better with this winning strategy of only ever paying for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You like female Draenei just because they bust a nut in your butthole

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Elves on Horde were stupid.
    Draenei fit Alliance well and the retcon wasn't too bad in hindsight.
    Still TBC should have been High Elves for Alliance and Goblins for Horde.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Word. Blood elves killed the savage vibe of the horde

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Horde was fricked in Vanilla when Undead joined. Whole point of the WC3 Horde was that they were "noble savages" trying to distance themselves from all the evil demon and undead shit that they used to do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When it was whites versus Black folk, it was a good time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what would have been a better way to solve the chink problem? Pandaren on the horde?
      Or just ignore it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Caving into Asians for an expansion before the Activision buyout always made me laugh. Even when Blizzard was “our friend” they made decisions based on momentary profit.

        this is the first i'm hearing of this, pls spoonfeed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean there's not much to explain?
          in vanilla wow, Asian servers saw a massive bias for the Alliance because the chinese didn't want to play "ugly" races, so they put blood elves on the horde to offset this

          Even today, belves are the most played horde race. they make up more than 30% of the horde player base.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hard to swollow truth: Blood elves and nightborne players arent real horde players but alliance at heart. Which is extra fun, because the horde people seething the hardest about the alliance are always blood elf posters

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hard to swollow truth: Blood elves and nightborne players arent real horde players but alliance at heart. Which is extra fun, because the horde people seething the hardest about the alliance are always blood elf posters

            It wasn't just Asian servers. Every region was Alliance dominated, NA was simply less Alliance based than the rest of the world. Humans and Nelves still made up most of the servers, with a decent helping of undead on pvp servers.
            Remember this game came out just after LotR finished. Classic fantasy was in vogue and was no longer considered boring. Everyone wanted to be Aragorn and Legolas. Funny how things change.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's the old Black person worship, simple as.
              You always get a horde (lol) of coping morons coming up with all sorts of excuses, but that's only because they know it to be the truth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >2004 was a year after ROTK
              Shit and back then I complained about things being lame then. Now I would kill half this board just to go back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Shit and back then I complained about things being lame then
                Things just get so progressively shitter that our complains of yesteryear seems quaint when compared to today

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Shit and back then I complained about things being lame then.
                Why you fricking Black person? I loved everything about 2003+. The internet was a new thing, everyone was playful just for the sake of it, movies were cool, new games with different gameplay and genres were coming out, it was a great time to be alive. Why did you think it was lame? Were you dropped as a kid?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          mark kern said that bloodelves was added for the asian market. korea mostly I think.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt fit into wow well, they belong in some sci fi universe instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Word. Blood elves killed the savage vibe of the horde

      >Blood Elves on Horde were stupid.
      Holy kek they are still seething LMAO
      >should have been High Elves for Alliance
      Aand it always comes back to high elves and being buttblasted that horde got elves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >blizz finally caves and gives alliance the blue eye’d blood elves they always wanted
        >but they were still so diametrically opposed to the idea of high elves being playable that they did it under the guise of a brand new oc race of yet more corrupted elves
        I don’t understand why they have some kind of vendetta against high elf fanboys but it’s hilarious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Players and blizzard writing ruined blood elves but they absolutely made sense joining the horde, they were just more in alignment with the foresaken rather then orcs/trolls/tauren

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the correct answer.

      also, non-Broken Draenei were less egregious than the weird spaceship shit and Blood Elves becoming Paladins by enslaving a Naaru. for fricks sake, High Elves were the Priests in WC3! just say Belf Paladins still followed the Light even though they left the Alliance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Blood Elves becoming Paladins by enslaving a Naaru. for fricks sake, High Elves were the Priests in WC3! just say Belf Paladins still followed the Light even though they left the Alliance
        But thats boring and makes them just pointed eared humans that taught them magic, besides they never believed in the light to begin with. They drew power from the sunwell, their religion was worshipping their own arcane power they drew from the sunwell. They're the highborne, just a millenia later and doing the same thing with a new well of eternity.
        Its just that Arthas fricked up the sunwell so they had to find a new source of energy, which Kael'thas provided with Muru and the concept of siphoning arcane from fel crystals and shieet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sunwell was 100% Arcane, its why they became so addicted. it only became Holy after TBC and Sunwell Plateau. They still believed in Elune and even have a Statue to a moonhuntress in the ruined part of Silvermoon. You are right about why they needed Muru though, it wasn't to "get Light" powers, it was to act as a buffet to a bunch of hungry crack-addicts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WoW has its own qliphoth and sephiroth now?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Any metaphysical system can have cool diagrams.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, I'm just a decade plus out of the lore loop. It would be kinda weird if a western fantasy setting didn't pull at least a little bit from kabbalah, especially one with so many magic circles, demons, angels and hexagrams.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You realize that Semitic traditions aren't really the only ones with those, and that fancy magic stuff was kinda since WC3 at least concept-wise even if unstated, yes?
                Hexagram isn't a Semitic symbol either.
                But I digress.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In fact, I think past some point hexagrams could've been found on amulets, rings and so on all over the planet at some point, but I can't recall that exact research bit.
                It's a power symbol, basically.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do realize those things, and I also realize that israeli mysticism informed a pretty substantial part of the western mystery tradition, a tradition that in turn had a huge amount of influence on western fantasy and roleplaying games. You are correct that the hexagram has ironically been a israeli symbol for a much shorter time than it wasn't, and I was only pointing it out specifically because of its ties to western occultism.

                In fact, I think past some point hexagrams could've been found on amulets, rings and so on all over the planet at some point, but I can't recall that exact research bit.
                It's a power symbol, basically.

                Yes, it's an ancient mystical symbol found in many cultures.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, just saying. Simply felt a need to mention that it's not quite right to correlate their tradition to Warcraft.
                Warcraft if anything is all over the place, in a peculiarly elegant way.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              has for a while. don't expect it to be referenced in game anymore, they don't play this game and actively hate old lore because it shows them how incompetent they are at writing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Liadrin was even a Priestess in her own lore, before she beacome disillusioned with the Light since she was captured and nearly sacrificed to Troll Loa (which makes it extra weird that the Blood Elves even give those things the time of day)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sunwell was 100% Arcane
            Did I not say that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething, high elf gay. Never ever.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing as Aliens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs already existed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in b4 futa posting

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    However dumb the Draenei retcon was, I would argue that it was immediately outdone by pretty much everything that came after it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, space goats are still the most stupid shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Draenei didn't frick the main story of the game like "Lich King Arthas" or any of the shit with the Jailer did.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They introduced space ship into high fantasy settings.
          The burning legion had access to this technology as we saw in Legion.
          They had it for more than 20 000 years.
          Yet they needed mortal races from Azeroth to open portals for them?
          When they had space ships with orbital canons that could obliterate any city on Azeroth?
          Drenai were one huge retcon that just introduced many plotholes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Jailer had all of your points considered when his plans were set into motion

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              J'lor was just manipulated by the void lords like most events in WoW history.
              He didn't notice it until his final moments.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and the voidlords are actually good guys trying to save us from the lightlords
                but the lightlords are trying to save us from the super titans
                but the super titans are trying to save us from the really old gods
                but the really old gods are trying to save us from the wrath of the lich god
                but the lich god was being manipulated by the antimatter wizard
                but the antimatter wizard is trying to save us from tyranids

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you reminded me of this image

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Demons are aliens

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not when it gave us Monara

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DrGraevling is still drawing porn two decades later
      What a legend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't fapped to his shit in years but I still appreciate him still being around. I dislike change and welcome the past

        This buttbawd was an entire sexual awakening for younger me.

        High quality drawings weren't common
        I still remember all those artists who basically just airbrushed 3d models

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not when it gave us Monara

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          MalberryBush draws some of the best e-girl-draenai I don't have any of them that aren't blueboard friendly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This buttbawd was an entire sexual awakening for younger me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Draenei bawds who casually get fricked by everything that moves
      Life is pain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People are always talking about genetically engineered catgirls but where is the research for our beloved cyan/purple goat women?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the problem has already been solved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, draenal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he ever make one with the night elf druid getting fricked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much inches?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DrGraevling is still drawing porn two decades later
      What a legend.

      >no new comics with her
      >just individual images once in a while
      It's over. Even the golden age of wc porn is gone. Blizzard is dead !

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's stupid is they still haven't made it canon that draenie girls have futa horsewieners. Even though everyone knows it's true

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Take female Draenei model
    >Give it a furkini
    >Call it Satyr
    >Make a male Satyr player model
    >Ah we were once evil but we rediscovered nature and shit on Azuremyst Island thanks to the elemental spirits and shamanism. Now we rejoin team blue.
    There. I fixed tBC Alliance race. Give me a time machine and some of Metzen's coke.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not as stupid as the high elves joining the horde becuase the humans were a little mean to them

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should be different race than Draenei

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Flee Argus
      >Call themselves Draenei
      >Rename Orc planet Draenor
      >It's always been that way

      They should be the Argunauts.
      Also why do they grow sixty feet tall when they become evil?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also why do they grow sixty feet tall when they become evil?
        Being evil makes you taller

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rename Orc planet Draenor

        Baffling since they weren't even the dominant species on the planet but even the Orcs called it "Draenor"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Canon is orcs were too busy being no shoes having Black folk to come up with names for anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it makes more sense in draenei. doesnt translate well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bosses/enemies are bigger for gameplay reasons outside Sargeras and other demons. You really think Illidan is 30 feet tall?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But it's not just for gameplay purposes, Archimondes size was canon for him fighting the world tree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also why do they grow sixty feet tall when they become evil?
        Being evil makes you taller

        Bosses/enemies are bigger for gameplay reasons outside Sargeras and other demons. You really think Illidan is 30 feet tall?

        It's how blizzard imagines raw power. Azshara was 20 feet tall. They just grow in size.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no 20 foot tall evil Nelf wife

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was always stupid, when TBC came out a lot of people complained about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people complain about a lot of things when they come out.

      Funny enough, you get pservers with custom content "doing things right as they should be", but everyone covers their ears and screams NANANANANANAN when shit like pic related comes up.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, medieval Protoss are rad and only jealous hordeBlack folk and helfhomosexuals are against them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally looks like a gigantic c*ck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about architectural design

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all good spaceships do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM-PUUUUUNCH

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TBC
    good
    >visual design
    >music
    bad
    >everything else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like the visual design of the TBC at all.
      the colors are garish. only zangarmarsh and nagrand are nice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hellfire Peninsula
        >OOOOOOOORANGE

        Terrokar wasn't that bad but also nothing special

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          music tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I also like the Tokara forest OST

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          terrokar just went the other way around and was way too fricking bland.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its Terokkar. Its literally right there in the name. The boss is called Terokk, not Terrok. Also the name comes up as prefix for like 500 enemies. Why does half the playerbase struggle with basic reading comprehension? How can you read the same name thousand times wrong? MMOs truly attract the lowest IQ bunch.

          Yes, I am seething.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people make typos in a fictional word
            >anon goes nuclear about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My brain knows that "how many k's are in terrokkkar" is beyond worthless information

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I get what they were going for in that alot of places are fricked up or destroyed or heavily altered but still. Blades Edge Mountain was worse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          blades edge had cool bits.
          like that massive tunnel leading to it which is something modern mmos hardly utilize for some reason.
          the gigantic bridges collecting the parts were cool too. but it was overall just too one note and samey which is bad when the theme is offputting brown spiky place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        netherstorm looked cool too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Netherstorm was my favorite to do the last few levels at. The Mana-Forges could be complete c**ts, but it was still fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay to have a bad taste anon. Everything about TBC was original and cool as frick.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Space goats with huge futa wieners are based didn't care for any of the races they added later but Draenei were a good addition.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >playing TBC in 2007 with friends
    >fun
    >playing TBC classic or TBC pservers in 2020's
    >not fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      almost like tbc is horseshit
      who woulda thunk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed every wow expansion until and including mop the first time around but I dread replaying any of them. Its fun playing through the content the first time but redoing it sucks.
      Except for mop actually. MoP is fun to revisit on pservers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never played with friends or even talked on teamspeak and just chatted a little bit. Most of the time I played by myself. Others made me uncomfortable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not just the state of the company but the community is an important aspect, the worst part about modern MMORPGs isn't just that they're terrible but that they're so popular they get treated like countries. So we have the MMORPG equivalent of Californians fleeing to the next FOTM, shitting up, destroying the community, buying as much DLC/shop items as they can then when that game is dead or dying because of their enabling they move on to the next product.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what changed is that you dont have friends anymore to play with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TBC has little actual content outside of raiding and Arena. Even Heroics are something you only have to hammer out for a short while. If you don't care for either, Outlands don't provide much else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn its like tbc is dogshit or something and your younger self was a moronic DUMB FRICKING N WORD
      FRICK U

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DUMB FRICKING N WORD
        Hey, watch the heckin language there, you frickin bigot.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My lightforged Draenei priest is the only MMO race I’ve ever been compelled to coom to
    BC Draenei were a necessary stepping stone to nature’s perfection

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hellfire penninsula is my favorite

    homie just look at the sky!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BRACE FOR IMPACT
    THE JAILOR HAS THE SIGILS
    I REPEAT, THE JAILOR HAS THE FRICKING SIGILS

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive called the addition of Good Eredar moronic back in TBC and I still say the same

    if they had to add a playable race from Draenor it should have been Ogres for Horde and make Blood Elves Alliance
    >m-muh Garithos
    lorelet take, they could have joined either faction by TBC, they only had quests added in their starting zones to start leaning towards the Horde

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blood Elves should have been a neutral race like the pandaren, who serve with anyone who will give them their mana fix

      Alliance should have gotten Furbolgs to get shamans

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying we didn't think it was fricking stupid in 2007
    https://lorelol.ytmnd.com/

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a serious lack of futa horsewieners in this thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just so we're clear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Surely this means that straight porn (featuring a guy and a girl) is gay, since you had the option to look at porn without a guy in it. Therefore lesbian porn is the only straight porn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's only guy if you are specifically looking for videos featuring men becuase you want to look at a penis, like futagays do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              seethe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mald

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dilate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                stretch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                stop replying to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok but one last time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's only guy if you are specifically looking for videos featuring men becuase you want to look at a penis,
            But you have the option to look at porn that features no men. That would be straight. If you watch porn with a guy in it, you have specific chosen to have a naked dude in your porn. That must be somewhat gay. If you're saying it's possible to watch videos featuring men, but do so without wanting to look at the penis (thus making it not gay), then surely the same is true of futa?

            You can push this even further and consider that porn featuring real people is cuckoldry by default since you are just watching them frick.

            What if it's female solo?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you could also not watch porn, since it can make you a troony that grooms kids.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You think men look up BBC porn for the girl?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can push this even further and consider that porn featuring real people is cuckoldry by default since you are just watching them frick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just accept the truth, you like wiener and it's ok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Futa is gay IF you are looking at it for the dick rather than in despite it
        Fixed
        This is why futa-on-female is straight and based while all other usages of futa are gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No need to dance around.
          Futa is gay to everyone, but not in a bad way, unless one goes too far with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All futa is gay. Watching hardcore pornography is honestly a little gay too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only looking at men's dicks is gay. I'm looking at futa for delicous girlwiener.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all of the draenei porn is just newhalves not actual futas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seems to me you're complaining that it's insufficiently gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >functional women with wieners is gayer than dudes with breasts
          uh huh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're obviously a tremendous homosexual and you're complaining that it's not up to your tastes, it follows that the demand is to make it gayer.

            degrees in hell with you homosexuals, i suppose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"WAAA? YOU DON'T LIKE FUTA???"
        >"Well guess what CHUD, you're not as special as me haha"
        >"IM SPECIAL!!!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AI image
          >just some random incoherent words instead of an actual response
          I hate /misc/ tourists so much it's unreal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"WAAA? YOU DON'T LIKE FUTA???"
        >"Well guess what CHUD, you're not as special as me haha"
        >"IM SPECIAL!!!"

        You're massive homosexuals regardless of the names you give it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"abloo bloo boo you don't like the same porn as I do therefore you're heckin not specialrino"
          cry me a river reddit Black person

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spaceships lol
    We need moar pylons LOL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please understand d&d spelljammer had just come out and metzen needed something to rip off, plus lots of israelite accents and names for the persecuted light’s chose race who dindu nuffin

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we are too moronic to balance out 2 classes
    >we have to make them available for each fraction
    >lets make up space aliens that find "the light" AND the thundergod during their crash on a suddenly appearing island!

    brilliant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly appearing island!
      Worst part it they repeated this since cata.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I can't believe they got away with it for so long
        It's so monumentally lazy and contrived

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like every single one of these locations was mentioned in WC3. The only real asspull is the dragon isles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing in Legion makes sense and they completely retconed those islands to the point where even saying they are anything alike is wrong.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I liked the aquatic tauren that lived on the ocean mountain until Gul'dan raised the islands from the sea floor. And the not-vikings too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They aren't continent sized in lore and they literally pushed the fricking maelstrom to the side to make room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part of Draenei shaman lore is that it's just
      >are you really sure you want to do this? You still can use light powers and shit. No one fricking likes us, Stormwind won't even let the class trainer in the city. We only use shamanism because the light told us to screw off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think Stormwind was only anal about shamanism because they automatically associate it with orcs and the Horde.
        If it was a problem with not worshipping the light they would kick all the nelf druids out too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is the lore basically has Night Elves at odds with the other Alli races thanks to their beliefs. They should've been neutral to the rest of the alliance like the Undead with the Horde. Draenei are mostly welcome with open arms as well, which makes it jarring when the rest of the alliance don't take them seriously, especially in the novels. Belves and Undead are fricking crazy themselves, but at least they start off neutral to reflect that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The race that was next door neighbors with the orcs for centuries wouldn't pick up on shamanism at all

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we've always known it was stupid; femdraenei were hot though so no one cares.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to female draenei many times. They're very attractive.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are Draenei supposed to be Slavs or Pajeets? I know they're based on the Mandari from Babylon 5 but idk what real life race they're based on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      R*ssians, that's why the bad ones are red.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The red ones are Russians but the blue ones are Poles, makes sense

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I told you it was stupid the day BC came out.

    Draenei are those big-mouth tribal guys.
    Eredar are demons.
    And >MuhCrystals is a garbage aesthetic no matter how you spin it.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is a draenei heritage armor coming out soon and with it will be some short snippet story style quest
    hope it's good...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more excited about the troll heritage armor
      Which heritage armor is the best so far?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        id say most of them are actually pretty good and thematically sound for their race

        cant say the same about the questlines surrounding them, with only the Orcish one actually dealing with their heritage while the rest relate to shit that happened in WoW and not even the RTS games

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Orcish one ends with Thrall giving up his role as spiritual leader of his people to his wife. All of the racial quests were absolute garbage.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Seems pretty on point with how Thrall has acted since post-WC3. Him giving up his roles to brown orcs is a time honored orc tradition.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Arcenon Poros champion we must let the rapefugees molest our children
      >Quickly we must work together with the transexual bi-gender BIPOC Black folk of V'oros
      Pass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how can anyone have any hope for WOW after the abortion of the gilneas storyline? they even touted as a major patch feature

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >another strong independent woman gets to be a faction leader

        why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because she so cool and smart and always right about everything while genn is a dumb old white man who never does anyhting right and is secretly just mad and thats why he built a big wall to hide his feelings from the world and you just dont understand okay??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because she so cool and smart and always right about everything while genn is a dumb old white man who never does anyhting right and is secretly just mad and thats why he built a big wall to hide his feelings from the world and you just dont understand okay??

          Her being the Gilnean queen or whatever is a convinient way to keep Genn by Anduin as his father figure without him having to stand in Gilneas doing nothing all day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            faction leaders being stationary throneroom questgivers hasnt been a thing since Cata where Varian and Garry have been out and about Azeroth
            >is a convinient way to keep Genn by Anduin as his father figure

            or he'll die like a moron because Blizzard doesnt know what to do with him
            he could have been the old man that holds an eternal grudge against the Horde, something he cant overcome and leading to rather pass his crown to his daughter and frick off to focus on his vendetta and be less of a diplomatic disaster

            but no, he had to be mellowed down to a good and tiny bit conflicted old mutt, making him retire from his role as king even more fricking moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              His problem was purely with the undead and sylvanas

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          theres only 2 genders to choose from.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there are no genders in wow you shitlord

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NOW THIS CAN'T BE ABOUT LIAM HE'S A HECKIN WHITE CHUD
        >ME ME, I I, I NEED TO INSERT MY DADDY ISSUES IN TO THIS CINEMATIC
        >MUH FEELINGS
        >Horde and Alliance unironically holding hands
        Modern Blizzard can go frick themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        lmao

        How can anyone still play this shit? It's beyond parody at this point. Also apparently the Scarlet Crusade was so frickhuge it can take over and occupy an entire nation after being destroyed 3-4 times before. Truly the greatest villains of the Warcraft setting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >villains
          false; they keep coming back because they are 100% correct.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they're useful idiots for interdimensional israelites and anyone who likes the cuck crusade is moronic, which is why they still play wow

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic lore added after launch because wowbabbies can't handle being bad guys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IMO they're interesting enough of a faction to continue existing. But yeah what you posted is peak moronic.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you cut anything with that sword

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's magic and blessings of the naaru (pbut). I ain't got to explain shit.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lore wise? Yeah.
    Design wise? Frick no.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a race of lawful demons? sounds pretty creative and interesting so no.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The women are hot, what else matters?
    People crying over broken not being playable are brain damaged, as if you would ever actually play as those wrinkly scrote sack looking fricks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real crime is light forged being added as an allied race over broken. Light forged could literally be a cosmetic.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had already stolen all they could from tolkien and warhammer, might as well have just started stealing the tieflings from D&D.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow has always been a waste of concepts. Draenei should have been treated like the Undead are where the Horde puts up with them purely because of political need and not necessarily because they approve of them.

    I mean really think about, Alliance have generally been a conservative, light loving fiction od humanoids. Now all of a sudden some blue goat people from another planet crash down and not only worship the light completely contradicting that only "humans" can control the light but also come with a god that says Draenei are the real chosen people of the light and all that silver hand stuff is pure bullshit. Their biggest chain and conviction is their religion and it gets blown the frick out, yet the fiction that threw away elves and barely accepts purple elves just embraces blue goat people with open arms and acts like it's all good? Warcraft went from factions begrudgingly helping each other to some Full House tier "where all family!" Bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mean really think about, Alliance have generally been a conservative, light loving fiction od humanoids. Now all of a sudden some blue goat people from another planet crash down and not only worship the light completely contradicting that only "humans" can control the light but also come with a god that says Draenei are the real chosen people of the light and all that silver hand stuff is pure bullshit. Their biggest chain and conviction is their religion and it gets blown the frick out
      This is moron headcanon
      >yet the fiction that threw away elves
      One group of elves were kicked out by one guy, from a kingdom that literally doesn't exist anymore.
      >Warcraft went from factions begrudgingly helping each other to some Full House tier "where all family!" Bullshit.
      Because after the 20th world-ending threat it's moronic to play politics with your own fricking allies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and not only worship the light completely contradicting that only "humans" can control the light
        there were dwarf priests and dwarf paladins before the draenei showed up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ignore him, the high elves practiced light magic back in the rts games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The quotations around humans implies that human like races of elves, dwarves, gnomes are acceptable. Plus before Draenei came in it was called "the human alliance" because it was made up of human like races.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >after the 20th world-ending threat it's moronic to play politics with your own fricking allies
        moronic take. Politics are played because the political systems have their own dynamism that is almost independent of actual individuals. If you could just choose optimal behavior in a political context the world would look very different.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Holy frick guys there are zombies everywhere help
          >Nah you'll be fine we're building the wall
          >Oh shit turns out we can't just ignore this these homies are literally going to destroy the planet
          That's what I'm talking about. They learned their lesson after WC3. When some crazy shit shows up you don't say "Nah not my problem" or not send aid because it's expensive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You say this but even the Alliance didn't get their shit together during the first and second wars, factions were still serving their own interests.
            I kind of wish this was built on more within both the Alliance and Horde too. Competing city-states and tribal loyalties. Could've had a system a bit like the character birthplaces in LOTRO.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's why the only warcraft I play is the EU IV mod; They built an interesting word with a ton of viable options for storytelling in a strategy game and then turned it into a shonen knockoff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >EU IV mod
                Excuse me, I was not aware of this... Is it good?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's eu 4 but wow music plays; look up wow universalis; there a workshop version and one on paradoxes mod page.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers mate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Accept they didn't because Worgen continue their hell path crusade on the undead even when it's a waste of time and there are bigger threats.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not any more they don’t

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Sylvanasgays still absolutely seething that Genn stopped her from enslaving a bunch of Valkyr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Draenei and especially Naaru existing really does devalue the Light

      Like you study/worship that shit your whole life as some preist/paladin but any basic b***h Draenei can use a Naaru blessing to heal whatever, and your magic light thing is now also a real floating crystal that can talk but is oddly underpowered and can even be kidnapped and drained of it's magic or whatever

      Doesn't help they're stupid aliens and the Light is clearly this Christian inspired thing, but I guess it's actualy hippie chakra crystals

      It's weird to think between this, Horde Blood elves, Flying mounts, Arena, etc. WoW really did trip and break it's neck on the first hurdle the very first expac and the game was sent on a downward spiral forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was over long before TBC
        >male druids
        >tauren druids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >male druids
          I take it you meant female druids?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes sorry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only a wowtard could possbily still be seething about a 20 year old retcon.
    they've been this way for like x10 times longer at this point than they've been like whatever the frick you think they should look like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im still mad about tauren paladins
      even lightforged draenei warlocks make more sense than that shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It should have been undead.
        If a race can worship the light and be a priest there is no reason they can’t also pick up a sword and put on heavy armor and be a paladin.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          undead cant be paladins
          priests channel the light like a spell, but paladins ARE the light. its part of their body. they suffused with the light, which is naturally harmful to undead and abberations
          an undead paladin would be like being on fire all the time

          undead priests can channel the light temporarily but it causes them huge pain... they only get through it with tremendous willpower (the will of the forsaken)

          prolonged exposure to the light causes undead priests to start becoming less undead... they stop rotting, they can feel hot and cold again, etc.

          this is all canon, and not exaggerated in any way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't it that priests canonically have wildly different power sources. Like NE priests are moon priests and trolls priests are using voodoo. Undead use some sort of shadow magic to mimic the effects of holy magic. Priests are all themed after human/dwarf/high elf holy priests because they don't want to make different spell effects and names for every race

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That was the case in vanilla but legion class hall completely discards the notion.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that is all such a cringe asspull.
            Paladins are just priests with martial training.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was established in BC that pallys are anyone who worship the light in any form it takes. Tauren pallys worship the sun and canonically are clearly distinct from paladins they just have the same power source.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was established in BC that pallys are anyone who worship the light in any form it takes. Tauren pallys worship the sun and canonically are clearly distinct from paladins they just have the same power source.

        I'd like Sunwalkers more if they weren't just functionally identical to Paladins in every aspect. if they had anything different, hell, even unique spell effects, I'd think they were cool as hell, but blizzard cannot balance anhything to save their lives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fans seething about the decades old retconned identity of a race/army
      even in the seething department, blizzard is ripping off warhammer with wow

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how Draenei are like loincloths, glowing gemstones tied to sticks "we're from Draenor bro, embrace da elements!!" nomad guys who ride elephants

    but ALSO mana pylons, sci-fi high tech spaceship blue tentacle aliens with holograms and pink/blue glowing lines on everything just plug a crystal into this sword hilt it's now a laser sword bro

    Like pick one you homosexuals, there is a reason everyone ignores this and focuses on the futa dickgirl part because the base design and lore is all trash, literal horsewiener headcanons have long since trumped the base lore of what a Draenei is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like that type of aesthetic. It's decently original.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were once the hard sci-fi mana pylon space race (and the Lightforged still are), but crash-landing on Draenor where society hadn’t evolved past mud huts made them have to build back up a bit, and then they all got massacred and had to flea to Zangarmarsb and live in swamplands like savages for a while which is also when the Broken began becoming shamans. They’ve built back up a bit since then again, but I always liked the blend of sci-fi and tribal elements in Draenei culture from how often they almost lost everything and had to start from near nothing again. It gives an air of both tragedy and perseverance to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no contradiction between being high-tech and wearing loin-cloths.
      You're simply unenlightened.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The draenei having a ship capable of travelling the twisting nether is fine. The legion having space ships is fricking moronic and makes no sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you just say they don't have ftl worth shit; why take literal millennia to fly your space ships when you can whisper to some frickhead elf or orc to open a portal that gets your armies on the ground time: now.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate the most is that they keep escalating with every expansion. They didn't need to increase the stakes every time. We could have had a Murloc expansion, a Defias expansion, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They just can't help themselves. MOP, BFA, DF, and to an extent WOD all started that way but all end with end of the world shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is basically what MoP was for the majority of the xpac and everyone was b***hing about it
      >Defias
      Their storyline ended when you were like level 23 in Vanilla
      >Murloc
      They're quest mobs

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Factions and races worked better in Everquest.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday that I wake up and can't play as a broken shaman is a bad day.
    Akama was so fricking cool.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And to this day we've still never gotten playable Ogres as a race. Instead we get all these made up bullshit races... Vulpera for frick's sake?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating on the master race

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop asking for Ogres. You will play one for a week or two and never again because of how stupid. ugly and fat they are just like case with the Kul Tirians. You will see one, tops, in the world once a week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        THIIIIIIIIS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop asking for Ogres. You will play one for a week or two and never again because of how stupid. ugly and fat they are just like case with the Kul Tirians. You will see one, tops, in the world once a week.

          He and other Ogregays obviously mean like them being added 10 years ago or even during TBC, they wanted that to happen

          They could add Ogres tomorrow and I wouldn't play, hell female Kul'tirans ARE fricking ogres lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. They added Zandalari and Dark Iron and modern WoW is just too awful for my to care. It's better just to accept what we didn't get during the heyday and move on. It's funny though, I'm pretty sure one of the reasons they didn't add ogres is they had no idea what a female ogre would look like. Kul'tirans are as close as we are gonna get.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I still cared about the setting of WoW and they kept its original theme of being le badass epic world and we got ogres, one of my mains would definitely be an Ogre. (Orc warrior, tauren shaman and ogre warlock)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that same meme was made for Pandas. Frick off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furry whales make up the primary audience for retail.
      Ogres won’t sell level boosts and race changes. Diaperfur fox people will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of people don't want to play ugly races. If it weren't for blood elves, casuals would have completely abandoned horde

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The moment the first Horse wiener Futa Draenai was drawn it was over.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Exodar is a really comfy capital city. I unironically rank it up there with Ironforge.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ready since the very start

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Draenei Paladin in that one trailer was the reason I wanted to play wow. I was really disappointed when I saw the in game models and the animations. The female Draenei are cool and hot, too, but I wanted to be the guy from the trailer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They look great in artwork but the in-game model is ass. Terrible animations and really fricked up proportions in general, it’s hard to make Draenei dudes look cool.
      I got stuck maining one for awhile and genuinely started to hate it.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks Blood Elves joining the Horde doesn't fit from a story perspective is outing themselves as a Zoomer who never played TFT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just because Garithos was being an ass doesn't mean belves should permanently cut contact with the alliance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only you.
      Their reasons for joining the Horde doesn't really align with why they went with Illidan. They were flimsy at best and the real reasons why were faction balance ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't join the Alliance because
      >Night Elves were spying on them in their starting zones and have a historic dislike for them due to their embrace of magic and demons
      >Sylvanas helped them out because she used to be one of them and the Forsaken have sympathy as they're both victims of the Scourge
      Garithos is virtually a non-factor, he's not mentioned once in WoW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All reasons they came up with after already deciding on adding them to the Horde.
        >Night Elves were spying on them in their starting zones and have a historic dislike for them due to their embrace of magic and demons
        Kael'thas had no problems working with Tyrande in TFT and Tyrande had no problems with them.
        >Sylvanas helped them out because she used to be one of them and the Forsaken have sympathy as they're both victims of the Scourge
        The Forsaken are still undead anyway and act like it, the rest of the Horde are no friends of elves ever in the past either. No reason for the sudden trust.
        Real reason as stated several times before were they needed a pretty race for Horde, this is supported by the fact 30% of the Horde are Belf players.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of the races added to the horde in wow make sense until brown orcs.
      Night elves make more sense being a part of the horde than the forsaken do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs killed their freaking demigod. they were not going to do anything with them but string them up to die. this was even clear in WC3 when, in order to stop Demonblood-Drunk Grom 2 Felfire Boogaloo it was just Jaina and Thrall, Nelfs had said frick off by that point, and were killing demons on their own terms

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I never understand lorelets who always parrot this "Nelf's should have joined da Horde guise" shit like theres very obvious basic reasons why this doesnt work. Is it a meme?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea, I think it is just another one of those dumb things like built for orc dick or whatever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >night elves see orcs, attempt no diplomacy and try to instakill them
          >orcs have no idea what's going on, didn't know the forest was even inhabited by sentient races
          >demigod immediately tries to kill them, again attempts no diplomacy
          >orcs defend themselves, again they still have no idea what the fricks going on
          >"waaaah the orcs killed cenarius waaaah they're so evil waaaaah'"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >expecting a culture that shoots foreigners on sight to excuse self-defense
            the orcs have to go back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Since when did Grom even know the word diplomacy? He's very much an axe first axe questions later kind of orc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Racis ass cracka elves! Dey was good boys jus defendin deyselves!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The funniest part about this is, thanks to the War of the Ancients novel, Cenarius knows what Orcs are and even knows one was able to hurt Sargaeras thanks to the axe he magically enchanted for him. So he should know these people can be talked to, and he just regrows the trees they chopped down anyways. Which makes his immediate antagonism weirder.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking blizz gives a fraction of an iota of a speck about the old books
              Forty keks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it was one solo orc that got transported, and they just thought he was a mutant, not an indicator of a whole race, and it was 10,000 years ago who knows how memories degrade over time. They met a "Human" at that point too two of them if you count Krasus in human form They just said they were "sickly elves" and they didn't mention that at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Regardless of time, the nelves have a surprisingly good memory of the events of 10,000 years ago, and a Demi God should be in an even better position for being way older. Nobody stopped to think about it for a second, which funny enough actually fits the nelf archetype of running into things themselves and not asking a single thing about it and getting fricked over in the process, something Varian points out to Tyrande in MoP. The point in favor for the night elves is the Orc leader in question was the one with the biggest fel withdrawal, so of course he would fight regardless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh I agree, Nelfs are known for going in half-wienered (says something about Matriarchies actually) and Furion was always the voice of reason and patience. And I agree they should have realized that Orcs and Humans look similar, but the point I was making is that they didn't, and it was glossed over.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong. I was just arguing, thanks to those novels, bits of the story became stupider and actually helped the Horde point of view. I really don't think Blizzard ever thought about it that hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all of that happens before Tyrande and Furion reach an accord with Thrall and Jaina.
          Thrall and Cairne practice shamanism which is far closer to Night Elf druidism, proximity wise they are far more likely to open dialog than fricking stormwind is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They weren't negoitationg with Stormwind, the were talking to Jaina, THE posterchild of cooperation (for now) and she had Medivh on everyone should telling them to get along.... Everyone EXCEPT the Night Elves.

            Also I don't think the Druids would care about the Shamans due the fact they just KILLED THEIR TEACHER USING DEMON POWERS. Night elves were still the cool, savage race that was super happy to go murdering

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jaina is a leader of a neutral power in wow, the night elves are not.
              Furion is literally a demigod and had no issue working with the orcs. Stop acting like Cenarius was a relevant act since he just comes back in wow anyway

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we were talking about WC3, Stormwind didn't have representatives in Kalimdor. There were only 2 Human factions there, Jaina and her Father. And (its has been a while) I don't think Kul Tiras interacted with the Nelfs at all.

                and Cenarius as a huge deal in WC3, its what caused the orcs to make a deal with Mannoroth and drink the demoncum (that and the fact the orcs were getting slaughtered vietnam style)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thrall was at the same peace talk Jaina was when talking with Tyrande and Furion; Thrall is at the battle of Hyjal helping defend the world tree.
                So when WoW starts and the night elves are in open hostility with the orcs it's moronic. Thrall is the most let's all get along in WC3, he immediately jumps to defend the Darkspear and the Tauren, he tries to prevent Grom from chimping out, and immediately puts aside his quarrel with the humans when Medivh asks.
                Cenarius' death is immediately put aside when Malfurion gets involved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all the devs have spoken about this quite openly including the lead dev at the time, basically said they needed a pretty race to give to the Horde to balance out the factions. It was like 70% Alliance worldwide in vanilla because no one wanted to play the ugly races, this isn't a meme. It's fairly well known at this point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the posts to this are just reminding me how much they butchered the Blood Elves and Kael'thas in WoW. Really feels like they had to make their story nosedive and forgot about their cooler representation in WC3. Lor'themar is to this day probably the only real likeable one left, and only because his actions usually make sense with him wanting to help his people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer generated post

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they not stay true to the source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because nobody would want to play as a crusty shriveled nutsack man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And they used to be stealthy rogue/hunter characters. Could have been cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because metzen wanted to play a tiefling but not a homosexualy evil edgelord, so he made them bigchinned blue gigachads that crush holy puss and ride elephants

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Original dudes would've been dope but nu-blizzard needed to make oh so appealing content

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ogres I can understand, but if playable Draenei looked like this nobody would have fricking played them, it would be a waste of effort to even add them.
      May as well ask why they never made Troggs or Quillboar playable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Quilboars should've been added.

        These dudes go hard and are good at heart, they are perfect enforcers for alliance dudes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >These dudes go hard and are good at heart
          They blight the land with thorns everywhere and their leaders accepted an alliance with the fricking scourge, and then let a Lich move into their fricking house to call the shots.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Small time tribe either gets fricking obliterated or does what the extremely powerful new players want

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pitbulls of fantasy races

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to the draenei btw

            Small time tribe either gets fricking obliterated or does what the extremely powerful new players want

            Quillboars are a regional power that is in direct competition with horde, but there's easy ways to do it by introducing secessionists or a monarchic struggle for succession or something.
            They already have political connections through the grimtotems etc etc

            Wouldn't be hard at all to make a playable quillboar race and they are cool as frick

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Admit?
    I've been saying that since day 1

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HORSEwiener

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    blue alien goat girl make my pp hard, don't care

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kul'tirans
    I never played very much WoW and only really played vanilla and the first two expansions, and I thought this shit was a prank when I first saw it. Why would they not just add another body type for humans?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were so proud of it too. Meanwhile no one was asking for it and everyone (literally EVERYONE) was begging for Naga, Ogres, Vrykul or Sethrak unstead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a relative lorelet since I never got far in the MMO or read any of the books, but I played WarCraft III and would have loved to play as a naga. Harumph.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >want the badass snakemen from the desert zone
        >get the furgay midget foxes from the desert zone instead
        Haha...s-sick prank bros...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i liked the foxes, they had a horde-appropriate attitude on murder, which is what really matters

          no idea how they developed them after bofa launch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ps. kick out those hippie fricking cows

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Allied race system as a whole was incredibly botched.
          Between that and the quadruple amputee gnomes I’m convinced Blizz was just deliberately trolling their playerbase.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >quadruple amputee gnomes
            wtf lol?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Remember the cool robot gnome dudes back in WoTLK?
                That was Blizz’s attempt at making them playable.

                wait till you see the diapers

                I indeed had no clue. What an extremely silly trajectory this game has taken.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Remember the cool robot gnome dudes back in WoTLK?
              That was Blizz’s attempt at making them playable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wait till you see the diapers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't shit on my boy William Diaperbaby.
                At least, not until he shits first.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I...didn't know about William Diaperbaby, I was referencing the "underclothes" of the male mechagnome is an actual diaper.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It all makes sense when you realize Blizzard hates their own fanbase just look at their twitter feeds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It all makes sense when you realize Blizzard hates their own fanbase
              mind you this is nothing new, goes at least as far back as gfrazier's war on the haters ca D2/WC3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we want more Draenei (broken)
            >here are lightforged, they have yellow paint on them and gold eyes
            >we want high elves
            >here are void elves, literally no one asked for this, their lore is somehow stupider than the other races

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >void elves
              As stupid as their lore is, they're the most played Alliance race after humans and nelves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're the closest thing to helves that Alliance gets and because they're elves in general.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are their racials busted or are alliance players just that gay?

                It's just desperate helf gays clinging to the scraps Blizzard left them.
                They're the whiniest, dumbest group of people who play this game, begging for a race that already exists in the game, it just happens to be on the wrong faction.

                I think it's great Blizzard trolled their fanbase with void elves. It would be even better if they hadn't caved and given them regular skin tone options.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are their racials busted or are alliance players just that gay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's chineses

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh, do those count now? what if you restrict the data to humans and americans?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So Blizzard let the chinese server contract expire during the microsoft FDC shenanigans. Chinese players just VPN'd into other regions to keep playing. Apparently it's real bad in the korean server groups. Poor asiatics being stuck with the only asiatics less human than themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes I get this urge to give money to blizzard to play wow
                >remember it's full of bots and gold trading and gdkp, and blizzard do nothing about it to the point they're encouraging it
                >urge to play goes away

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you really got to scratch the itch, private servers are still the way to go. And even then, Chinese really infest them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Basically me, it's hard to go back to WoW when you've seen the community/company irrevocably change since the early days of the game. If I could take some zoomers back to the vanilla era they would realize what we lost in terms of player friendliness and community.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As someone who actually did resub recently, don’t bother.
                Game is P2W shit. People will literally outright tell you playing the game for gold and gear is a waste of time and it’s best to just fork over for wow tokens and buy gold with real money. Might’ve stuck around if WoTLK wasn’t tainted with that shit, but alas.
                Also SoD is crap and you can get a better experience playing on some random funserver. The new content is bad and the runes are just shit pulled from WoTLK.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                More gold is required.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you me? I felt the itch hard a few weeks ago, and I haven't played since Nathria was a thing. I just need to look at the playerbase or the forums to remind myself that it is over, these "people" are either bots or fricking danger hairs, that allowed the game to become this way.

                it wasn't always like this bros.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WoW is the ultimate proof GaaS is a cancer because it's capable of turning 12/10 masterpiece into 0/10 pile of shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes I get this urge to give money to blizzard to play wow
                >remember it's full of bots and gold trading and gdkp, and blizzard do nothing about it to the point they're encouraging it
                >urge to play goes away

                I've played the game recently, I have an active sub right now even (I have cancelled it because the people I thought were going to play with me flaked).
                People saying the game is "decent again" are referring to the fact that the game has a decent content release schedule now and more casual content than ever, with no borrowed power system (as far as we know, can't wait to see them take away dragonflying because it's too good) and it has talent trees again.
                What they're not saying is the game is literally the least social has ever been. People barely acknowledge each other and don't even say the usual "hi" and "thanks" at the beginning and end of dungeons. They even recently added NPCs to do dungeons with you if you're really that averse to playing with other humans.

                Playing the game is a lonely experience, and it feels less like you're playing an MMO and more like you're playing an action RPG - and not a terribly good one. I imagine the people still playing are mostly doing so for cosmetic seasonal rewards, and Blizzard knows that because they've been pumping them out like hell lately.
                Game looks like shit though so it's not very attractive for people who aren't already playing. The armor situation in this game is fricking dire.

                The game is also coming apart at the seams and the interns working on it don't care because they don't actually play the game. Every single event or cutscene that uses your character's name results in $n. NPCs blatantly have broken pathfinding for scripted events at times. Enemies get stuck in inaccessible areas, like under the ground. Very eregregiously that everyone has run into is the bug where if you talk to an NPC, there's a good chance the dialog window won't open but they'll look at like it has and the only way to fix it is to run 10 yards away and come back and try again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. The game will continue to make money because it has enough sunken cost homosexuals to keep it going for another decade, but Blizzard is not going to ever invest any real resources into the game ever again since they're not going to recapture the market they lost, and the people they still have will continue to play regardless. So the best bet is to just take the money the whales and addicts keep giving you and use it to fund other games or IPs that might actually have a shot at success. Warcraft as a franchise and as an IP is in the grave.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Every single event or cutscene that uses your character's name results in $n.
                That's inexcusably bad!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                WoW is the ultimate proof GaaS is a cancer because it's capable of turning 12/10 masterpiece into 0/10 pile of shit.

                If you were curious what a new player thinks of classic WoW, I've kinda been shocked by how good it is. I've been playing Classic and having a lot of fun with it. Seems to be full of likeminded people that wanna go on an adventure and talk to other people, something I didn't really find when I gave FFXIV a shot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even with modern WoW community which can barely be considered human beans at all, Classic is still gorillion times better game than retoilet. And yes, it was a legitimately good, great game back then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw made so much gold that i haven't given blizzard any money since Legion
                >tfw bought everything in the store and even other battlenet games with wow gold
                >tfw still have 27 million gold left

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                whenever i get the urge to play wow again i just play private servers for a couple weeks to maybe a month or so and then i've had my fill. ascension wow is pretty fun to frick around with for a bit but i haven't played it in a while.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just like in real life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Middle of the road. They have a damage buff, transmog costs reduced by half and their void rift racial is stupid fun and decent escape spell if you use it correctly.
                >set it off going in one direction
                >run in the opposite direction
                >enemies chase you
                >click the rift before it closes
                >suddenly you're 80 yards away from them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like how it was just "void Blood Elves but for alliance" to begin with, then they quickly slid in normal skin tones for them so it's literally just fricking Blood Elves for alliance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I like the idea of a void-ruined race, and shit we have so many subsets of elves at this point... I haven't played since BFA but I always liked how if you walked into the Cathedral in SW they would say you would probably be better off going somewhere else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's because they're alliance blood elves, and there are options to make them look like high elves. It doesn't change the fact that their lore is botched.

                >void elves

                >90% of HighElves die
                >10% become BE
                >everyone embraces Fel for the addiction
                >1 guys says "what about void"
                >he dies
                >another guy and his handful of followers pick it up
                >they get into a Void Realm and get converted via a ritual
                >gets stopped midway
                THOSE ARE THE VOID ELVES there should be like 20 of them total

                Exactly. Blizzard acknowledges that there's a single dark troll left in existence and no one bats an eye, but a small group of Blood Elves, probably less than one percent of the few thousand of Blood Elves left, have enough population to be their own faction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >drakkari troll
                and yeah its crazy, I get that you see High and Blood Elf Acolytes being trained and converted in the Rift, to explain there being more.... but if this is a race that is barely holding onto their minds, why would you subject people to that? also They are still from that 10% that survived

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there's a single dark troll left in existence
                Wrong, the Zandalari keep only one representative around as a token gesture of a mostly decimated tribe but she's never at any point said to be the absolute last of the dark trolls.

                There's just very few of them left.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >void elves

              >90% of HighElves die
              >10% become BE
              >everyone embraces Fel for the addiction
              >1 guys says "what about void"
              >he dies
              >another guy and his handful of followers pick it up
              >they get into a Void Realm and get converted via a ritual
              >gets stopped midway
              THOSE ARE THE VOID ELVES there should be like 20 of them total

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What if they fricked like rabbits and now there's more?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                repeating that ritual to convert and enslave them kind of implies that there shouldn't be more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will always be bitter that Alliance got the dumb fricking diaper gnomes instead of Sethrak. Would have been perfect to release Sethrak alongside Vulpera, too. They were one of the only cool things to come out of BfA and Blizzard fricking blew it.
        Anyway, BfA in general was moronic and the only good Allied Race, even if they should have been an aesthetic option, were the Dark Iron Dwarves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      humans only have two, uh, "body types", anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I started playing Classic recently and was quite tickled that ladies apparently still go first even when we can't call them ladies since "body type 2" is the default "body type" during character creation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the allied races are "why is this not a cosmetic" tier, except somehow fricking Vulpera.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zandalari and kul titans have unique skeletons. But zandalaris have dogshit animations.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they are technically unique... but not really... zandalari male is chopped together from trolls and night elves, female zandalari is just a modified troll

          kul tiran was chopped together from ogors and draenei

          the female kul tiran had the most effort put into it because they didnt want to use the female draenei skeleton because it was "too sexy" and some of the artists wanted to "finally feel represented"

          im so glad i quit that shithole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: Why add fat fricks at all? Just add Druids to the regular humans. Now in WoW canon furgay humans can become druids, and fat humasn can become druids, but normal humans cannot become druids regardless of where they come from or what kind of cultural background they have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they hate money. No one made KT fan art and I think I've only ever seen 3-4 players rolling them since they were released years ago. No KT females by the way.

      Blizz really let social media trannies gaslight them into thinking the community wanted to play a fat b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fat b***hes in the office were probably more influential

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its more due to >women now penetrating at every level of creative work and women hate anything prettier than them, but are too dogshit and scared to confront the offending party so they do passive aggressive stuff like remove breasts from hearthstone cards etc

        Emblematic of wow and Warcraft in general is that there's seriously cool races like gnolls,'Quilboars and kobolds, and no focus is given to them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even women like playing hot chicks so it's more likely what

          fat b***hes in the office were probably more influential

          Literal HR c**ts who don't even play

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shout out to fricking arrakoa and klaxxi
          What a waste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they have fat humans and skinny ones that are based off the undead model
      >we need to have fatties for representation
      >the only people that actually play them are people into chubby dudes/gals, otherwise one of the less popular allied races overall and rare

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people designing the game are unironically danger haired c**ts and genuine leftoid twitter activists that care more about ESG/DEI/The MESSAGE than making a fun game. Unironically now, they're activists that care more about political goals than gameplay, they could have easily added something like the Vrykrul or anything aesthetically pleasing if they wanted too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they hate money. No one made KT fan art and I think I've only ever seen 3-4 players rolling them since they were released years ago. No KT females by the way.

      Blizz really let social media trannies gaslight them into thinking the community wanted to play a fat b***h.

      >they have fat humans and skinny ones that are based off the undead model
      >we need to have fatties for representation
      >the only people that actually play them are people into chubby dudes/gals, otherwise one of the less popular allied races overall and rare

      They're easily the least played race in the game. You almost never see them and if you do, it's a male one.
      They're a testament that making a playable character that's ugly is a waste of resources. Nobody's gonna play it. Nobody wants to be ugly, especially if it's a female character.
      Before them, female dwarves, taurens and worgen were the least played races, and humans and elves are the most played, so that should tell you something about the kind of character the playerbase wants to play.

      Sure it's "boring" to just have pretty humanoids but that's the reality of the situation. If you want beast races and 'exotic' people from a specific area to be played you need to make them attractive too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would've played quillboar, murloc etc tho

        Its when you don't go for *any* appeal that you're left with female tauren/female dwarf

        Why do people play female gnomes? Why do people play female orc?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Female tauren aren’t particularly rare tbh.
          I saw way more femtaur druids on the horde than I ever did male ones, especially if they were playing resto.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gnomes
          They're sorta cute and they appeal to people who want to be a dumb tiny meme race.
          >orc
          There's a couple face and hair options that make them not completely hideous and they have the 'muscle mommy' look otherwise. Still, I think the main reason people play orcs is racials.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gnomes are very cute.
            Goblins too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Goblins are too good for this shitty game.
              They unironically deserve better.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Green midriff too sexual!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally and unironically built exclusively for human men.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some female gnome players are cute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Female orcs are fricking fantastic.
          Solid build, muscular, holds their weapons with purpose.
          They just look really shitty in cloth. Male orc wins that by a landslide for that Gul'dan look.
          A melee class female orc looks great with the correct face and skin color.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know it was rhetorical

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically the only female dwarves I knew back in the day on AD EU were either actual women IRL or extreme degenerates.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah fat human is a race now

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Big Draenei wiener

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking Ganker eating my posts..

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rate my warrior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To wash a draeneis tail is a loss of time and soap

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dracthyr are a fricking joke and the next race is ANOTHER FRICKING DWARF VARIANT.

    But we still don't have ice or forest trolls (regular trolls but swole)

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give us vrykul!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >before marriage
      >after marriage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao what homosexualry

      Top is infinitely more appealing, what were they doing , what were they thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >someone saved my image
      Still holds up too. Imagine thinking landwhales are more body positive than muscle mommies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only dev team that had an iota of physical fitness/attractiveness was the HotS steam which all looked like Chads and Stacies. The moment Holinka got swole he quite literally quit. Modern Blizzard is for fat disgusting pieces of vile shit that languish in their own ineptitude otherwise they wouldn't be working in the literal Ship of Theseus.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          spiteful mutants, etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A fellow Edward Dutton viewer?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              don't know who that is; i assume some youtuber repacking the ideas of smarter people

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My issue with them is they are an interstellar civilization. Who has all the tech to match, in a fantasy universe. They also never really use it outside of Legion. When they first got here the ship was wrecked. Yet I'm pretty sure it's been fixed at some point. Why have they not wiped out the Horde armies from orbit? Why don't they share their tech with gnomes/dwarves?

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calling things stupid just because does not make them stupid, but if you're just looking for a reason to have a sexy Draenei girl thread, you're excused.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how badly they fricked up playable Nightborne?
    All the hype after Legion and Suramar just instantly evaporated. Alliance were so mad about them joining the Horde and then suddenly nobody cared. Classic Blizzard.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gemmy

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the nelves owe the orcs an apology

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You won't rest in Nya'lotha.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She better have unique lines for Priests again.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much wow story have I missed if I only played wc3 and TBC for a bit long ago?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a bunch but nothing kino (except in Legion and Pandaria)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Parts of Legion were kino, parts of it were terrible, most of it was painfully mediocre.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That fight was so stupid... Shadowland was so fricking stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So much that it's probably 80%+ or more retconned by now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >TBC
      >story
      >everyone from WC3 is angry and crazy, kill them for epics because the wind chimes say so

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >alliance is basically just humans and nelves with their minor race vassals
    >horde is literally just belves and a few token diversity hires
    lol
    lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >least played race in the game is highmountain because its literally just tauren with different horns and no warstomp
      >followed by mag'har orc (orcs but even more Black personfied), and mechagnomes

      honorable mention to pandaren who probably make up a decent population if you put both factions together
      not surprised that 90% of the playerbase is humans and elves though, that's how its always been
      even draenei aren't terribly common in comparison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MUH
        MORE
        MORE LIKE THIS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          more elves?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            YES!
            MORE! MORE! MORE!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              crap I only have a few elves, most of my folder is Whitemane...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's actually better post that instead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have pictures of her face too... somewhere...

                cope belf scum

                >playing in gaygonflight
                thats an oof from me boss.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >plays reheated vanilla full of jumphacking zhangbots
                That's a yikes from me chief

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give Blizzard any money, don't be insulting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Respectable taste.
                Whitemane is always fine.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                at least until Legion when they brought her back and stole her hat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They what?!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they made her a DeathKnight.
                yes... it was THAT dumb a choice. which sucks because I actually liked the Deathknight orderhall story

                and yes I get she was suppose to replace Sir Zelick, but she didn't keep her Light powers, she became Unholy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                even worse they hid her thighs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                THEY WHAT?!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                even worse they hid her thighs

                THEY WHAT?!

                DK Whitemane is not even the same character. It has the same name, that's it. It's a totally new character otherwise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the Allied races should have just been unlockable customizations for the base races, the only ones that are genuinely unique are Vulpera and Kul'Tiran.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what would be the craziest in bed
    >Blood Elf
    >Void Elf
    >High Elf
    >Fel Blood
    >Nightborne
    >Night Elf
    Which is the best wife?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarf female.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Void the craziest.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE JAILER

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, there are spaceships in WoW?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Naturally. Capacity to inter-planar travel and access to unusual travel magic would make their occurrence more probable than not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For over fifteen years now, yeah. The blue goat people in the OP crash landed on Azeroth in a spaceship in 2006.

        Do you get to see them in-game?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes IIRC, draenei capital is just a crashed ship, at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Multiple times yeah.
          Draenei capital city is a crashed space ship, also Tempest Keep in TBC.
          In Legion the demons pull up to Azeroth in bootleg star destroyers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget demon hunters use one of the legion starships as their base

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For over fifteen years now, yeah. The blue goat people in the OP crash landed on Azeroth in a spaceship in 2006.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice thread Anons

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >belves still seething about velves

    haha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      80% of those mogs look like shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope belf scum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rather silly to be so rude, they're of similar origins.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except velves get to enjoy superior Alliance architecture.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, Belves have their own pure sex architecture, so they're in similar positions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one goes to Silvermoon anymore. Also I posted the wrong image, meant this one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They must've been some serious damage if putting a bunch of logs counts as "repair".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                haha, it really is a faction of shithuts and sticks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Man, that artist is really skilled.
                He has that one sexy blood elf woman standing with a wine glass... I think.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's pretty degen and has "western woman face" syndrome in his art, but he's incredibly skilled.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"western woman face"
                Is that Weebanese for "not anime same face", son?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Square jaws and harsh features. You know what I'm talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a weebanese for "shit" for manfaces like

                >least played race in the game is highmountain because its literally just tauren with different horns and no warstomp
                >followed by mag'har orc (orcs but even more Black personfied), and mechagnomes

                honorable mention to pandaren who probably make up a decent population if you put both factions together
                not surprised that 90% of the playerbase is humans and elves though, that's how its always been
                even draenei aren't terribly common in comparison

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, squarer jaws don't automatically count as manfaces.
                It's all in how it's structured, there's much complexity to this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd call it "porn actress face" syndrome more.
                Can't recall any particular degeneracy though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tixnen is a chick. Can't guarantee it since I only saw a blurry picture of her, but it looked like one. Also Russian. She has a private Instagram but I never got access to it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I believe it. Defintiely looks like Russian artwork.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Интepecнo.

                Yeah I believe it. Defintiely looks like Russian artwork.

                How did you discern that? I can't say I see anything Russian in it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's just very very western looking, which is increasingly becoming the territory of Russian artists. A lot of westerners (particularly Americans) have been adopting asian styles for some time now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's all in the face. The cheekbones and jawline are a dead giveaway. Asians usually go for rounder faces.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice mount texture, homo.
          PS1 games are clearer than that shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Nice mount texture
            Thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a literal selfie taunt?
      wew

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are the chances it cost money?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's an engineering item, it costs a buttfrick of gold so it can cost money if you want.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All belves must die

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd bet money that this is the same mentally ill wiener gargler that posts 15 videos of his ugly red Draenei standing in an empty Stormwind while telling people the game isn't actually dead

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like draenei models. Also what do you mean red?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              now kiss

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >empty Stormwind
            Its not the main hub during expansions unless you are low level, genius.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the main capital city of my faction is SUPPOSED to be empty, genius
              There's that famous WoWbuck cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >their supercool and strong dragons guys really!
                frickin' homosexual, gecko lookin' ass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            of course i went to an empty area, i recorded those videos for Ganker shitposting purposes to farm yous. why would i want other players in them ? Fricken idiot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If your character is stuck repeating an idle animation you can just tap forward and they'll stop by the way.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I pay $15 a month to a bunch of homosexual liberals so I can farm yous on a mongolian basket weaving forum when people shit on my dead hobby
              And lo, it was anon that was the idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not paying, i'm rich b***h

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah I’m eating shit, but at least it’s FREE shit!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's right keep malding

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point to giving a shit about anything in this game anymore because it's been thoroughly raped so much that the best one can hope for is to pick the parts they like and transplant them somewhere else.
    Even the stream of fricking porn content for this game is dying. That's when you know shit's getting bad.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What should have been

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically love it.

      Remember when Blizzard teased the Draenei model update in WoD as a joke and people lost their fricking mind thinking it was real?

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Draenei and Worgen make the Alliance cooler.
    Blood Elves and Vulpera make the Horde lamer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too bad Blizzard hates the Worgen.
      Their Heritage armor was shit, then a new Gilnean outfit from reclaiming their city was also shit, and now their king has given up his crown to let his daughter rule.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >their king has given up his crown to let his daughter rule.
        So the last straight white alliance character has given his power to another strong sassy woman
        >but Turalyon
        I saw how they dyked Alleria in War Within

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Worgens shouldn't be automatically associated with Gilneans imo, and they should be a species separate from humanity.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/wowg/ troon avatargayging
    well it was a fine thread while it lasted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just ignore xem, it gets off on attention.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play WoW again
    >have no computer to run it
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why were people so upset about this?
    One throwaway line from the wc3 manual in 2002:
    >Sargeras was a good boi titan he didn do nuffin until he found the EREDAR
    >They were SO EVIL, SO TWISTED, Sargeras (A literal god the size of planets) was DRIVEN CURAYZEE and went on a killing spree across the universe
    >...even though the rest of the panetheon of his people fight old gods on a daily basis as they root out corruption and the void, forces literally with the power of gods designed to make you crazy
    Shit makes zero sense now lorewise, and wasn't even that good back then. We only didn't know better because so much of the warcraft mythos was in the background and not revealed yet.

    Changing the Eredar to be a race that Sargeras tempted with power and then enslaved makes 100x more sense as a God speaking to the people of a planet story, especially considering we already knew him to do exactly that with Azhara and the Highborne.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly Eredar must've been an insidious and deliberate void project in that lore bit.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk i find female draenei to be super fricking hot, only huge minus is they dont have real feet and im an all out feet guy, but cant have everything haha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean of course you do. They're hyperfeminine, have a permanently arched back and are generally very graceful and dainty.
      Whoever designed them absolutely loves the female form, and we should all thank him.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How fast will classic player counts start to dip once Cata launches?
    WoTLK is already feeling empty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably pretty quickly. Do you think they'll ever decide to bring back servers for TBC and WotLK?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >retail
        >classic
        >classic era
        >classic hardcore
        >classic seasonal
        The playerbase is already so splintered between a million different subservers I don’t know if it’s even worth breaking it up even more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >3 different versions of era alone
          It's a self inflicted problem. Hardcore is a fricking meme that has to stick around forever now because you can't just remove the server you gave those fotm fricks.
          And they already said the seasonal server has to have it's own altered version of era afterwards to move all the characters too, so there's another permanent version of the fricking game that will have no players when the updates stop and people realize it's just WotLK abilities beating the everliving shit out of fragile vanilla bosses.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who came up with Silvermoon architecture?
    It's so strikingly beautiful, one of the prettiest cities I've seen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will spike again during each phoase of SoD, then stagnate for 4 weeks while the playerbase pretends that WotLK abilities are new content, then drop off a cliff until it repeats the cycle and the season ends.
      Cata will see a big spike, carried on the back of youtube/streamer shills who have been laying the groundwork of "cata was actually good" for the past 6 months. Then it too will go into freefall when the playerbase realizes that Cata was the end of the "show up and afk into loot" era of WoW and the bosses aren't just target dummies for parses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrathbabbies are going to get casual filtered by Cata dungeons and raids all over again
        will be funny to watch if nothing else

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys think its crazy that the blood elves would join the Horde because Orcs kinda sorta attacked their borders once during the old horde like 20 years+ ago, then wait till you hear how much flipflopping and team ups real life Countries do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      truly, our own world is itself a world of war and the crafting thereof

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do we call them different "races" and their skills "racials" when they are clearly different species? a handful of them didn't even start on the same planet, while others are just "flesh cursed" robots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"flesh cursed" robots
      be real with me pls

      is blizzard serious or are they just masterful trolls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The curse of flesh shit was established a long time ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Curse of Flesh goes back to WotLK when it was revealed that most mortal races on Azeroth are titan creations that received a curse of Yogg-Saron to become, well, fleshy.

          Ah okay, I didn't get that far.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Curse of Flesh goes back to WotLK when it was revealed that most mortal races on Azeroth are titan creations that received a curse of Yogg-Saron to become, well, fleshy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Specifically vrykul, humans, dwarves, and gnomes. And mogu I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is no contradiction or nonsense here.
        It pertains to matter structures.
        Opposite to metal, flesh is a much more mutable thing, much more dynamic.
        That carries specific implications as to where it stands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet we don't get to the end of War Within without "race" and "racials" being renamed to something gay like "background" and "quirks".

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