Are you hyped for the Mario movie?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds are going to shit blood and go into cardiac arrest when it makes over a billion dollars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not particularly. More interested in Sonic 3

      It'll be successful money wise regardless of how good or shit it is. From the previews it looks pretty nice. Mostly curious how audiences will end up ranking it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I expect it will make money.
      But so does all kinds of shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Like an EA game based on a shitty kids book series.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. You can see Seth Rogan's israelite stank all over it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this. also expect baragays now make porn of red donkey kong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >also expect baragays now make porn of red donkey kong
        DK, gross
        Bowser on the other hand......

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is only an issue when he sits in the writers room

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario movie
    >Peach is the main character
    I hate women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make boys buy actual products and maybe film makers won't focus on the group that spends money. Disney Princesses is one of the most valuable properties on Earth. More than MCU. No shit they'd like to cater toward young girls and not boys who just sit on a tablet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bitches be genetically and eternally shoppin, how could we ever compete with that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My nephew lives and breathes Mario so I don't know what the frick you're talking about.

        The entire reason for the action cartoons of the 80s is they figured out commercials only work on girls but boys will buy something if a story's attached to it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I am sorry anon. The facts must all be wrong because of your one nephew.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you pirate your anime and then cry when translations don't pander to you

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I feel like all the TV spots and trailers have spoiled over half the movie. How many minutes of the movie have been shown in total of its 92 minute runtime, and how much of the predictable plot can be gleaned at by now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a better indicator that you're talking to a midwit moron than the moaning about "muh predictable plot"?

      There is no inherent value to either predictability or unpredictability. All of your favorite disney cartoons have predictable plots. All of the worst modern acts of rape against of your beloved franchises revolve around shitty attempts to break expectations.

      You don't know what makes a good movie/cartoon and project your boredom and lack of ability to explain it on the fundamental plot elements.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It does mean youre talking to a dumber person but on the most basic level what theyre trying to communicate is they want to be surprised not that they literally care about the levels of predictability so for you to not be able to understand that and lean hard into the nature of predictability makes you come off as a pseud autist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its a Super Mario movie, chud. You think it has any other plot than "Mario saves someone from Bowser" ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're finally learning, trailers, sneak peeks, anything they put out prior to the actual thing you're looking forward to is just spoilers by another name. Watch the reveal, learn the date and go experience the thing fresh.

      https://i.imgur.com/VqWi7by.jpg

      Not really but I'll see it out of curiosity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t watched any trailer beyond the reveal teaser and the plumbing commercial
      You should do the same for any movie you want to watch

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    incel

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you gays aren’t planning to sit in a theater filled with 5 - 12 year olds like a loser manchild.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not in the slightest. Why would I want to watch the latest Amerifat Pixar Disney garbage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should be thankful that fricking Disney never actually got involved on this movie

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no! All i see is check mark shit the movie and not a true telling. It just stuff everything we can and nothing else.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not hyped, but I'd probably watch it, eventually, during a weekday

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. Im not 8 years old

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she always angry?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I’ll probably pirate it about a week later

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's going to be TONS of Peach rape porn.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After what Seth Rogen did with TMNT and how Peach appears in every trailer, and how Mario looks weak and stupid.
    Hell no.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and how Mario looks weak and stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let's not pretend that this isn't the end part of a training montage 2/3rds - 3/4ths of the way through the movie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's...almost like...the story is doing the very well known "hero must train to beat the big bad" trope that has existed forever. There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.

          >Strong hero doesn't really know what he is doing because he is new
          >has to be helped by others
          >there's also a tough girl who doesn't need Herc

          That's a training sequence, chances are that Mario jobs when he faces the real deal and has to be bailed out by Luigi and Peach

          You are creating scenarios you yourself invented solely to get mad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It's...almost like...the story is doing the very well known "hero must train to beat the big bad" trope that has existed forever
            Sure! And for the overwhelming majority of the movie Mario will be a blundering moron who can't do anything without fricking up or being the butt of every joke.
            >There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.
            Hercules problem was that he was too fricking strong and couldn't control his power. Mario is just a moron.

            that's 60 million that could have been used elsewhere

            If you think Nintendo would pay him even 1 million for 15 seconds of recording time then I shudder to think what you think Illumination paid him for the movie.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Sure! And for the overwhelming majority of the movie Mario will be a blundering moron who can't do anything without fricking up or being the butt of every joke.
              Which will make the moment, he is becoming the hero even more satisfying.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Which will make the moment, he is becoming the hero even more satisfying.
                Only if it happen organically throughout the story and not from a fricking training montage where they go from complete moron to competent in the span of a shitty insert song.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You are actually, certifiably, moronic. Just letting you know.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments, only seethe
                I accept your concession

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know what the point of training is, right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You know what the point of training is, right?
                To improve your skills, not to make you go from a literally moron to savior of the universe in the span of a montage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He gets experience, skills and thus confidence in himself.
                He will likely still remain a dork, but there is nothing wrong with that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which is all fine if done in an organic matter. If he was strong from the beginning but didn't have the talent to use his strengths correctly that's one thing. It's an entirely different thing to have someone be a complete worthless loser and then all of a sudden he's amazing. It's like you're reading a book and the main character is a moron who can't do anything for 25/30 chapters and then on the 26th chapter there's a paragraph that says "and then he trained" and now all of a sudden he's a complete badass able to beat the ultimate badguy in the next 3 chapters. This is the problem I have with "loser suddenly becomes badass" montages in movies.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah bro, youseee GRILBOSS is now IN and that means the movie is BAD nad WOKE and no matter how well you argue against it nad use simple logic that a child can understnad we all must be MAD right now.
            GIRLBOSS GRRRR

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >There is legit no difference between this and 1997's Hercules.
            Meg wasn't even introduced until after Herc's training. So there was no scenes of her being shown to be so much more competent than him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a training sequence, chances are that Mario jobs when he faces the real deal and has to be bailed out by Luigi and Peach

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Aerial forward smash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bills don't die when jumped on

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser is Cumming
    Made for BBC ( Big Bowser wiener)

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hype for all the new peach porn that will be made but that's about it. They just hired a bunch of actors only two of which are any good at voice acting so the movie will be really shit but still make a at least a billion dollars

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure hyped is the word but I'll be going to see it when it comes out, ought to be a fun time

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're setting up for Chris Pratt to replace Charles Martinet in future Mario games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not this exactly, but I definitely see this as Nintendo conditioning people to detach themselves from Charles Martinet when he retires.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Pratt would charge more for one game than Martinet has for every single game combined. They'd end up paying 10 million for a single "wahoo"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like Mario says much beyond like 6 words total.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's 60 million that could have been used elsewhere

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am honestly wondering if there is anything Ganker has done that is more pathetic than crying about a kids movie that isn't aimed at them. I can't think of anything.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a Mario fan so no. Trailer didn't show me anything that would make me want to watch it either. More interested in Sonic 3 to be honest.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any good views of bowser's feet?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but for all the wrong reasons.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Strong wahmen bullshit aside, at least Mario is still being portrayed as a badass.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always look like demonic monsters despite it being a cartoon?
    That pedo panda movie (red?) was really unsettling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's called the uncanny valley you dork.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Demons are uncanny. Just look at israelites.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >demonic
      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do they always look like demonic monsters despite it being a cartoon?
      because morons insist on adding a shit ton of unnecessary detail to simple cartoony designs

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah it looks boring

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances the shroobs become the main villains of a future movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are the chances princess shroob climbs out of my computer screen and I get to frick her sexy mouth?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The chances are much higher for it to be a goomba because there are a lot more of them.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The way Peach ia portrayed
    >No Charles Martinet (excluding cameos)
    >Donkey Kong arcade game not being acknowledged, Mario doesn't face him in NYC
    >Seth Rogen

    Not really. The things I really like are showing Mario and Luigi as being from Brooklyn instead of "New Donk City." Wrecking Crew and Funky Kong are also based. Hopenwe get a post credits scene with Wario.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How THE FRICK they look worse than old 3D models of them? Models you can literally download around, ripped off from older games?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another generic western girlboss character, fricking israelites ruin everything

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know I'll hate parts of it and like others. I'm intrigued but not enthused.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still hoping the “human from the prophecy” ends up being Wario who just one-shots Bowser.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Super Mario Bros Movie
    >both brothers are separated for most of it
    no
    that said I am glad they brought back the Brooklyn backstory

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    taking my nephews to see it after a hike. then we're playing video games until bed. being an uncle is sweet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God, I wish my nephew was old enough to play Minecraft with. I love that lil homie like you wouldn’t believe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's a cliche but you'll be able to play together before you know it. theyre logic is so funny, they really bring a new life to games I thought I had grown out of. Enjoy it, anon

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think her head is 4% too big. There, I've said it!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like always, I’m just looking forward to the porn.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone over the age of 18 be interested in Mario

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the opposite
      zoomers don't care about bing bing man
      this and most of nintendo's stuff are for boomiennials

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hyped for the gay bowser x luigi porn yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >also expect baragays now make porn of red donkey kong
      DK, gross
      Bowser on the other hand......

      Frick off homos, Luigi is built to get pegged by Daisy.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it with the other Mario movie.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dad wants to see this movie with me but it makes me cringe too much and I don't want to do it

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be shit

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that it does well and Nintendo takes notes from it.
    No, I don't care for the movie or Nintendo.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited out of curiosity
    Whether it's terrible or good, it'll at least be interesting for me no matter what

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's got the cum edit of the movie poster with peach having puffed up cheeks and cum exploding out of her face?

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes and i'm not gonna let you gays convince me otherwise

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to pirating this and watching with my daughter

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks pretty fun movie with good animation that has a personality to it, but I'm not expecting it to be a masterpiece.

    I also expect Bowser to be actually great villain, since from what he's shown is miles better than the games version.

    So yes, I'm watching it.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. Bowser looks and sound great, but I'm not keen on everything else. Don't like most of the casting, the fact that Mario and Luigi are separated, and of course Peach's portrayal.
    Unironically find that last one offensive tbh. They took the one icon in gaming that's the epitome of femininity and turned her into yet another snarky, unpleasant dyke c**t that modern entertainment churns out every single day.

    And before some moron brings up games where she's active, the comics or whatever the frick: All that media never forgot her character was of a cheerful delicate lady.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. Not when that israelite Seth Rogen is in this fricking movie. Frick Seth and frick all 2 of his fans for being a smelly, moronic israelite.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am tired of every franchise turning once competent and heroic white males into weaklings and idiots so that mary sue women can be the heroes of the story, so no.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this movie wanted to portray a princess as a girlboss, it should have been Daisy then.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to see her getting fricked by Bowser

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Bowser play piano

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was one of the focus test people and I saw the ending.

    Mario catches a glimpse of other Nintendo related worlds messing with Magikoopa's wand. They intend to make other Nintendo related movies and make a Nintendo cinematic universe if this movie is successful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope that isn't true but I believe it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Completely and utterly unsurprising

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they leave this scene out I will be very disappointed.

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