Ashley's bazookas preserved. Day one buy.
Ashley's bazookas preserved. Day one buy.
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>in before the zeldafag sperging
mfers on Ganker saying they hate the game are probably complimenting it on reddit and the other gay websites they go to
>and the other gay websites they go to
Why do people act like this site is better than anything on the internet, when it's only gotten worse over the past 15+ years? Is it a newfag thing, because it sure as fuck seems like it. A bunch of hillbillies and inbred hicks think a site for computer science majors somehow applies to them, and the site spins down the drain instantly.
For me is because I really don't care about the opinions of some random fags on other sites, and some fuckers here make me laugh. Plus, I like the interface.
>Why do people act like this site is better than anything on the internet
Cause we can still call each other fags without getting banned/removed.
Because it is. Only thing is being better than other places on the internet isn't really saying much so Ganker is still really shit.
Put the jacket back on! Showing arms is problematic for Crapcom
The sad part is there will be people angry about her having tits and jiggle physics because they can't complain about her being flat or lacking bounce like they planned to for years.
Its the same shit as Tifa pre-Remake launching. Everyone was complaing yet her tits look fucking massive in a sports bra and tank top.
It was crazy seeing how disconnected from reality Ganker is. Complaining about Tifa’s breasts being small. Meanwhile, everyone in real life who saw me play FF7R commented about how huge Tifa’s tits are. The consensus was that any bigger would look ridiculous, and they were already massive.
Who gives a fuck what normies think, Tifa’s tits are smaller than OG Tifa. That’s a fact
American fingers made this post, I pity you.
I agree. Leon would be better off with Claire.
Nice try Chris.
it kind of upsets me that breast physics haven't improved
Do Ashely's funbags still have fun physics?
Why does she look so greasy?
Several days of non stop nakadashi sex with Spaniards will do that to a girl
She's wet from the rain.
Its Spain. hot as fuck in summer
>why isnt this girl whos been kidnapped in evil rural spain not look like an impeccable walkway model!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is such a fucking cutie
garden gnome nose
Is this a mod or what? From the trailer she looked flat as fuck. I find it hard to believe nu-com added jiggle physics.
The ballistics still looked way bigger in the original, the bazookas got downgraded to rifles at best.
Seems about the same to me
>supposedly early 20s and in collage
why is she so ugly now
She was always on the edge between cute/ugly. She's more generic looking now is all. Absolutely no one will remember this face, unlike original Ashley or remake Jill/Claire that all look pretty distinctive, whether you like them or not.
>Absolutely no one will remember this face, unlike original Ashley or remake Jill/Claire that all look pretty distinctive
This feels a lot like you're just upset at the actress.
Why would I be upset at her? She's generically 'attractive', but not really memorable looking. Is she prettier than OG Ashley? Sure, I guess. But there's no soul to her design anymore. Her monkey ears are always hidden. She meets Islamic standards with only showing skin at the face and hands, even in her dlc outfits, which are both pants, btw. No ballistics comment. No overtime. She's dull, sorta attractive but dull.
I dunno, you went off on a tangent that seemed to be shitting on her specifically.
I can see now that you're just a retard, sorry to have bothered you.
Keep simping, pal. I doubt you're asian so she wouldn't look at you. twice.
It's not really simping but more that you went on a retarded tangent about the only true god.
>Why would I be upset at her?
I've seen tons of retards absolutely seething that she said she only dates asians
>Oh no! Some random instagram girl who I'll never meet has a thing for asian dudes. REEEEEEEEEE!
Thankfully, I'm not a retarded child anymore.
no one is seething about that
people are just annoyed by chinks spamming her all the time because they consider this a huge "win"
>no one is seething about that
chill out chang
she's not an actress. she didn't do any acting. she's an instagram thot that they face scanned for the game
You sound REALLY upset.
do I? I didn't swear or shout or anything lmao. Stated facts. I like old Ashley much more than nu-Ashley, but I'm not really upset. I guess you're just trolling and wanting me to be upset
>prefers screeching dumbo goblin over model
>I’M NOT MAD, OK?
I accept your concession, anon
Why are you white-knighting this girl so hard? She's not going to sleep with you.
She was never memorable. She's only remembered because of the nowayfag meme.
People remembered her annoying screams for help.
But now some Youtube daddy has told people that the only people remember her being annoying as fuck were bad at the game now that the game is 19 fucking years old and everyone that's ever touched the game knows all the enemy encounters and dangerous areas for Ashley.
>she was never memorable
>there is a meme with her
This doesn't look like the president's daughter, this looks like the president's wife, what the fuck were they smoking when they changed her hair to that?
Naked ears are too erotic
That stupid vest looks like something the president's wife would wear, not something a young woman would.
She is definitely not the president's daughter because she calls me DADDY.
why do they always make the nose so prominent
Dumbo > Gonzo
I will play it only for her.
Looks like a younger version of hillary clinton.
I knew they were going to change her from a Republican to a Democrat.
>boob physics confirmed
Stop. I don't want to buy this. Don't make me buy this.
Did the other remakes have boob physics? If so then please share proof... for science.
>Did the other remakes have boob physics?
Yes. Ada has them in REmake 2 instead of Claire (why???) and Jill had them in REmake 3.
A bunch of people at Capcom are Adafags
Who is this mid 30s wine aunt librarian and where is Ashley???
She looks like she needs to wipe her face off with a towel and take off her wig
No. not really. Ashley doesn't look like a lizard at all.
nu-vidya is so soulless
she looks like the ugliest women in the world, it's not even realistic
when I go outside every day I'm surrounded by beautiful big eared women that want to fuck me (because of my anti remake t-shirt)
Calm down tendie. You can fap to that big ear goblin in the original all you want.
Remake chads get to enjoy a real woman.
NTA but a white girl trying to look like a K-pop whore is anything but looking like "a real woman".
Why does she have grey hair
Why does she look so fucking OLD?
This isn't JOJO
Why is she a 35yo single mom in this one? Isn't she like 14-16 in the canon story?
you are a basement dwelling neet that hasnt seen a real woman in years. she looks her age its just that you dont remember what women look like
>She looks her age its just that women age a lot faster and maintaining youthful looks is a tool of oppression used by the patriarchy now
also no, she is not 14-16. she is 20 in the OG and Remake. retarded gay
this anon is right, after they pass 14 they start declining rapidly. by 20 she's pretty much an old hag.
Ah yes, the 500 years old baby girl vampire situation.
I love japan.
She looks like a zombie from resident evil 7. I dont understand the art direction of this series.
bit of a wasted actress
>those top tier fucking armpits
what the fuck her body is excellent, she's a hider.
she only dates asian guys
Small asian dick only.
What the fuck is wrong with her face
Given that Capcom tends to do a decent job with Ada its either deliberate that they make nuClaire/Jill/Ashley look fucked or the RE Engine just can't do non-asian faces right.
Leon: wtf is wrong with your face?
do boobs do this irl?
ive never seen one
Yes, when the girl has big boobs and use a bra that is comfortable that doesn't squeeze the breast they tend to have this physics when moving, BUT, I dont think that a girl like Ashley would actually use a more comfortable bra because guys would only looks for the BAZONKAS
I find it so odd people are this excited for RE4make, RE2&3 I get it, bringing them to RE4 third person camera changes things alot and is a good reason to "replay" fan favorite games in a new and different way.
RE4make is basically the same game with a new coat of paint, no major gameplay changes except for minor thing being removed likie shooting through doors and stuff. I honest to god don't get what all the buzz is about.
Much better graphics and gameplay than the original game. RE4 remake makes the original game obsolete.
t. Tendie falseflagging
i've never wanted someone to kill themselves more than i do for you right now
nostalgia is the answer, RE4 is probably the first RE for most of the people posting here
I'm getting it for the nude mods of Ashley. the Jill and Claire ones were pretty good
Ganker wont play it the target audience is people who think realism and remaking on principle is a good thing. Redditors, twitter users, people stuck with the mind of a teenager at age 30+.
There's nothing wrong with RE4, I see no reason to play this remake. Atleast not for more than $5.
Hell I won't even play the Suikoden 1+2 remaster and I loved those games as a kid. The remaster and RE4 remake are just cashgrabs. Lazy shit not worth paying for.
>people stuck with the mind of a teenager at age 30+.
Well you dont have to call me out for it.
Plus you know they're gonna remove some of the humor surrounding Ashley's body. I remember Leon making a comment about her being okay after the fall because he knew she was going to fall on her ass.
They're gonna remove humor in general, all the lines were too cheesy from this "grim dark ultra realism" bullshit. RE4 was truly lightning in a bottle, can't recreat it.
>I find it so odd people are this excited for RE4make
Well, RE4 is a shooter spin-off of a horror franchise. It didn't target the original, small and refined audience. It went for mass appeal of a different, more popular and profitable genre. Abandon those who made you popular, sell to those who give you money. People are excited for RE4 remake because those people are not RE fans. They are RE4fags.
And do not believe the revisionists who insist that "Resident Evil fans were tired of the game formula and wanted something new by 2005". That literally never happens. People like the franchises they are fans of. Non-fans want those franchises to change because they were never fans because those games were not like the games they like. They become fans when those franchises change to accommodate them, aka. RE4.
Go off, King
>It didn't target the original, small and refined audience
I love the OG as much as anyone but RE4 is pretty dated anon. it was still in the Gamecube era when it got released.
>RE4 is pretty dated
>Mechanics and style from this game is industry standard for TPS to this day
Yeah, sure kid.
All you're doing in these threads is complaining about it not having the same mechanics.
Gears of War did more to TPS shooters than RE ever did, don't flatter yourself.
>Gears of War
Yes, you may not like it but these are facts.
That shitty "press X to stick to cover"? Gears
4 weapon directional dpad weapons? Gears.
That sprint while hunched down shit? Gears
dedicated melee button? Gears.
I'm not saying these are good mechanics, but you don't see games where you constantly need to go to your suitcase to equip weapons and can't even turn around with the analog much, do you?
Nothing to be proud of.
Learn to read, vomit retard
Holy mother of zoomers
Before gears there was no shitty randomly scattered waist high barricades for you to conveniently take cover. You just used crouch.
Gears ruined TPS just like Halo ruined FPS.
>4 weapon directional dpad weapons? Gears.
fuck you underage
>No game play changes
You're absolutely retarded.
>Pressing left on the stick will move you left instead of moving you counter clock wise
>Parry mechanics, quick select weapons, and a new knife and stealth system added
>Level design has been completely over hauled
>Certain story beats and set pieces are different than the original
I have a friend that has similar shit opinions. He's in an open relationship with his wife where she gets to sleep around while he stays home and watches basketball clips on YouTube. He was in this "open relationship" before they were even engaged. You sound like a big cuck just like him.
I played RE4 3 times in my life: once when it just came out on gamecube (reached Mendez fight but got stuck). The second time was like half year later with my older cousin, we played the whole weekend until the end and I learned from him, so I was able to finish my own playthrough after that. The third one was when the game released on Wii, I rented it and finished the game in a weekend. Its been 17 years since I played it, Im ok with the remake
Anon, I've played RE all my life, and I adore the original RE4. But that game has existed for just about 2 decades now, and it'll never ever go away because it's been ported to every system in existence. There's literally no reason to be somehow antihyped over a game with concrete changes.
>RE4make is basically the same game with a new coat of paint, no major gameplay changes except for minor thing being removed likie shooting through doors and stuff
play the demo and see that you are wrong. the gamefeel is substantially different than the original while still preserving the major beats and highs of the action.
Video games are so bad right now that people get excited when good old games get remade.
That's all there is to it.
I just finished the original for the first time today and it's not AS good as people make it out to be. Maybe in its time it was amazing.
But the game is completely trivialized by being able to be played with a mouse and you also realize there are lie a billion ways to cheese everything and kill most bosses with a single RPG shot if you want.
it is a much worse game gay
>it is a much worse game gay
Post your cleared game save.
New Ashley looks so much better than the old one.
New Ashley just look more right - she instantly comes across as one of the snobby, prep school types - which makes more sense as a president's daughter.
I'm waiting for modders to mod the skirt back in.
Skirts are not problematic you fucking ugly Japs.
Little girls in your country wear these you fucking hacks.
Dude she's a child, stop sexualizing her
Your brain isn't fully developed until you're 25, we genuienly need to raise the age of consent to reflect this.
>Without the fully development prefrontal cortex, a teen might make poor decisions and lack the inability to discern whether a situation is safe. Teens tend to experiment with risky behavior and don’t fully recognize the consequences of their choices.
Be better anon
No way fag
women are never capable of consent by any meaningful standard because they're retarded and live far too easy of a life to ever fully grasp or rationalize the consequences of their actions
therefore we should repeal the age of consent entirely, it's literally just ageism
let me guess, roastie... YOU have a problem with that? 'fraid you can't compete with sweet, delicious dicky?
> the structure of these and other brain areas changes at different rates throughout our life span, growing and shrinking; in fact, structural changes in the brain continue far past people’s 20s.
all this debunks is the fact it's specifically 25, but nice try
>all this debunks is the fact it's specifically 25
so it does debunk it 🙂
So by that logic, people under 25 shouldn't be encourage to be a chud
We should raise the age of majority to 25, but only for women. They're retarded children regardless of age, but at least this way their retarded ideas can't harm society.
Absolute state of amerimutts
>shits thread with his bullshit
>haha rent free
I wasn’t that anon and I agree he’s a fag
But just randomly bringing up Americans for no reason is also gay. So yeah rent free
We should indeed raise the voting age to 25 since young voters are not fully developed mentally
But set the maximum age to like 70, same for running for office, at some point muh wisdom is undone by cognitive decline.
>Your brain isn't fully developed until you're 25, we genuienly need to raise the age of consent to reflect this
the brain starts deteriorate after 25 so you're not able to consent then either
>can't make decisions that would endanger their lives
>allowed to alter their entire bodily function at any age and cut off their dicks at age 18
Age of consent and making irreperable changes to your body should be at the same age.
SHE WAS ONLY 24 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
This has been proven false.
Adolescent, moar liek ADULTescent
Making the mistake of procreation is the only way our species can thrive.
if your brain isn't developing it means it's aging
this doesn't really mean anything
>consequences of modern diet, culture, and shit school system.
>still feel exactly the same in thought processes as my 16 year old self
it's fucking over, i'm never gonna get better than i am right now and just pretending to be normal is the best i can do
>literal retard but not quite enough to free me from the guilt of not being good enough
The funny thing about this is, if something like this does actually pass by some miracle, the fags who currently cry about anime teenagers will start revolting and calling AoC arbitrary once their favorite girls get affected.
this is bait but it will also probably become a real movement in the near future
This is a fucking lie. Womens brain never develop.
>she's a child
She is a college student that got kidnapped while she was in Spain during spring break.
She was kidnapped on her college campus grandpa.
good bait, 3 replies as of responding
but also no
in fact i imagine in my head that she's 9
Please don't fall for the b8 m8s
This is the tifa remake "censorship" controversy all over again
I love when they prove they don't even play the games they complain about
i feel offended. i don't play them but i still fap to nu-tifa
Why these people do this? Like what is the point? Why get angry over things you don't even know about? This has to be some mental illness
>Why these people do this?
Haha yeah, she never got censored lol.
>"激しいアクションでも不自然にならないように胸部を締める必要がありました" was translated into "we make sure her top wasn't loose so that her chest wouldn't come off as unnatural during heavy action sequences" though, the original Japanese clearly said "胸部を締める必要がありました" so the literal and authentic translation is "in order for it not to appear unnatural in heavy action sequences, we needed to tighten her chest" It's a big mystery why this translator perfectly omitted the part "胸部を締める必要がありました" and really euphemistically translated it.
>And, an another really dubious point is as for "指示" which was translated into "Our ethics department had asked". in Japanese, "指示" is really a strong word, unlike just "asking", that give a sense of "must" to listeners, so I will not translate "指示" to "ask" as in this translation, but translate it to "direction" which have a more strong implication of obligation. It is obvious that in the original Japanese they had no choice but to accept an offer from the ethic department.
>A company telling employees to tone down the sexiness? Wow! This has only been a thing since the 1920's! Fucking modern censorship!
Are you under some kind of delusion things like this didn't happen for the original FF7 as well?
The OG game devs went out of their way to make Tifa jiggle whereas the the Remake devs got told to alter Tifa's outfit so she would "realistically" not jiggle
I think his point was that censorship pertaining to sexuality is as old as the world and that underaged "babby's first realization that the world is a clusterfuck" who act like this is something outrageous and new are fucking retards.
In the end, this issue is just "I am mad because I think this is not made for me."
>his point was that censorship pertaining to sexuality is as old as the world
and yet in the original FF7 it wasn't anywhere close to where it is in Remake, so trying to handwave the censorship is living in denial
It's not a hand wave, it's a recognition of reality.
The point is people, sometimes, are so high on outrage fumes that they overblow something that is relatively banal. Everything pertaining to pop culture is relatively unimportant and the majority of pop culture enjoyers never really cared about hot babes in videogames once they grew out of teenagehood. The coomer audience who nitpicks sexually related censorship are too niche to have any form of weight and influence, so it really is no use throwing a fit.
>lmao just say and do nothing
>do not voice your opposition to the current thing
>don't wanna be cringe do you???
this is how puritans get the world they want
Strawmanning opinions will never make you right. I can't do anything about your behavior other than call it out and that's what the issue is. Behavior. It's HOW you react to this that's the problem and the problem is that it's 100% an expected response.
If your reaction to new things is "censorship bad they ruined everything waah waah", you will simply never be taken seriously, but if you're just venting and it helps you feel better, then go ahead. I'm just saying nothing will change if all you do is throw temper tantrums that make you look like a 5 years old and which pertains to immature jokes and boobies.
>absolutely clear difference between the OG and Remake
Yes, but, then again, what exactly do you want? The original game all over again? It's already been re-released and re-ported as much as Skyrim.
Obviously, the game was goinf to be different and if I take the position of the devs, why should I care about a niche group of internet nobodies being mad about change in tone and dialogue which was made clear from the beginning if giving the same experience will make people mad and giving them something different will make other people mad? Either way, nerds will cry as they usually do.
It's hard to take angry internet mobs seriously anymlre because they are a dime a dozen nowadays. That's what my point is. Censorship and propaganda has been a thing for centuries before you were born and it would do you good to educate yourself a bit more so you can understand the world you live in and why voicing your discontentment as part of, yet, another mob of angry bitch nerds on the internet is not going to give you what you want.
Outrage is definetly a modern addiction and reacting to things in the very way you are expected to react won't do much more than lift some weight off your chest..
>what exactly do you want
for people to stop claiming there's no censorship going on when S-E reps have straight up been quoted as saying Tifa's outfit was changed based on direction from their ethics committee
>which was made clear from the beginning
Yeah, remember the interviews where they outlined "Remake" actually meant the revived Sephiroth from advent children travelling back in time to create an alternate universe where the events of the original game don't happen
>lmao you're cringe why are you complaining about a little cut you weenie nobody's going to ever take you seriously it's just a little tiny cut LMAO
I really honestly hope you die.
Ok, let me rephrase my take so even a retard like you can understand
This issue is like you and me having always been in a room with a pile of shit that stinksike death. Suddenly the stink starts clinging to you and you point at the pile of shit that was always there and declare "THERE'S A PILE OF SHIT!"
To which I will say: "Yes, it's always been there, we tried to shovel it, but it's stuck to the ground.
Then you go "BUT THERE'S A PILE OF SHIT!"
"Yes, I know, I already told you, we tried to remove it, it didn't work"
"THERE'S A PILE OF SHIT!"
At which point I go "Hey would you just shut the fuck up? The room ready smells like shit, now my hearing senses are being affected as well, cut that shit out."
"SO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO JUST SIT AROUND AND PRETEND THE SHIT ISN'T THERE!"
No, you mongoloid. I am telling you to fucking shovel it yourself if it offends you so much. Why do you think this shit has to be MY problem in addition to yours when I already tried and nothing I did worked. Find a solution if you are so great and if you have one, I will help you.
That's the issue. A lot of fucking words, no actual plan of action. Until you have a solution to this problem, just shut the fuck up about it. This board isn't a personal therapy space where you can just vent your shit on everyone. If you need help for your broken feelings, get some help.
>This board isn't a personal therapy space where you can just vent your shit on everyone. If you need help for your broken feelings, get some help.
the projection level is off the fucking charts.
>Why do you think this shit has to be MY problem in addition to yours when I already tried and nothing I did worked. Find a solution if you are so great and if you have one, I will help you.
moron you already said you think stuff like gatekeeping is futile which just reveals you never did anything of the sort to "fix the problem" since that is 110% your mindset towards anything else.
You either sat on your ass like the rest of the bitches or are just a yet another demoralizing troll.
>shovel it yourself
Investment firms with trillions of dollars in assets to move around are behind all of this because people like (You) gays allowed them to take root because you shit your diaper the instant anyone says "Hey we should keep these kinds of people out of this". Then when they tell you a few years in the future "Told you so, we should've kept them out of this." you retaliate by saying "IT WAS ALL POINTLESS IN THE END ANYWAY."
Supremely bitchmade behavior. Rope, now.
>moron you already said you think stuff like gatekeeping is futile which just reveals you never did anything of the sort to "fix the problem
When DRM and DLC started becoming a thing, where do you think I was? Here. Talking shit about Kotick.
I was doing exactly what you are doing now.
When the >tfw no gf fags were ruining the board in 2011, I was here, "gayekeeping".
It's 2023, do you see any improvements? No moron, everything went to shit.
So don't put the blame on me when you were definetly underaged back then and blissfuly ignorant of how bad things are. Fuck you.
>Investment firms with trillions of dollars in assets to move around are behind all of this because people like (You) gays allowed them to take root because you shit your diaper the instant anyone says "Hey we should keep these kinds of people out of this". Then when they tell you a few years in the future "Told you so, we should've kept them out of this." you retaliate by saying "IT WAS ALL POINTLESS IN THE END ANYWAY."
Supremely bitchmade behavior. Rope, now.
Ohh ok so I should have went and assassinated these billionaire. I should have made a coup d'état against the system. That's your gatekeeping?
I should have died a martyr to protect the sanctity of your manchild hobby. Got it. You get to live, but I die for you.
Hey gay. Why don't you die the martyr then if you give so much of a shit?
Maybe you should've done something other than shitpost on Ganker if you wanted to make a difference
>Maybe you should've done something other than shitpost on Ganker if you wanted to make a difference
And what are you currently doing to save gaming?
Other than shitpost on Ganker and being the Elite gatekeeper that you are?
Making my own video games.
>I was here
That's the entire fucking issue dipshit.
I've voiced these concerns on other sites for years.
I've voiced these concerms to my friends that are into vidya for years.
I always bring up how it's bad to be complacent for years.
>Ohh ok so I should have went and assassinated these billionaire. I should have made a coup d'état against the system. That's your gatekeeping?
>more schizophrenic babble
>muh manchild hobby
Ah yes, but you're totally the champion of vidya who always had the medium's best interests at heart, that's why you talk like this.
Expected that an autist such as yourself would interpret my post that way too.
I've always advocated that people need to actually contact developers and express their discontent with whatever they don't like. Encouraged to take surveys and give feedback when they offer them.
Defeatist gays like yourself though aid their whiteknights and have effectively made safe spaces for all creators online these days so not even the most mild of criticisms reaches their ears.
You and the other bitches fucked up one time in the past and now you think everyone is just like you and now WE have to deal with YOUR mess, and yes, it is YOU gays' fault. The morons who said "It couldn't happen to us/them." and sat on your asses. The ones who thought "horse armor lol" shitposting was the most valiant of attempts at stemming the flow of the cancer we are experiencing today.
Just eat shit and die.
Funny how you insist on the fact that I did nothing despite the fact that I actually did all of those things.
And now look where we are. We failed nonetheless. You already said it. Billions of dollars against autists on Ganker. Who has the better odds.
Maybe stop blaming and keel fightibg your fight you gigantic fucking gay..I am responsible for none of your butthurt. Managing that is 100% on you. I am not your friend, I am not your therapist, I don't know you, I care ZERO for your wellbeing, ZERO for your mental health and ZERO for your devastated anus.
I did nothing wrong. I consoomed like you consoomed. I did my part like you did your part. When it was obvious that truth wasn't going to win, I picked different battles.
Fucking gay. Maybe you have 100% of your free time to invest on videogames and lobbying against lobbyists, but I don't. I started having better shit to do and, Lo and behold, despite everything going to shit, good games keep being made and the censorship in itself, when it concerns most of the games that I actually love, is nearly nonexistent or it is companies like Capcom that find loopholes to keep giving me what I want.
Turns out there is no grander slippery slope and we will keep getting coomer shit and good games because it sells and the economy LOVES money despite its false ideologue façade.
So if you wanna keep screaming into the void, be my guest, but you are going to fail if you think truth alone can save you. Nobody gives a shit about truth..Truth doesn't sell, truth doesn't agitate the masses.
Welcome to the real world newfag. Time to wake up and face your powerlessness and time to think about better solutions.
Like this gay right there:
He's doing a hundred times more than the both of us running our mouth on internet forums and writinf angry letters to corporatists.
>It's not a hand wave
It is. Accepting something just because "it happens all the time" doesn't mean you shouldn't care about it happening at all, which is what that guy is arguing, because there's an absolutely clear difference between the OG and Remake.
well then they didn't do a good job because tifa in 7R is hot as fuck and pure sex
>got turned into a moe blob
nevermind that censorship is a slippery slope and should always be called out
square literally confirmed that she was censored and they have an "ethics committee" which ordered it
Nu-Teef is perfect. Also M11K has sexier costumes than the stripper ones in MK9.
Ashley is too goddamn cute.
So can she not die anymore?
too stressful for playtesting zoomers
No idea. We see an incapacitated state, maybe if she gets hit while downed?
new Leon looks so fucking weird
GRUG SAVE ASHLEY
>Doesn't have a traditional healthbar
>Easily falls into the Downed state from almost any damage
>Left vulnerable for ganados to carry her off
>Will only get back up when Leon picks her up
>Probably only a few things that are instantly lethal will kill her
>Will only get back up if Leon picks her up
First, that will be fucking annoying. Second, what kind of stronk, modern, independent woman just lies there until helped up by a man?
it's 2004 women in spain legally weren't allowed to get back unless a man allowed it and helped them.
But she's not Spanish.
But killing the dog is a-okay though.
>inb4 not the heckin pupperino
It's a Wolf, moron
Devs already said that she can die if she's hit again while Incapacitated. They basically just gave her the RE5 health system
My only hope for this franchise is RE9 not being another shitty first person game.
The RE9 mc will be a helpless civilian who is more afraid of guns than he is of zombies so his only defense is to hide in lockers and run away at a brisk running speed of 2MPH.
Its over. There is no reason why Revelations 3, RE 9, or Street Fighter 7 will be decent games. Capcom is dead.
it won't be. That's why they killed off Ethan
I hope RE9 is being made by the Re2make team. The RE8 fags can do a first person remake of Code Veronica or some shit, I just want another top tier third person RE that isn’t a remake.
I know this is an unpopular opinion but i want them to go back to the big dumb action movie like games from 5 and 6. A bunch of games do the slower paced spooky stuff now. But there hasn't been games like 5 and 6 lately and i kinda miss it.
Most people I know who have been playing RE since the first game echo this statement. The problem was people were mad at RE6 because there was a drastic change in the control scheme so it took getting used to and the campaign chapters being giant slogs cluttered up with non-RE gameplay (vehicle sections, turrets, A FUCKING STEALTH SECTION). It's pretty depressing to think RE may never see another game with RE6's TPS system utilized ever again.
I want it to be in VR again.
RE8 already went way downhill and sold extremely well. Same situation as with RE4 back then imo, the reason why I can't really say I liked RE4 that much in 2 playthroughs.
It won't be. People are too autistic about RE needing to be third person for some reason despite first-person working well in 7 and Village
too bad they made her even uglier, especially the weird hair.
also do we know yet if you can even look up her skirt still?
>they made her even uglier,
>implying the original was in any way facially beautiful
The original is fucking beautiful, are you blind?
lol getting desperate are we
>those big eyes
>that cute smile
>that round, feminine face
God I just want to cuddle her and make big huge cums in her pussy.
not to mention she was voiced by sandy cheeks
She's cute and iconic looking.
>the giant ears
i love monke
She's literally the cutest western character I've ever laid fucking eyes on.
She's really cute
This just makes her hotter.
Whatever is the model ripped yet
She loses the jacket, right? She's a young snobby woman in a very humid place.
literally the OP picture is her without the jacket
Japan is such a sexist, misogynistic fucking shithole.
Prefer JK over grandmas, sorry.
Oh good, I thought she would have that hideous jacket on for the entire game.
Why do these guys act like bible thumpers from the 90s?
Is about not objectifying women and reprsenting women better in media to reduce societal harm, chud.
They’re the ones objectifying women, because all they see is big tits and a pretty face completely ignoring their personality, deeds, and abilities
Kek tell me what else are characters like tifa, queit, Ashley, and mai known for? They are literally all fighting fucktoys for the male gaze
I am assuming you never played FF7.
You're right. With the advent of digital media becoming more popular between both sexes it only makes sense to stop having to pander to horny teenage boys but at the same time these games are products of ther time. Surely you can understand why someone would get upset with costume changes etc. people are nostalgic. they want the same game but prettier. its just not going to happen. luckily i dont give a fuck about RE. I'm a DMC/Dragon Dogma chad.
>DMC/Dragon Dogma chad.
They'll suffer a similar fate of being on the RE Engine. Count on it.
Original Lara Croft aka you retard’s favorite punching bags. also how is quiet objectifying? And as for Ashley what do you expect from the president’s daughter not to mention many people found her character very annoying.
>Kek tell me what else are characters like tifa, queit, Ashley, and mai known for?
making trannies mald
Pretty much yeah, it’s funny how they constantly go on about identity and how strong and confident they are but the second they see an attractive character they start screeching things like “objectification” and “sexualization” or my favorite “problematic”. It really is pathetic
Women don't have personality or deeds and their abilities lie solely in cooking, cleaning, and reproducing though.
Because they are. Many of these leftists were children of very religious bible thumping types. And what do you know, religiosity is highly hereditary, so they have the same traits - just they go in the opposite direction.
because part of their ideological radical dogma is this weird culty worship and infantilization of women, morons, etc.
because these people are children of those bible thumpers. a bunch of grifters that play games because it's the current thing to do.
To get pussy
It must work out well for them because they screech all day and night.
That’s the irony
They're not. They love degenerate coomer shit, just not anything heterosexual males might because of "muh objectification and patriarchal sexist power dynamics" or whatever.
Just like any old times priest that chastises everyone but goes to gay orgies on the side? Nothing really changed if you think hard about it
This applies to them.
>bad people pretending to be good
Like the Demonrats pretending to be pro-black people, while they re-enact the killing of a black criminal, which is in a way hilarious.
IS THAT A HINT OF ANKLE???
SHES BEING SEXUALIZED
I men the do have a point, you don't need to show skin to sexy or are you gonna deny that yoga pants and tight jeans aren't sexy?
Well yeah, it's just the female form. Humans are sexually dimorphic animals. Without even trying to "sexualize" it, a female form is going to be sexy to those attracted to females, and likewise with the male form and those attracted to males. The image isn't sexualized, the species is.
better make all women minecraft steve then, jesus these people have 0 clue
Ok. He accurately pinpointed how humans are sexual creature. It is sexy.
But where is the "hyper" sexualization?
"Hypersexualization" these days means "this female character is wearing an outfit that highlights her feminine build, even if only a little bit, and it makes me uncomfortable because I'm a hambeast/chud".
Hell, sometimes it's even just the fact a girl is wearing makeup that sets them off.
For all the gays that said that re2 remake made the original obsolete, how does it feel when people says the same thing about 4?
those are the same people
I don't get emotionally attached to video games, so fine I guess.
Who the fuck thought that plaid shorts was a good idea?
The Japanese businessmen who just want to make money and avoid Westerner freaking out about fictional women being sexually exploited with upskirt shots ect.
>BALLISTICS STATUS: ARMED AND READY
>40 year old saggy tiddies
Fuck no, they are smaller than OG Ashley's
Yeah, she's like a C at best, dudes. It's fine... but nothing to lose your heads over.
She was never some kind of H cup in the original.
And my entire original point remains.
>She was never some kind of H cup in the original.
These are bigger than DD's. Ashley has the biggest tits in the entire series.
>Ashley has the biggest tits in the entire series.
This woman is not sexualized since she's covered up
Indeed the west with they naked whores will burn
Yea, you're right, anon, it's not at all about that, that's why they never get skirts anymore and bare skin is barely a thing anymore.
In case you aren't just pretending to be this retarded as bait and actually believe the "this doesn't count because it still looks sexy to me" bullshit, the truth of the intent remains, that this wasn't done to appeal to you and I hope you and everyone else who argued for this remember how you sabotaged yourselves, when we eventually reach the point of tight clothes on a fictional character becoming too much as well.
"MY PERSONAL FETISH ISN'T REPRESENTED THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!1"
Deep breaths dude.
>Americans find women wearing gym pants actually sexy
thank god i live in a country where women are allowed to be sexy
It must be an American thing, I travel often and everytime I leave the country I'm always amazed at how femine and sexy non-American women dress
Not directed by Mikami
He's pretty much retired.
You're never going to be interested in anything again then. The guy barely does anything anymore, gay. And have a nice day, bitch. Learn the golden rules of social interaction before quoting me MFer.
based. nobody besides boomers gives a fuck about Mikami anyway. the guy's writing is fucking lame.
Capcom has deposited 50 cents into your account
Good female characters are ellie from tlou, aloy from horizon, and selene from returnal.
Not sex toys for the male gaze like tifa, jill, and ivy
and Magdalene from binding of isaac, she's a perfect example of a woman.
Do you think the Krauser QTE knife fight will be nerfed?
Not a fat chance, homosexual
"No way.. If it ain't Chinese it ain't for me."
just doesn't hit the same
It was never going to hit the same because that's a meme, retard. That never happened. Asinine shitpost.
>doomposting retards were zoomers who have never played the original game all along
It became incredibly obvious when people tried to act like boxes weren't identifiable at a glance in the original or that the original had any semblance of being difficult.
I remember trying Professional for the first time when I was fucking 13 and being shocked at how quickly I could stop using the knife because of how much they throw at you resource wise even on max difficulty.
>posting the edit
at least you could post the original
You know this is setup for Ashley to be a sekrit agent in the future.
No it isn't
this series has nowhere to go after this remake, bro. lol you would be so lucky if they were thinking that far ahead.
>Ashley gets kidnapped multiple times throughout the game while constantly screaming “Leon!!!!” for help
>Asks Leon if he wants to be her personal “bodyguard” and Leon tells her NAH YOU PROVED YOU CAN HANDLE YOURSELF
Unless in the demade they made her a stronk wymyn that doesn't need Leon's help
Which they didn't.
Presumably there's still an Ashley section where she gets past ganados by herself. That's probably what he means.
Are you an idiot or what? That's very possible if they want, besides they did that to Cherry ( in her case is justified ).
Can anyone translate here? I don’t know moonspeak
>they preserved the original kino meme ending
The subtext is still there, anon.
These morons absolutely do not understand subtext.
They preserved nothing at all.
Leon's response is of someone being a bad blooded bitch.
In the original he was already part of her detail when she was grabbed. I guess he has to save her a second time to get offered overtime now.
>you are such a stronk womyn
lmao what a fucking cucked ending
why did Leon show up then? if she's such a stronk womyn she could handle herself, right? she needs no man
i fucking hate modern garden gnomed games so much holy shit
>Clearly didn't even want the job he has now
>People see this as him asspatting Ashley and not shooting her the fuck down nicely.
why don't you have a nice day you fucking stupid shill?
CAPCOM literally had a memo about muh stronk womyn and that TLOU Ellie is the pinnacle of female characters in gaming. This sentence is meant 100% serious with a straight face. They unironically want you to believe Ashley is some stronk woman who needs no man.
Was this schizo rant supposed to convince everyone I'm the one saying weird shit?
>umm umm schizo
lmao kys chud
i have physical, concrete proof at least while you have nothing
you just twist yourself into a pretzel with logic and try to wave it away
You literally went on a tangent about an entirely different game and you're angry for literally no reason other than the fact you think I'm a boogeyman you made up in your head bro.
>the biggest reading comprehension you can expect from a chud
lmao, stop embarassing yourself
Stop writing like a chud
>the biggest reading comprehension you can expect
...? I think you just showed your hand pal.
>You literally went on a tangent about an entirely different game
Except he didn't. He provided proof that CAPCOM now officially avoids any example of a problematic female character like Peach or Zelda while putting characters like Ellie or Nu-Lara on a pedestal. The line is not some Leon casual remark to be left alone, it is 100% serious statement for you to believe that Ashley is an independent woman.
>He provided proof that CAPCOM now officially avoids any example of a problematic female character like Peach or Zelda while putting characters like Ellie or Nu-Lara on a pedestal.
Some random accusation is not proof.
Not only that I hope you're some troll pretending to be some Nintendog otherwise you look like a big doofus
It's not random accusation. I know your HRT brain is too melted to understand basic logic which is how you are confused and believe you are an actual woman, but maybe you can strain those remaning gray cells to understand that this is a pretty simple logical conclusion:
>dialogue was changed from simple "sorry, no" to entire long statement that she is le capable and doesn't need him
>CAPCOM has a confirmed internal memo from few years ago where they go about how female characters should be portrayed
>RE4 is suHispaniciously absent from "problematic" design - no sex discrimination joke, no Ada in dress, no sexy costume for Ashley, no ballistics etc.
It is therefore a logical conclusion it was a deliberate decision to portray Ashley as some feminist stronk icon.
So I'm just supposed to trust your leaps in logic because you say so?
If I just assume your dad didn't give you enough attention as a kid and that's why you act like an attention starved porn addict online you'd be alright with that or are you going to get defensive and accuse me of projecting?
That doesnt mean capcoom would follow that guidline
they have been consistently following every single thing in that memo to the T though
i don't think any game they made ever since like 2020-2021 went against it
No they just loosely followed it
>H-Hey Leon I think you're cute maybe
>Wow Ashley you're such a strong woman, don't need me around see ya'
No, it's actually better than it's ever been
lmao there is always one gay like this
>no it's actually based because <insert some retarded convoluted explanation and logical reach so that he can cope with his based jap devs becoming pozzed>
youre the only one who interpreted it like this bro
shes clearly wants him romantically and sexually, but hes too dense to follow
find god or a therapist
To be fair, they didn't need to make him dense.
In the original he just sad no. Then he tried to get Hannigan's number, so he clearly knows what he's doing.
Yes, he's not into teenagers, but into actual young women.
>20 year old college students who fuck dozens of guys on March Break are suddenly immature teenagers who mustn't have sex
Whatever her implied meaning was, his response is literally "You're stronk and independent and don't need no man". So it's pozzed either way.
I really needed Leon to just catch the ball she was throwing at him and turn her down and not just plainly misinterpret her meaning. I don't appreciate that he didn't catch the innuendo. How is it that these fucking companies can't understand what the fuck people joke about. It's a joke that's as old as fuck. You have to fucking acknowledge it.
Yeah it couldn't possibly that he grasped it and intentionally avoided fucking around with his boss' fucking daughter or anything.
I can tell your social skills are almost nothing.
What part of "turn her down" involves actually fucking his boss's daughter?
So what seems like the easiest way to get a girl that you see every single day off your dick?
Pretend you don't even notice she likes you and go about your shit
Acknowledge it and risk fucking with her feel feels.
>Pretend you don't understand them, making yourself look stupid
>Makes them feel retarded by not catching their meaning
Yeah, I'm the one lacking social skills. Clearly I'm the retard because my default response isn't to manipulate and be dishonest to women when they're being honest to me.
I can tell you've never had a woman from work come on to you.
You IGNORE if you're not interested.
>You don't need me (man)
>You've proven yourself (womyn stronk)
Japan is pozzed
How would the president not want this anyway?
Dude saved her from a kidnapping, and not only that killed like a thousand monsters specifically gunning for her. Foiled the plan to have her host a parasite and infect the world.
You'd want that motherfucker around your daughter 24/7 365, and also make sure he is able to father grandchildren.
A dangerous precedent for future jap games
You're saying this now after all the shit capcom has been pulling the past few years, or other series by other devs like GG?
It's only going to get worse because most of you morons thought Japan was some bastion of based redpillerinoes or some autism and thus a lack of gatekeeping let the subhumans take over.
Again with thulis garbage argument. What makes you think you ever had enough influence to gatekeep pop culture fro. the vast majority of pop culture enjoyers who never gave a fuck about your nitpicks?
>explicitly say it's because of the group and not the individual
>another retard that gets triggered at the word goes into hysterics once again
Imagine if every dipshit that ever said
>guise Japan is so based, this woke shit could never happen to them or their media!
actually told secondaries to fuck off instead.
Nah man, it was more imperative to shit on western media instead.
Again, the argument I was making pertains to your comment about gatekeeping.
How do you gatekeep everyone you don't like out of pop culture when you are part of a minuscule pop culture niche?
I just love how you gays always have to imply that it's an ultra minority of people that don't like this shit happening in games, yet every single normalgay secondary will address these specific complaints you are seeing ITT about games like this, which implies that it's obviously a sentiment held by enough people to be addressed.
Please get back to me when you stop being dishonest.
Anon, pop culture is massive. Whether you like it or not, you are part of a minority of pop culture enjoyers who get this butthurt about pop culture sanitation. At best, the manority of normalfags are annoyed.
Yes, normalfags have better things to do than to fight for their entertainment and actual ideologues are busy fighting social issues on a different battlefield.
So I ask again, how was it ever possible to gatekeep anyone out of entertainment and pop culture?
>Anon, pop culture is massive.
As a whole, yes. Jap games on an individual basis, not nearly as much.
>Whether you like it or not, you are part of a minority of pop culture enjoyers who get this butthurt about pop culture sanitation.
You can keep pointing to this but if this "voice" is heard because of normalgays repeating what people like I say then it defeats this gay point of yours since no matter how small the group actually is, if their opinion is plastered all over the internet, it does not matter.
This happened on smaller series like Xenoblade where almost every gaming outlet was trashing on fans that were saying 3 was censored.
>Yes, normalfags have better things to do than to fight for their entertainment and actual ideologues are busy fighting social issues on a different battlefield.
Baffling how one can have such low awareness to not see that 99% of social issues these days are corporate culture wars which heavily influence media of all forms.
>So I ask again, how was it ever possible to gatekeep anyone out of entertainment and pop culture?
If the millions of Japan worshipping weeb gays actually did their jobs instead of sucking off the country blindly? I've already said this.
Now do you have anything of value to say or are you going to continue being a perpetually dismissive pinworm? It's actually surprising no one has told you to have a nice day yet so far considering this behavior.
yep they fucked the ending
"no ashley actually you are a strong woman you don't need secret agents anymore even though you are not even an adult"
shes literally like, 21
She looks like 35.
Is she a drug addict?
Have you ever seen a real 35 year old woman?
I don't think you did.
yes, the better ones don't look as shit as nu-Ashley.
I know their face scan tech is garbage, but holy fuck can't they get a better looking and younger looking actual girl instead of that chud?
If you read into it, this can be construed as "keeping the original's subtle message" but really this is tuned down by such a huge margin, the meme is completely destroyed.
that's an awful change
>ashley please stop rubbing your penis on my ass
>You are strong independent wymyn
lmao you cannot make this shit up
>Girl overcomes a traumatic event i her head she was completely under qualified to handle
>Gets acknowledged for it
>NOOO WOMEN BELONG IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!!
She doesn't seem particularly traumatized in this one at all, where she's smirking at the enemies and is already so over it 5 minutes after a death-defying escape that she's offering the dork who rescued her a job. Part of OG Ashley's 'overtime' offer was precisely because she was traumatized and not thinking straight, something Leon was aware of as he gently shot her down.
>Part of OG Ashley's 'overtime' offer was precisely because she was traumatized and not thinking straight
LMAO what a fucking headcanon
There was no such thing implied in the OG
Ashley just wanted to fuck Leon because he was hot
Right, because she was just all over him throughout the game. It was textbook "Oh My Hero" syndrome for the guy who just moved heaven and earth to save her from certain death. That he was good looking was just a bonus.
why is she so smug?
I think it's because she knows Leon will keep her safe, as in this shot where Saddler demands Leon hand her over and he tells him to fuck off.
Also she's imagining Leon filling every hole she has with cum.
is she a tsundere now?
Not to my knowledge. Does this look tsun to you? This is all dere, baby.
Yeah, she's already totally confident that this one guy with a faggy haircut and no backup that she just met is 100% going to be able to steamroll this literal army of monstrous mutating zealots. That's some impressive confidence nuAshley has. Also, don't they already both know that they've been infected with plagas at this point, or was that angle removed? She's ridiculously composed considering the amount of shit they're in the only other possibility beyond her being so stronk and powerful is that she's borderline retarded and doesn't understand what's going on.
Modern women aren't allowed to be terrified or lose their composure.
that's the gayest shit ever
she blatantly asked for immediate upon their return in the original. stark af difference here with this pozzed as shit "I can speak to my manager" response.
How can anyone look at her face in the first two panels and say this looks like a 20 year old university student in good faith? You just can't.
She literally looks 35.
can't make her look her age or americans will scream pedophilia
I prefer this. ashley shouldn't be attracted to some old boomer like most tiktok sluts these days and leon shouldn't be robbing the cradle.
He's still in his 20s at this point and it's a sign of his virility in stomping an entire army on her behalf that used to make girls wet for a man.
>some mad man actually memed "Stronk Woman who needs no man " into a ending
wait a minute are all you guys perceiving this as "strong woman" jargon serious? Sounds like a bored and angry samefag with too much time anyway
old good new bad.
must find way to make new look bad.
>yeah I had to kill and fight off hundreds of villages and mutated creatures to save you from this cult but you handled it so well that you don't need me to protect you from global conspiracy plots anymore
In a way, this is funnier than the original ending. What she says could be implied to be a more romantic relationship but Leon is too autistic to catch it and goes full "What? But we're safe now. Why would you need me?"
he's not autistic he just loves Ada so damn much he doesn't notice other women
I prefer nu-4's ending. Ashley hiding her attraction behind this coquettish subtext is more appropriate for the character than just fishing for sex.
more like coke-head-ish
this bitch is on drugs
She's the presidents daughter, she's having adrenochrome withdrawals.
>it's more appropriate for an American college girl to be meek
Was it autism?
Your doujin brainrot is leaking. She's the president's daughter, not your average public school mutt slut.
Insanely obsessed post on multiple levels.
>Literally "You're stronk and independent and don't need no man"
it's ballistics you absolute trashslopping retard
Meh. Anyone whose talking shit on the remake can suck my fucking cock and die. It isn't even out yet, fucker.
Mikami is overrated. have a nice day. Had to get that out of my system before going to bed. Okay and these nuts.
Yeab, but will they be called ballistics too?
The line was removed from the game because it was literally rape.
I doubt even a remake can make RE4 good.
That's cool and all, but what about her big ears?
BUT CAN WE MAKE HER LOOK LIKE THAT FOR THE WHOLE GAME? WHY IS THE LEAKER NOT SHOWING US ALL THE IN GAME COSTUMES?
Want to fuck Ella Freya hard.
>no Ashley pits
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how all good next gen games have given up on the switch?
Devs are tired of dumping their games down to oblivion to make them run 25 fps on shit hardware.
I love how much of a goblin Ashley was. They ruined her.
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MOMMY ADA CRUSH ME WITH YOUR THIGHS
Ada reminds me of my aunt, I can't find her attractive.
Hey anon, hook me up with your aunt.
She's an unmarried 37 year old workaholic from Singapore, I doubt she'd even look a you. I get the feeling she's disgusted with me for being a neet.
>30 something roastie
no thank you.
that's not Ashley.
MOD that brings you closer to the original Ashley, please.
no skirt, no buy. Simple as.
I rather ask this in the coomer thread than the bait hate thread:
The game has been fully streamed already, anyone knows the final playtime?
I want to get it, but don't want another RE3 with a 4hrs playtime on my hands.
RE games are always short as fuck when you know what you're doing
>hurr durr im a loser
>entire game doesnt matter but le women my reddit friends
Looks great. Can't wait to play it.
New Ashley looks so much better than the old one. RE4 Remake truly is an upgrade over the old game.
There something just off with his face now. Maybe it's the RE Engine but his hair no longer looks like it fits his head properly. It didn't look so much like a seperate thing added onto the model in RE2make
How much of this doomposting came true?
Guaranteed RE4 Remake Changes:
>You can move and shoot now
>General increase in seriousness, decrease in campiness
>No "the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics"
>No "You're small-time!"
>No "I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt"
>No "bothersome fly"
>No "You're right hand comes off?"
>No weirdly dramatic MIIIIIIKE reading
>No Leon calling Ashley "sweetheart"
>No Ashley getting angry if you look up her skirt
>No merchant being a Ganados with absolutely no explanation
>No box snakes
>No that dog
>No boulder run segments
>No Mexican accents
>No guy in a house's bathroom that consists of just one urinal
>No ridiculously huge phone
>No Chief Mendez having a weird, raspy voice
>No crank room
>Either no regenerator, it's a boss, or the rifle is free like the shotgun
>No midget with Napoleon’s hat
>No line about terrorism
>No Loony Toons-style trapdoor
>No wacky minecart ride
>No Donkey Kong barrels rolling down as you ascend a tower
>No laser grid
>No lounging in Saddler's chair for no reason
>No Leon and Ashley looking down a garbage pit, Ashley saying "no way," Leon saying "way," grabbing her hand, and forcing her to jump
>No robot spider bombs in the Krauser fight
>No helicopter pushing a tower full of explosives over with its nose as a surprise attack
>More dramatic Plaga removal scene
>More dramatic Luis death scene
>No Leon constantly calling Luis "Louis"
>Expanded cult backstory
>No weird bag in the dumpster
>Hunnigan renamed Hannigan to match with later games
>No Leon hitting on Hunnigan at the end after turning Ashley down
>HUNK removed from Mercenaries
>Better than the original in every way and makes the original obsolete
This is the only one that came true.
I wanna fuck ashley
All you coomers complain about the face and the body and the outfit, meanwhile I am going to avoid buying this purely on account of her goofy big ears not being brought back. WHAT. WERE. THEY. THINKING?
Ahsley looks hot.
>Ashley, Ada, Hunnigan
Honestly can't wait for the mods and SFM porn
Is the ballistics line removed or not?
>Day one buy.
Thanks for making the industry the shithole it is. Thanks for unfinished games that are either broken at launch, paywall additional content that should've been included from day one or both.
I miss cute Ashley
now bring back her ears and I'm in
Ok, so why does every autist on this board think that what they decide to do, somehow, affects everyone else?
>I will not buy the game
What could I possibly do about it anyways? Why are you telling me?
>I will buy the game
Same fucking deal.
This board is just everyone's private journal, isn't it? Every is self entitled and think their opinion is the board's protag?
It's like a private journal, except you have random opinions from strangers popping on the page and you can interact with them and defend your self importance.
I mean, I actually get it, I'm not stupid, but aside from obvious bait, are there people taking themselves so seriously that they think them buying or not buying things actually matter?
>I am mad.
Sorry bro, I can't do anything about it.
apparently she's only like that for that scene
Why do they keep making these changes?
To placate angry Twitter trannies who won't play the game but will take the ball that is that one Ashley dlc amd proclaim to the whole world that Ashley Graham is now an LGBT icon.
Yes, but I want the spaniard to explicitly make a comment about her pretty baboojas.
RE4gays brain rotting so hard they have convinced themselves that campy one liners and the screeching goblin was what made RE4 good.
It hurts that I am awful playing the original RE1,2,3 as well as the REmake.
Can I just play 4 already before finishing those?
Could I try again REmake, then try nu-RE2, nuRE-3 and then play 4?
(when I say 4 I mean PC the fan-HD version).
I got a gf in 2020. We broke up last year and I am about to seal the deal with another girl.
Is this image supposed to make me mad? Makes me happy I'm not an incel.
moar like day two buy am i rite???
I want to suck on them.
KEK YEAH FUCK YEAH THATS WHAT Ganker NEEDS ANOTHER FUCKING RE THREAD LETS NOT DISCUSS GOOD GAMES LIKE FINAL FANTASY LETS JUST KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHITTY SHILLED CENSORED garden gnome REMAKE FUCKING KYS
>"LETS NOT DISCUSS GOOD GAMES LIKE FINAL FANTASY LETS JUST KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHITTY SHILLED CENSORED garden gnome REMAKE FUCKING KYS"
I seriously hope you were shitposting trying to get (You)s here, otherwise if you were serious you have literally no future ahead of you man, shit's sad.
FF is shit though. SE is a garbage company. Capcom still makes good stuff
ok! we will continue to discuss RE4R 🙂
I love seeing frogposters have aneurysms
>no Ashley saying, "Ugh, you pervert!"
>no Ashley saying, "Hey! What are you looking at?"
>no animation of Ashley covering her skirt when you try to look up it and see her panties
>no being able to freely stare at Ashley's panties from the bottom of a high enough ladder
>no getting an accidental Ashley upskirt dialogue when performing a suplex on an enemy
>no quick half a second slip of Ashley's panties during the cutscene where she and Leon leap through the church window to escape from the crossbow Illuminados
>no easy distance panty shot of Ashley when she's cowering in fear in the presence of enemies, allowing for a clean angle of her white panties
>no aiming a knife or grenade towards the sky in certain areas to lower the camera at a low angle to catch a glimpse of Ashley's panties
>no quick glimpse of Ashley's panties during the cutscene when she is pushed by the Island Ganado when she's in captivity on the island
>no shot of Ashley's panties as she crawls underneath the table during the section in the castle where she's playable
>no swift peak of Ashley's panties as she exits the dumpster that she was hiding inside of
>no unintentional shot of her panties as she flails around, calling Leon for help, in the arms of an enemy as they forcibly remove her from the room
>no cheeky between legs shot of her panties when she falls flat on her butt when recoiling from the knight statue's attack
For all the things this game is doing right, it censored, possibly even downright removed, the thing people wanted most. It murders an aspect of her character, rendering it essentially non-canon. Why is censorship so prevalent in gaming nowadays? I'm surprised they're even keeping in the gore given the extent that they're willing to go to censor something that the vast majority of players will never even see. This is dishonest, and suggests a lack of soul and attention to detail on the developer's part. No panties, no buy. Simple as.
Censorship doesn't really matter for RE. There's going to be good porn online later on anyway. The best thing about RE3 was the porn made. The actual game was shit
I couldn't give less of a shit about the billion samey SFM loop cancer videos it'll spawn, retards like you are part of the problem.
>not even close to as big
>guaranteed no jiggle physics
More like Bazookas downsized
Is this game out yet, was it leaked? i see pics of this game everwhere.
We need an ashley thong slip mechaninc in the game
nu-Ashley is a chud
>no upskirt (in a way thank god)
wrong pic, but you get the point
Symbolism and al.
Can the remake make the Island less shit though?
I hate this fuckin bitch so damn much. She feels so out of place, every time she's on screen, in every game.
Despite the stupidity of the RE universe, all characters actually fit the environments they are in. They're not completely unrealistic (the STARS' uniforms are fine, the BSAA's uniforms too, Claire and Jill are dressed like normal persons).
And then, there is this yellow bitch that dressed like a she's going to a James Bond party, hides gadets and weapons God knows where, has always a billion of steps ahead of everyone, wears a plot armor thicker than Chirs' biceps...
Ada makes Leon look like a dumbass, which he is.
Asian female power!
stars uniforms were pretty goofy, but they weren't impractical. very out of place at worst.
>Contrarians unironically defend og annoying goblin ashley
have a nice day shill
LEON! LEON! HELP! LEON! HEEEEEELP!
it was cute
>Contrarians unironically attack og cute non-karen ashley
I wanna tug on her ears
I'M COOMING FOR YOU ASHLEY
UHHHH YOUR UNDERWEAR LOOKS KINKY, ASHLEY
are they "animated" tho?
Won't play the game till there's a bdsm escape run mod for Ashley
Tits too small. Not buying yet another crapcom remake/remaster.
But I want the OG outfits and cowgirl Ashely and Tactical tummy Ada
Yeah, I don't know. They seem a lot smaller than the original game.
I'm still not buying this turd
Not a single RE game is worth buying tbh. They are all easy and short. Also not scary at all.
Name one (1) game that scares you and you think will consistently scare anyone that's worth playing before this thread dies.
None, because video games aren't real.
SH1 made me feel a bit uneasy at times, but not scared.
How the fuck is "it's not scary" a negative then if no game is supposedly scary?
It's not that it's "not supposed to" it's just that they all fail at doing so.
It shouldn't advertise itself as horror to begin with.
I guess anything with zombies/infected automatically gets a "horror" brand as if you're supposed to get sacred by them automatically.
Some people do, probably.
NTA but Dead Space and Alien Isolation are the only horror games I've ever played that scared me. Though that's entirely anecdotal and 100% because of my own personal feelings towards the sci-fi aesthetic.
Haven't played Dead Space but A:I was the only game I've ever had to take breaks from purely to relieve the tension.
I watched Alien when I was like 9 and the Xenomorph has always been something that has fucked me up.
Honestly, I find Space Engine way more scarier than any actual horror game.
I KNEW YOU'D BE FINE IF YOU LANDED ON YOUR BUTT
BUT DOES LUIS SAY THE THING THOUGH?
a lil rough dontchu think
NOOOO THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
Imagine not finding her cute and not wanting to protect her from all harm. Disgusting.