>Ask Gale what he means. >Instantly leads me to gay sex path

>Ask Gale what he means
>Instantly leads me to gay sex path
So this is the power of western game dev writin

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actively try to romance gale
    >his extraplanar rape scene in act 2 never triggers
    >locks me out of continuing
    >don't find out about this until act 3, hours later
    thanks larian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all you need is high approval. I can't comprehend how you retards manage to fuck this up. I just gave him the trash magic items I had, I killed the grove and he still wanted to fuck in Act 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you start another romance, you'll never get their scenes. Lots of anons flirt and trigger romance flags without noticing apparently. You can do an entire playthrough without ever getting Gale or Wyll's cutscenes. Astarion's harder since you'll get his bite scene anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I romanced Shadowheart during the party and still got the invitation from gales projection in Act 2. My Shart romance was still active too because I got the swimming scene.

          I had maxed approval, fuck you. The problem was not knowing you're supposed to long rest in between freeing the nightsong and going to moonrise towers. Why the hell would I even do that? The game treats it like it's urgent to go there(as in there would be consequences to resting, like there were in act 1 important events), and there's no combat when freeing her so I was already full on health and spell slots.

          Yeah the long rest stuff is bullshit. You get punished for not playing like a retard and needing to rest after every fight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As I said, you need two character's romances to block other scenes. I'll bet you weren't romancing someone other than Shart

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had the Minthara sex scene after killing the grove but I guess that isn't technically a romance.

              A lot of people bitch about the gay sex, but Lae'zel is absolutely the horniest motherfucker in Act 1.
              I had even triggered the start of the Shadowheart romance and she's still like 'I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SWEAT AND BLOOD'.

              Hardest part of the game is not fucking the frog.

              The frog told me to fuck her and never bought it up again. Gale definitely asked to fuck more than once. Laezel is one of the first people that wants to fuck you too so she doesn't annoy me much. By the time Halsin wants to fuck at least 5 other companions would have tried fucking me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of people bitch about the gay sex, but Lae'zel is absolutely the horniest motherfucker in Act 1.
            I had even triggered the start of the Shadowheart romance and she's still like 'I WANT TO TASTE YOUR SWEAT AND BLOOD'.

            Hardest part of the game is not fucking the frog.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I get Wyll's dance every playthrough bratty buck need correction (-_-*) but I think it's because Shadowheart's romance flags are weird and don't truly flip until Act 2?
          Never been raped by Gale or Wyll, though. Then again I know when to back out in the dialogues.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That look of pure heartbreak Wyll gives after you don't kiss him during the dance made me feel bad enough that I wish you could console him afterwards. I just wanted to goof off with my bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you start another romance, you'll never get their scenes.
          I've already fucked laezel, then had astarion bite me and have the option to flirt with him, and then literally just got the moment where gale shows me the weave and I had the opportunity to fuck him, then I fucked laezel again the next long rest. You are either lying on purpose or your just confidently being wrong as fuck. (and gay).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't played BG3, are you saying not only is it easy to have gay sex by accident but doing so locks you out of straight sex?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but there was a launch "bug" that trigger gay sex without any perimeters being met. And with Gale that means being locked out from other romances.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >believes everything he reads
            its a good thing someone as stupid and impressionable as you is on this website, this is sure to end well!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's why I asked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had maxed approval, fuck you. The problem was not knowing you're supposed to long rest in between freeing the nightsong and going to moonrise towers. Why the hell would I even do that? The game treats it like it's urgent to go there(as in there would be consequences to resting, like there were in act 1 important events), and there's no combat when freeing her so I was already full on health and spell slots.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False, I was romancing Shadowheart and this gay tried to trick me into homosex, saying he wanted to show me a magic trick

      I hate seeing gayry in my games. Why can't I opt out of it and focus more on the friendship with the guys? I don't understand why this became the norm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It became the norm because a lot of gamers have a high tolerance for gayry, apparently. Any smart person would be like "Yeah, let's give the player the option to choose which suitors they want or give the option to turn down characters they aren't interested in" but somehow it ended up like this.
        This is why it's good to be homophobic. If you ignore them, they only keep taking more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The romance shit is so badly programmed and fickle you need to be really lucky to actually get the person you want AND not have it break in some way. Especially since a lot of mandatory romance events happen during long rests, and if you're not resting constantly the game starts pushing them back and overwriting them with other ones and eventually bugging out the romance routes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The romance shit is so badly programmed and fickle you need to be really lucky to actually get the person you want AND not have it break in some way.
        I think the only way to do that is to never talk to anyone but your potentinal romance interest.
        Feed gale his 3 shitty items (artifacts, lol) and never talk to him again besides joining/leaving.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >never talk to your love interest
          Can confirm works irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but with karlach. Fuck that pissed me off after turning down everyone else.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Played 120 hours
    >Never had Gale hit on me
    So you're a gay and flirted with him by """accident"""
    If you romance a girl in this game, it locks you out of other romance triggers btw. You can't get the gale homo scenes if you roamnce ANY of the girls. Why weren't you balls deep into a girl anon ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you romance a girl in this game, it locks you out of other romance triggers btw
      That's literally just not true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False, I was romancing Shadowheart and this gay tried to trick me into homosex, saying he wanted to show me a magic trick

        It is true you fag. You get to keep two active romances in the game. Test it in Act 1 if you don't believe me. If you trigger Shadowheart and say Kharlach's romance flags, you will never get any other romance scene. And if you dump kharlach, you'll get other scenes until you lock yourself into another romance.
        Like, there are events scripted around this dual romance system in Act 2 and 3 where you have to choose like in Mass Effect.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. I was kissing shadowheart all the time and Gale still tried to fugg me. Same with the faggy druid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You reach a point in the romance by the end of act 2 that you have to make a choice and none of the Origin characters like sharing. Except some like Shado wheart and Astarion will allow you to fool around with Halsin, dunno the test.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False, I was romancing Shadowheart and this gay tried to trick me into homosex, saying he wanted to show me a magic trick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek I haven't played the game but that's hilarious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, he didn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit.
          I let him show me his magic trick, but I left him for the camp when the dialog option that was so obvious that it might has well be "want some fug" came up.
          Anyone that got gay sex either wanted it, or are some next level retards.

          It was a common bug that was patched out, but most piratefags didn't get the hotfix.
          Gay sex with Gale triggering for literally no reason is unironically a launch bug

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >is unironically a launch bug
            more like an intended feature that was met with revulsion and was later revised. the people who made this game are gross

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bitch I am still playing with the release version and you can literally opt out of the magic missile scene with a fucking dialogue option AFTER the magic show. Stop trying to rationalize your propensity for homosex

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I didn't get the bug so therefore it doesn't exist despite all the reports and patch notes.
              Where do you get the fucking nerve to be like this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usually gay sex gives you bugs, not the other way around.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, that's literally the dialogue before getting propositiones to butt fucking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. He doesn't sleep with you until Act 2 which even then can only occur if you romance him until then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit.
        I let him show me his magic trick, but I left him for the camp when the dialog option that was so obvious that it might has well be "want some fug" came up.
        Anyone that got gay sex either wanted it, or are some next level retards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tried to trick me into homosex, saying he wanted to show me a magic trick
        Lel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna see a magic trick

          I'm gonna make this cock...disappear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The magic trick was transporting his cum into your ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mix of both. You can actually accidentally have gay sex with Gale during the first celebration at your camp in act one, which is fixed now. But it's also only possible to do so if you didn't romance the other characters, so these guys got into gay sex because they didn't want to fuck other people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty adorable to think out there, just waiting for us to find them is some oblivious virgin gamer to blush and say "y-you too" when we ask how their days been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you romance a girl in this game, it locks you out of other romance triggers btw.
      Blatant lie BTW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even a stormfag trying to bait but gale is still bugged
      He literally initiates his close relationship scenes with you even if you never so much as say a few words to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you romance a girl in this game, it locks you out of other romance triggers btw.
      lol no, gay. You can try to romance everyone and eventually a big "you gotta pick" confrontation happens. Go back to discord you autist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "you gotta pick"
        Only with certain characters. Halsin, Shadowheart, Astarion, and Karlach are fine with polyamory. The only one I know for sure that isn't okay with it is Gale. He is strictly monogamous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lies upon lies. gays and gay enablers are always lying. Why can't you even keep your narrative consistent with the devs?
      gay.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this gonna be the next glass him joke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely next to Gale there's Sam Coe from Starfield. What is it with Ganker and being "unintentionally" entangled in romance with men that share similar physical features?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're the same character, that's gained sapience and formed a yandere love for anon. So Gale will sweetly rape anon's bussy until the end of time. Forever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if soft lighting, perfectly forward-facing, the starfield faces are completely mogged by most games, BG3 included.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with sharing a night alone with Gale while he shows you his "magic tricks", just bros being bros!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked sharing a night with that story teller bard. he gave me an eye to see invisibility

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >charge up and JO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He raped millions.
          >hold person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did this, started to feel a bit uncomfortable, told him that I don't play like that. Go get raped by Lae'zel

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it was about the time when he started predicting my future by reading my tonsils with his tongue I got suHispanicious of his intentions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brown haired white men with blue/green eyes are probably the most sought after type for homos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [Comfort Misha]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god dammit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >300+ hours in BG3
    >never had a sexual encounter I didn't want
    I'm pretty sure you fags are autistic, in denial, or retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice chud, chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sees drow that looks weird like they typically do and calls it a chud
        take your meds you fucking retarded moron monkey

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >horns
          >drow

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thought the horns were part of the hair, my bad
            point still stands fantasy races will look weird

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your point is that you're retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >25 on a d20
      wait what
      is it adding some bonuses for you or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you can have bonuses. Late game bard's can hit 36-40 dices on a lot of checks kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In act 1 you can get a 17 int headpiece for +3, +proficiency bonuses, +guidance (1d4), +advantage, etc.
        You can hit 30+ rolls fairly easily, especially with charisma checks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ..duh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these guys are retarded, yes. The characters dont even seem to dissapprove when you dont wanna fuck them. I remember when Anders in Dragon Age randomly kissed you on the lips, because you werent telling him to fuck off strong enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who tf is anders, i only remember a gay rogue elf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anders is a mage companion you first meet in Awakening. He returns in Dragon Age 2 as a companion to Hawke. DA2 was infamous at the time for it's playersexual romance options. Anders especially because the only way to express disinterest was by being mean to him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. You can simply tell a character to fuck off and they'll never bring it up again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. I told Astarion to fuck off but he still wanted me to ravage his boipuccy in act 2. Couldn't say no to that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guaranteed you flirted with him at some point during the tail end of Act 1 or beginning of act 2 to trigger that dialogue.
          >Couldn't say no to that
          You asked for it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told him I wasn't interested in him at the party and he never hit on me again.
    I never got the infamous "check out this magic trick" scene.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delete your horny mods, op

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turns out its bugged apparently.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale's the type of bro that shows up to swinger parties solo, goes directly to the bathroom to absorb some ""magic artifacts"" then casually walks into the room butt-ass naked while everyone else is still fully clothed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh I'm here for the gang bang

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It only leads to GAY sex if you play a man, so perhaps create a cute girl next time, homo.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill all the goblins so the village and grove will be safe
    >Have a party at the end of the day
    >Lae'zel says do you wanna fuck in my tent
    >Shadowheart says do you wanna get drunk with me
    >Options to flirt with Wyll or Halsin
    Like fucking hell I hadn't even stopped to speak to anyone till that point and this is only the start of the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the village
      what village, you mean the one that has been razed?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's obviously talking about the Grove anon, when else do you get an after battle party?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he said "the village and grove", he mentionened the grove two words later. did you stop reading before or after that "and"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, the only thing that triggers the party is killing the Goblin Leaders, or killing Minthara during the Grove Siege.
            He's probably referring to the Tiefling slum in the grove as a village since he already grouped it with the grove and they feel separate enough given the tensions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon, let's stop debating wether you, that other anon or i is the idiot in this. i can't handle it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Know what? That sounds perfectly reasonable, let's do that.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear you guys intentionally go out of your way to get outraged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white dragonborn dark urge is made for gay sex with human men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Be Dark Urge
          >Only have a daddy
          >Get adopted
          >become a homosexual
          What did Larian mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bless Sven for getting shit like this in a major high budget game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's too bad the Dark Urge isn't a recruitable companion. It would've been interesting seeing his arc play out from an observers perspective. You doing your best to either have him avoid his urges or delve into them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly it has to be added in definitive edition. The fact you can find him in world but he's not recruitable just shows me it was originally intended.
              Can't wait for the act 3 rework that'll probably come next year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't wait for the act 3 rework that'll probably come next year.
                Is it certain to happen? I know Larian did a Definitive Edition with DOS2 but it seemed like they were more than satisfied with what they put out narratively. Even with Karlach they still never implemented an option to remove her engine I guess there some solace for some now that you can come to Avernus with her. But still along with that and the many problems that lie within act 3 such as the cut content. I really hope that gets restored some how. There were many different quests and outcomes that got tossed out. Gale could've made a deal with Raphael to remove the orb. You could make a deal with Raphael to remove the tadpole and the soul coins were used in exchange for any other services by him instead of simply being used for Karlach.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing's been confirmed but with their track record I can't imagine they'd just say "oh, people dislike how we cut this content? well, we're not adding it back!" considering their blogpost and people generally saying Act 3 feels emptier than the rest of the game.
                Plus like you said, they did it with Divinity. History checks out. I just hope they don't fall for the dlc meme and make the durge a DLC companion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't imagine they'd just say "oh, people dislike how we cut this content? well, we're not adding it back!"
                I guess I am a bit more cynical about it. I can't speak for Larian but it seems a lot of studios are reluctant when it comes to cut content. Sure it's guaranteed to occur in every game, but it's not too often that I see it restored through official means.
                >I just hope they don't fall for the dlc meme and make the durge a DLC companion.
                Same, it would be such a waste. I remember when EA made Javik day one DLC in ME3. A character tied to a significant background of the campaign. I also hope we get some other companions in the roster such as Helia. Who was supposed to be a Halfling Werewolf companion. I also hope our current companions get expanded upon, especially Halsin and Minthara.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can meet Durge as a custom origin Tav? Where?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Orin's sex cave

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I must have missed him or something... does he have any special interactions or is he just dead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Orin really likes deep penetration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's just dead. However. BIG however. There are many actual mentions of the Durge in the game via books. For example in Gortash's room.
                Durge in orin's room actually has a letter attached to him detailing what Orin did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't speak with dead on they/them
                trash game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dragonborn males are all made for human men
        Dragonborn females are made for being dorks that are shy and you must listen to their autistic 4 hour rants about a topic they hyperfocus on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you choose 5 and still romance him? I feel like that's the only honest Durge answer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Only 1 or 2 will trigger the romance route. 3 or 6 is the friendship. 4 or 5 will make Gale very upset with your character. He won't leave but he certainly won't romance you. For me I picked 1, I thought that felt in character enough.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me guys, just gonna play the best song in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will agree to disagree.

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get me wrong, those are some great tracks, but Nine Blades really encapsulates the "fighting against overwhelming odds" feeling the best. Especially since (most likely) this will be shortly after you first meet the guardian, get osme tadpole powers, and have the Guardian voice making cut in remarks during the fight. It just all comes together in this hugely memorable scene.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every member of the Flaming Fist a moron?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      part of the initiation is getting burnt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is every gangbanger a moron or Hispanic?
      Anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I though they were the city's 5-0?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flaming Fist are explicitly mentioned multiple times to be a massively corrupt, "Pagan", organization full of "Thugs in uniform". The tie in "blood in Baldur's Gate" also portrayed them as criminal in nature.

          Which is funny, because Duke Ravengard is in charge of them and is portrayed as unambiguously good despite the organization being clear cut assholes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The man in charge could be good, but his authority and subordinates could be massive pieces of shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's because fags = antifa, and antifa = fags
            flaming fist is basically the police

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanted to pair everyone up, how would you do it?

    Personally:

    Gale/Mystra
    Wyll/Karlach or Mizora
    Astarion/Laezel
    Shadowheart/Minthara
    Halsin/Orin
    Durge/Alfira

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the most random nonsensical pairings ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gale doesn't work with anyone when he simps for Mystra
        Wyll and Karlach have a paired ending, both are kinda cocky and complete moralfags.
        Astarian and Laezel fuck if you "no way fag" her but otherwise her and Shadowheart feel more like designated PC romances.
        Minthara only had Shadowheart left as an option.
        Halsin obsesses over little boys and needs to die.
        Last one was a joke pairing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Durge and minthara
          Halsin and shadowheart quite obviously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gale/Durge
      Wyll/Lae'zel or Astarion
      Shadowheart/Karlach or Halsin
      Minthara/ Orin
      Alfira/Lakrissa or Tav

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gale/ Nobody because he has exploded
      Wyll/Nobody becasuse he is a moron
      Karlach/Nobody because she has exploded
      Astarion/Wooden Stake
      Lae'zel/Portrait of Vlakith
      Shadowheart/Nobody because her heart belongs to Shar alone
      Minthara/Nobody because Larion is lazy
      Orin/Me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any mods for Orin's hairstyle/armor?
          Think I'll run an evil Durge Playthrough abusing the multiplayer
          >Durge Tempest Sorcerer Dragonborn (Haunted One)
          >Enver Gortash Open Palm Monk Human (Craftsmen)
          >Orin Anchev Assassin/Gloomstalker Human (Charlatan/Criminal)
          >Ketheric Thorm Oathbreaker Paladin High Elf (Noble)
          Just cheat their equipment on for the whole playthrough as well, deck Orin out in full Bhaalite gear.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Any mods for Orin's hairstyle/armor?
            Afraid not, haven't came across any yet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then I'll keep waiting on the True Ending playthrough.
              Seriously, everything would have worked out had Ketheric and Orin not gone full retard.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be oathbreaker
    >can only draw power from darkness now
    >still bonk them with light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think the only reason for that is necrotic smite + necromancer would annihilate the game
      Well, even more than you already do. It's too easy to beat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They couldn’t even change its color to the red/green oathbreaker’s use?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shoot him down on the initial "I want to show you something magical" check after the goblin temple
    >also removed him from the party, not even possible to increase his approval
    >still get the extraplanar scene in act 2
    the fuck is wrong with this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's impossible. You have to be trolling.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        swear to christ almighty, I just had the act 2 scene not 20 minutes ago. I pirated the game so it's unpatched, that would probably explain it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it's worth buying, they patch it every 3-4 days and you're missing the bugfixes. Entire quests like the hag in act 3 will be about navigating the glitches

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly it's worth buying
            As someone who has 120 hours, no.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have 250. It's absolutely worth buying for the replay value alone.
              I NEVER played the game twice in a row. This is my first and the game is just that good.
              Dark Urge especially is fun. Purely to make Orin salty as fuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's absolutely worth buying for the replay value alone.
                What fucking replay value? Evil route is barely different from good route. Dark Urge is barely different from Tav route since they decided to split it into two.
                There is no epilogue so none of it matters.
                >This is my first and the game is just that good.
                You're just a shit-eating retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Evil route is barely different from good route.
                But it is. You lose half a dozen quest givers, several traders and 3 companions and gain only Minthara.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But it is. You lose half a dozen quest givers, several traders and 3 companions and gain only Minthara.
                Still not different since you go through the exact same story, you can't even join the absolute cult since you still have the exact same shit to deal with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolute Cult is a false flag created by the Chosen of the Dead Three and dominated by an Elder Brain.
                >Anons bitch about not being able to join it in Act 2/3.
                Are you guys dumb? How is dominating the Netherbrain ultimately any different?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dominating the netherbrain has nothing to do with the Act 1 choices.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You only lose 3 companions if you're dumb enough to do the raid. You can keep Wyll, Gale, and Karlach if you kill 2/3 Goblin bosses, stop Kagha, and ignore the rest of that quest line.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you're dumb enough to do the raid.
                What do you think "evil path" in act 1 is?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dark Urge is barely different from Tav route

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What fucking replay value?
                You can approach each act from entirely different ways. You can do the entire game in reverse. Game has even dialogue for that.
                You can literally capture Nightsong before you even meet Kethric. You get unique dialogue off it too. You get unique dialogues for saving/killing/capturing Isobel. You get different outcomes for example making Shart into a Dark Justiciar or actually redeeming her.
                >Dark Urge is barely different
                No? It has narrator lines specifically made for him. He has special cutscenes, interactions and item/powers made for him. You get ridiculously different story.
                >You're just a shit-eating retard.
                Read what I wrote. I wrote it's first game I played twice in a row. I never do that with RPGs. Or any games really.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly it's worth buying, they patch it every 3-4 days and you're missing the bugfixes. Entire quests like the hag in act 3 will be about navigating the glitches

                swear to christ almighty, I just had the act 2 scene not 20 minutes ago. I pirated the game so it's unpatched, that would probably explain it

                Every patch is released on pirate sites like a few minutes after coming out.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly it's worth buying, they patch it every 3-4 days and you're missing the bugfixes. Entire quests like the hag in act 3 will be about navigating the glitches

              literally the entire game is not only navigating bugs but also navigating shitty game design and horrible mechanics. also, if you get double critted on turn 1 by some moron, you may as well just reload, its not worth playing it out a huge uphill battle for 10 minutes.

              if a party member goes down, thats
              1) one turn no action for him, potentailly
              2) one turn getting up for him - no action, now at 1hp
              3) one character that has to skip a turn to get him up

              its just such a huge bother than the AI never has to deal with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats the thing about a lot of the games difficulty being under the rule of rng practically.
                a lot of the battles just pop up out of nowhere from failing speech checks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pirates owned

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be completely upfront and honest here. The game has no epilogue, so your disappointment is only going to get worse as you near the end.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't patch the game so not only will you not get an epilogue like the rest of us, you're also cucked out of Karlach's Duke Nukem/Doomguy mash up ending.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Duke Nukem/Doomguy
                Who tops

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Karlach, obviously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough but she's not amongst that pairing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doomguy is a canon Virgin while Dukie gets all the babes so Duke will have to take the lead for Doomguy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              THE GAME HAS NO EPILOGUE, SO YOUR DISSAPOINTMENT IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE AS YOU NEAR THE END

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              None of the quest outcomes matter. As soon as they're off your screen it is out of sight, out of mind. The game has no ending slides, no recap, no epilogue where you see the outcomes of your choices.

              It is an unfinished game and there's little point to beating it right now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So like the norm then.
                >just wait for a slideshow update, it will be worth it
                I don't give a fuck.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to save on spells
    >use fire bolt
    >misses
    Everytime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to play smart. Use your martials to trip enemies and make them more vulnarable to your spells that way. Just make sure that by tripping them you don't lose line of sight(yes, that's a thing).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damage cantrips are worthless until they upgrade. Use double hand crossbows even with 0 other investment.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In FF7 you could go on a date with Barrett but you had to really go out of your way to make it happen and it was hilarious. That was the point. Gay is a punchline. We need more media that openly mocks gays. Maybe two gays make "love" and then someone walks in afterwards and asks "did someone shit and not flush ?? It stinks really bad in here"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In FF7 you could go on a date with Barrett but you had to really go out of your way to make it happen and it was hilarious
      that is funny, imagine going on a date with barret and kissing him haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't orcs be shaped like this in the game. They feel like bobbleheads on a small body

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          besides the milquetoast roster of companions, this is my biggest complaint. they got Halflings right but Half-orcs and gnomes look like SHIT. BG3 is a 7/10 co-op game with gay bear physics END OF STORY PACK IT UP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the old school orc phenotype
          as a 3.5e grognard oldfag I'm surprised how much shit like that is in the game. The whole plot revolves around mind flayers, gith, and Netheril which were never exactly deep lore, but still kind of out there

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never talk to companions in the camp. It's dangerous.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be autistic
    >End up fucking men
    Classic

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any mods that disable romance for particular companions? I'd love a no-romance Gale mod. Surely Nexus wouldn't remove that, right? Removing romance for all player characters, male or female, doesn't matter. I just want him to be a bro that I can talk to without having to worry about him trying to sunk my dink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon...the game's been patched that hasn't been an issue anymore. None of your companions should jump your bones anymore unless you express similar feelings towards them.

      I swear you guys intentionally go out of your way to get outraged.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then don't select the flirting options.

        The magic trick scene is still too sensual. I don't want those moments where it's tender and I softly let him down, that's still too gay. I don't want him to have any romance capability with me period, I want it all yanked out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't flirt with him and just ask him who that was

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I just memorize all the dialogue options in the game then what's even the point of playing? I don't want to know where every landmind is, I'd rather just not have any landmines at all. I don't like the idea of my friends fagging out if I press a single vague dialogue option.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have to memorize anything. Just don't pick the obviously flirting and you will be fine.
              It's literally just an autist problem because autists can't into the most basic of social interactions. And that's coming from an asocial, friendless man that's been stuck on Ganker since 06

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look man I like the game, I'm not some starfield shill sowing discontent, you don't have to be so defensive about this. I don't want Gale to have any flirting options, I don't like the idea that getting close to him puts me on the verge of romance, that shit is weird, I don't like the everyone-is-bisexual trope in these games. I just want him to be a chill guy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NO NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU'RE AN AUTISTIC INCEL CHUD. YOU HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS WANTING TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOU ALL THE TIME, STOP BEING ANTI-SOCIAL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how is this different from the female experience of having male friends who want to fuck you though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because men and women aren't the same? Women are baby making factories.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men were made to be creampied

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men and women are different and not interchangeable. The dynamics are not the same.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's literally what life is like for women who have male friends
                actual well adjusted people sometimes flirt with and fuck their friends, love is mysterious and blooms when you least expect it
                but you wouldn't understand because you straight up are an incel. Being a videogame, it will never accurately be able to portray a true relationship but yes, people who spend time together will often fuck together, that's called life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I'm not a woman. I'm not searching for a female experience, I'm pretty comfortable being a man and roleplaying as a man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and if you were an attractive man you'd understand what it's like to have women (and sometimes men) you're not attracted to come up and try and flirt with you
                learn to act gracefully instead of crying, other people can't help their attractions, awkwardness happens, get over it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't want Gale to have any flirting options
                That's a ridiculous request and complaint. It sounds just as outrageous as pic related. You have nothing to worry about. Just interact with Gale and don't pick the flirtatious options. They have made it more than clear as to what they are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "I'm so straight I flirt with other heterosexual men, like me"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But the character isn't straight though, he's bisexual much like Gale is in BG3. The individual that made the post didn't know any better and just assumed Sam was straight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it is a faulty argument anyways. gays WILL try to flirt with straight men. the game doesn't know that you aren't gay. that means you get the option to play as a degenerate if you want.
                this is like complaining that there is an evil dialogue option in an RPG because you aren't evil.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While I think restricting Gale to having 0 romance options is going overboard, I can agree it's lame when all I can't have a good bromance with the male characters without it immediately devolving into homosexual relations. What's funny is if you turn Gale down during the infamous scene where Gale guides you on how to use magic he will have 0 scenes or dialogue with you up until the very end of the game unless you count the scene where Gandalf tells him to kill himself. Though the same could be said of the other characters as well. There's not a lot of meaningful back and forth conversations after the first act of the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except for Lae'Zel, convincing her that she's been brainwashed and watching her whole world come crashing down was fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's stupid because you're effectively saying
                >I don't want gale to act like a real person
                real people flirt with who they find attractive and 90% of the time it ends in rejection that's sort of how dating works you mongoloid, it makes you uncomfortable because you're ugly irl and never had to turn others down

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to memorize anything. Just don't pick the obviously flirting and you will be fine.
                It's literally just an autist problem because autists can't into the most basic of social interactions. And that's coming from an asocial, friendless man that's been stuck on Ganker since 06

                This is why WEGs have the ability to turn off fetishes even if for most games it's a real headache to track and write.

                Because unlike other content, people generally just don't want to see things that disgust them sexually at all. People hate being reminded that it exists at all.

                And since baldur's gate 3 is half of a WEG, they should adapt and add the ability to turn off certain types of sexual/romantic content from even showing up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you flirting with your bros in real life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't select the flirting options.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats all the options

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you actively pick the gay options? you know you can disable romances, right?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you have sex with a dude just for the physical pleasure without love and commitment it does not make you gay
    period

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't rescue him. Like he's not even in my game at all. Maybe next playthrough.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is having three melee characters stupid? I didn't use Laezel or Karlach in my current playthrough and also I want to make a monk next time. I wonder how much they'll get in the way and fight over gear.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Retards always talk about being tricked into relatioships and sex in WRPGs
    >Have had sex and relationships IRL
    >Have zero issue navigating dialogue to not have this issue
    makes you think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it reminds me of when larian released those stats for astarion and it was like
      >100k people got rejected by Astarion
      and I thought
      >how is that possible
      and then I reached the scene where he talks about his horrible shitty life and being raped and your options are
      >sympathize like a real fucking person
      >talk him into sex anyway
      and that's when I realized how so many people got filtered lmfao

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best classes:
    barb
    druid
    fighter
    athene
    monk

    mid classes (have 1 or 2 good things going for them):
    cleric (guardian spirits, blessbot, holds blood of lathander)
    bard (music is dope, can 1shot some bosses, hastebot/blessbot)

    unplayable trash:
    sorc
    wiz
    rogue
    ranger

    if u disagree with this ur a retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thief (Rogue) makes Barbarian and Monk broken.
      Gloomstalker/Assassin has an insane opening turn.
      Sorceror can throw out Twin Spell Chain Lightning, Quickened Chain Lightning (Bonus Action), and Hasted Chain Lightning in a single turn. That's FOUR Chain Lightnings. Best anyone else can do is two.

      There is no bad class. Everything gets broken with the right build and gear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with the right build and gear.
        yeah by the time these classes come online, the 5 classes i mentioned have been online since level 1 and then get better when hasted. blessing is only useful to miss a little less

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gloomstalker/Assassin has an insane opening turn.
        It's Act 3 only, but rolling Crimson Mishief mainhand, Bhaal dagger offhand Assassin/Gloomstalker with Aura of murder (vulnerability to pierce) active is fucking disgusting.

        Attacks with advantage, all hits crit, double damage on everything, bonus attacks, and damage modifiers for days. If you're a Durge you can even go invisible on the kill, run away and restart the surprise round, really makes you feel like the baddest assassin of Bhaal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be rogue
        >multiclass to fighter + greatsword + crit feats
        >have bard give haste
        >suddenly can wipe an entire room single-handedly on first turn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>be rogue
          to fighter + greatsword + crit feats
          Why be a rogue for this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because of thief extra action and free dash whenever you want, you essentially double your movement speed for each turn and can expend the double action on countless things, between multiple hits to double shove not to mention disengage + stealth crit etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What makes wizards so bad?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        low hp, low ac, low dmg in the most difficult part of the game (level 1-4)

        you gotta metagame and munchkin every encounter or get 1shot by the gay enemies. throw a spell at an enemy, 75% of them will:

        SAVE
        SAVE
        SAVE
        SAVE

        but when they throw a spell at you, 75% resist rate. turns take multiple whole whole minutes due to choice paralysis and having to weight the pros and cons of using spell slots. dont get me started on having different CC for enemies based on whether they have strong saves in 1 stat or not... then 2 things happens:

        1) fuck, this encounter seemed easy but i had 2 characters that cant do more then 2 dmg per turn with fireballs, when they actually dont miss. i shouldve used spell slots... reload.
        2) fuck, i used spell slots and the encounter was trivial due to rolling much better/critting the moron down in 1 turn with my paladin/barbarian... theres a boss coming up... reload.

        meanwhile, athene and all the others can just pwn the noobs and dont care if they get critted. single ability dependent, all the rest is a bonus.

        have maybe 1 support class to buff them, rest is just dead weight. until level 5, when the game difficulty becomes trivial anyways.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're very bad at the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have no problems at all in the game. its very easy... when you dont have dead weight characters in your party that cant hit, and when they do hit, no nothing but chip damage, then go down on turn 1 of every encounter because they're weak as shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah wizards are just baaaaaad. i started a new playthrough and used gale and before fireball, its rough to the point i just mostly used command and hold and cantrips(that all missed practically)
              they get better due to spells but you can say that about any other class

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dead weight characters
              I can't even begin to fathom how bad you people must be at this game. Do you use your environment at all? Do you use potions or elixirs? Do you use height for advantage? Do you look for ability synergies?
              Do you all just hack and swing at the mobs or what? There are no deadweight characters. If you think there are, you're a brainlet who doesn't know how to play the class.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just reload saves and place barrels. easy ass game if you save scum the fuck out of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Magic Missiles autohits
          Sleep is super strong even on Tactician through the Goblin Camp at least
          You still have Grease, Icey Knife, Fog, etc to apply status effects

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dead weight characters
            I can't even begin to fathom how bad you people must be at this game. Do you use your environment at all? Do you use potions or elixirs? Do you use height for advantage? Do you look for ability synergies?
            Do you all just hack and swing at the mobs or what? There are no deadweight characters. If you think there are, you're a brainlet who doesn't know how to play the class.

            >nooo you have to metagame and powergame and be a munchkin gamer and remember every encounter and min max your ability usage and do combos and position right bla bla bla
            or i can just... not give a fuck about all that, press A and crit morons into the shadow realm, then end my turn after 3 whole seconds. its typical of idiots to think more complex more better, but usually, simplicity is the true sign of intelligence.

            why would I sleep one guy with wizard when i can just kill 1 guy with a barb? why would i do combos with grease, which takes 2 spell slots or items, that i could sell to buy a sword for 2 martials that can do even more damage? why would i fog, i hate using environmental hazards because then the AI just skips turns until the sucky AoE is gone. they can wait you out forever, which slows down the gameplay even more. its shit. and ice knife, well, i got the thing that turns it into a AoE and kept hitting my own guys with it. again, 75% suck rate for me, 75% resist rate for the enemy. so many fights went from easy to hard because they dont slip but my guys slip trying to get to them, then get crit, then waste a turn getting up.

            fuck that. walk up to them. split their wigs in half, call it a day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >low ac
          Mage Armour, Shield and regular shield, bracers of defence + dex and you're nearing 20 in a1.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i use the harpy fight at level 3 as a litmus test for any team comp. if the harpy fight is difficult, its because my team comp sucks. by that point, i havent invested too much time and energy into the game to reroll. any given character has to be able to get double critted by a harpy on turn 1 while lured. i can totally get magic armor and shield on my mage, but then whats he got left? that's 2 spell slots gone in 1 turn, 0 damage done.

            any martial can just eat that damage for breakfast, and then the enemy is in trouble next turn with disadvantage. gets gang banged like a japanese girl on the metro during rush hour. for a grand total of 0 spell slots used. i dont have to meta game what encounter is next vs the spell slots i just used to kill 4 retarded harpies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would you restart the whole game if your party sucks? Just respec them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have miserable "subclass" feats. Some of the "subclasses" have even more miserable and borderline useless feats.
        Their entire thing is that they can learn unique spells. Which is great because there are actual unique scrolls in the game.
        And they have power of convenience to restore spell slots.
        That's it.

        Sorcerer is superior in every single way. More so when you can with haste (but preferably potion of speed) cast 3 spells in one turn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They have miserable "subclass" feats
          Divinity is great, don't even.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i would rather rip my eyeballs out than see another "portent" pop up every time anyone swings on my guys or i swing on them because there's a 50-75% chance it's a suck roll.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AI are terminators for concentration so that eliminates all that shit. then they just save against your damage anyways. i suppose if you stack everything possible you can maybe equal a fighter just using regular attacks. honestly just use a martial class and give it spells theres no downside.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, people are just shit. Magic classes easily outclass the physical ones specially if you multiclass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's insane how shit people are. Larian let you change your prepared spells on the fucking fly whenever you want - can you imagine how ridiculous that would be on tabletop? Yet somehow I have to listen to wizard whinging. It's just a skill issue if you think ANY class in this game is weak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i guess if you classify pallock and swordbard as magic classes instead of a martial class (even though they primarily do weapon attacks not spells) then sure

          It's insane how shit people are. Larian let you change your prepared spells on the fucking fly whenever you want - can you imagine how ridiculous that would be on tabletop? Yet somehow I have to listen to wizard whinging. It's just a skill issue if you think ANY class in this game is weak.

          tell me when a wizard can hit over 600 damage every single turn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorlock is even stronger than padlock

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in what universe

              Yeah, because you need to be able to do that or you're "unplayable trash". Thanks for your concession you fucking retard.

              i'm replying to the moron that said that magic classes 'easily outclass' the physical ones when they clearly fucking don't, i never said anything about unplayable trash, don't lump me in with the other anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In a universe in which you know how to build, it basically machine guns eldritch blasts that deals mora damage than 90% of the weapons in the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bullshit, pallocks are doing 80 damage before smites x 3 for a total of 240 damage per action, swordbards are around 60 - 70 but only x2 per action

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pallocks are doing 80 damage on a swing
                I mean if you use such an obviously fake number, how is anyone supposed to take you seriously?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he isn't exactly lying

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess my understanding was incomplete. I have no idea where the extra ~50 damage is coming from in that clip. It makes zero fucking sense, Paladin damage is entirely in smite and Warlock just gets to switch their charisma to weapon damage? Seems like a fucking cheat code.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you need the bhaalist armor from the murder tribunal. it causes all enemies within melee range to become vulnerable to pierce (doubles your damage). it doesn't work as well for pierce-resistant foes, because it will just remove the resistance rather than making them vulnerable. however, most enemies in act 2 and 3 are only resistant to non-magical pierce. because pallock's pact weapon is considered magical, the enemies are still magical pierce-vulnerable

                then you need the diadem of arcane synergy and aura of hate from oathbreaker. these add your cha mod as weapon damage. at 22 cha, that's +6 weapon damage twice, for a total of +12 weapon damage, which becomes +24 weapon damage with the bhaalist armor

                the rest is just miscellaneous crap like magic weapon

                >tell me when a wizard can hit over 600 damage every single turn
                >Casts Slow with a DC 18 save against six enemies, drinks speed potion, casts sleet storm
                >It no longer matters how much damage you do because enemies literally don't get to take their turns, you just automatically win the encounter without ever being at risk

                swordbard can cast any wizard spell with dc 40 - 50, don't @ me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. That's retarded.
                Good job, I guess. Larian definitely didn't consider all that stacking.

                I still think Warlock Extra Attack stacking is a bug. I mean they went out of their way to prevent it for every other kind of multiclass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, because you need to be able to do that or you're "unplayable trash". Thanks for your concession you fucking retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            arcane utility is completely unmatched with the shit spell list they gave cleric so yeah im thinking you're a fucking idiot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i never said anything about cleric though

              anything wizard can do, swordbard can probably do with a lv1 wizard dip and the helm of arcane acuity plus some additional spell dc equipment like rhapsody

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tell me when a wizard can hit over 600 damage every single turn
            >Casts Slow with a DC 18 save against six enemies, drinks speed potion, casts sleet storm
            >It no longer matters how much damage you do because enemies literally don't get to take their turns, you just automatically win the encounter without ever being at risk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorc
      >Unplayable
      This post screams insecure gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sorc
        >unplayable
        >Storm Sorcerer casting lategame 3 chain lightnings, wiping the entire encounter in one turn.
        lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you sorcerer take a double crit from a harpy and then kill her without using literally everything they have, forcing a long rest right after the fight?

        if yes, prove it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you take a double crit from anything? The name of the game is avoiding being hit and critted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorcerers are supposed to long rest often. It's trade-off for the insane power they have, dumbass.
          Sorcerer is tedious, yes. But it's by far the best casting class you can get. More so when it essentially allows you to cheat some of the mechanics.
          Like casting Disintegrate on 2 targets at once.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes i use sorc too. its my deadweight class until level 5 double haste. im aware how strong they are, but theyre still dead fucking weight for general adventuring. unless you blow your entire wad on trash

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              On one side, it's very annoying up until Act 3 to long rest often because Sorcerers need to long rest often.
              On more positive side, at least I didn't miss shitton of cutscenes in the game though.
              It's a simple transaction: You trade in convenience for ability to shred enemies and "cheat" with metamagic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Using more Long rests are a negative
          Don't tell me you actually run low on camp supplies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think a lot of anons are just annoyed at fact that they have to click several more buttons to long rest and restore their spell slots.
            There is zero drawback for long resting unless you're on a timed quest.
            But game even warns you that long resting may be a shitty idea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to avoid long rests. It doesn't feel as good if you're having to run away back to camp and recharge every ten feet. The game is generous, but I think there's a pretty clear implication that you're supposed to try to go as long as possible between long rests.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to avoid long rests.
              You're skipping on character/plot context. You're delaying the owlbear cub coming, delaying durge events and so on.
              In EA people thought long resting would be bad and you shouldn't spam it but it turns out you should spam it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's more of an issue with shit pacing on Larian's part and failing to incorporate multiple events into a single night.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And complete lack of consequences due to perforating your brain with worms and passage of time.
                But they didn't implement night/day cycle so maybe no one will notice.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I really don't get how anyone can exhaust everything sorc has in 1 fight unless you're in the level 1-3 range.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unless you're in the level 1-3 range.
                yes, the harpy fight litmus test. this fight is annoying enough as it is, sorc is dead weight at this level unless you, of course, blow your wad on them. but by the time i get there, i've gotten withers, so thats 1-2 annoying fights. i may have used a spell slot on the brain dog fight. ive killed the goblin attack, may have used a spell slot or two. i may have killed the 2 tieflings to rescue laezel. ive done a lot by that point and im exhausted, and i dont like long resting before reaching the village because, narratively speaking, it makes no sense. again, ticking clock element + i crashed on a beach thats 2 steps from the enclave. it shouldnt be difficult to kill those harpies, and for the most part it isn't if you dont have dead weight on your team.

                of course, beyond that, the only difficult fight in this act is the warp spiders, which can cause trouble if unlucky.

                >I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to avoid long rests.
                You're skipping on character/plot context. You're delaying the owlbear cub coming, delaying durge events and so on.
                In EA people thought long resting would be bad and you shouldn't spam it but it turns out you should spam it.

                it feels weirdly counter-intuitive to long rest when you still have short rests, but ill try it.

                Probably not but because this game and classes don't exist in a vacuum, hopefuly one of my martials had a decent initiative roll and can either batter around the one sing on the island or atleast bodyblock the Harpy on the cliff.
                Your select fight determiner means that Cleric, Druid or someone choosing to just pile points into Wis for no reason makes them the best class in every situation, which seems dumb.

                i just dont like starting the fight with my spellcaster getting lured out of position, meaning it will immediately be targetted, the AC class is not high enough for the harpy to miss, and its highly likely to double crit and incap him immediately. any comp that allows for this turn 1 save scumming if not meta-gaming is weak in my book. i dont like uphill battles, i like grabbing momentum immediately.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1879
                This mod tells you when you have a night event waiting for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just such a weird fight to be your litmus test it is annoying as fuck but it means that what four archer fighters is your GOAT comp?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anything that can take a full harpy crit combo and not go down immediately and potentially come back swinging on the next turn. this fight can snowball very fast and i don't believe it should be a difficult class. i just hate dead weight is all. but if i slept more often rather than min-max my rests, then it may be a different story

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That test doesn't select for good builds in general, it selects for resilient close-range builds specifically.

                it is a faulty argument anyways. gays WILL try to flirt with straight men. the game doesn't know that you aren't gay. that means you get the option to play as a degenerate if you want.
                this is like complaining that there is an evil dialogue option in an RPG because you aren't evil.

                If you just stonewall gay guys they will stop flirting.
                Getting flirted with nonstop until you get a hard "no" is just a straight woman problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, i just think it slows down gameplay, makes no sense especially in act 1 with the ticking clock aspect, until your guardian says you gucci and they can protect you. still, i try to maximize my efficiency. why would i long rest because i got in a fight with 4 goblins? its stupid to be this weak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not but because this game and classes don't exist in a vacuum, hopefuly one of my martials had a decent initiative roll and can either batter around the one sing on the island or atleast bodyblock the Harpy on the cliff.
          Your select fight determiner means that Cleric, Druid or someone choosing to just pile points into Wis for no reason makes them the best class in every situation, which seems dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cleric (guardian spirits, blessbot, holds blood of lathander)
      Move Cleric to top tier. Light and Tempest clerics can put on an insane amount of DPS between Spirit Guardian, Spirit Weapon, Animate Dead / Summons, AND a fireball or lightning spell every turn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unplayable trash:
      >rogue/ranger
      oh schweatie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's paladin
      and bard should be moved up to best, slashing flourish (ranged) is ridiculous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks monk is good
      >He doesn't know about how to abuse Wizard

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale isn't an issue anymore. You can do the magic trick scene and have a completely platonic ending to it. If you do that + don't speak to him during the tiefling party (which is basically just a '' which companion do you want to initiate a romance with '' party), there is zero chance he crushes on you.

    Karlach, Wyll and Halsin are still an issue though. Karlach wants to bang you just for getting one upgrade to her heart. Wyll will initiate the dancing scene (which doesn't have a platonic ending, just flirt/reject) just for having high approval, and Halsin will want to bang you just for doing his personal quest. When those are fixed, I'll be satisfied.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The magic trick scene is still gay as fuck, you're out of your mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGmmZcZnvo
      The way he walks in close behind you, the way he's all whispering and shit, it's still incredibly gay. You're in denial if you think it's a totally normal interaction between friends.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gay as fuck
        If you play as a male.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right, which I do. Which is why I want this disabled.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah he still too sleezy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no issue with this. It's a nice scene, whether you make it romantic or not. And no matter how you spin it, it is YOU who initiates anything flirtatious. He is, after all, surprised if you imagine anything romantic with him. It's the player who initiates gayry, always.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His body language, his tone, it's all very gay even without you flirting. It's a weird intimate scene, you don't have to initiate anything to be uncomfortable with it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, you have issues clearly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, I think Ganker just got real fucking gay without me realizing it, or none of you have ever had any male friends before. I'd be pretty weirded out if one of my buddies tried to show me something the way Gale shows your character the magic trick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, Gale gives you the gayest look in the entire game during this scene before you're even given the option to initiate the flirting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a retard and you've never interacted with another person, male or female. people do shit like this all the time. the guys at my school used to grab each other's dicks in the locker room as a joke.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a mod that turns shadowheart into a e-boi?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is handsome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That he is.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homos are degenerate gays who will fuck you at the drop of a hat
    >this is news to op
    How is 1860?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys so concerned with gay people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Ganker, the most vocal are more often than not homophobic or at least hold some prejudice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're so progressive for approving when your friends try to have a gay romance with you. You really showed all the chuds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, I can just simply read the room and express my disinterest. Unlike you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, he acts gay with you before you can even express disinterest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGmmZcZnvo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get the complaint. You can say no to a romantic relationship. What more do you need? For any of the male companions to not express attraction to your character at all? Tough. You can at the very least enjoy getting the same amount of attention from the females.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tough.
                ..Why? It's a moddable game, I can make it whatever I want. All you have to do is yank some stuff from Gale's code. It's not "tough" at all, it's absolutely something that can be fixed. My original post was just asking for a mod, retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well no one has made it yet. I guess they haven't bothered or that it isn't a priority since you can just express disinterest and not flirt with him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might just make it myself then. All the arguments are boiling down to a bunch of seething about how you must be ugly if you don't like your bros trying to get gay with you, so there's really no point in arguing, you're all clearly arguing in bad faith and making up shit to justify Gale's weird ass interactions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if you weren't arguing in bad faith either. It's not as if the game is forcing you in a relationship with Gale. You're the one being so obtuse about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All my points stand. The magic trick scene happens without you flirting, and it's a very gay interaction that you can't disapprove of until after it happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGmmZcZnvo I've proven everything I've said, it's you guys who screech "incel" because I like being a heterosexual and having heterosexual friends. I'm surprised how much it struck a nerve, but I suppose that's just how all you progressive fucks act around everyone not inducted into your cult.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >clicks the dialogue option
                >"it's sensual, even"
                >"what the hell?" when it becomes intimate
                are straight men really THIS retarded? lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I like being a heterosexual and having heterosexual friends.
                No one is stopping you from being heterosexual. What are you on about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all of the arguments accurately pointed out that I'm an incel aaaah!
                well...maybe be less obvious about it?
                you have no criticisms, you have no legitimate complaint you're just a schizo retard
                have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are sodomites like this? I’m sorry you were molested.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is gonna mod that since only mentally ill people would want it
                like the schizo who made a white wyll mod
                you will be banned, eventually you will be dragged kicking and screaming from your home, a gun will be put in your mouth and you'll be blubbering like a baby as your brains get splattered over the pavement

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nexus doesn't allow shit like that.
                Just a while ago they banned people off Nexus for removing Starfield pronouns. That entire site is compromised.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >compromised
                you mean good, you can't give bigots an inch or they take a mile
                I look forward to you being executed so I won't have to read your drivel online ever again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. It's everyone's freedom to express whatever they dislike. More so when it's fueled by literal mentally ill people who think getting your balls chopped off makes you a woman. Backed by pharmas which make money off mental illness and backed by fanatical lefties who wish death upon every single person who disagrees with the nonsense.
                If someone's on the chopping block, it's you my friend.

                Nexus is a compromised site that doesn't allow anything that goes against their woke ideals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the mask of the bigot slips
                kek
                it'll be so funny to watch you get dragged kicking and screaming out into a cold winter's night and skinned alive, your tortured screams will make every good citizen in the neighborhood sleep better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's everyone's freedom to express whatever they dislike
                >unless it disagrees with my fetish then it's evil and has to be removed immediatley
                if they added an option to turn off straight sex in witcher 3 you would post that it's ridiculous and ruins the game
                and you'd be right
                you are being a hypocrite here because you're a two faced piece of shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the mask of the bigot slips
                kek
                it'll be so funny to watch you get dragged kicking and screaming out into a cold winter's night and skinned alive, your tortured screams will make every good citizen in the neighborhood sleep better

                You're trying too hard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >point out your hypocrisy
                >umm that's bait!
                grow up, loser
                unironically

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you replying to a baiting retard?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying anyone here isn't baiting
                This board, this site in fact, is nothing but bots, rabid lefties, mentally ill trannies, q-tard boomers and actually unironically retarded people.
                Are you expecting intelligent discussion?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, but feeding the egos of seething thirdies isn't my idea of a good time

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever casted him and made him made an entire spin out of it.
      Think anon, think.
      >chud
      >is leader of an entire circus
      Well played, whoever did it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know right what a genius idea
        in the next game i wonder where larian will have drag queens
        because their number will certainly not lower

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mods will fix it.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play baldurs gate
    >not a fag
    >therefore don't end up having fag sex
    gay

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing your gay chud game.
    https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/08/normal-mens-physiological-response-to-seeing-two-men-kissing-same-as-seeing-rotting-flesh-and-maggots/
    As you can see fags very literally disgust normal people. And this cannot be changed. We cannot help it. You cannot stop it. We shall always be disgusted by you.
    It may not be fair but its reality. gays and trannies make me wanna fuckin wretch.
    So im not playing your disgusting gross nasty as fuck gay chud game. Nasty

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are straightoids such children, you never see gays and women asking to "mod out" the straightness from the witcher

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is his gayry still not fixed then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you live under a rock? And it wasn't just occurring with him. All of the companions were easily able to catch feelings from your character.

      I swear you guys intentionally go out of your way to get outraged.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leads me to gay sex path
    He tried to warn you but you laughed instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao. can you still have sex with that dream person? i dont get that scene of laying around in the grass together anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They killed Daisy.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my entire run is just killing anyone instantly if they mention something sexual to me if they're a male

    Gale and Astarion already dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've found that Wyll is very easy to completely avoid romance with, just don't talk to him at the party.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention I insta killed him, but not because gay, because moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. Looks like you're on the harem run.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadowheart's writter is also Halsin's writter
    I killed the refugees not because I'm a simp for Minthara or because I hate them, but simply because I wanted to kill Halsin.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    During the Weave scene I very clearly said "You're a great friend Gale we should end the night here" before it got too steamy and from then on everyone thought Gale and I were a couple and I had to reassure Karlach I would break up with him.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO I SORT AND SELL TRASH!!!! 99% OF MY INVENTORY LOOKS LIKE TRASH BUT I DON'T KNOW IF ITS A QUEST ITEM OR SOMETHING USEFUL BECAUSE NOTHING HAS A USEFUL DESCRIPTION!!! ALSO I DON'T WANT TO SELL ITEM BY ITEM FUCKING moronS MAKING THE GAME SHIT!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right click and add to wares, wares will be designated as junk that you can mass-sell to merchants. All garden gnomeels and ingots with the exception of infernal iron/metal can be sold. If it has an orange border then it's important for something. Besides that, merchant inventories don't clear out stuff you've sold to them, if somehow you sell something important you can usually just buy it right back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RETARD
        SOME OF THAT SHIT COULD BE IMPORTANT WHY WOULD I MASS LABEL EVERYTHING AS TRASH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are there any items you're particularly concerned about?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have over 200 in the inventory
            I want the game to automatically sort the trash and what's useful in any way

            I'm not gonna read your dogshit "lore" and "explanations"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If this is bait it's weak because I'd genuinely be willing to help. I meant if you had any weird items that you didn't know what their use was, I could probably tell you without spoiling much or tell you that it's just junk you can dump. You can throw away most books after reading, usually your character just remembers what they read and will use that for the quests, unless it's a special book with an orange border around the icon like the bar ledger in Act 2. Transferring camp supplies into the camp chest can be annoying, but I've found that you can kind of exploit it if you take one of your companion's camp supply bag and slip them into the camp chest supply bag which immediately fills up that bag, then drag it into the chest and retrieve the empty one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I already have an infinite inventory mod, I'm not dealing with dogshit design of this game

                the only thing lacking is an autosort/sell trash mod

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >angry snoy getting upset when a game requires clicking things
                Must be hell when you're used to moviegames.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The inventory management is 50% of the game, it's awful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was awful since dos 1

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >befriends a dude with a ear ring
    >ends up having gay sex

    WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to wear earrings in both ears back in my early twenties, in my metalhead phase, and I had sex with approx 60 women in the span of 4-years.
      As soon as I removed the earrings, cut my hair, and got a stable career, I was lucky if I'd pull a chick every 3-4 months.

      Earrings make young women wet. That's the moral of the story.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >compliment npc's cock
    >enter unskippable sex scene
    what is wrong with millennial devs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give npc a quick handy j cuz we're bros
      >he suddenly thinks we're boyfriends
      guys, what the FUCK is wrong with these numales???

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only issue with replayability is how a lot of the alternate solutions/endings for the game are concessions. My first playthrough I went hard and independent. Fuck the emperor, fuck raphael, take everything for myself. In future playthroughs I can simp for the emperor or let raphael take the crown, and that's definitely an alternative ending, but I really didn't get to choose much beyond just letting someone else get part of the win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace Bhaal. Become the ultimate murderhobo. Nobody gets anything. Everyone died. It solve every complaint everyone has with the game.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, you want to have lots of gay sex?
    >Sure
    >Ok, let's go have gay sex then
    >FUCKING GAME SHOEHORNED ME INTO HOMOSEX
    Why are you chuds like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      latent homosexuality
      it's also why so many chuds accuse everyone of pedophilia while posting all day on Ganker about how they want to have sex with xyz underaged actress
      every right wing accusation is a projection and it's ultimately why they can't win any cultural battles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, sweetie, getting arrested for touching kids is to the left what having gay sex in airport toilets was to republicans.
        The rightwingers are just antivaxx boomers who eat every bit of russian propaganda they can find.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >getting arrested for touching kids is to the left
          wrong
          whilst 4chan can only put together shitty collages of drag queens existing
          left wingers can point out that the people being arrested are all right wing
          right wing media outlets do their best to obfuscate this reality but unfortunately you can't hide their names 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >left wingers can point out that the people being arrested are all right wing
            This is how easily manipulated the squid slaves calling themselves "left wing" really are.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me (22f) and my boyfriend (24m) of 4 years, recently got into playing BG3 co-op! And so far it's been a lot of fun! We've been super invested into the story, and I've had a lot of fun discovering the plot and figuring out the gameplay mechanics with him! However, the trouble started as soon as we ran into Shadowheart in the crash region. At first it was just 'oh she's cute' which I didn't really mind, I mean *obviously* she is cute, but lately it has gotten worse and worse. He absolutely refuses to swap her out for another party member, and everytime she says *ANYTHING* he can't seem to help himself but remark with something along the lines of 'awwwwh' or 'she's so cute.'

    I really didn't mind it at first, but lately it's start to become annoying. When we were messing around with the characters underwear (sorry!) he discovered Shadowheart had a 'bush' (which i do *NOT* have) and he couldn't help but comment on how 'well designed' it was. Normally I'd never feel like I'd be in competition with a videogame character, but there was an extended moment of awkward silence where my boyfriend didn't talk while... 'examining' this part of her.. it was humiliating!

    Fast forward a week later to now, he drove over to my apartment to spend the weekend together. When we finally turned it in for the night I was excited to show him something Shadowheart *couldnt* do with him, and he was completely uninterested! He just turned over in the bed and said he was tired, and fell asleep 30 seconds later.

    Now that he's back home, I notice he's offline on steam (ON HIS DAY OFF) and he tells me that he's sick. But after checking his steam page several times, I can see that his hours on BG3 are STILL INCREASING. He's hiding his account in offline mode to spend time with shadowheart without me.

    What do I do? Do I change class to cleric so he can't use her? Do I dye my hair black like her? I've never been in competition with a videogame character before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart is a homewrecking puta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the same thing he's doing, but with Astarion.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Owlbear cub a fighting pet like Shovel or Scratch? Picture unrelated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he just chills there. Also I'm pretty sure if you call in Scratch and he gets killed then he's forever dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he doesn't. He's alive and well at camp. No reason not to use best boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Owlbear fight ingame in one very specific time. That's all I can say without spoiling.

      >They have miserable "subclass" feats
      Divinity is great, don't even.

      Divinity ones are so much better.
      My hope is that Larian realizes that Feats are at points completely useless and adds some more fun ones.
      Like, WHY would you ever pick Weapons Master when you can go 1 level into fighter and get all armor and weapons anyway?
      Not to speak of the fact that select few are actually useful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WHY would you ever pick Weapons Master when you can go 1 level into fighter and get all armor and weapons anyway?
        Weapon master also gives you either 1 STR or 1 DEX right? There are builds which only need the weapon mastery and the stat. I mean you can get prof in hand crossbows with that or weapon prof for your wizard so he can wield the Infernal Rapier.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time you should kill him or tell him to fuck off, but I've heard he xplodes and you get a game over or some shit, think you can just tell him to fuck off though and he'll leave you alone forever.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be rescuing losers from the moonrise prison
    >sync up sleep and burst damage on the scrying eyes
    >yeet the warden and patrolling guard into the void with repelling blast when they come investigate
    fun game

    >be in gauntlet of shar
    >astarion throws a fit to get someone to translate his chinese tattoo
    >guess I have to fight a mob of demons for this buttboy
    >if you don't savescum the overleveled demon fight he makes it your fucking problem and there's no dialog option to call him a retard with no sense of self preservation
    >isn't even thankful if you win the fight
    shit game
    or maybe I just need to dump this annoying twink at the earliest opportunity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion is a selfish bastard that is made for evil characters. Also if you're playing him as rogue, you have to go dual wielding thief or otherwise he won't be doing jack shit in combat.
      His end quest is worth very much though. Assuming you do the most evil route possible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have him kitted out that exact way with some good magic shortswords and shortbow, he's really useful
        Too bad he is retarded. "Selfish evil bastard" doesn't mean you throw your life away at the first opportunity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also if you're playing him as rogue, you have to go dual wielding thief or otherwise he won't be doing jack shit in combat.
        Kek this bro doesn't know how to do stealth combat. I bet you've never even used the disengage function.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur Gate 3 has just proven that a lot of homosexuals and tumblrites are into CRPG's, which I guess we should have already known. They're also all touch starved and very horny, but people who write sexual fanfiction tend to be touch starved, horny, and pretty lonely.

    The developers are just as bad considering the game is mostly sex and romance for some odd reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talking is a risk, in this case a huge risk with no clear upside. The much less risky stealth option is there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talking is a risk, in this case a huge risk with no clear upside. The much less risky stealth option is there.

      You sound like the type of bros who got into gay romance with Sosiel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game is set up so his special combat thing gives a huge advantage in the battle but only if you use it instead of taking what's pretty much the bard option. Are you confident in a charisma-off with some ultra vampire guy?

        They need to unironically add [romance] tags since most players are too autistic to pick up on even the most obvious clues like "spend intimate evening together / show him your feelings" etc.

        Are you saying I can't spend intimate, emotional evenings together with my bros?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a bubbling cauldron full of stew in Joaquin Phoenix's Rest that I always grab. Big ol pot of stew.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for anyone who paid for this game. Not only did they get fucked by Todd, but they're getting fucked by Gale, too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Todd
      Huh?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cut off Gales hand
    >it tries to jerk me off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roll die
    >fail
    >reload my quicksave
    so whats the point of this dice shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's there for people who have actual self control and don't savescum the game on every possible encounter.
      Because sometimes losing can get you very, very, very different results and dialogues.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Losing is never fun in games or irl
        the only exceptions would be something like dwarf fortress which is so janky that it works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, nobody likes to lose. That doesn't mean you should succeed in every thing you do, right? You have inspirations for some of those really important decisions.
          Others, try and beat. Or don't. Makes for a good story and different outcomes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doesnt matter when you party wipe and have to reload anyway. most games like this dont hit the midground of letting you succeed with deleterious outcomes. they usually just kill you so you're forced to try again, and then you keep repeating that until you overcome the obstacle so optimally that you might as well have skipped right past it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience most lost rolls just lead to grug fight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game can't rig things in your favor when shit goes south like a DM can. savescumming makes the game more like real DnD
      Only autistic DMs can run a real game of DnD without making it easy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should just use a cheat engine that makes the dice roll successfully each time. Quicksaving really makes the game simple as you can just reload each time you fail something, but it's still tedious and annoying to do that. Failing a dice roll gives the illusion of failure, but obviously you can easily mitigate it with quicksaving.

      You can roll to do something, fail it, and feel bad about it, but it's just the illusion of failure. If you're a hardcore autistic you can just accept the outcome and keep playing the game without savescumming it, but that's lame to do so. In a real D&D campaign if you fail a dice roll you'd have to just accept the consequences.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spawns from a glory hole
    >name is gay-el
    >allow him into your party
    >HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT MEETING AFTER DARK IN OUR UNDERWEAR WAS GOING TO BE GAY? I NEVER KNEW I ASKED FOR THIS!
    ask your parents, they already know

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to unironically add [romance] tags since most players are too autistic to pick up on even the most obvious clues like "spend intimate evening together / show him your feelings" etc.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The womanbrained writing is very obvious when every single character will hit on you sexually even if you pick neutral dialogue options and don't show interest at all besides just being nice to them
    To make this true to life for male players there should be an Attack option whenever a character flirts with you unprompted

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have Gale on party through the whole game
    >Maximum approval
    >Never hits on me
    >1 shots every boss with the bullshit red skulls spell
    >Blows himself up so nobody turns into a mind flayer
    What a bro, I'll use him in my next playthrough

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought bg3 had instant sex stuff patched out now

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Looking at an image of his former love interest in the middle of the night
    >Describe her as magic itself on every other conversation
    >then asks if you want him to teach you magic in a suggestive way

    It`s not what you would call subtle or even sneaky. As long as one payed attention to his rambling it was obvious he meant he wanted to get creative with his magic wand and by that i mean he wanted to have his magic pole lustered.

    Same with Asterion. Of course sucking the PC`s blood means to suck it from the D. What do you mean the D in vampire hunter D stands for? Daisies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still picked up on this because of the vibes, but like, you have to be a fucking coomer to think a man wants to go straight from looking at a picture of his ex to having sex with your haggard male warlock self insert
      Maybe if gale was straight this would make sense, except if it was female specific it would piss off women who weren't already into him lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I`m just saying it was obvious. He was obviously thinking of sex when the PC approached him. He says he is in love with magic and then offers to do magic together. I mean, it`s pretty easy to catch up and say "you know what, i don`t want to practice "magic" with you, i`m not interested".

        I think all the options that lead to romance are pretty explicit. Karlach literally has one that says "still can`t touch you" which obviously leads to "would you want to?" because how could it not? The dialogues and situations are literally cheap porn tier, stop acting as if the game is tricking people into sexual situations they didn`t mean to trigger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In normal games "practising magic" would lead to something innocent like a perma +1 arcana bonus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is the mind flayer scene really as goofy as it sounds.
          >I am an elderitch abomination beyond your comprehension
          >teehee what are we gonna do on the bed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's fucking ridiculous. He frontloads you with all this "I'm actually a totally normal and chill guy that likes totally normal and chill things.", then you get to go to his old hideout where he shows you his sword and outfit and recipe for his favorite soup and other stupid bullshit like that, then you get a dream where he's lounging next to you shirtless offering you the soup. He tries to fuck you and if you call him a freak he gets butthurt and says he'll just force you to become a mindflayer, which guaranteed his death in my run.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao it gets funnier
              >I am alien worm race who controls minds
              >Maybe I'll offer him some soup
              >dudes get wet for soup

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >works on 99% of players
                Guess the alien worm understands people better than you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He "entices" you with the fact that he's not doing that to you. It alludes to him effectively mind-controlling the noblewoman he was hanging out with, and shows you it as a half-threat, like "See? I could be doing so much worse shit to you. Everything is better if you just play nice and do what I say." Why anyone would want to do anything but drive a blade through his throat or smash his head in with a hammer is beyond me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's always trying to get more emotional leverage over you so it made sense to me in my run but I also didn't go down the road of calling him a freak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's right, it's cheap porn tier, which is kind of jarring when they also want these characters to have development
          Like I said, it's kind of deranged to have this man who got cursed by his ex, a goddess of magic, go straight from talking about her to latching onto you as an object of obvious sexual interest. I picked up on that shit, it's just weird.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All you had to do was bring him pictures of Spiderman anon, you failed him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, hand over the armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that if they actually restore the shitload of possible ending slides, they get JK Simmons to narrate it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be stupid to hear Ketheric narrate what happened to Tav/Durge after her died a full act ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN TIIIIIIIITS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was more than happy to take Eddie Brocks fakes.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is mad that gale insta-gays you
    I'm mad that this fucking power hungry asshole drops the romance for a fucking crown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still convince Gale not to pursue greater power and instead stay with you. Just tell him the man he is, is more than enough.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love bg threads.
    >I whispered sweet little nothings into his ear and he went for my cock bro

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, I dropped a gold piece. Can you pick it up?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bg1: one companion says "HUH, YOU'RE A QUEER FELLOW" to charname
    >bg3: charname says "HUH, YOU'RE A QUEER FELLOW" to every companion
    potpourri

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, I'm super serious. If you don't shove a magical artifact up my ass RIGHT NOW I'll explode and kill everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I can't wait for this to become a reality in vidya

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon, I'm super serious. If you don't shove a magical artifact up my ass RIGHT NOW I'll explode and kill everyone.

        So when i burn piranha plants alive and letting gale die im actually killing trannies
        BASED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only trannies want men to pee in their mouths
          Have you see what white women put in their mouths

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The greeks were clear on this, imitating women is gay.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's the next patch?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gale says he wants to show me a magic trick in his tent at night
    >show up at his tent
    >he's sitting in the corner with a top hat in his lap
    >"Reach into the hat, anon"

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >12 bomb asd soup recipes to pick up your bussyhustlin game

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my trick is it to shove my big dragonborn cock into his mouth until he shuts up

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMO Gale's behavior is the result of an unholy combination of all the companions being playersexual and Gale being written for bodice-ripper-reading roasties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't the companions be bisexual in this case considering their sexuality doesn't revolve around the player? They flirt between each other in banters and some even mention past lovers with women and men alike. It's not like Dragon Age 2 where the characters only lust after Hawke no matter what but won't share any attraction between people of both the opposite and same sex outside of Hawke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playersexual
      gay cope word. made up words to describe made up crap. they all inherently are queer without player interaction

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck is Karlach constantly stuck on 7 stacks of fire damage

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you can choose your pronouns but you can't choose to not be gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corporation enforced homosexuality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are there doujins about this.
        >bro just act gay the ratings will improve
        >just a quick peck on the cheek for this photo shoot
        >Alright now slide your hand down his pants, it's for the music video
        Just slow escalation they can't refuse trying to keep their jobs
        Hot

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting virgins to understand social cues

    alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a MAGE asks you if you want to learn MAGIC
      >sure
      >MAGIC MIKE, BITCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next patch they will add [SEX] next to lines that lead to sex
      And you will still get threads saying WTF GALE TELEPORTED HIS COCK IN MY ASS?!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM NETHERESE ORBS ON YOUR FACE, YEYAH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I explicitly got a "okay I will no longer pursue this" line from Gale in Act 1 and in Act 3 he explicitly told me he loved me and invited me out on a romantic dinner because I found his cat
      I didn't even have high approval with him because I benched him the whole game. Dude is just a rapist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this gaslighting has gotten stale especially after the devs themselves admitted they fucked up

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been turning down every companion, but I set Gale on the self disarticulation path. Just did the fight on top of the castle and went resting. He asked to talk, which I said yes to, and quickly turned him down. Then both sat there and talked about death. I really don't want to romance him, after the rest I take to f him again and there was an option to talk about the previous night, which didn't clear up anything. I kind of want to load before going to bed

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do these companions act on their own? Or do I have to make choices for them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They make their own, but be careful it's misleading. The "slow dance with gale in the moonlight" doesn't end the way you think.hr gets touchy completely out of the blue

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need half-elf goth GF bros!!!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woke game, but entertaining nonetheless

    but why did they not just use a dog bark for Scratch? sounds like a person imitating barking, very annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's onto us, quick kick each other's assholes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean there could he zoomerdogs right. M-maybe that's just some cool kid lingo

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be an asshole in every possible option
    >give an item so he doesnt die from failed checks
    >lusts for my dick for no reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twinks love dominant men

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Just look at how many people lust for the emperor's tentacles

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you romanced anyone in this gay ass game you should have a nice day unironically

    ( i didn't play the game )

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Put facepaint on Minthara and Astarion for a laugh
    >I have long rested twice and the paint is still them

    Did I just fuck myself on this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CLOWN WORLD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This bro thinks a person's face peels completely off like every night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but assuming that they wash it off the same way they wash off the massive bloodstains and grime is completely reasonable...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Put facepaint on Minthara and Astarion for a laugh
      How?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy clown makeup at the circus from the mummy. Also, the fake Jaheria in the bank during the Minsc reveal ALSO had clown paint on for some reason. I wasn't quick enough to take a screenshot

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you fags doing to accidentally have gay sex with Gale?
    The most I ever got was Gale ranting at me because he thought I was romancing him when I picked another character to romance

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That recent mod that lets you see when there are camp events to be done being built into the game probably would have helped with this.
    Never did the initial weave/magic teaching scene in my first playthrough, but the game acted as if it went down the romance path from it. There's probably bugs in the default flags.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most heterosexual wizard

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long is the game? I'm doing a Warlock playthrough atm and also intend to play with my gf when we both have a grip on the games flow. I just cleared the goblin leaders, now I have to get to Moonrise Towers.

    Had to savescum a few times from accidentally walking into dialogues that railroad into fights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're like 20-25% of the way in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, nice, I'll experiment a bit more then. I love the size and scope of the game but there's a lot of RNG related stuff that slows the pace of the game significantly solo, let alone playing with someone else. Thanks, Anon.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder:
    >WASD movement mod
    >Camera enhanced mod
    Game is now officially, the greatest game ever made.

    Boggles my mind how this wasn't in the base game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing it needs now is a clickable minimap and I might as well be playing runescape.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the world's ready for that sort of greatness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it’s so fucking weird that WASD isn’t in the game while they already developed full-character movement for gamepad support.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've never even thought about that, what the hell

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comply with ESG score BlackRock or be voted against. Diversification prevents unionization.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amulet's humming. must be a CRITICAL STRIKE around here

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP try not to be a gay challenge

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You knew what you were getting into by choosing to play a chudgame, anon.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the hell do I destroy all four THAT fast?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you solve the puzzle on the roof and just walk out with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you literally disarm the trap if you failed to figure out the baby easy puzzle to get the crest

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >save the grove, dodge his gay sex invitation at the victory party
    >a few days later, dodge his sneaky homosexual rendezvous after he says that he wants to show me a magic trick
    >think I’m in the clear and no more gay shit happens with Gale
    >right before I head to Moonrise Towers after killing Balth, Gale summons me with a wizard hologram saying that he’s worried about something
    >mfw my character looks at Gale sitting on a picnic cloth, smiles warmly, and sits down right next to him while their hands are crossed and heads are barely touching
    I fucking laughed. Bravo, Larian. I can’t beat being gay with Gayle in this game if you’re friendly with him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ever being friendly with a gay
      That's your problem right there. Spit in their mouths, they hate that. And never manhandled them...and...never tease them about being short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>mfw my character looks at Gale sitting on a picnic cloth, smiles warmly, and sits down right next to him while their hands are crossed and heads are barely touching
      You still don't sleep with him if you did romance Gale, you would.

      ?si=5YbIOW6shUyoUZ7D&t=227

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually felt bad at the final rejection. He is contemplating imminent suicide, makes a desperate confession, my guy says "No thanks it's shart for me" and leaves him alone with his crippling feelings of sadness.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So many don't realize that if you stay with Gale that it won't lead to any sex scene unless you romanced him up to that point.
        Friendship:https://youtu.be/8zlGVPhQnZY?si=JVDNYMs4FOQUbjov&t=276
        Romance:https://youtu.be/8_BxtCivrGo?si=5YbIOW6shUyoUZ7D&t=227

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I think the problem with your "reasoning" here is that scene where he's fucking with the Weave. If you don't nope out immediately you are forced into the romance route.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. You can go all the way through the scene and reject romance at the end. Fucking retarded gay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He confessed his love and it was either yes or no. You're a stupid moron making assumptions and denying my experience because of some ridiculous and misplaced sense of ego and headcanon.

              Have you not played after the update? As seen here[...]

              No I played that part weeks ago because it's in the fucking earlygame.

              Was I supposed to restart the entire game when they patched it? Fuck off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As if you really played the game and aren't jumping on the bandwagon without knowing any better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're telling yourself I haven't even played the game? Holy shit cope harder hahaha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why make a complaint about something that's long since been addressed? Sounds like a you problem if that's truly the case.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you not played after the update? As seen here

            I swear you guys intentionally go out of your way to get outraged.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say something nice about my wife Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's decent in battle but that's it.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why won't shart have sex with me until the end of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a slow burn, same case for Gale as well despite what people here will have you believe. Only Minthara, Lae'zel, and Astarion will sleep with you as soon as possible. Shadowheart won't until the beginning of Act 3. Gale likewise won't until the later part of Act 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >based human romance VS disgusting alien freaks cavorting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >based human romance
          But Shadowheart is a Half Elf?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes and thus, half human. why are you scrabbling for a contradiction? do you have autism?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well you said based human romance. Sure I might be talking semantics. But I think your comparison would've better fit if she were just human, no?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah good luck with that autism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy your partial Elf offspring.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play something else. Every thread as of late has been Baldur's Gate 3 is GAY and Starfield is GAY and Armored Core 6 is GOOD.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heard that shart gets depressed and clingy if you romanced her and her parents die, is that actually true

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post gale sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=lsrHJuELhdZE3rUw&t=66

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked my arm up recent, and using a mouse is damn near impossible. Is this game playable with a controller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch a few let's plays it's the same thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just watch a few let's plays it's the same thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            elaborate

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Menace II Society

    A bunch of gays mad and trying to gaslight people saying that one of the only straight character and companion in the game is becoming a Horny gay for a unknown reasons which the devs then said it was a bug still the gays are mad lay off the Poppers and take some chill pill retards

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