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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are nintendo fans acting like Dread is the greatest game ever made?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honeymoon period of a good but flawed game riding off the hype of 19 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not. But it's good, and by this point any hopes for a Fusion sequel had died out a decade ago. Just feels good to be here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game that's lived in people's minds for a very long time in multiple ways.
      1) The general concept of "Metroid 5", a new 2D Metroid that would move the series past Fusion and would be a new, updated Metroid game for a modern age.
      2) The specific title Metroid Dread, whatever that would entail, because the name has come up and been dropped so many times.

      That it finally happened and it mostly delivered on the expectations you would have for a game you were waiting for for 20 years has people very excited. It feels like a true rebirth for the series. Also, recency bias always plays a part to some degree. Personally, I think it has a very good chance to be my GoTY but I dunno if it's my favorite Metroid. Still figuring it out.

      I played all 3 Metroid Primes and don't remember a single thing of what they were about.

      I remember chozo pirate Black folk and in Prime 2 Samus homie version

      That's it

      They were about phazon.

      How thick are Samus' feather pubes?

      Only Sakamoto knows.

      Best way to emulate this? I did some brief glancing but couldn’t find a torrent

      No idea.

      If i neg Samus will she sleep with me?

      No, Raven Beak tried, it didn't work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The soi makes them do it. It's like an irl x-parasite that mind controls homosexuals into buying anything nintendo and shrieking about it being the best thing ever...until the next product comes along.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun. New lore is cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's an undeniable honeymoon phase but it's still probably my new favorite 2D Metroid even when looking past that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Fusion and Samus Returns which is all I could have asked for.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played all 3 Metroid Primes and don't remember a single thing of what they were about.

    I remember chozo pirate Black folk and in Prime 2 Samus homie version

    That's it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How thick are Samus' feather pubes?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to emulate this? I did some brief glancing but couldn’t find a torrent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best way to emulate this? I did some brief glancing but couldn’t find a torrent

      It's the Goldeneye of the Gamecube, impressive for it's time but with terribly outdated gameplay. But hey, if you want really simple FPS combat against crummy enemies then go ahead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fetch me the pails of water boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's this a reference to?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he missed waterposting
            Should have been looking for metroid creatures

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather gather pokemon creatures

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://fitgirl-repacks.site/metroid-dread/

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If i neg Samus will she sleep with me?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Under what circumstances would Samus kneel and frick Raven Beak?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only Sakamoto knows. But if I had to guess, he probably blew it when he killed all the chozo that raised her.

      Why cant metroid crawl.

      Did you try using phazon?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why cant metroid crawl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would negate the usefulness of morph ball.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you pee sitting down or standing up?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they make a good Metroid game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's they?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any way to emulate this series to use a regular controller?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Prime games?
      The first two are GC games so you just map the buttons accordingly, for 3 though it's obviously an issue. The solution is to just download Primehack and play the entire series on Keyboard and Mouse.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Metroid gays pretend like your pic related is good when it is in fact shit?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal exactly with the Space Pirates? They seem to be a unified, highly centralized nation with clear command structures, industrial and scientific outputs, and the capability to produce and field weaponry more advanced than the Federation, but we've never been given a name beyond "Space Pirates". Why are they called Space Pirates? What's their actual, official name in their own tongue? Who's the founding species? What's their cause? Who rules them? Pretty much anything you can share would be appreciated.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would prime look on a modern tv if I bought a Gamecube to play it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to play this for the first time, what can I expect?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A very good game that's pretty slow and has a lot of backtracking.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Metroid 6 and Metroid Prime 4 release date?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metroid 6 is unannounced, Metroid Prime 4 is still in development and doesn't have a release date yet.

      Okay, where is he?

      In your heart.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, where is he?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was trilogy never released in japan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Prime 1 and Prime 2 were released in Japan under the New Play Control!! series. Rather than release them as standalone titles, they bundled them with Prime 3 into the Trilogy version outside Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got Wii de Asobu/New Play Control releases. We ended up getting a bundle of those two and Prime 3 probably because of New Play Control's pretty shit sales.
      Weird because you think Nintendo would release Trilogy there to tempt Japanese gamers to finally give the series a spin

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am not enjoying metroid dread that much, i really loved super metroid back when i played it (around the 360/ps3 era iirrc)

    Recommend me another metroid cause dread is boring as af, already played and finished the first prime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try AM2R

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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