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    GameCrush.com is down after over 10,000 horny gamers tried to sign up in first five minutes Weep for the future of humanity.

    Last week, we brought you the story of Gamecrush.com — a new online ‘dating’ service that lets you play video games with attractive females in exchange for cold, hard cash. The website, which launched last Tuesday, is basically an escort service that substitutes Halo for sex. For the princely sum of US$41.70 an hour, you get to choose a lady from Gamecrush’s roster of buxom ‘PlayDates’ and proceed to pwn her in the Xbox 360 game of your choice (currently, the service supports Modern Warfare 2, Gears of War 2, GTA IV and Halo 3). After each session, players can rate ‘PlayDates’ on their hotness, skill, and flirtiness — with…

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    10 ways to instantly end your streaming career To end—or ignite??—your streaming career, you need to get naked, say naughty words, lie, and cheat.

    November 9, 2019

    The game journo echo chamber: suppressing dissent and vilifying gamers Apart from a few comments sections, gamers are often defenseless to the torrent of accusations against them by ivory tower weirdos.

    October 11, 2016
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    Blizzard bans 59,000 World of Warcraft accounts 22 million gold also removed from the economy.

    A Blizzard community manager confirmed today that the developer banned approximately 59,000 WOW accounts during June for direct violations of the World of Warcraft Terms of Use policy, which includes the use of third-party gold and item-farming hacks. WorldOfWarcraft.com also reports that 22 million in ill-gotten gold was removed from the game’s economy. The community manager stated that the company “regrets having to take such extreme action,” but stressed that the gold and item farming was affecting “the achievements of those who play legitimately.” Full statement: As part of our efforts to eliminate cheating from World of Warcraft, we recently banned approximately 59,000 World of Warcraft accounts in the month of…

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    10 anti-gravity racing games like WipEout and F-Zero While futuristic anti-gravity racing games aren't extremely popular these days, there are still a few good titles that you might have overlooked.

    September 26, 2020
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    Youtuber banned after hilarious murder—of female video game character Viral RDR2 video of feminist pixels being fed to alligator pixels was too much for YouTube in latest fiasco.

    November 8, 2018

    Why Final Fantasy 7 is (still) unstoppable 25 years since its release, the cultural phenomenon is still generating headlines.

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  • gta8

    ‘Hot Coffee’ mod reveals GTA: San Andreas contains hidden sex games A mod unlocks sex content that was coded into the original game but remained inactive. We have the pics! UPDATE: LA district attorney sues Rockstar and Take-Two.

    Yes, it’s big news – all over the Internet, news services and even newspapers – there’s hidden sex games in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! Owners of the GTA San Andreas PC game have access to an unexpected bonus with the recent release of the Hot Coffee modification. The Hot Coffee mod unlocks sex content that was coded into the original game but remained inactive in the final release because of the obvious classification implications. Or so the theory goes… Take-2 don’t feel obliged to comment on the activities of the modding community, but they might find themselves in bit of trouble if the claims of 36 years old Dutchman…

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    November 30, 2020

    Top 10 licensed songs in gaming There are times when the use of a licensed piece of music is so perfect that it elevates the gaming experience to a new level.

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    Arming the citizens of GTA V leads to absolute chaos Modders have patched in the 'Crazy Peds' cheat from San Andreas.

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