Autistic asseveration

Did you realize that the newest trailer never showed the female protagonist riding the two-wheeled Pokemon motorcycle aka Miraidon?
She was riding Koraidon, the all fours easy-to-use Pokemon motorcycle, all the time.
Is Gamefreak aware of the dangers on the road when a woman drives or did they expect to get cancelled on Twitter in order to get free advertising (most likely not for this reason)?
Oddly enough, nobody on twitter noticed that hint as though there weren't literal schizos around there ready to point out the least detail.

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care. Didn’t ask + you’ll buy it anyway.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. Meds.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm aware the fact that they made the female protagonist ride Miraidon on official fanarts, but only a few people actually see them.
    Most people only watch the trailer and start to complain afterwards

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Artists drawing a pose from a movie they never watched that was made before they were born.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think the artist probably has found time to watch Akira, it's pretty famous

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds to me like you're jealous you can't draw. Damn shame.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      seethe Akiralet

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't put the female on Miraidon because, realistically, she'd be cumming left and right. There's a reason girls like guys with motorcycles, and it's not because they think they're badasses (contrary to what we say) - it's because the vibrations from the bike's motor make it very, very easy to hands-free orgasm without anyone noticing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is a fact, and only bitches will deny it out of shame.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why not just get a dog?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs are dirty and mean you are a bestiality fucker, a machine is relatively guilt free.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Much rather have the sybian on wheels, thank you. Much less of a mess, and it comes with a simp who will get you anything you want.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          kys whore

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're saying that as if she doesn't have a vibrate function

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      L O N D O N

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't put the female on Miraidon because, realistically, Miraidon needs to feel a male bulge wagging back and forth, left and right over her back in order to warm up her engine. There's no way a female will be able to fill Miraidon's fuel hole with man's fuel.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I hate womemes

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense.
    Women love horses, so an animalistic mount like Koraidon is the choice for women.
    Men love cars, so a vehicular mount like Miraidon is the choice for men.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Horses don't have access to go on the road, motorcycles yes. That's still sexist, Gamefreak is sexist.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Horses don't have access to go on the road
        I don't know how it is where you're from, but the town where I live, some people do still ride horses.
        There's this one white woman who rides a horse everywhere she goes. I've literally seen her go though a McDonald's drive through on her horse.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You can drive whatever you have on the countryside. Some things are forbidden, but nobody obey the law and cops give a shit.
          Cities are another story.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Cities are another story.
            Actually, they aren't. Horses are still legal to ride in all mainland states, but they're expected to obey all traffic laws (stop and go on the appropriate lights, obey all signs, yield to pedestrians, no going up one-way streets, etc). The only reason you don't see more of them is because they're obsolete and difficult to maintain - you don't have to feed, groom, and clean up after a car or provide it with places where it can run around for regular exercise; likewise, a soccer mom isn't taking her 12 kids to their various extracurricular activities by cramming them all onto ponies. But if you showed up on the streets riding a horse, no cop is going to stop you (other than maybe to take a picture) - there are even still signs around my city that explicitly state anyone riding a horse has to use the tunnel to cross our local river and not the bridge - and we're the bustling capital of our state.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I can understand horses being ridden over normal roads, but...
              Can horses go on high-speed highways where you live?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing that says they can't, and we still have a mounted police unit in addition to the other, more modern branches. Horses are still used daily around the Capital Hill area, at the heart of downtown, and all along the freedom trail area.

                >I don't know how it is where you're from, but the town where I live, some people do still ride horses.
                I hate cars so I find this extremely based.

                [...]
                What state are you in? I always assumed riding horses in cities would be an issue because they shit everywhere, and also because you need someplace to hitch them when you go into a convenience store.

                >What state are you in?
                Massachusetts. So yeah, I'm a MassHole.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I live near Boston and at least within my particular suburb I don't think I've ever seen one on the street.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Try heading down towards Quincy Market, Haymarket, The Common, or City Hall. Saugus and Lynn had tons of horse stables up until about 15 years ago, and the race track and surrounding stables and training grounds only disappeared from the Suffolk Downs area as recently as 5 years ago.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know how it is where you're from, but the town where I live, some people do still ride horses.
          I hate cars so I find this extremely based.

          >Cities are another story.
          Actually, they aren't. Horses are still legal to ride in all mainland states, but they're expected to obey all traffic laws (stop and go on the appropriate lights, obey all signs, yield to pedestrians, no going up one-way streets, etc). The only reason you don't see more of them is because they're obsolete and difficult to maintain - you don't have to feed, groom, and clean up after a car or provide it with places where it can run around for regular exercise; likewise, a soccer mom isn't taking her 12 kids to their various extracurricular activities by cramming them all onto ponies. But if you showed up on the streets riding a horse, no cop is going to stop you (other than maybe to take a picture) - there are even still signs around my city that explicitly state anyone riding a horse has to use the tunnel to cross our local river and not the bridge - and we're the bustling capital of our state.

          What state are you in? I always assumed riding horses in cities would be an issue because they shit everywhere, and also because you need someplace to hitch them when you go into a convenience store.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    True, I noticed.
    Women should not have contact with anything good.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like the US is still the Wild West when it comes to public traffic laws. Here they wouldn't let you go or probably you will be asked for an unique driving license arguing that horses, unlike vehicles, are sentient beings who might cause an accident if they get distressed.
    Personally I would like to own a horse, specifically a mare because I heard that they are useful not only to move from one point to another, but you can have fun in other ways.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >arguing that horses, unlike vehicles, are sentient beings who might cause an accident if they get distressed.
      Did they also outlaw self-driving cars?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Self driving cars aren't sentient yet

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The real reason is that a lot of American laws haven't been updated in centuries, so nothing was ever modified to outlaw using horses when everyone switched over to automobiles; as far as the legislation is concerned, horses are still a valid mode of transportation. There's a bazilion other outdated laws still on the books as well, and they can be pretty insane; police generally don't enforce them, though.
      Another fun fact: It's also perfectly legal to drive a tank or armored military vehicle around like a normal car in the US - provided you have a license appropriate for operating a vehicle of that size class, and provided you don't fire the weapons (and if you DO fire the weapon, you need to have proper government certification to do so and can't be damaging public property with it - firing into a forest or open desert range is perfectly fine with the proper documentation).

      Self driving cars aren't sentient yet

      That's what you think

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Another fun fact: It's also perfectly legal to drive a tank or armored military vehicle around like a normal car in the US - provided you have a license appropriate for operating a vehicle of that size class, and provided you don't fire the weapons (and if you DO fire the weapon, you need to have proper government certification to do so and can't be damaging public property with it - firing into a forest or open desert range is perfectly fine with the proper documentation).
        Okay, but that's actually based.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You can also own a Minigun if its an original model made during the Vietnam War era and have $0,5M to pay for one, or a personal flame-thrower if you live in a place that's acknowledged to be periodically infested by KillerBees

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I thought flamethrowers were unregulated.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OP confirmed for Saudi Arabian

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Akira is shit because it is anime

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something a goon would say.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      careful, mods might ban you because le anime website!!!!

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't afraid of no weeb mods.
    I'm resetting my IP right now

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