Back in the day, I really wanted to have sex with Bastila Shan

Back in the day, I really wanted to have sex with Bastila Shan

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you want it any more? Too young for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose I still do. I'll admit that I developed wandering eyes for my own character in KotOR 2, but Bastila was definitely my first waifu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want Mission.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      being a teenager is craving Bastila.
      being an adult is knowing that Mission is the best girl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing about mission is hearing her beg zalbaar not to kill her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather frick the cat, I can't stand b***hy women.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bastila was only good for bullying. Yuthura was where it was at.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is bastila one of the earliest tsunderes?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it's a really well-written romance story, at least for a good Jedi.
    I've seen some people shitting on it, so maybe it's just nostalgia, but at the time I thought it was legitately good.
    It could have also been that comparison with the shitty prequels that made it seem better than it was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen some people shitting on it
      People here would shit on a blowjob if they caught wind of redditors enjoying blowjobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I still think it's a really well-written romance story, at least for a good Jedi.
      Kind of sucks that this love story is basically about how Revan was brain-washed by the jedi to be Bastilla's personal dildo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brain-washed by the jedi to be Bastilla's personal dildo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too. Bastila was one of my first video game waifus along with Lara Croft and Elora.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lekku sucking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Visas Marr, my beloved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow what a homosexual

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but Kreia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but Brianna

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Echani women are whorish by nature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coombrain option, Mical is the superior choice as far as companions go

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mical's boring as hell and doesn't have a vegana

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mical
            >trained enough to survive the dangers of the Jedi Enclave's sublevel alone
            >gives you loads of interesting trivia about the state of the Galaxy
            >manages to hide his true identity from the whole crue until the end of the journey
            >literally the only person in the whole game bar Kreia who has a clue about what the frick is going on in the Galaxy
            >sees through Kreia's bullshit
            >goes on to become a Jedi Council member and famous historian
            Brianna
            >uhm I'm wet for Jesus and I can also fight naked and teach him some moves
            >I kinda want to become a Jedi but what would Atris think
            >also I hate Visas lmao

            >Mical
            as far as dudes go Atton is far superior

            Agreed, Atton is probably the best companion out there by and large.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I can also fight naked
              based

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                coom coom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's right.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I never even met Mical because I played a male Exile. It seemed to me he just looked like a Ken doll for players to romance.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I could watch a holovid or talk to a Droid if I want to know facts.
              >becomes Jedi librarian
              Great anon, so he becomes another Atris due to his crippling case of can't score.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mical
          as far as dudes go Atton is far superior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician.
        Platinum hair does things to me.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is women now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every character is that madtv woman that looks like the mars scene in total recall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >feel old yet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The feeling that I've lived too long and was meant to die young is inescapable

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish kotor1 had a real darkside playthrough where bastila was dark the entire time trying to bring you back over from the light. the game just pushed way to hard to make you lightside.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    balls

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