Bad game design

This shit in Croc - Legend of the Gobbos.
Here a 8 blocks. You can only destroy one and you have to destroy the one with the Gobbo inside. There are no hints whatsoever about which one is correct and if you destroy the wrong one you will have to replay the whole level.
What were they thinking?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What were they thinking?
    "How do we keep kids from beating it in a weekend from Blockbuster snd not buying it?"

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, at long last, Croc has been debunked

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can ground pound and move laterally, you didn't figure this out in the first level? Why is every croc hater a massive shitter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You levitate for a few seconds. You're just bad.

      Literally, unironically a skill issue. You stand near the edge of the box, stomp while making sure not to hold the button on the second press, press forward to grab the edge of the next box, pull yourself up and repeat. Stop being bad at games.

      I figured it out when I was 8. What an embarrassing post.

      [...]

      [...]
      This happens all the time on /vr/, nothing to get so worked up again. People like OP just need to STFU and get good.

      "Being good at Croc" is not a life skill to be proud of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        the entire point of old action games is to get good, if you find no enjoyment in that stick to minecraft or whatever it is zoom zooms are playing these days

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the entire point of old action games is to get good
          Only if they are good games. Otherwise, they don't deserve the effort.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Minecraft
          But anon, Minecraft is now over 10 years old since it got shilled here first

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not, but being that bad at it is definitely something to be ashamed of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it is

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It works in exactly the same way as the bridge of boxes over a pit in literally level 1 of Crash Bandicoot FFS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. You don't bounce back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You levitate for a few seconds. You're just bad.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to destroy the one with the Gobbo inside
    says who?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, unironically a skill issue. You stand near the edge of the box, stomp while making sure not to hold the button on the second press, press forward to grab the edge of the next box, pull yourself up and repeat. Stop being bad at games.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the sole remainder of this once being intended to be a Yoshi's Island sequel are those Mario-esque questionmark boxes

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I figured it out when I was 8. What an embarrassing post.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Never seen OP getting his ass blasted so hard before, cheers.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    This anon is definitely OP, setting up a bullshit thread so he can post an epic btfo of himself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If true I forgive and congratulate him for the setup and punchline anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you go out of your way to try to ruin a dumb fun thread? redditor "i am le so smart" mentality frick you homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's the op and is mad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this anon is op and he's butthurt he got found out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh, nobody just happens to have highly specific footage of themselves playing fricking Croc in a specific area just to btfo someone.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Speedrunners don't exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I recorded it yesterday when i saw this thread after two of my replies were ignored. I have a 45% completed save so I loaded it up and went back to 1-4. The gay insisting I'm the OP is actually the OP damage controlling after being BTFO. He's a dedicated croc hater (those actually exist.) They're mad N64 fans who picked Croc as a game to be jealous over instead of anything else.

          I think it stems back to a thread about Croc having the first modern dual stick implementation like 5 years ago. So they've been mad for 5 years. It's Croc kids, don't get obsessed over it. The best thing about it is it's a straight forward platformer with minimal bloat and nice music, it's not a great game by any measurement.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 hours past OP's post.
        I played Croc in a rental as a kid but I remember this part and I want to say someone who has actually played the game before could probably get there in that time especially if they're like the one Croc fan in the world seeing their game getting called out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The post times between each post are 30 seconds to 1 minute apart so the answer is yes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is no masterpiece, but your example is shit.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Crocbros.... We frickin' won.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >voreshit as a marketing strat
      I doubt there was ever a chance for you sickos to be normal...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >N
      Nario?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can only destroy one
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

    No

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Nice, anon, but are you able to get the final Gobbo in Glacier Island 2:2?
    >World 2 Level 2 'Be Wheely Careful'

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    https://i.imgur.com/5ShqQIm.png

    This shit in Croc - Legend of the Gobbos.
    Here a 8 blocks. You can only destroy one and you have to destroy the one with the Gobbo inside. There are no hints whatsoever about which one is correct and if you destroy the wrong one you will have to replay the whole level.
    What were they thinking?

    Samegay.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    As a Gobbo I want you to know that you are held in great esteem by our people.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    This happens all the time on /vr/, nothing to get so worked up again. People like OP just need to STFU and get good.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is pure jank shit to begin with, pitched as a yoshi game but turned down for obvious reasons.
    Didnt stop them from releasing it anyway only to make children cry once they popped that cd in their ps1/saturn and realised what a massive turd they got for christmas.

    Nostalgia is the only reason people still talk about this bullshit excuse for a game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can anyone have nostalgia for it if every child who got it cried at the recognition of how shit it supposedly was?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stockholm Syndrome

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you didn't like it, you just tricked yourself into thinking you like it, and I know because I don't like it
          sure ok bud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How sore are your holes after yesterday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was honestly a pretty decent game. Not great, as it and it's sequel are really held back by their controls, but they are perfectly enjoyable games with interesting levels despite this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can't be understated just how much charm was added by the soundtrack, though. Even if you absolutely must shit on the game, in all good faith you can't deny that the soundtrack is wonderful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Croc is a solid game. I actually liked it more than Mario 64 or Crash Bandicoot at the time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A 3D Yoshi game for N64 could have been really good what a missed opportunity.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I kneel, king

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      Completely and unequivocally based.

      It's time to stop samegayging. Post the screencap on r/Ganker already and move on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can one man be this upset at Croc?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          /vr/ has a complicated history with croc.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Completely and unequivocally based.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Honestly thought I was on Ganker seeing a blow out this massive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you might as well be for the amount of samehomosexualry going on in this thread

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    That's exactly what I used to do! I thought this was common knowledge. Zoomies on suicide watch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Here's how OP got owned for the wannabe Croc chads: Holding X on the ground pound pushes you through everything below you, while just pressing it and letting go has you hover over whatever you break, letting you readjust without falling accordingly if necessary. For all of the game's inherent issues, I can appreciate Argonaut trying their best to make it work anyway. It's the best execution of tank controls in any platformer, and I personally like how intricate the air control is for tighter platforming.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    It was a different level but I did this right up yesterday, OP utterly destroyed

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    but this was what evyerbody who has Croc back then did.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill Issue

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    It was a different breed of gamer back i my day, yheap *siip*

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    You can tell this was intentional because the animation shows a individual step for each pace and not a whole step for one platform

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love me some Croc, it was one of the very first video games I've ever played actually, possibly even the first one

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bad game

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