Baha Baha

So I just figured out something big.

You know how DND is about these two dragons named Bahamut and Tiamat fighting each other? They're the D in Dragons? So... what if it was all wrong?

What if instead of BahaMUT fighting (can't have any mutts), it was the Baha MEN? Imagine that... make a DND world out of Baha MEN v. Tiamat?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're on to something.
    I don't know what, but it's something.

    >(can't have any mutts)
    Someone has to let them out.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they armed with Baha blasters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isekai campaign where some hood bros have to defeat the evil demon lord when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A ritual meant to stop Tiamat by summoning Bahamut goes awry and accidentally summons the Baha Men instead. Unable to return to earth until the dragon is defeated, the washed-up one-hit-wonders must set out to complete an impossible task. Can three mid-level bards defeat a CR30 dragon god?

      It couldn't be worse than whatever that new D&D movie ends up being

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Hua ha ha ahaha!" cackles the lich, as six skeletons pin down Dyson Knight. He struggles to fend them off with a one-handed mace that Rik Carey had INSISTED would be as easy to handle as a microphone, still not used to the heavy armor he'd been gifted. The lich draws near, his hand glowing green with some unholy spell to rend the baha man's soul from his body.
        "So this is all the supposed bahamut-men can muster. I DARE you, fool: see if you can 'move it' like this!"
        But just before his hand penetrates Knight's chest, a voice rings out behind them.
        >No, it looks like he can't.
        The lich turns. Who-? When did he get there!?
        Leroy "Breaka" Butler stands holding the phylactory in his outstretched arm.
        >But I can shake it like that.
        He lifts the glass vessel high above his head, and smashes it into the ground. The lich's familiars burn away into ash, and he howls as dissolves into dust.
        "CURSE YOU BAHAMUT-MEN, CUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!"
        Rik Carey, bleeding out and barely breathing, accepts a sip of potion from Knight's flask. He whispers in a faint voice,
        >Looks like he won't ever let his dogs out agai-
        Everyone groans loudly before he can finish his thought.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is not how phylacteries work, nogames.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            D&D is not a game.
            It's a "lifestyle product"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on, Anon, seeing Black skin and immediately going to "hood" is both lazy and boring. They're Caribbean, not hood. That's a whole different culture you can adapt and play with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you don't know this but Caribbean juice can be just as good

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Not Disturb is more of an adult party game, than something about silly fictional dragons fighting each other.
    I guess you could play Baha Men as background music during the game, if you had such shit taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck do you keep spamming this post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm hoping this memetic bannerman at least barges into the drawthreads and adjacent isekai themed threads. There have been "Music as magic" settings before but the idea of 3 mid Bards taking on Japanese light novel fantasy overfiends has that KonoSuba ring to it. I can respect someone biding their time and not shitting up the catalog and avoiding namefagging just to build into the sprawling divergence that is this released dog hallucination. If the motives are pure and not forced meme reddit gold bait then the collective unconscious will fuel this fever dream.

        TLDR - If Time Wizards can happen so can this just don't kill "real" threads to do so.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not spamming shit.
        DND stands for Do Not Disturb, and I'm reminding retarded gays about this fact.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You must be extremely autistic and either trying to force a bad meme or stomping your feet and pissing your pants

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People use D&D and DnD interchangeably. Get over it, and fuck your stupid forced meme.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only subhumans do that. Get over yourself and stop being a lazy gay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're completely cracked. I hope you get help and meds

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I have no idea how to respond to that, but I want to sincererly urge you to keep going

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with this guy. Speechless but intrigued.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you?

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