Not playing your gay chud game.
https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/08/normal-mens-physiological-response-to-seeing-two-men-kissing-same-as-seeing-rotting-flesh-and-maggots/
As you can see fags very literally disgust normal people. And this cannot be changed. We cannot help it. You cannot stop it. We shall always be disgusted by you.
It may not be fair but its reality. gays and trannies make me wanna fuckin wretch.
So im not playing your disgusting gross nasty as fuck gay chud game.
i've missed a fuckton on +90% hit rolls on this game, a uncanny amount. It feels like the numbers are tuned differently behind the scenes, i make really low number rolls on everything. Plus remember there is no such thing as computer simulated real rng
10% to miss means on average you hit 9 times and then miss once. That means you miss a 90% attack almost every fight. You notice those more giving you a biased picture.
Baldur's gate 3 is horrendous! >Game creator prioritizes black traits and facial structures >Game has default pronouns set to they/them but you can change them back to normal >turn based combat (it's just that bad) >The voice acting is impecable, you can notice most of them are black >All mini bosses have variants of the same golden and gray armor and they want to kill you on sight >Everytime they kill you they say "such inferior being, horse will love thy meat" >All major boses are female, you would avoid dozens of tiny enemies and then a stronger female boss will appear >there's an unskipable gender bending quest in which you and your party switches genders until you finish it and it's necessary to beat the game >Final boss is a chud who turns out to be the hero and the white king from the first kingdom is the real villain and the real final boss. >There's a reference to Ukraine War (it's very subtle) >One NPC references to gamergate >you achieve completion in less than 10 hours >NG+ barely changes the difficulty >NG++ locked behind a paywall >When you get the option to customize your character and even change generds an NPC will say "I'm glad you are proud of who you really are" >There's a paint job for every LGBTQ+ flag and they are all free and ate already unlocked. >at the end of the world there's a cave in which there's a black lives matter mural. >Nearby there's an upgrades cache that will give you a special item called "Civil dream sword" (references to civil rights movement) >The merchants will often mention of how there's always "evil beings" stealing the lighting of more deserving people (probably a reference to how morons believe that Edison stole a black man's invention when he made the lightbulb despite this not being true) >There's a Chadwick Bozeman reference, in an ancient scroll that tells the story of a warrior that was "as fierce as a panther"
There's lots of other shit the devs crammed in there just to tell that they hate their audience
>there's an unskipable gender bending quest in which you and your party switches genders until you finish it and it's necessary to beat the game
would be kino
Because you have to design something that flows well with 4 directional (when menuing) controller, and put more information on the same screen because you can't have multiple movable easy access windows like you could on PC. The rest is just lazy copypasting.
Karmic dice is the worst thing ever implemented in a game
What's the difference between a normal create-a-character and Dark Urge?
Dark urge has a storyline and gets more dialogue with existent characters because he is heavily intertwined with the plot
Without spoiling much, some people will remember you from before you lost your memory, let's leave it at that
>19 str instead of 20 (odd numbers dont give anything >8 charisma (the lowest it can go in bg3) on a fucking paladin >8 charisma when it is by far single best ability in the entire game, like nothing is even remotely close to the impact charisma has in a playthrough >15 dex (odd numbers dont give anything..) >15 con (see above) >sword and board instead of just 2 handing a weapon for max divine smite damage, an extra 2 ac is not worth the trade off at all >console player
>DURRRR WHY AM I MISSING?
lmao, these are the kind of fucking mongaloids that complain about not being able to hit anything. you probably dont even know what advantage / disadvantage is despite being probably somewhere in the region of 30-40 hours in based on your level
its literally their main 2nd ability you fucking mouth breathing retard. make more threads about how the game is shit with how you keep missing attacks without understanding any of the underlying mechanics.
having charisma 2nd main stat woulnd't change the fact i'm missing most 91% hit chances with 0 disadvantages. What's you endgame on moving goalposts? Are you a shill? Stop abusing charisma in rpg's only because you such cock irl
90% isnt 100% you gay also if youre str is 20 you will miss less. Instead its at 19 because youre fucking retarded and miss because god hates retards. Fix your stats and stop being a console-morongay.
You don´t have the Dark Urge storyline, thats about it. Arguably the least personalized run you can have, but still decent because you generally end up going for your background/class dialogue options.
I'd be so over this shit as a dev that I'd just fudge any roll above a certain percentage in my games. Like, if the hit chance is over 80%, just always make it connect to stop whining retards.
80% is nowhere near a guarantee, that's a 1 in 5 chance to miss or in other words it's a BIG CHANCE TO MISS for you retards. The closer you get to 100 the bigger each percentage means, improving your odds from 90% to 95% doubles your hit chance.
But average Ganker tard sees 80% and thinks he's entitled to a hit every single time, it's beyond me how many people think this is an acceptable thing to expect.
People are too used to crit chance stat that often feels like critting all the time the moment you get like 40-50%. Having a mix of white and yellow (crit) numbers feels less punishing than some outright MISS messages. Of course it changes once again in some games that let you stack like 1000% critical damage, and normal hits basically become misses.
So you want the system they used in Mario and Rabbits? The kiddy x-com game, it's actually pretty great so works for me. You'll only have to deal with 0,50 and 100% to hit.
>91 percent is not 100 percent
Perplexxed by not grasping mathematics OP stopped being a gay for a second, wrote this post and then proceeded to be a gay
>91 universes where i could have landed the hit >somehow managed to end up in one of the 9 universes where i miss
percentages are satanic and so is DnD
>Nettie tells me to drink poison >Tell her fuck no >She attacks me >Now locked inside the library with no way out
I'm burning this fucking grove to the ground when I get out.
There's a problem, several in fact, but it's absolutely not your idea of 91%=100%
>The AC system simply doesn't make sense. It doesn't mechanically distinguish between hitting a fly and a sleeping adamantite-scaled dragon (even with 3.5e additions of flatfooted/touch AC that gesture to this direction, it really doesn't): rather, it tries to clump up wide array of combat factors ranging from protection offered by armor to a defensive combatant failing to find a good opening and only delivering a glancing blow, and treats all of them indistinguishable from the attack being dodged >In general, it's "all or nothing", which doesn't at all capture the idea of armor (or thick hide or whatever) offering protection >d20 rolls have poor properties for probability-distribution: the distribution is flat and outlier events are as likely as common ones, and these outlier events happen "routinely" >as a corollary to the previous point, 5e offers very limited room to stack numbers in your favor, the system handles probabilities disgracefully when getting close to +20 difference (jumping from 19 rather than 20 advantage doubles the effectiveness, while 21 instead of 20 does literally nothing), rolling with an advantage is the only thing that allows you to nudge the numbers more to your favor, and besides that fact that it doesn't make thematic sense either, it creates a weird discontinuity in the probabilities >etc
That is to say, the problem is a mindless and braindead system that offers little to no tactical depth, little to no character-building depth, and is supremely unthematic and as such distracts rather than facilitates makebelieve, emergent narratives, and roleplay: you can't give "failing to damage the enemy when you have 91% chance of hitting" narrative meaning when AC is so disastrously bad at simulation that damage resolution doesn't map to anything concrete in the game world.
Theres zero point to having 19 str when there is unlimited respecs. If he wanted to hit 20 then he would be at 20. Instead hea at 19 while completely gimping his casting stat which is CHA at fucking 8. He needs to be shot in the back of thrle head bait or not.
The bard is the only one you're forced to kill. Everyone else you can resist by passing a check. And Durge can redeem themself and resist Bhaal at the end.
I don't get the DnD rules. I've rerolled 15 times in a row to miss a 30% hit chance, so obviously it isn't actually 30%. It doesn't include their armor or some debuff, idk, but it isn't actually 30% to do damage
Why are all you edgy retards always vengeance paladin pick something else
munch my box dude i don't care
Turn up your shadows and re level up your characters unless you like having neon washed out portraits.
Not playing your gay chud game.
https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/08/normal-mens-physiological-response-to-seeing-two-men-kissing-same-as-seeing-rotting-flesh-and-maggots/
As you can see fags very literally disgust normal people. And this cannot be changed. We cannot help it. You cannot stop it. We shall always be disgusted by you.
It may not be fair but its reality. gays and trannies make me wanna fuckin wretch.
So im not playing your disgusting gross nasty as fuck gay chud game.
If a guy kisses me then I don't see it
Simple as
91% doesn't mean 100%
i've missed a fuckton on +90% hit rolls on this game, a uncanny amount. It feels like the numbers are tuned differently behind the scenes, i make really low number rolls on everything. Plus remember there is no such thing as computer simulated real rng
Did you turn off karmic dice?
what the fuck is karmic dice and why is it turned on by default
same thing as complaining about missing 90% shots in xcom when you take hundreds of them in a playthrough
you are going to miss some
prevents you from going on bad or good streaks, it's retarded and for casual streamers who have never played dnd before
It artificially alters your dice rolls based on prior rolls. It's just for casual retards, which would explain why you think 90% is 0%.
turn off karmic dice then
it's a dumb feature for people who think dice are le bad
10% to miss means on average you hit 9 times and then miss once. That means you miss a 90% attack almost every fight. You notice those more giving you a biased picture.
It happens and it happens a lot more than your intuition believes it would.
Baldur's gate 3 is horrendous!
>Game creator prioritizes black traits and facial structures
>Game has default pronouns set to they/them but you can change them back to normal
>turn based combat (it's just that bad)
>The voice acting is impecable, you can notice most of them are black
>All mini bosses have variants of the same golden and gray armor and they want to kill you on sight
>Everytime they kill you they say "such inferior being, horse will love thy meat"
>All major boses are female, you would avoid dozens of tiny enemies and then a stronger female boss will appear
>there's an unskipable gender bending quest in which you and your party switches genders until you finish it and it's necessary to beat the game
>Final boss is a chud who turns out to be the hero and the white king from the first kingdom is the real villain and the real final boss.
>There's a reference to Ukraine War (it's very subtle)
>One NPC references to gamergate
>you achieve completion in less than 10 hours
>NG+ barely changes the difficulty
>NG++ locked behind a paywall
>When you get the option to customize your character and even change generds an NPC will say "I'm glad you are proud of who you really are"
>There's a paint job for every LGBTQ+ flag and they are all free and ate already unlocked.
>at the end of the world there's a cave in which there's a black lives matter mural.
>Nearby there's an upgrades cache that will give you a special item called "Civil dream sword" (references to civil rights movement)
>The merchants will often mention of how there's always "evil beings" stealing the lighting of more deserving people (probably a reference to how morons believe that Edison stole a black man's invention when he made the lightbulb despite this not being true)
>There's a Chadwick Bozeman reference, in an ancient scroll that tells the story of a warrior that was "as fierce as a panther"
There's lots of other shit the devs crammed in there just to tell that they hate their audience
ok, but enough now about starfield
>there's an unskipable gender bending quest in which you and your party switches genders until you finish it and it's necessary to beat the game
would be kino
did we play the same game?
it wouldnt even surprise me if half of this was real
I'd say this is low effort trolling, but I won't lie, this was creative and high effort.
>such inferior being, horse will love thy meat
GOTY
the fun part is figuring out how many of these are true
so far I've found exactly one
>NG+ barely changes the difficulty
>NG++ locked behind a paywall
Lolwut?
>Console UI
Why does it always have this samey terrible look to it?
Because you have to design something that flows well with 4 directional (when menuing) controller, and put more information on the same screen because you can't have multiple movable easy access windows like you could on PC. The rest is just lazy copypasting.
>90% = 100%
You can roll those odds and still statistically lose, op. That's how math works.
Because it filters lucklets.
Karmic dice is the worst thing ever implemented in a game
Dark urge has a storyline and gets more dialogue with existent characters because he is heavily intertwined with the plot
Without spoiling much, some people will remember you from before you lost your memory, let's leave it at that
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>19 str instead of 20 (odd numbers dont give anything
>8 charisma (the lowest it can go in bg3) on a fucking paladin
>8 charisma when it is by far single best ability in the entire game, like nothing is even remotely close to the impact charisma has in a playthrough
>15 dex (odd numbers dont give anything..)
>15 con (see above)
>sword and board instead of just 2 handing a weapon for max divine smite damage, an extra 2 ac is not worth the trade off at all
>console player
>DURRRR WHY AM I MISSING?
lmao, these are the kind of fucking mongaloids that complain about not being able to hit anything. you probably dont even know what advantage / disadvantage is despite being probably somewhere in the region of 30-40 hours in based on your level
Y I K E S
>charisma on paladin
>charisma abuser
go jump in a pool of scum
its literally their main 2nd ability you fucking mouth breathing retard. make more threads about how the game is shit with how you keep missing attacks without understanding any of the underlying mechanics.
fucking 60iq mong
having charisma 2nd main stat woulnd't change the fact i'm missing most 91% hit chances with 0 disadvantages. What's you endgame on moving goalposts? Are you a shill? Stop abusing charisma in rpg's only because you such cock irl
90% isnt 100% you gay also if youre str is 20 you will miss less. Instead its at 19 because youre fucking retarded and miss because god hates retards. Fix your stats and stop being a console-morongay.
What's the difference between a normal create-a-character and Dark Urge?
dark urge has it's own story in the game if you choose it
You don´t have the Dark Urge storyline, thats about it. Arguably the least personalized run you can have, but still decent because you generally end up going for your background/class dialogue options.
Dark Urge is the canon main-character with their own storyline
Custom is just some random in the wrong place at the wrong itme
Dark Urge uniquely has the option to snap Minthara's neck during their sex scene.
dark urge has a storyline where you try to suppress murderous tendencies, with high stakes high rewards you need to keep in mind
I wonder if devs started listing miss chance instead of hit chance would people stop being retarded about it.
I'd be so over this shit as a dev that I'd just fudge any roll above a certain percentage in my games. Like, if the hit chance is over 80%, just always make it connect to stop whining retards.
80% is nowhere near a guarantee, that's a 1 in 5 chance to miss or in other words it's a BIG CHANCE TO MISS for you retards. The closer you get to 100 the bigger each percentage means, improving your odds from 90% to 95% doubles your hit chance.
But average Ganker tard sees 80% and thinks he's entitled to a hit every single time, it's beyond me how many people think this is an acceptable thing to expect.
People are too used to crit chance stat that often feels like critting all the time the moment you get like 40-50%. Having a mix of white and yellow (crit) numbers feels less punishing than some outright MISS messages. Of course it changes once again in some games that let you stack like 1000% critical damage, and normal hits basically become misses.
80% is 1/5
people who act like it's insane to miss on that are fucking retarded
1/5 to miss I meant obviously
So you want the system they used in Mario and Rabbits? The kiddy x-com game, it's actually pretty great so works for me. You'll only have to deal with 0,50 and 100% to hit.
91% is not 100%
>91 percent is not 100 percent
Perplexxed by not grasping mathematics OP stopped being a gay for a second, wrote this post and then proceeded to be a gay
>91 universes where i could have landed the hit
>somehow managed to end up in one of the 9 universes where i miss
percentages are satanic and so is DnD
you dumbfuck by your logic no one should win the lottery
>D10 has a 90 percent chance not to roll 1
>Roll it very often
>Some of them are 1
>Nettie tells me to drink poison
>Tell her fuck no
>She attacks me
>Now locked inside the library with no way out
I'm burning this fucking grove to the ground when I get out.
pick up her crown and open the door
Thank you anon. The Druids shall pay for this heinous deceit.
yeah the scope of the druids importance seem way smaller now after my first playthrough
gave that little dwarf bitch what was coming
the only thing 100% guaranteed is that OP is always a gay
91% is not a 100% retard theres still a chance for failure
>there is a chance to fail
>fails
>WTF WHY DO YOU CHUDS LIKE THIS GAME?
There's a problem, several in fact, but it's absolutely not your idea of 91%=100%
>The AC system simply doesn't make sense. It doesn't mechanically distinguish between hitting a fly and a sleeping adamantite-scaled dragon (even with 3.5e additions of flatfooted/touch AC that gesture to this direction, it really doesn't): rather, it tries to clump up wide array of combat factors ranging from protection offered by armor to a defensive combatant failing to find a good opening and only delivering a glancing blow, and treats all of them indistinguishable from the attack being dodged
>In general, it's "all or nothing", which doesn't at all capture the idea of armor (or thick hide or whatever) offering protection
>d20 rolls have poor properties for probability-distribution: the distribution is flat and outlier events are as likely as common ones, and these outlier events happen "routinely"
>as a corollary to the previous point, 5e offers very limited room to stack numbers in your favor, the system handles probabilities disgracefully when getting close to +20 difference (jumping from 19 rather than 20 advantage doubles the effectiveness, while 21 instead of 20 does literally nothing), rolling with an advantage is the only thing that allows you to nudge the numbers more to your favor, and besides that fact that it doesn't make thematic sense either, it creates a weird discontinuity in the probabilities
>etc
That is to say, the problem is a mindless and braindead system that offers little to no tactical depth, little to no character-building depth, and is supremely unthematic and as such distracts rather than facilitates makebelieve, emergent narratives, and roleplay: you can't give "failing to damage the enemy when you have 91% chance of hitting" narrative meaning when AC is so disastrously bad at simulation that damage resolution doesn't map to anything concrete in the game world.
>Plays Dark Urge
>Doesn't even bother to change default name.
Seriously, anon? You can make your edgy waifu, but can't make up a fitting name?
This is why I liked Hard West.
>depending on positioning, 100% chance to kill or 100% chance to die
>str 19
Legit retard. have a nice day.
You can pick a feat that gives you 1 STR plus an effect
Or maybe he's a pathfinderfag.
Theres zero point to having 19 str when there is unlimited respecs. If he wanted to hit 20 then he would be at 20. Instead hea at 19 while completely gimping his casting stat which is CHA at fucking 8. He needs to be shot in the back of thrle head bait or not.
can you still run a good playthrough if you start as dark urge? or is it actually going to force you to kill people like alfira eventually
You can go the redemption route and even romance Shadowheart as dark urge
The bard is the only one you're forced to kill. Everyone else you can resist by passing a check. And Durge can redeem themself and resist Bhaal at the end.
>The bard is the only one you're forced to kill.
>he doesn't know
I don't get the DnD rules. I've rerolled 15 times in a row to miss a 30% hit chance, so obviously it isn't actually 30%. It doesn't include their armor or some debuff, idk, but it isn't actually 30% to do damage
>obviously
Unless you have the karmic shit it's 30%. With the karmic dice you have no way to know.
>Paladin
>8 Cha
LMAO
>falling for the false flag this hard
it really is easy to entertain fools huh
Post party bros
i am the LAWFUL GOOD paladin (white man) and we will become TRUE HEROES
>playing with friends after we beat our own runs
>I see this the second we get in
I don't know what I expected.
we live in a society, after all
why do people keep gambling when they know they're going to lose? the odds are far less in their favor.