Bam's Pro Skater when? He's more known than Tony Hawk. Tony isn't even an Earth Rocker.
Bam's Pro Skater when? He's more known than Tony Hawk. Tony isn't even an Earth Rocker.
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who?
Earth Rocker Supreme, inventor of the Fat Vampire dialect of the Strigoi language
Im not sure that people born after about 2003-2006 would have a good reason for knowing who he is
>striggoi
I don't see how this could be in any way quicker or easier to read.
He allegedly did this to have access to marker pens in rehab to sniff them
lmao whites age like fucking shit
They finally stopped carding me at age 35 when I buy alcohol.
I'm starting to look old bros
Cope
All these sluts are in their early 30s, but they look like they are pushing 60. Meanwhile men look good into 50s, if they take care of themselves.
Take care of yourself or have so much money you can afford teeth whitening, hair transplants, face lifts, neck lifts, botox, hair dyeing, and other cosmetic surgeries because you are an actor and your image means everything.
I'm comparing actors to actors also
>hair transplants
just have good genetics, loser.
No amount of genetics can stop what testosterone does to a man, tom cruise works out, he would be balding by now or at the very least have apparent thinning. His hair looks as thick as it did when he was 20. He has definitely had cosmetic work done on his hair.
>mfw 30
>head full of hair
sounds like genetics issue to me, baldies. Might want to go easy on corn syrup too while you're at it.
>Full head of hair still
>Just going a little grey so will have the kino salt and pepper hair for a couple of decades like my dad
I'll take the grey hair over baldness any day.
>32 and my hair isn't that different from when I was a teenager
I just wish my beard was better tbh
Lmao shit beard in your 30s is pure low test. Enjoy your teenage gay hair though.
you must 18+ to post here
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why is she bullying Tom Cruise
She? bro that's a man in a dress
>Give a woman a compliment
no said anything
>Say a woman looks like shit
Everyone attacks you for it
Men need more people giving them compliments
moron do you realize that Bam Margera parties as hard as Keith Richards? Liver is actually fried
To be fair Bam Margera is an obese drug addict who has been in and out of rehab half a dozen times. Of course he looks like shit.
White girls age like milk. They immediately hit the wall after their mid 20's. Like Jesus Christ some of them look the same age as my mom.
Not my family. I'm not disagreeing with you but all of my family seems to have pretty good genes. No balding, etc. I still get carded at age 30.
a) don't be British - Mediterraneans seem to age better
b) avoid processed food
What did he do this time?
More drugs.
Because he has beard children, but he doesn't give a fuck about them.
I know a bisexual that is similar.
>beard children
wut?
>He doesn't know the term "beard."
NGMI.
Just like some men wear a beard to look manlier, some have children with a random woman to not appear gay, this was a more common thing some 30 years ago.
oh I see, that is weird as fuck
Well, it was a thing back then because in those days you could still lose your social standing if you were gay, you had many types of gays but two particular groups were commonly associated with beard marriages and children, either loudmouths who acted like a bastard child of Duke Nukem with Gearbox tier speeches and the clean shaven, community pillar, family father, bright in his career, and most certainly, a man of God who randomly just really, really, really take a business trip for fourteen days.
gays are mentally ill. everything they do is weird.
More like hes just a perpetual manchild. He doesn't know how to deal with kids because he is still mentally stuck in his teens.
Whatever the fuck he wants.
Why hasn't he killed himself after his boyfriend died? We all know where this is heading.
WASTED AND WOUNDED
WASTED AND WOUNDED
PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUCK-
>Don Vito unlockable character
Stick to alcohol, kids
I'm surprised he still wears all those gay big ass rings
This is what happens when the load bearing pillar supporting your fucking sanity is a drug addict that likes fast cars.
Bam was set up.
By whomst?
Someone tricked him into being an alcoholic druggie?
Bam needs to come out already to stop his suffering.
>"We ain't Dunn yet!"
i know this is supposed to be about his druggie clause but having seen the tv shows and movies before jackass forever i think that gay actually wants this to be literal
Drinking ages you like shit on top of whatever shit genes you have.
nah, smoking +sun exposure ages you
alcohol just bloats you and makes you look like shit while you are using it regularly
feels like yesterday
Even while looking like that and broke as fuck on top of it he still manages to fuck some cuties in their 20's.
Bam plays sb2
any games about being an earth rocker?
Is there going to be a dunk sunking mini game?
he's doing alright these days
No he's not. A lot of people want to kick his ass right now.
Who
this guy
The new HIM cd sucks.
mike v? who fucking cares he switched to cariuma. His days are over.
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha gay". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
He fucked over some dudes charity and is probably somewhere in LA getting drunk and being a complete shit.
His wife just filed for divorce, he’s losing what money he has left and his FAS kid.
He’s not doing “fine”
wow he used to look good
>spoiled kid never grew up of his rebel phase
Many such cases
WASTED
AND
WOUNDED
>Rewatch all the original Jackass stuff
>Pay attention to what Bam's doing
>Some basic ass skateboarding
>Abusing his father
>Bitches out whenever someone pulls something on him
He was pretty good at skating and made a lot of friends up and down the easter seaboard when he was good. His professionalism and ability to keep up with the scene only lasted for about 2 years. Sure he had a lot of skateboarding in his shows and was prominent in entertainment, but that ain't shredding. And if you aren't good at that then you are no one, especially when you're at a level where you're expected to do whatever the filmer asks you to do.
Adio picked him up because he had mainstream attention. I really don't think he would've had a pro model shoe based on his skating skill alone.
And it worked, they made their bread and butter off him for many years. But like, on a personal level and skill level... nah, he was nothing. And for a PA kid I rarely ever saw him or his boys at Woodward. Never (or rarely) participated in community events that he didn't have a hand in. I don't hate the dude but I never fucking liked him.
I'm Bam Margera and this is "being a little cunt to Phil at 3 in the morning"
cmon bam I don't want my dink sunked I got work in the mornin
Hey I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "laugh at a retarded person"
How is he not dead yet?
Bam wore a Burzum shirt, he is fine.
didn't they do a documentary on this guy but they couldnt even get TH to come on for it?
probably. nobody wants to talk to him. they cut him out of jackass 4. steveo only brings him on his podcast because he preaches his sobriety bullshit which is probably a lie
>Ah Cmon Bam! Don't sunk my doink! I got work in the morning!
Thread theme:
who do you guys have in the deadpool? Bam Margera, Will Smith, or Jonah Feldstein?
>not even ecelebs
>actual celeb thread
Weird times. I won't judge you for it. But it's still strange. And no, you aren't going to age as gracefully as you think you will.
I'm already at the point where people don't even bother carding me when I buy alcohol, it's over for me
how did fucking steve-o end up the most successfull of these retards?
Got clean and stayed clean
Everyone else tried to keep up the early 20s partying lifestyle and burnt themselves out
got clean and kept doing stunts, plus huge social media presence
also helps that he had an "underdog" angle from his tragic little whippits addiction story or whatever to garner sympathy
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Ahhh cawm on bahm don't suck on muh dink
Hi I'm johnny Knoxville and this is "gay sex while saying the n word"