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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if that was cum haha

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo has a speech impediment too? She is so like me.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if you farted on the rim of the glass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the real question here is "What if Bayo farted on you?"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Her 2 model is really puffy down there

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you feel about (do not click the spoiler if you really don’t want to be spoiled) Viola taking up Bayo’s name? And when exactly do you think Bayo will actually come back kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they'll bust out hell, the whole rescuing from hell has been done already in 2. More playable characters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The main theme for Bayo 4 is a cover of Bat Out of Hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't care as long as everyone comes back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with it. It was never her real name anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to pull a Devil May Cry 4. Viola will be marketed as the new protagonist and she'll show up on the box cover and all the promotional material of the game and then Bayonetta will show up part way through the game, probably as some big surprise she'll show up in the middle of a fight that Viola is struggling with to give a hand. Then we'll see some flashbacks of when she was in hell and we'll probably get to playthrough the flashback of her busting out of hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Platinum would have to be moronic to copy that part of DMC4, its negative reception is what lead to having to wait 11 years to get DMC5.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nonchalant. Next game she's going to be obnoxious about it like how she is with her own name right now, and Bayo will be "haha that's cute kitty" and then we go into another space harrier segment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She'll try to spell it out but lose her place because it's too long.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't feel like it fits her, Bayonetta feels like a femme fatale name, which isn't her style yet. Plus she spends multiple scenes saying her name is Viola. Probably a branding thing so people can't say they made a game without "bayonetta"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rodin came up with the name in the first place and it stuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im convinced theyre going to walk back their decision given the reception and bring cereza back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They won't walk it back. Either Bayonetta will keep appearing and Viola will be the new Nero or Viola will master the Umbran Arts and end up playing exactly like Bayo which means only autists would complain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the Bayonetta:Viola ratio they chose in this game demonstrates that they were pretty aware that people would want more of Bayo than Viola. I think we'll get a similar ratio in the next game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it will probably be closer to DMC 5 in structure, but either way, the
      >i Can'T BeLIEVe baYo iS dEAD ANd WE onLY GEt to PlaY As viOLa noW!
      crowd is fricking moronic.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Leak of the next bayonetta's game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >barefoot
      Already best Bayo game.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The entirety of the Baal Zebul segment
    Okay someone at Platinum must have been a fan of the Fifth Element.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, the opera undertones have already been there since 1
      Fifth Element didn't invent opera

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its way too specific to not be a reference. Especially the electronic elements and the inhuman switching between notes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This. It even sounds like the thing, she does the weird hand motions and it's in France. Kind of cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me playing that part
      >see the frog come out
      >I joke to myself imagine we get a rhythm game segment
      >mfw
      This game’s mini games or whatever you want to call them were a real treat, all the Gamorrah ones were god-tier, makes me look forward to project GG. Jeanne’s were really fun too but I didn’t like the way she controlled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have to somehow do that part without takin damage
      tough. would like to know what you get for gettin all bewitchments

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing except saying you did it. Though Pure platinuming that chapter is going to be an absolute b***h and a half.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          damn and my autism was makin me revisit chapters to 100% shit without platinum/pp everything that i'm still on chapter 13 i think. i just got the hat weapon so i'm busy experimenting a lot with shit.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell was that picture book segment? Was it a demo for the next Bayonetta franchise game where it's a cutesy adventure game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The origin story of Cereza's mole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Calling it now. Bayo 4 is Viola doing shit in the fairy world and obligatory mini game sections are the bayo 0 bits.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any universe where Enzo actually catches a break?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dlc when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never if the game flops

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it hasn't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Which costume is that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy prince Luka?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you guys suppose if they do a dlc they'll unfrick the ending of this game or are they waiting for the sequel to unfrick it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >waiting for the sequel to unfrick it?
        >implying

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's so fricking obvious Bayonetta is going to comeback. I'm putting my money on the DLC (if there is one) being all Viola levels and at the end Bayonetta shows up or she comes back partway through the next game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kamiya wrote it, you really think he'll take any of it back?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just want them to unteather the bayo 1+2 alts from save files. Fricking greedy lock.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayonetta is canon in Wonderful 101
    >No segment set in Blossom City.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >100s of Bayos
      >No W101 throwback section

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no wonder green bit in france

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no Jeanne in France

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unph

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think I would come out of this game thinking we didn't get enough time with Viola. It's kinda hard to get good with her when her sections are so short. I guess the unlocking the side missions is the best option

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Five bucks says the next Bayonetta game is a massive Platinum Crossover game.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which is your favorite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Short-shorts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Onlyfan Bayonetta and Cleopetra Bayonetta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paris for sure. It's a shame that the playable Egypt Bayonetta really looks nothing like the outfit when the npc wears it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Someone in an earlier thread told me you get those specific colors later on, not sure how though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think original colors show up in the store once you beat the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a sucker for the French Thief Bayonetta. Also Enzo, Rodin and Luka should have gotten in on the dancing. Would have been funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like them all. didn't like tokyo bayo initially but she grew on me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The shading on tokyo's belly is entrancing. And on that note, Bayo's back is more beautiful than ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I liked brownetta's design the best but French bayo's sounded better and had a fun level

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really like Egypt/Paris, though I do feel like they had the least buildup which is unfortunate cause they both look great and I kinda expected Paris Bayo to be a recurring villain through the story when she was shown off like last month

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They should have done that with Dark Eve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Egypt > Chinese > Bayo3 > French > Tokyo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tokyo > Egypt > Main Bayos > French > China

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I legit can't choose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're all dogshit

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat it and finally lifted my OP filters. I'd have a lot more to say if I didn't have the cage tomorrow but my main takeaway right now is that I can't believe Kamiya wrote an ending that wasn't utterly saccharine. Also reminded me a bit of VJ1's ending where he's enforced his will on the gameplay of the next one with the story.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a shitter if I like using Abra Cadabra?
    I thought it was cool but realized its kind of a cheesy ranged weapon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta's starting weapons are literally cheesy ranged weapons so no.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get platinum medals in the combo category?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keep attacking, don't let your combo multiplier reset no matter what.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get a improvised bonus, which means use punch, kick, shoot and demons in the same combo

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get Halos outside of angel fights?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chests sometimes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can farm halos by playing phenom 6 repeatedly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You get them for collecting tears of blood you already have

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Its a Viola Damage in Witch Time Only verse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The second one with the flower turret thing was easy for me, but the first one that ended with the fat homunculi was torture, most likely because that was like one of the first times you got to play as Viola so I was still getting used to the timing

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After finishing the game, I liked it a lot, but I can't help but feel like the game was a bit soured by the sheer amount of minigame sections. The game is absolutely packed with them. Also, I'm kind of bummed that all the weapons feel kind of samey, though I think they're all pretty cool.

    Going to be honest, I'm a bit lost with some of the story stuff. I honestly don't understand what "the shadow of the Arch-Eve" is or what Dark Adam even is. Am I supposed to be reading some lore cards to understand?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      characters section of the notes

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic or does holding down attack buttons when using the Anchor do nothing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes anchor spread out into more blades. Dunno what gameplay effect it has

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >egyptianized version of red and black during the fight

    Now it makes me really want an new version of you may call me father

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Extra Chapter 4 was bullshit
    >Have fun flying around for a minute?
    >Cool now battle the annoying tower that you can't get close to that spams bullshit multi stage saw attacks once you get close
    >Oh you got hit?
    >Lol you have to fly around again lmao

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >want to use the Bayo 1/2 guns
    >find out they also give you the move set for those guns too
    >it’s a save data unlock if you have Bayo 1/2 on switch, and there’s no other way you can get them
    >not only that, you still have to buy them in game
    This sucks ass, I recently played Bayo 1/2 on Wii U too. Surprised they’re not even amiibo unlocks, but that’d mean they would have to reprint those and I’m sure they wouldn’t want to

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I love the bayo franchise but I really do wish they made it on actual consoles. This look like a ps3 game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have no love for the Switch but pic related is an actual PS3 game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks better than Bayonetta and came out in 2009. So it checks out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Name an actual good console?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      I can't remember the last time I heard such sappy lines in a video game. I liked it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man I live for the sappy stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Purple phantom bayo's ass was really nice when she was lying on her stomach

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's surprising how little Nintendo related content there is in B3, considering B2 was full of it and they added a bunch to B1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly feel like it was more of a case of Platinum not having the time to work on them (since Nintendo was really cool about it with 2), there’s a frick ton of costumes in this one, so dev time may have been focused on those rather than getting the Nintendo ones again.
      >tfw no inkling outfit that has splattershots as the guns and transforms into an inkling when you’re running at full speed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >splatoon
        I'm sure the under 12 year olds would love it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you hate fun

          kamiya said he didn't want to do it again because they already did it and the novelty wore off

          Eh, I guess that’s fine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            for some reason the taunt for this is the most erotic to me

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What is that thing on the right? It's vaguely Cheshire...maybe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some fairy thing that looks like it's carrying a gun

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. So it has six legs then. An enemy maybe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some fairy thing that looks like it's carrying a gun

                It has constellation eye like the strider. Maybe we might really be getting faeries.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kamiya said he didn't want to do it again because they already did it and the novelty wore off

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any good labeled soundtrack rips out yet?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The storybook segment feels more like a Yoko Taro game than a Platinum game.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All 3 Bayonetta games are basically about Bayonetta slowly developing a kid-hating single woman to a mother-type figure
    kek and people say Bayonetta will never settle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      from a kid-hating*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bayo was never as cold as she let on. Can't believe these people saying the she doesn't care for or wouldn't put up with so-and-so as if she's really so detached.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are still people that say Bayonetta 1 doesn't a give a frick about Luka even though she genuinely felt sad about their whole situation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do not summon the yurigay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bayo was alway about family values.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta admit, playing a Viola game where she actually has to make demon contracts and slowly becomes a witch sounds pretty cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see her try and fail to be sexy.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    B 1 and 2 are one of my favorite games. Sad B 3 emulates like shit on my PC.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No cool Red-Hot Juice fight with Phantasamarare
    sad

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So the Demon Train is the best demon right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Easily Baal
      >breakdances
      >sings and summons rain that does insane damage
      >Baal zebul section was fun
      I really liked every Gamorrah related thing too even though it essentially killed both Luka and Bayo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I really liked every Gamorrah related thing too
        I feel like by the end he was overused, I wish they showed the other demons more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was to make up for him getting replaced in Bayo 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its the one with the most generous camera and i mean generous because it lets you see frickin everything w101 style and not frick it up like the others

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I personally don't care for him. He kills the momentum of the fight to use him and I'd rather just queue up some attacks on someone else and keep attacking.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does it run on ryujinx?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My buddy just got arrested for downloading the game online.

    Be careful bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      XD

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bayo 2 didnt have the dance segment at the end
    >bayo 3 re-adds it + another dance segment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolute soulless shit compared to 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Let's Dance Boys in Bayo 1 sound so good and in 3 it sounds so flat and bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          because it was an original song that was already perfect and fit the overall aesthetic
          3 is just shittily copying it and trying to change it just for the sake of it not being identical
          also bayo doesn't have the same motion capture dancer she used to and her design in 3 is moronic and unsexy
          not my bayonetta

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Should have just flipped assets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad it's pre-rendered, meaning we can't model swap it.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE CLOSE HEAR THE SOUND

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >throw dart at bullseye
    >nothing happens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I tried throwing darts at everything and it'll play chords on the guitar if you hit the strings. I was super surprised a bullseye does nothing.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is this song so fricking good
    why is no song in 3 this good
    why did this song only play two fricking times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shame it barely got used in B2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very good song. I respect that it isn't overused, much like Fly me to the moon in Bayo 1.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I respect that it isn't overused
        it literally plays 2 times and one of them is only during a brief qte
        that is fricking moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why is no song in 3 this good
      The very short remix of tomorrow is mine when you use the Baal weapon is really fricking good, wish they made a full version with the same style of it

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo 1 - Fly me to the Moon
    Bayo 2 - Moon River
    Bayo 3 - Moonlight Serenade
    Bayo 4 - ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Moon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bayo 2 already got the blue motif though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1- Angels
      2- Demons
      3- Multidimensional Artificial Humans
      4- Moonmen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bruno Mars
        cancer and AIDS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I ctrl+f'd Sinatra's list of songs on Wikipedia and there were 26 or so hits for "moon"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moonage Daydream
      I know but how kino would it be

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey you're all action game players, can one of you post that devil may cry webm with the hat instantly killing the boss? I need it so I can send it someone

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay how do you continue the storybook?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pay for DLC, probably.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Viola is the child of Bayonetta
    >child of Bayonetta
    >looks like a fricking hipster

    Honestly it's a good thing that universe was trashed because OG Bayo wouldn't let that fly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Punk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know that Viola's mom is the most similar to OG Bayo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mix 1 ton of ice cream with 1 ton of shit, you get 2 tons of shit.
      Surprising.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Viola but dear god don't let her wear the glasses and Scarf. It takes her design from punk to hipster. Maybe change the lipstick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Complete redesign tbh; different haircut will fix things

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game a lot so far but the jeanne minigame feels like ass.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE DISTANT HEAR THE SOUND
    THOSE CLOSE BY SEE THE SPECTACLE
    EVIL DOERS, FEAR FINAL JUSTICE
    BECAUSE THE PLATINUM LIGHT HAS ARRIVED TO DEFEND THE WEAK AND INNOCENT
    CUTIE J IS HERE!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She gets done so dirty in B3.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She gets done so dirty in B3.

      So Jeanne moonlights as a Superhero when she isn't doing Witch stuff?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or teacher stuff.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.
    Why does Bayo 3 experience some kind of parallel to Viola's mom during their final fight with Singularity?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its like poetry it rhymes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why does bayo in 3 look like a fricking cheap prostitute?
      the models are so disgusting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Power of the Switch™

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you realize bayo 1 and 2 are both on switch you dumb fricking console warring Black person?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ported, not native

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody gotta model those nasolabial folds nowadays
        it's a rule or something that every character now must have extremely prominent shading on the folds from even the slightest downturned mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Implying that no matter what they do all the universes have the same fate I guess

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T LET GO

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally has a straight upgrade of Baal's blood shower

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >keep her safe in 1
    >she dies in 3 while all the other bayo's get revived

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They go to hell together

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she dies in 3 while all the other bayo's get revived
      Why wouldn't all the other Bayo stay dead?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because the multiverse kinda reset itself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How would killing Singularity reset the multiverse and bring the Bayos back from the dead after it killed them?

          looks like they got revived at the end

          Then why isn't Viola with her mom and why is she the new Bayonetta?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks like they got revived at the end

          I don't think anything got reset. I think the "pops" Rodin is referring to for Viola is the weird Fairy King Luka that's still around since Rodin has no alternates and just deals with people across the multiverse.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I think the "pops" Rodin is referring to for Viola is the weird Fairy King Luka
            yeah I don't think so.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then why is Enzo’s family back

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it was a different Enzo.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Different universe's Enzo.

              If Kamiya wants to move on from Cereza/Bayonetta to Viola, why bring the other Bayos back? Just leave them dead like the main B3 Bayo.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If Kamiya wants to move on from
                He doesn't
                Don't you get it yet? Bayonetta games are like sitcom episodes. Everything resets at the end and there are no real consequences

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Trusting anything he posts on Twitter isn't anything but bullshit
                I remember when he posted that he was virgin (he has a daughter) and anons on Ganker actually believed him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this translation is terrible.

                "my dream of making 'Please! Cutie J!' grows more and more distant..."

                which I assume is because of the fact that he has so many different plans. I think he liked or replied to something regarding a Rosa prequel

                Who is your favorite demon summon?

                madama

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How do we know they really died?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                did you see what they did to new york city?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                His character profile says they did.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                New York is totally obliterated, and when bad guy (whos name I have fully forgotton one day after completion) is flying to the moon we get a shot of Earth and its entire surface is covered in deletion gas.

                It HAS to have been rolled back or literally the final hour takes place after the world has already ended.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All the Lukas combined into one. Though I still think Luka is just being chatty in hell. Why wouldn't he be the one making sure Viola didn't skip school Plus other things like
            >Bayonetta passing the torch no longer makes sense
            >the entire death scene
            >all the Lukas combining
            >Viola not going back to her home universe with her real parents

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Viola not going back to her home universe with her real parents
              How do you propose she do that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thule?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s rubble, she has no Chaos gears and no Dr. Whatsisname

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rodin? Fairy powers?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rodin might actually be able to, but would he? He wouldn’t or couldn’t take them to the Alphaverse for whatever reason

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        looks like they got revived at the end

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I STAND AT YOUR GATE
    AND THE SONG THAT I SING IS OF MOONLIGHT
    I STARED, AND I WAIT
    FOR THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND IN THE JUNE NIGHT

    I couldn't appreciate this song in-game but hearing it separately makes it better

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how the FRICK do I farm the seeds to buy the rodin ticket

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have enough seeds naturally, you aren't ready to fight Rodin. Play through on the next difficulty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Equip gaze of despair, go to chapter one boat fight, use midas item, spin2win, restart before you fight the big guy. The anchor seems to generate the most money.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The frick was her problem again?
    It would have been kino if she voiced the Bayo 1 and Bayo 2 when they appeared in the end.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      750 MILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you think 15 minutes of time in the recording booth is worth $4000? come on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To be wholly fair to her, it would probably be a few hours

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not for the measly amount of lines they have

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno if you’ve ever done ADR or anything but between multiple takes, flubbed lines, getting everything set up and lord knows what unexpected problems, I think a few hours is a good estimate

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              did you just not see her say it took 16 hours to record the other two games

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is that as far as voice work is concerned, she's absurdly efficient, while other VAs often have to do two or three takes, she does most on her first try, so even for a game full of cutscenes like Bayo 2, she usually finishes in 2 sessions at most. However VAs are paid by work ours, not USABLE work hours, so her being efficient actually screws up her pays, she basically gets punished for being efficient and has a reason to think she doesn't get paid enough.

          If you want source, it was some interview with her a few years ago, you can probably find it on youtube still.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The frick was her problem again?
      She googled 'how many copies has Bayonetta sold', went to VGchartz, added up every single sales number for every Bayonetta game (including redundant ones), multiplied them by 60 because she believes that every single game was sold full price, and came to the conclusion Bayo is a $450 million dollar franchise, and demanded $200k to voice the character. And then turned down $4k to voice maybe 25 lines.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They were going to give her half my year’s salary for a few weeks of work kek
        I hope she enjoys theater wages

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Her only possible pivot is voicing blender porn clips

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >see how many copies have sold, and multiply the games by the full price
      >see how popular the franchise is
      >assume Sega/Platinum/Nintendo are giving it the full Triple A treatment/budget
      >demand pay on the level of an actual movie star
      >Platinum refuses
      >months later she starts to say "4k for the whole game"
      >it's a lie
      >she right away starts screeching surface level religious talk.

      she knows she fricked up so badly and her career is over. She is going for the grifter route.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted 100k and royalties. 15-20k is really good for a VA gig but that wasn't enough apparently.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She heard about Jeannes abortion

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based on Clocktower’s lore, probably needs a bump up, especially for Rosa

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there more post game weapons other than Alarune or am I unlocking and doing all these extra missions for accessories I’m never going to pick over Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anchor in last chapter (red)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I already got that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          CH13 with all Umbran tears gives you a witch time ring if you dont already have that

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FYI: The Kraken Demon Masquerade gives Bayo the biggest breasts out of any other (even the Spider)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also am turned on by the way it moves for some reason
      Too bad it’s slow as shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FYI: The Kraken Demon Masquerade gives Bayo the biggest breasts out of any other (even the Spider)

        I retract my statement and deeply apologize, I checked again and was very surprised by the absolute SIZE of those spider mammaries

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonetta 1 is seriously a pain in the ass to platinum I spent so much time in the Alfheim for the "stay in the air" using the dog, fricking hell I may be bad but this one was bullshit
    I was aiming to go up to Chapter 7 today but Chapter 5 burned me out, I'll rage more tomorrow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damage G&G until roughly 30% hp (you'll see their armor break) equip kulshedra and durga on feet, lock on to one and pull him, jump, pull him, jump, etc until you're safely up in the air. If you want, you can go into Crow Within until that runs out, or mash the shoot button to slow bayo's fall. Very easy to consistently PP once you know this and it's what I do in PP speedruns.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I did use the whip, I already cleared it just took a long time, any specific reason as to why the Durga on the feet?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't do damage when you jump off their head, so their health lasts a lot longer and you get a lot higher.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            makes sense, didn't think of that

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Enzo just fricking sobbing in the corner
    It's funny when bayonetta lands on his car but that's just mean.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The whole game is mean to the multiverse Bayos and Jeannes.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is your favorite demon summon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the mech
      >robo tetsuzanko

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alarune because the flowers can get up to some shenanigans

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like violas music but shes insufferable to play because of the timing and lack of diversity in her playstyle

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I ever used anything but the starting weapons (and the weapon drops in stages) in Bayonetta 1 when I played it years ago. I guess I shouldn't just skip to 2 and 3 right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play 2 and 3 first, then play 1, and notice how insanely different it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      either play one and two, or just skip directly to three
      bayo 1 and 2's plots are too intertwined to just play one of the two tbh

      honestly though bayonetta 1 is the best game in the series so play it lmao

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are the pros and cons of the: hat, train, tonfashieldguns and simoon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cons are they all allow you to summon demons to do all the fighting for you and the pros are that they all allow you to summon demons to do all the fighting for you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what i dont like is they just feel like the same but with a set gimmick like train charges for multi hits and their projectile being slightly different.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Simoon is great because sexy Harpy
      Hat is great because nice range and cool charged attacks
      Shield guns are a cool niche but why block when you can just dodge?
      Train is not sexy and charge attacks are lame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Shield guns are a cool niche but why block when you can just dodge?
        Blocking big attacks looks really cool

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It runs much better in Yuzu than in Ryujinx for me, but in Yuzu the clouds of erasure aren't visible. Is there a fix for that yet?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >using SF and LoB gives you wicked weaves
    >they don't make bayonetta strip
    >if you use the alternate costumes they don't strip either
    >not even when using demon slave
    AND PEOPLE WILL SAY THIS GAME ISN'T CENSORED REMEMBER USING THR BAYO 1 COSTUME IN BAYO 2 STILL STRIPPED YOU DOWN WHEN YOU DID WEAVES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ that ending is depressing what the frick was Kamiya thinking. Genuinely ruined the franchise for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus Christ that ending is depressing what the frick was Kamiya thinking
      Platinum has been talking for years about wanting to make original IP live service games. Bayonetta is owned by Sega and Nintendo and doesn't sell, so they wanted to make absolutely certain that this was the last game they're ever making for it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kamiya has been talking about bayo 4 for over a year now so clearly not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of when Taro announced Drakengard 4 before releasing 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone dies
      >5 minutes later Enzo and Viola are all happy in the bar
      >"oh I guess everything went back to normal"
      am I a brainlet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that too, Singularity said something was wrong and maybe some timelines were reverting back to normal because of the killed Bayonettas showing up to kick his ass.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all these weapons and can only use two at a time with switching. shame!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think they were worried about overloading people if they gave them too many weapons and demons to use simultaneously, this isn't DMC.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FORGETTABOUTIT
    Enzo best boy

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hope sheba is in 4

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be honest, Luka is a very charming guy. He's a total stud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda look like him and wanna cosplay but that jacket looks like it would take like $4-500 to make at least

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        please be in vigrid

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised Singularity just lets you whip his ass with your Demon on expert. Strider rips those motherfrickers in half almost instantly.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >from lore exposition comic relief to utter chad
    I hope there will be more fanart from now on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's always been pretty chad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chad genes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >In addition to being his typical perverted, arrogant, doofus self; spends B3 talking about voices, howling, and (during their last fight) talking about how pathetic he is and being a whiny fairy were-bitch
      >That makes Bayonetta wet as frick for him because he's the Arch-Adam to her Arch-Eve and they're destined for each other across the multiverse
      Bravo, greatest love story ever told.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's cute and tries to help her even with no powers.
        >perverted
        so is bayo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Being groomed really fricked with B3 Bayo's brain, Cerecita finds Luka idiocy hot, instead of annoying like the B1 & B2 Bayo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're just a moron. Bayo always liked Luka, she just knew he wouldn't live long enough.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She liked him but wasn't in love with him, and sure as frick wasn't as coddling, indulgent, or overprotective of him as Cerecita.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >She liked him but wasn't in love with him
              it was the first fricking game and she still flirts with him more than any other character

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cope and sneed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What was B1 and B2's reaction to that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they're destined for each other across the multiverse
        Did any Luka besides Viola's dad and the main one actually seal the deal? None of them are show up during all the universe hopping. Plus Jeanne was Arch Eve of Egypt until the last moment. Despite the names I don't think the titles have barring on their relationship. Not to mention they all combined into one Luka so that would have separated them each from their own Bayonetta just to hook up with B3.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          China Bayo also seemed to be in love with that universe's version of Luka.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he mad

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >That second WT challenge with Viola
    I'm not even a whiner or a hater but I had to basically break the game to win. Magic butterfly shields and mashing R while stationary in front of incoming attacks made it easy but it took 2 hours of trial and error to get there.

    Got a gold medal. Fricking fine by me, Gold is enough to make platinum as my overall easy to grab.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I already fricking hated the first one because of how much WT gets diminished over time. I couldn't even get two whacks off near the end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not diminished, higher tier enemies get less time and bad parries are worthless.

        She liked him but wasn't in love with him, and sure as frick wasn't as coddling, indulgent, or overprotective of him as Cerecita.

        Says who? She mounts him and jokes about making babies the first time they met face to face.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, she messes with him and makes a joke, totally in love.

          >She liked him but wasn't in love with him
          it was the first fricking game and she still flirts with him more than any other character

          And when did she fall in love with him in this game? Where did it go from teasing him to "I find your whiny b***hing hot, please stick all four finger into me"?

          >yurigay is autistic
          color me surprised

          Don't give a frick about dykes, it's just a shit relationship without development with an obnoxious character.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Where did it go from teasing him to "I find your whiny b***hing hot, please stick all four finger into me"?
            When he turned into a big dog.
            Remember, Bayo is a white woman.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kamiya must really want more bestiality porn of Bayo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She always loved him. Shut the frick up moron, it's game about witches who torture angels and move faster than light while traveling a multiverse against nanobots.

            Jeeeeesus fricking christ.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            when she realized he was in danger and came to terms with her feelings.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's been in plenty of danger before in the last two games.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, he hasn't. He's been in dangerous situations but handled them fine.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >BayoJeannegays when they see a single image of Bayo and Jeanne living together
            "Omg. So canon."
            >BayoJeannegays when they see Luka and Bayo flirt since the first game, to the point Bayo touches him sensually at times
            "NOOOO! SHE NEVER LIKED HIM!!"
            I'm fine with either pair but have a nice day

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bayonetta is a tease. She doesn't touch men, she teases them with something you can never have.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Goes to show how much you know about her now that she's absolutely touched a man.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She even got fricked by Rodin.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                hello yurigay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Keep projecting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't even make sense

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooooo my queen is so perfect and pure. If you say anything I don't like or make a joke about her, you mush be yurishitter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bayo 3 removed this
                what a moronic soulless piece of shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                seething blackedgay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Does that Fairy Werewolf have these kind of dance moves?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rodin really know how to get Bayo to spread her legs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that grab was dogshit cancer
                Randomly just losing the fight at the last 10% was bullshit.
                Admittedly it helped make the difficulty of the fight
                I haven't fought Rodin just yet.

                tell me how I'm supposed to keep my combo I'm in the middle of offsetting while summoning a demon without it dropping, Black personlips

                You don't
                A good amount of weapons just raw have moves that are equivalent in damage to finishers however so it's not like you're missing a lot in this game.
                eg pkp or ppkp both do less damage than circle p with Colour My World

                Because it's going for a different tone? 2's OST didn't really sound anything like 2's.

                Personally I loved 3's OST, I didn't like Viola's battle theme at first but now I can't get it out of my head.

                I really liked 2's OST
                3 has a handful of bangers but ultimately less than 2 imho.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                rodin still has the grab, they just took out the implied sex aftermath
                aka stripped out the soul

                >You don't
                so it's a shit mechanic
                >A good amount of weapons just raw have moves that are equivalent in damage to finishers however so it's not like you're missing a lot in this game.
                >eg pkp or ppkp both do less damage than circle p with Colour My World
                that sounds like shit design antithetical to bayonetta's gameplay, alright

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >soulless
                my fricking ass. the weapon animations in 3 alone have more care put into them than some entire games do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yo-yo weapon has an animation of her actually using it like a normal yo-yo if you end a combo string at certain points
                >she twirls the staff when you hold lock-on with french bayo's weapon
                SOUL

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                she also twirls the cane in reverse if you walk backwards while locked on with it. off the top of my head, she also does a short poledance if you press K in the air with baal's weapon and don't cancel it. all good shit. "soulless" shouldn't be a buzzword, but it may as well be if it's being levelled at a game with so much of this kind of detail in it.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ryujinx is the best right now, the audio desync also isn't as bad anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ryujinx is always the best. Tried to run SMTV on yuzu a while ago and the menus were lagging like crazy, taking around 10 seconds to check inventory or load dialog. Smooth on Ryujinx.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't play Astral Chain on ryujinx, I start the game but it drags massive ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Emulator favoritism is dumb anyway. People with a brain use both. You can set them up so they share a save folder.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not favoritism, it's what I could find and both camps claim they run it the best

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Sigurd probably has to be the worst fricking villain in video game history

    >muh phenomena
    >muh power
    >muh truth
    Bayo 3 was cool and I don't get why people (i dont count twitter trannies and dykes as people) thought it was bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like every other Bayonetta game, it has great combat except for those one or two massive problems, and a trainwreck of a story.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yurigay is autistic
    color me surprised

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    biggest flaw in this game is the mom outfit not being usable.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute how she ended up with the first man she saw out of imprisonment, just like Rapunzel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >degenerate game about a sexy stripping witch who kills angels and pole dances
      >trilogy is actually a love story about taking caring of children, growing motherly instincts and finding the perfect partner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why is master chief's head so small

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Take the Pacific Rim pill brother

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot he has a Gipsy Danger on his desk. The intense Pacific Rim vibes during the Sin Gomorrah fight were intense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She really just was a weak and submissive girl who wanted her man to save her.

        why is master chief's head so small

        I think that's Gypsy Danger from the Pacific Rim movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Takes off her glasses to kiss him when she doesn't even lose them in her jello spirit form
      l-lewd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How was she reunited with her soul before being dragged to hell?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Disney bullshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Faerie Jesus Magic Bullshit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, what if Luka is Fairy Werewolf Jesus Christ
            Medchads, I feel so visible

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >luka and bayonetta going to hell together
    >that last fight between bayo and viola
    >bayo passing on the name bayonetta to her daughter
    homie... why am I crying and sitting in silence

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw softly singing fly me to the moon while I'm making hot chocolate at 3 in the morning
    am I the only one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *upvoted*

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    feel free to post salt screenshots. I want to make a compilation some day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the five stages of grief go through BLACKED?
      lol lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Enzo
        oh they are raving

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >enzo
        No fricking way they're pulling this kek luka and bayo have always had fun interactions

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >want a family man to cheat on his wife and ruin his relationship with his children

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick about Yaoi shippers, Rodin should be the one splitting that hot Luka bussy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rodin should have a giant grotesque monster girl wife

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't be surprised if Kayima confirms that he banged both Jubileus and Sheeba.

          >Enzo
          oh they are raving

          >Oh, what a lay!

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >some crazy setpiece happens
    what I think I'm supposed to be thinking
    >WOW THIS IS SO FRICKING COOL I'M SURFING ON GODZILLA OVER SKYSCRAPERS
    what I'm actually thinking
    >wow this is really fricking shallow gameplay
    >the performance and graphics here look awful
    >when can I play the actual game again
    am I just old and jaded or does it suck as much as I think it does

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta has always been crazy setpieces that are really cool but suck ass on replay and going for pure platinum.
      If you don't enjoy going through them for the first time for the spectacle, it's probably not the series for you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, i honestly hated viola segments a lot. There were times where she was growing on me and then she kinda kept fricking it up. I won't play anymore Bayo games if it continues with her taking the mantle.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >300 posts
    >not a single one answering OP's question
    why is Ganker like thos?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stuttering is awful. EA Yuzu fixed it but it's pretty bad for the most part. Bros does anyone have a Yuzu leak for me? Where can I find it? I want to see if they fixed the stuttering issue + lights flickering.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, Bayo is Luka's MOM! That motherfricker!

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does Enzo say if you get a stone in 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, the scoring is so forgiving in 3 it's hard to even get a Silver, much less a stone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And here I was feeling pretty good for getting mostly Golds and Plats.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one in the thread is discussing gameplay or performance on emulators, only the story. And these same people then say that the story is not important and shit on the movie games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo you can't use the train it fricking sucks
      haha train goes choo choo and runs over the enemies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The train can summon smaller demons to fight for you.
        That already makes it the most fun demon. But then again, all of the others are incredibly fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TLOU isn't a game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the game, not sure if I think it's better than 1 yet but I think it's on par, I'll have to replay it more. It's certainly better than 2, I don't get all of the complaints about demon slave "ruining" the combat, once I got the hang of it I really loved the feel of switching between summoning and attacking, felt natural and fun. Viola was neat too but Chesire is just too easy to abuse, they probably shouldn't have let you gain magic while you have him out.

    As for story who cares lol Bayonetta taking off her classes was most kino moment in the game, still think 1 has the best story but I really liked 3's character dynamics

    1 = 3 > 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *glasses
      frick me I need sleep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are in:

      1: Denial
      2: Honeymoon phase
      3: Are just plain moronic like the trogs that unironically still say V is good addition to DMC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        V is fine. You were filtered.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ESL-kun, isn't it bedtime for you?

          number 3 it is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ESL-kun, isn't it bedtime for you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, because it seems like you're the one in denial about people actually liking the game with how much you seethe over it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >1 post
          >how much i seethe over it

          Yeah, I'm the one in denial alright. Already looking for boogieman to pin those voices inside your head on?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you types will say any old bullshit to convince yourselves that people are only pretending to like a game en masse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you types

          Reasonable people that have been alive to see this happening literally hundreds of times?

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when did viola get bayo's glasses and luka's scarf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when u finish the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but how did she get them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, at the end, Bayo's corpse was right there and how hard is it to get a scarf?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Bayo's corpse was right there
            no it wasn't.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Gomorrah knocked Bayo's soul out of her body, I don't remember seeing her body shatter like the others.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                their bodies are dragged down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Someone finally posted the webm I am crying bros

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I tried to find one where it starts with taking her glasses off but couldn't find a video that isn't an hour long

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was the same scene
                I haven't played yet, just getting spoilered like a moron, I don't care anymore

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it is but it happens like 1 second before the webm starts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am moronic, you're right

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this feels wrong
                I'm not even yurigay but it doesn't feel right seeing bayo like this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He made a big impression on her.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They just made her "soul" solid for that scene since a transparent ghost body wouldn't have been as cinematic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wish this board had a 4mb limit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                man, did she also have to die in the credits ;_;

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's what these bawds deserve for kissing out of wedlock.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                bismillah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Totally haram, those infidel prostitutes deserve to burn in hell.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                bismillah

                Exactly, why do you think Vergil went to hell at the end of DMC3? Because he lost to Dante and wanted to avenge his family? No it's because he had sex with a random girl out of wedlock with no condom. prostitute!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          From her dead parents.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WARNING SIGNS ARE WRITTEN ON THE WALL, YET
    IN MY HEAD I CAN'T WRAP AROUND IT ALL
    AND THE RED THAT'S BEEN DRIPPING DOWN ON THE FOR FAR TOO LONG , IS WHAT WE'RE BLEEDING FOR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine bayo cooking and yelling up at viola while she blasts rock music in her room.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened with the soundtrack? It doesn't sound like anything from the first or the second game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's going for a different tone? 2's OST didn't really sound anything like 2's.

      Personally I loved 3's OST, I didn't like Viola's battle theme at first but now I can't get it out of my head.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it's going for a different tone?
        Oh yes, let's just swap the tone of the story, the tone of the art direction, the tone of the soundtrack, change completely the gameplay mechanics and still add the original label, that's surely a great idea. I'm sure the original fans would love it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was a good choice because I really enjoyed the game more than 2 which copied 1 too much and failed to surpass it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah it was a good choice
            >"yeah it's a good choice to use the series title to get it's popularity while simultaneously killing any chance the series will get a proper sequel"
            Honestly, go frick yourself. After this, even if the series does continue, nothing like 1 or 2 will ever get done again, just like how thanks to the new GoW nothing like the original trilogy will ever get done again. If you like this game, you could very well have had something like it under a new name so people like me could still have hope that a proper bayonetta sequel would get done one day.

            But nooooo new director wants to take the series "into a bold new direction", with his "original vision". It's just like all these shows that don't respect the original material. Utter fricking shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ you're seething hard, let me guess you got filtered by the demon slave mechanic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did "filtered" became the hot new buzzword? Not liking something doesn't mean you're shit at it you moron. It's a crutch no less, how the frick do you get filtered by something that makes the game easier?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Like 2 I think it's going to suffer overall because so many enemies are designed around being fought with the Demon Slave. Not to mention enemies like the towers literally can't be fought without them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick are people praising this game? Honestly? DS is an even more annoying gimmick than witch time or the super sayan mode from the second game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick are people praising this game? Honestly? DS is an even more annoying gimmick than witch time or the super sayan mode from the second game.

                the thing I hate about demon slave is how you don't have immediate feedback for what you're doing with the summons because they're so slow and clunky and literally detached from you, you can't even tell what move they're doing without a stupid button prompt on the screen
                bayonetta was always great because of how much control you had over everything you were doing at all times, demon slave as a mechanic just shits all over that and clumsily queuing up moves for a big frick in the middle of actual bayonetta gameplay just feels like shit
                astral chain did this whole idea much better because the legions are snappy to control and work in tandem with you instead of feeling like they're awkwardly shoved into a game where they don't fit
                also none of the summons even feel satisfying, they just make everything a clusterfrick and don't really have anything cool they can do
                like the fricking kraken, that shit literally fills the screen with black shit and makes the fps completely tank, why the frick would I want to use something like that?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's why I just equipped the thing that automatically does their moves and lets you move around. It doesn't solve the issues with screen filling stuff but it makes them way more usable in situations where you NEED to use them.

                The AI seems to use all their moves pretty good for the most part too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that just feels stupider because it's like the game is playing itself
                I don't see how I'm even supposed to use the summons besides mindlessly spamming powerful moves like Gomorrah's laser that melts shit which is fricking boring, I can't use them in tandem with my moveset because they're so huge and knock everything so high or so far away in these giant fricking arenas that I can't do a follow up combo on them or something and queuing up moves with them also ruins any combo I'm in the middle of

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a skill issue, I had no problems with using demon slave in tandem with bayo.

                Literally just use umbran spear or whatever weapon equivalent there is to follow up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                tell me how I'm supposed to keep my combo I'm in the middle of offsetting while summoning a demon without it dropping, Black personlips

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have to git gud_____________________________

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can, in fact, input new summon commands while offsetting bayo's combo. It's easiest when offsetting with umbran spear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're SUPPOSED to Queue up attacks and keep your magic up while they're attacking. Problem is that it does interrupt the flow and the only demon I've been able to keep attacks queued and fight at the same time is Umbra Tower.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >and don't really have anything cool they can do
                Words only a man immune to fun could utter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bayonetta was always great because of how much control you had over everything you were doing at all times
                Don't forget about how fast paced and rhythmic it was, playing it almost felt like a dance thanks to dodge offset. It's just contradictory to the entire design of the series combat, which seems to be a trend of the third game in all other areas as well.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cool non-combat stuff
    >Jeanne levels
    >The shmup
    >Baal opera
    >Kaiju fight with Sin Gomorrah (pushing it though because 24fps)
    Shit non-combat stuff
    >Pretty much everything else
    >Most notably the Gomorrah, Phantasm, and bird rides. Absolutely dreadful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The bird ride was pretty good.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tokyo Bayo's weapon doesn't fit her at all. You have this techno/hiphop inspired outfit and you pair it up with ornate golden discs? Everyone else has a congruent theme to their weapons, but she feels like an afterthought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So what weapon would be fitting for her? The microphone, maybe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd argue bladed yoyo rollerskates are more in like with jpop than A FRICKING TRAIN and ancient china

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JUST POSTING THE BEST FRICKING SONG IN THE GODDAMN GAME

    BAAL ZEBUL IS MY WAIFU AND SHE'S CUTE AS FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the only good boss gimmick in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This entire part was pure fricking kino, one of my favorite moments in the series.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DMCV had not-smooth criminal
    >Bayo 3 had not-thriller
    More games need dance numbers out of fricking nowhere. They're so stupid it loops back into awesome territory.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy that 3 has the lets dance boys segment at the end; it was disappointing that 2 didn't have it. I really like the dancing to a collage of 1-3 segment as well and don't really get why people are whinging at the ending, but I also fully expect her to come back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kamiya has said he doesn't like killing off characters for good. Every single important character in his games has returned. From Alastor to Balder.
        There's no reason for Cereza to not come back.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the song even says "this story's only begun" lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Having Mysterious Destiny play during the final boss fight and 1 Bayo having the old combo-score system was enough to win the entire final boss segment over for me.

        Honestly though all Bayo final bosses kinda suck compared to the rival fights like Jeanne/Balder/Luka

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that was cool but it kind of loses its luster when you remember you already did that at the start, they should've just had the beginning as a cutscene instead of playable

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that was cool but it kind of loses its luster when you remember you already did that at the start, they should've just had the beginning as a cutscene instead of playable

          I was already using Scarborough Fair so it barely did anything for me
          also REMEMBER OLD THING is such a fricking shit trick, and when the game was so shitty and moronic already ironically all it made me do was boot up bayo 1 again and have a much better time playing that instead

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The rival fights are funny, you beat the frick out of your sis/best friend, your dad and then your bf. What's next, you're gonna beat the frick out of Viola in the fourth game? Domestic violence?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Viola beats up her husband Loki in Bayo 4

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I truly hope this doesn't happen, and that loki fricks off for a long time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, they are just plain fricking stupid.

      Literally flash mob tiers of forced

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They're so stupid it loops back into awesome territory.
      No. The ending sequence felt like 20 minutes worth of dancing, I was dying of cringe by the end of the first sequence and then they did it 2 more times.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, they are just plain fricking stupid.

        Literally flash mob tiers of forced

        >eww dancing
        are you 13?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ironic considering you have to have the mentality of a 13 year old to think those scenes are anything but cringe and forced. ESPECIALLY the DMC one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike your kind I have a functioning pituitary gland so I don't soi out over k-pop tier dance numbers.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Furry bros, Weres, and Otherkin; I'm so happy we finally are getting representation in Bayonetta.

    Strider is such a cool fursona. I can't wait to see all the fanart of Strider yiffing Bayo (in her panther fursona?)! OwO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      May they start a jihad against yuritroons, inshallah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you Fleshies confuzzled about something? Don't be such a Steve, I'm you can get plenty of cuddle if you just be honest with yourself.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo 1
    >sexy catsuit

    Bayo 2
    >sexy cape catsuit

    Bayo 3
    >japanese idol

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no one answered OP question
    What a shit fricking thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how about you answer it then wise guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm here looking for answers, not give it, wise ass

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played Bayo 1 but does Bayo 2 and 3 have her serious mode?
    In Bayo 1 she would let her hair down on boss fights instead of having them on her arms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In 2 that kind of got turned into Umbra Climax and requires you to use magic meter to use. In 3 there's not really an equivilent. In exchange she can use demons to attack instead of just Climax attacks.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yuzu 3077, game runs better than ryujinx but randomly crashes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never had a single crash on Yuzu but the fog that hurts you doesn't render on it.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1 rodin
    >presumably provides all the bayos with their weapons
    >doesn't help or inform our bayo about what's going on, doesn't even seem to know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the multiverse bullshit started falling apart when you realize there's only one Paradiso and Inferno.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >multiple universes
      >ever anything but a lazy cop out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have literally popped into Inferno and brought back Jeanne's soul in 10 seconds in B2
      >Probably could have saved Enzo's wife and kids.
      >Could go to Inferno and bring back Luka and maybe Bayo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but how would he get halos from that? Not worth his time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >saving a flat chest b***h
        Rodin would never

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Him not helping in 2 made sense because that Bayonetta can do it and that she's gonna fuel a lot of fricking cash back into him by going into this adventure. You really think that he shows up, right on time to save Jeanne, and his target just happens to be the demon that's keeping Jeanne hostage all by mere coincidence? You forget how he actually sounds worried on the times he shows up in his bar as the deadline gets close?

        Him on the third game is just shit writing though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have literally popped into Inferno and brought back Jeanne's soul in 10 seconds in B2
      >Probably could have saved Enzo's wife and kids.
      >Could go to Inferno and bring back Luka and maybe Bayo.

      isn't rodin literally Satan?
      he's a fallen angel and stated to be the strongest being in the bayonetta universe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        then why does he come back bloody and tired after making weapons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          because smashing world ending demons into weapons is probably really fricking hard?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok rodin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You buy all of his lollipops so he can't use buffs moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Basically, he did try to start rebellion in Paradiso but failed and fell to Inferno.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey where are the sonic donuts goy

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing anything?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then hetshitters claim they're not mentally ill. Jesus frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put "would be fine with Rodin" under bargaining

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is rodin's fight in 1 just a reskin of balder?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why bother too much with an easter egg

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you, even if it's poisonous?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm a straight woman, but I'd marry Luka on the spot if he wasn't already taken.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Me too sis

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not much info on Viola's mom or dad

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just let me SKIP THE FRICKING CUTSCENES
    How did we regress in that one small yet extremely fricking important factor from Bayonetta goddamn 1
    LET ME SKIP IT
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa........

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Select and b quick skips any cutscene, every game has had that feature

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. Did you miss the phrase "unskippable"
        The pause menu being shown was for dramatic effect. You can't skip the cutscene. Not with the pause menu
        Now with select B
        Not with anything. It's unskippable
        U-N-S-K-I-P-P-A-B-L-E
        The game has a shit ton of these, a fact I've become extremely fricking intimate with on my second playthrough.

        Can you believe that two games ago we were skipping even the gate bursting scene. Ain't that some shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >worse gameplay
      >worse mechanics
      >worse soundtrack
      >worse story
      >worse art direction
      >worse voice acting
      >worse sound editing
      >worse characters
      What the actual frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >worse gameplay
        The gameplay is great (excluding demon slave which it batshit insane bananas overpowered and is only remotely "balanced" if you only use madame butterfly and literally nobody else)
        The fricking fight and level design however is giving me an existential crisis.

        And son of a b***h, who the frick decided, "yeah let's just randomly ruin the entire final fricking boss fight for no reason"

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >made for another bayonetta
    man what the frick

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For you guys saying Rodin could save Bayonetta from hell forget how he met her in hell in 2 and said he's not the rescuing type and would be "on her soul like a hyena" if she was sent there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which is now retroactively bullshit given he has amicable relations with both Bayo and Luka now that their in Inferno so what the frick is his problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        more like forced to look at their daughter.
        He was rather grumpy about it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          look after*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's also looking after Cheshire and their cats and the dog. Poor Rodin became a babysitter.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bayonettabros?
    why does she want to frick a wolf?

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat the game and unlock Jeanne
    >Can't change her costume

    Shame I really liked the Egyptian version of her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have a Rosa in the game
      >can't play as Rosa
      >no "well well" when triggering her witch time

      Oh well. At least Umbral Armor is in this game and it's even more broken batshit overpowered than Umbral Climax ever was thanks to the accessory that makes your demons do more damage on top of being capable of effortlessly skyrocketing combos if you know what you're doing.

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We got angels,demons and evil acto cooler humans
    Whats next?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Faeries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy shit

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