Bayonetta 3 on Switch - DF Tech Review - A Great Game With Polish & Performance Issues

FUCK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fucking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"feels like it has outgrown the hardware"
    >"there's a feeling the art design doesn't jive completely with the technical reality of its engine"
    >"textures are often low resolution and muddy in appearance, almost resembling an original Xbox game"
    >"image quality is rather subpar [...] and the performance is remarkably unstable"
    >"it fares worse than every other version of Bayonetta, save for that PS3 version of Bayonetta"
    it's fucking over Nintenbros...

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another game held back by the Shitch, a 720p fisher price tablet with hardware from 2008. Very sad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pssssh, you can't say such things on this board. v will suck nintendos cock for all eternity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pssssh, you can't say such things on this board. v will suck nintendos cock for all eternity.

      Hi Eric.
      >inb4 who is Eric
      >inb4 invite to discord

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FUCK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech.
    >The 5 year old console, that was already pretty dated at release, is dated now
    >Meanwhile radio silence, extreme coddling, or scapegoating Series S when modern consoles are barely hitting 30 fps on games that don’t look any better than most past gen games
    They’re literally only saying shit like this for attention and grift.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      radio silence, extreme coddling, or scapegoating Series S when modern consoles are barely hitting 30 fps on games that don’t look any better than most past gen games
      Switch 0,4 TFLOPS, Series S 4 TFLOPS.
      I know nintendo copium is vs drug of choice, but comparing a 2015 mid tier mobile chip to a 2020 RDNA chip is mental illness.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Platinum tried to do too much on hardware that just isn't capable. Although it is a surprise they managed to not make it not completely shit itself.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vi2SLXt.jpg

      FUCK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fucking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

      How does NieR a tomato run?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        actually runs and looks better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the performance is are remarkably unstable
      did they actually fuck that up

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game wouldn’t exist without Nintendo so all you gays can seethe and cope.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DANG SWITCH, HOLDING DOWN ALL THOSE GAMES! IF ONLY IT WAS ON PAR WITH OTHER CONSOLES!
    Meanwhile, "cool" games on "powerful" ps5 and xbox:
    ....

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FUCK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fucking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dead chud thread

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