Bayonetta 3 on Switch - DF Tech Review - A Great Game With Polish & Performance Issues

FRICK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fricking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"feels like it has outgrown the hardware"
    >"there's a feeling the art design doesn't jive completely with the technical reality of its engine"
    >"textures are often low resolution and muddy in appearance, almost resembling an original Xbox game"
    >"image quality is rather subpar [...] and the performance is remarkably unstable"
    >"it fares worse than every other version of Bayonetta, save for that PS3 version of Bayonetta"
    it's fricking over Nintenbros...

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another game held back by the Shitch, a 720p fisher price tablet with hardware from 2008. Very sad!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pssssh, you can't say such things on this board. v will suck nintendos wiener for all eternity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pssssh, you can't say such things on this board. v will suck nintendos wiener for all eternity.

      Hi Eric.
      >inb4 who is Eric
      >inb4 invite to discord

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech.
    >The 5 year old console, that was already pretty dated at release, is dated now
    >Meanwhile radio silence, extreme coddling, or scapegoating Series S when modern consoles are barely hitting 30 fps on games that don’t look any better than most past gen games
    They’re literally only saying shit like this for attention and grift.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      radio silence, extreme coddling, or scapegoating Series S when modern consoles are barely hitting 30 fps on games that don’t look any better than most past gen games
      Switch 0,4 TFLOPS, Series S 4 TFLOPS.
      I know nintendo copium is vs drug of choice, but comparing a 2015 mid tier mobile chip to a 2020 RDNA chip is mental illness.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Platinum tried to do too much on hardware that just isn't capable. Although it is a surprise they managed to not make it not completely shit itself.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vi2SLXt.jpg

      FRICK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fricking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

      How does NieR a tomato run?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        actually runs and looks better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the performance is are remarkably unstable
      did they actually frick that up

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game wouldn’t exist without Nintendo so all you homosexuals can seethe and cope.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DANG SWITCH, HOLDING DOWN ALL THOSE GAMES! IF ONLY IT WAS ON PAR WITH OTHER CONSOLES!
    Meanwhile, "cool" games on "powerful" PS5 and xbox:
    ....

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK the Switch for holding games hostage on its dogshit decade old hardware tech. Imagine if Nintendo went third party so we could play this on Steam at 4k/120fps instead of having to play it on a fricking tablet at sub 720p with constant dips.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dead troony thread

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