85 thoughts on “>be a female superhero”

  1. Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
    Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
    Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?

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    • >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
      I will not be hyped for capeshit ever again until we get either a Mayday, Power Girl or Nightwing movie. But I’ll pirate it and see if it’s any good.
      >Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
      It’s blatantly desperation in movie form, and I don’t care about it at all. Maybe I’ll care if they give us a Thawne that hams it the fuck up.
      >Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
      He’s an attention whore.

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    • >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
      The trailer looks good? It’s dark but with striking color usage. Looks like noir comic all right. The Riddler is some kind of weird serial killer and Penguin is a far mob boss.

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    • After laughing my ass off of BvS, I just wanted to watch more grumpy old Batman (and Alfred) fucking shit up and I’m pretty disappointed that I’ll never get any of that

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    • The last capeshit movie I saw in theatres was the first Thor movie and since then I pirate them. They’re all so fucking awful.

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  2. >has long hair and does not wear a head protection
    That’s specifically why she’s a "super" hero. Regular people need to wear that shit. Super heroes are in a league of their own. That’s the entire point.

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  3. I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn’t exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus fuck, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone… just miss me with this shit.

    It would be better if it was just Batman’s solo crusade against crime. The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.

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    • >Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone…
      Batman has no powers and is no threat either. All it takes is a half a dozen of armed soldiers to kill them. Only one bullet has to hit him and he’s done for.

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    • Most side characters suck and are only there because it’s traditional holdover from ancient comics 70 years ago. The reason they don’t achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it’s just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.

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      • I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn’t exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus fuck, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there’s a woman with no supernatural abilities who’s somehow a threat to anyone… just miss me with this shit.

        It would be better if it was just Batman’s solo crusade against crime. The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.

        >The fact there’s an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can’t achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
        >The reason they don’t achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it’s just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
        Has there ever been a Batman story where Batman actually fixes Gotham? I get that with how comics are that will never really happen but it’s an interesting idea to me

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        • Has Batman actually achieved anything in the 70 plus years of crime fighting, EVER?
          Not even right before they get their weekly universe reboot?

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      • Joker unironically cannot rape because it’s too hard to stay aroused when you’re cackling like a madman. That’s why he could bang Harley, he loathed her so much she never made him laugh once.

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      • The only reason Joker didn’t raped her is because Alan Moore became an Sjw, cried like a bitch about how ashamed he is of writing that comic and to save some face he finally came clean many years later and said… There was no rape. She was all bloody and naked but no rape. I swear.
        You can’t even mention the Killing Joke in from him or he’ll have a nervous breakdown.

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          • Anyone have the comic page where Joker wants some kid to watch his car, and explains he’s not gonna kill the kid like he’s afraid of, because "How the hell would THAT be funny?"

          • He didn’t rape her because it would serve no purpose to his overall goal which was breaking Gordon. Having him see his naked daughter in pain and being subjected to this horror that shes at the mercy of the Joker anyways was enough. Most modern versions also express zero interest in sex period.

        • It’s so stupid to have her hair out like that people would just assume it MUST be a wig, because why would a superhero both have, and show off, striking long hair that could tip off her identity?

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  4. Batman doesn’t wear fucking head protection either. The guy wears a mask.

    >BUT THE MASK IS ACTUALLY MADE OF KRYPTONITE-STEEL AND IS THE HARDEST AND LIGHTEST METAL IN THE GALAXY AND BATMAN CAN’T BE HURT BECAUSE OF IT

    The dude wears a fucking mask. Maybe you’d have a point if he wore a helmet or something. Robin, Batman, Batwoman, Nightwing. All of them just wear masks.

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    • They say it’s not because it’s not going to be a continous service of adding new content and seasonal events and shit, it’s a once and done game with co-op, but given enemies have levels and shit, I would say at the very least it will definitely have some form of grinding to pad out the play time like every single other fucking open world game these days.

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    • Hey, a girl doing a bunch of flips and kicking you in the chest would really put you out.
      Before you get up and snap her spine.

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  5. Robin’s dont wear headgear either, hence why Dick got shot in the head and lived. Green arrow and arsenal too. Honestly more of the non powered super heroes don’t wear full head gear then do.

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    • >dexterity > durability
      >evasion > crit damage reduction
      >speed > strength
      >style > function
      Wha are normal humans going to do when they fight agaisnt meta humans and god-like beings? Is not like a bullet proof helmet will stop doomsday from crushing their heads if he catch them anyway

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  6. >discount female batman knockoff
    >superhero
    Who reads this gay ass shit? She would be shot in the head and raped by wild joggers on her first night patrolling

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  7. >be male
    >lightly club female superhero in the head one (1) time because she has to let her feminine long hair flow without a helmet for some reason
    >she falls to the ground and begins the fencing response
    >my criminal friends and I rape her and dissolve her body in a vat of acid, never to be seen again

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