>be a female superhero

>be a female superhero
>has long hair and does not wear a head protection

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is different headgears in the game. I for one am way more hyped for Gotham Knights than Suicide Squad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be male
    >lightly club female superhero in the head one (1) time because she has to let her feminine long hair flow without a helmet for some reason
    >she falls to the ground and begins the fencing response
    >my criminal friends and I rape her and dissolve her body in a vat of acid, never to be seen again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not keeping a "superheroine" as a sex slave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet The Joker doesn't wear head protection and i dont see people fantasising about raping him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't a woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With all that makeup he might as well be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a woman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't count. It's not a fantasy it is just the means to an end.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The means to getting to carve that clown anus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is the joker a women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole dark/positive multiverse thing confirmed that superheroes/heroines are always meant to win. They don't have to care about safety in a reality where they are basically destined to win.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >discount female batman knockoff
    >superhero
    Who reads this gay ass shit? She would be shot in the head and raped by wild joggers on her first night patrolling

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I’m gonna make so much porn once her model gets ripped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batman will get you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's fiction, it's the only way women could fight men in hand to hand combat.

      based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please, make her frick little boys.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually barbara
    I though she wore an actual headpiece usually? What the frick?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Robin's dont wear headgear either, hence why Dick got shot in the head and lived. Green arrow and arsenal too. Honestly more of the non powered super heroes don't wear full head gear then do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dexterity > durability
      >evasion > crit damage reduction
      >speed > strength
      >style > function
      Wha are normal humans going to do when they fight agaisnt meta humans and god-like beings? Is not like a bullet proof helmet will stop doomsday from crushing their heads if he catch them anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what dex gays believe

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know what it is about Batgirl that makes me want to frick her so hard I break my pelvis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All Batgirls are extremely erotic with the exception of Cassandra, who is a shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women in combat make zero sense anyway, might as well try and maake them hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, a girl doing a bunch of flips and kicking you in the chest would really put you out.
      Before you get up and snap her spine.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a superhero

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be a male super hero and dress like a gay.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't know if this is a looter live service game. I keep getting conflicting information.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damage numbers, health bars, enemy levels...it gives off that vibe, i would be its gonna be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They say it's not because it's not going to be a continous service of adding new content and seasonal events and shit, it's a once and done game with co-op, but given enemies have levels and shit, I would say at the very least it will definitely have some form of grinding to pad out the play time like every single other fricking open world game these days.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman doesn't wear fricking head protection either. The guy wears a mask.

    >BUT THE MASK IS ACTUALLY MADE OF KRYPTONITE-STEEL AND IS THE HARDEST AND LIGHTEST METAL IN THE GALAXY AND BATMAN CAN'T BE HURT BECAUSE OF IT

    The dude wears a fricking mask. Maybe you'd have a point if he wore a helmet or something. Robin, Batman, Batwoman, Nightwing. All of them just wear masks.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CASS LOVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is so thoroughly the best DC girl that even forcing her into dykeshit with Steph won't dethrone her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hottest outfit too.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >years of recovery
    how do you recover from a shattered spine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drink milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lazarus Pit, she'll be insane and turn out to be the villian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can but it takes more than a decade and you need to keep your legs moving with an exoskeleton so that they don't become atrophied.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s surprising crazy how the body can heal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is that the wheelchair is very tempting, getting to sit all day long scratching your nuts (figuratively) and having others do everything for you. It's dangerous stuff.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the batgirl designs have a cowl

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get real here, how many athletic redheads can Gotham have? Barbs will get caught eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batwoman appears to be a long-haired redhead too, but she wears a wig. People probably assume the same for Batgirl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie but Cass's hair is LITERALLY red. No way they assume that's her natural hair color.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's so stupid to have her hair out like that people would just assume it MUST be a wig, because why would a superhero both have, and show off, striking long hair that could tip off her identity?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have looked like this instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arkham Knight Batgirl is honestly her best look in anything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's sexy but only practical. shame that DLC was so short.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, should have just ripped her from here.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uses tonfas
    she's alright

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also was raped by the Joker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Joker didn't rape Barbara. He did rape Jim though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Moore is a hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JOKER ACTUALLY RAPED BARBARA
      >BATMAN BROKE JOKER'S NECK IN THE END
      Brainlet takes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Joker unironically cannot rape because it's too hard to stay aroused when you're cackling like a madman. That's why he could bang Harley, he loathed her so much she never made him laugh once.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason Joker didn't raped her is because Alan Moore became an Sjw, cried like a b***h about how ashamed he is of writing that comic and to save some face he finally came clean many years later and said... There was no rape. She was all bloody and naked but no rape. I swear.
        You can't even mention the Killing Joke in from him or he'll have a nervous breakdown.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never got the impresison Joker raped her anyway. It's not really his kinda "thing".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone have the comic page where Joker wants some kid to watch his car, and explains he's not gonna kill the kid like he's afraid of, because "How the hell would THAT be funny?"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't rape her because it would serve no purpose to his overall goal which was breaking Gordon. Having him see his naked daughter in pain and being subjected to this horror that shes at the mercy of the Joker anyways was enough. Most modern versions also express zero interest in sex period.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the Jester?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking shit she is so cute, is that the suicide squad game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its the upcoming Gotham Knights game.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn't exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus frick, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone... just miss me with this shit.

    It would be better if it was just Batman's solo crusade against crime. The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be female hero
    >used looks and charm to your advantage
    How is this a bad thing again?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys would b***h and moan pozzed sjw yadda yadda woke whatever if there was a non sexy female super hero

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This makes my dick feel good.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the mute batgirl with moron strength and vaguely supernatural origins is the best one
    because shes moronic

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has long hair and does not wear a head protection
    That's specifically why she's a "super" hero. Regular people need to wear that shit. Super heroes are in a league of their own. That's the entire point.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if Batman's an unlockable post game character?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Legs are Barb's weakness
      Too soon, what the frick Dini?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
    Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
    Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
      I will not be hyped for capeshit ever again until we get either a Mayday, Power Girl or Nightwing movie. But I'll pirate it and see if it's any good.
      >Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
      It's blatantly desperation in movie form, and I don't care about it at all. Maybe I'll care if they give us a Thawne that hams it the frick up.
      >Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
      He's an attention prostitute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
      The trailer looks good? It's dark but with striking color usage. Looks like noir comic all right. The Riddler is some kind of weird serial killer and Penguin is a far mob boss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After laughing my ass off of BvS, I just wanted to watch more grumpy old Batman (and Alfred) fricking shit up and I'm pretty disappointed that I'll never get any of that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last capeshit movie I saw in theatres was the first Thor movie and since then I pirate them. They're all so fricking awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, both movies look stupid as hell and I hate troony Miller.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play Arkham Knight again
    >Remember it's 71 gigs
    Guess I'm not playing Arkham Knight again

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