Be Bioware

>Fire most of your senior staff to pinch pennies
>Some of them being writers behind the original dragon age and characters like Sten and Verric
>Effectively lost all of its original staff now
>Keep the rookie trannie as game director of Deadname though for ESG points
This franchise is so fricked. Like holy shit lol.
https://www.pcgamer.com/the-bioware-layoffs-include-the-writer-responsible-for-dragon-ages-best-character/

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadname is going to conclude this series-long story like a bloody fart in the wind

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm putting together a team

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revolting. I forgot how frick-ugly those designs were (game post-patches was a solid 6/10 though).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they really try to make them look better in a post-patch?
        Holy cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, I just know they barely even fixed the horrendous facial animations. Maybe they always looked this disgusting and I just didn't notice (or memory-hole'd it).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was at least able to beat Inquisition once. This game though was so fricking boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly liam and peebee were the only shit ones. the others were all passable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >passable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes Cora is fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what racism actually looks like. Her skin tone is all that matters to you. Despite the fact that she's a 4/10 at best, you still think it's passable. Incredible. This is why others don't agree with you because racism is clearly illogical.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revolting. I forgot how frick-ugly those designs were (game post-patches was a solid 6/10 though).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahaha, I had forgotten about that!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forgetti

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That poster of male Pathfinder resembling Shining and FMJ character kek
        lost

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not mentioning wienerwork

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot to
            Simple as

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vetra should've been in the main trilogy.
      She doesn't deserve to get stuck in the shitty game noone did play.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vetra is just a watered down Garrus no thx

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Female alien > male alien.
          Unless you're into males.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I wanna frick some raptor looking b***h, I'd much rather frick Liara. Which I did in every run.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hire women and Black folks
    quality falters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even sure if they have black people working there. Just mostly women and trannies now, which shows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when my character asked this trannie ingame why she didn't just turn herself into a man with magic and I literally got lectured at it was cringe as frick.

        Like shale was literally going to Tevinter in my epilogue for origins to become a dwarf again, get over yourself Krem. I always sacrificed Iron Bull's crew after that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Age tumblr art is some of the worst, almost as bad as Steven Universe.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The franchise died with the release of Dragon Age 2. What they did to the series post-origins is literally one of the biggest embarrassments in vidya. I'm certain that every responsible member of Bioware leadership will be burning im hell for eternity because of this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Since Dragon Age 2
      They really did drop the ball immediately after the first one. One can only imagine how differently 2 could have turned out if Bioware didn't sell out to EA and get rushed to release the game in such a short time frame.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I member when the teaser trailer first came out for DA2 and me and a couple frens speculated Hawke could maybe be Morrigan's son from the dark ritual in DAO since he was using some crazy power to kill the qunari

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